Ren Suo opened his eyes, looked at the black cat coiled next to the pillow, and nodded: "Well...I'll buy you ice cream right now...Would you like it with Lu Xue or Nestlé this time? What, do you think it's from the Golden Arches?"
Is the ice cream delicious? But I can’t take that one home..."
Ren Suo scratched his head and went to wash up. He felt exhausted all over, as if he had been beaten, but he was very energetic. He felt like he had a dream last night, but Ren Suo couldn't recall the specific details, so he didn't pay much attention to it.
Being exhausted after waking up is almost a common thing for him, a college student who once stayed up late and suffered from liver problems.
Perhaps it is one of the sequelae caused by the souls consumed by using free miracles on the Dark Side of the Moon that are still recovering?
After Ren Suo brushed his teeth and washed his face, he saw his sister sticking her head out of the bedroom: "Are you awake? Are you leaving?"
"What are you going to do?"
"Go out and buy clothes. Didn't you say that yesterday?"
"Now?" Ren Suo looked at the time. It was 11:05 in Tianlian Academy. He was probably not awake yet: "I haven't had lunch yet..."
"I told my parents that we won't eat at home at noon. We can just come back for New Year's Eve dinner in the evening." Ren Xingmei said, "We haven't gone out to eat for a long time."
Ren Suo was still reluctant: "I was so tired from sleeping..."
"You must have played too much on the computer." Ren's mother, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room playing with her mobile phone, said calmly: "I told you not to play on the computer so much."
Ren Suo was confused: "I'm just physically tired. What does it have to do with playing on the computer?"
"It's just because I'm playing computer games that I sit there all day without moving, and my body becomes stiff. I eat enough to play, play enough to sleep, sleep enough to eat, and I don't get up until almost 12 o'clock, and I don't want to exercise or run.
My bedroom is more messy than a doghouse..." When Ren's mother said these words, it was like the endless stream of a river, and soon she began to look up old accounts such as Ren Suo's high school days when he stayed up all night playing games on the Internet.
"Your dad and I have already booked a restaurant, and we are going out now. We will go shopping at the pedestrian street in the afternoon." Ren's mother waved her hand: "Look at you, you haven't even cut your hair. Let's go get a haircut this afternoon to celebrate the New Year."
There are two kinds of regrets in this world: not getting what you want, and getting what you want. Ren Suo has only been awake for three or four days, and Ren's mother has already absorbed enough son power from him. Now she is tired of him again and is not satisfied.
Yu Rensuo is just an ordinary good son, but Ren Suo needs to be an all-round son who gets up at 6 a.m. to go running and comes back at 7 a.m. to cook breakfast and start cleaning at 8 a.m., whether he is murdering, arsonizing or traveling around the house.
Hum, woman.
Why do you still like to daydream as much as I do at such an old age?
Ren Suo said: "Then we can go to the restaurant with you to eat."
At this time, Dad Ren spoke: "No, we have made the reservation, have you forgotten it? Every New Year's Eve, you two prepare lunch by yourselves."
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment before he remembered that his parents really had this habit: dating on New Year's Eve.
According to my mother, this date is very cost-effective: go shopping in the flower street, there is a festive atmosphere, and the shopping discounts are huge, that is, the restaurant will charge a little service fee, and you can go shopping all the way into the evening without even changing your clothes.
The restaurant continues to have New Year's Eve dinner... In fact, Christmas has a similar effect, but when they were young, consumerism had not yet heated up Christmas.
On this day, Ren Suo and his sister almost always ate Golden Arches or KFC at home, and then happily played games together until the evening, waiting for their parents to come back after having a sumptuous meal and having fun outside all day long. Ren Suo has known since he was a child that his sister
Not necessarily, but it was definitely an accident to his parents.
After his parents left, Ren Suo looked at his sister and hooked his fingers at her: "Come, I will take you to relive your old dreams and eat delicious food with you."
Ten minutes later, Golden Arches Express Restaurant.
Ren Suo sat down with a Family Bucket and a McFlurry ice cream, and sighed: "I haven't eaten this kind of fried food in a long time."
Ren Xingmei, who had no expectations for Ren Suo from the beginning, was very calm. She inserted the straw into the Coke, glanced at Ren Suo's 'new scarf', and said, "Are you really not afraid of losing the cat?"
Ren Suo put the McFlurry on the table, and the black cat around his neck jumped down and hugged the ice cream and licked it wildly, until the cat's whiskers were covered in white frost. The children passing by couldn't help but exclaimed when they saw this scene.
, and then quickly dragged away by their parents.
"Don't be afraid," Ren Suo picked up a piece of fried chicken and started to eat it, saying, "She can find me even if I lose it."
It’s okay, it’s the cat that finds you, not you that finds the cat.
Ren Xingmei couldn't help laughing, and then sighed: "I thought my promotion to the second rank was fast enough, but I didn't expect that the squad leader would be promoted to the third rank..."
"What are you afraid of? Isn't there Xianyu who is at the bottom?" Ren Suo comforted: "Don't compare with others. Comparing yourself with others will kill you. Do you think your brother has ever been troubled by this kind of thing? As a human being, you must be content with what you have.
I would never compare my cultivation with your teacher Dong, or my handsomeness with your teacher Bai. Instead, I would compare my cultivation with Lin Xianyu, and my handsomeness with Deputy Director Yu of the Countermeasures Bureau... However, the most important thing in cultivation is to persevere and persevere.
Self-discipline, don't let up. I heard that you often go to the training ground to practice recently, which is very good, and you are worthy of being my sister."
Although Ren Suo's cultivation and strength are fully qualified to speak such nonsense, Ren Xingmei, who has spent more than ten years analyzing Ren Suo thoroughly, always feels that Ren Suo's words are very unconvincing...
However, Ren Xingmei has made mistakes several times. Whether it was Ren Suo unknowingly becoming a public lover of both men and women, or Ren Suo actually being willing to risk his life to pair with all related devices at the same time, Ren Xingmei has refreshed her relationship many times.
She felt that his cognition of Ren Suo's IQ and EQ were still within her expectations.
Perhaps, Ren Suo has really become a Buddhist character who does not take joy in things or feel sorrow in himself...
"Pfft! Damn it!"
Ren Suo squirted a sip of Coke to the side, and the black cat who was licking the McFlurry froze. His big eyes were full of disbelief, and his face had an expression of "No one has ever sprayed me before."
Ren Suo quickly put down his phone, took out a paper towel and secretly used "Fire Lord" to wipe the black cat's body. Ren Xingmei was not polite, took the phone and looked at it, and found that it was WeChat Moments.
It's nothing special. 'Yu Huogou' posted a post on WeChat Moments about eating teppanyaki, and 'Mu Gongzi' posted a post saying "It doesn't matter if young people can't make money this year, they will still be poor in the future."
'Observation subject Zhao Sanfen' posted a photo of the four of them together with [New Year's Eve reunion dinner in Hokkaido].
Huh? This is Teacher Zhao?
Ren Xingmei returned the phone to Ren Suo and asked curiously: "Why are you surprised?"
"No, it's nothing." Ren Suo waved his hand, twitched the corner of his mouth, and said, "I just suddenly felt that comparing people to each other is really worse than death..."
Absolutely amazing!
How did Zhao Huo survive!?
Can we get together to have a reunion dinner and take photos?!
This is completely different from the obituary and black-and-white profile photo that Ren Suo had expected!
The heavy frustration hit Ren Suo's fragile heart. I can't even compare to a two-dimensional one!
Could it be that Zhao Huo plays a lot of pornographic games and watches a lot of harem comics, but he can still learn and use it!?
Is it too late to move in now?
Ren Suo made up his mind to talk to Zhao Huo in person. He wanted to criticize Zhao Huo's decadent life and record his crimes and methods so that everyone can avoid this kind of degenerate scumbag with means and scheming.
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After lunch, Ren Suo and his sister took the subway to the crowded commercial pedestrian street. His sister asked: "Do you want to buy clothes too?"
Ren Suo touched the black cat and nodded: "Yes."
"Go to Zara or Uniqlo?" Ren Xingmei doesn't think that Ren Suo can't afford more expensive clothes, but Ren Suo has a temperament that doesn't have any requirements for clothes, and Ren Xingmei has no interest in making Ren Suo look more handsome. She spent more than ten years on it.
Nian has made Ren Suo into the look that suits her best, and no other equipment is needed.
Ren Suo hesitated for a moment and asked, "I want to go to... a shop that sells maid uniforms."
Ren Xingmei was stunned for a moment and looked at Ren Suo suspiciously: "...Are you wearing it?"
"Not me!" Ren Suo immediately shook his head, thinking about how to answer the question 'Who are you buying it for?' After all, his family didn't know Luna's existence. If he told the truth, he would definitely be questioned again...
However, Ren Xingmei did not ask further questions, she just held his arm, pulled him forward, and said: "I do know a shop that sells this kind of clothing, but it's a bit far away, and I don't know if it will be open during the Chinese New Year. After all,
It's just a small shop...come with me."
With someone leading the way, Ren Suo was happy to relax and turned on his mobile phone to continue playing "Traitor of Light and Darkness".
But now he's stuck, and Uncle Ross is blocked in front of the mead barracks. It's rare that the protagonist is such a coquettish bitch. Unlike other fresh and refined game characters, he is willing to use a honey trap, but he is kicked out of the barracks because he is not strong enough.
The guard was disgusted...
Even pretending to be "Desire Detection" doesn't work, Los is just not sexy enough.
Do we really want to fight in?
Just as Ren Suo was thinking, the honey trap options suddenly changed: "Go up and hold his arm."
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, clicked on this option, and saw the body of the female body Lose trembling, and reluctantly went over to hug the mecha soldier's arm.
The soldier's response: "Oh, that's good. But I'm still on guard now. No, I have to hold back. I can only refuse her."
(⊙o⊙)…huh?
There is no doubt that this honey trap option is effective, but because there is no follow-up action, Los still cannot seduce the soldier.
But why have the options changed…
Ren Suo slowly turned his head, looked at his sister who was holding his arm while shopping, nodded thoughtfully, and suddenly asked in a low voice: "Sister, are you strong enough as a woman?"
Ren Xingmei looked at Ren Suo and then at herself. Today she was wearing the white dress that Ren Suo bought for her, with a small cotton-padded jacket to protect her from the cold. Before going out, she took a selfie and posted it to her WeChat Moments, which attracted dozens of likes.
and leave a message.
Compared with other peers, Ren Xingmei is still very confident...but compared with her peers, and she cannot be a peer like Gu Yueyan who is particularly overdeveloped.
She said in a complicated tone: "Although I can't buy Toffee Pie's underwear, but... it shouldn't be bad?"
"Then help me, brother." Ren Suo said, "Well... I need to know how a girl can seduce a man who cannot respond to her feelings due to identity, responsibility, etc., so that the man can be moved by her feelings.
"
Ren Xingmei looked at Ren Suo blankly, and subconsciously let go of his hand. Ren Suo continued to add: "Just like this, two people face each other, can you use body language, expressions and sounds to quickly make the other person attracted? Please, this
It’s really important to me.”
Ren Xingmei asked: "Why do you want to know such knowledge?"
"I have a friend who needs to know this kind of knowledge." Ren Suo said seriously.
Ren Xingmei's eyes became more complicated: "Then... what is the relationship between the girl and the other party?"
"What's the relationship? Anything is fine."
"What do girls call each other? Sir? Brother?"
'Sir' seems strange to be used to address soldiers, but 'Brother Bing' is more common. Ren Suo replied: "You can also call me brother."
Ren Xingmei lowered her head and said no more. Ren Suo scratched his head: "Is it too troublesome? I remember that some short videos also have this content. I may be able to find it if I search online..."
"It's not very troublesome." Ren Xingmei raised her head, smiled, took Ren Suo's arm, put her head on his shoulder, walked with him on the bustling pedestrian street, and said softly: "It's just that, brother, you just
Are you really not aware of my thoughts at all? Can't you...respond to me properly?"
After three seconds, Ren Xingmei smiled and said, "Is this okay?"
"Yes, I'm a little tempted." Ren Suo stared at the phone, gave a thumbs up and praised: "Keep up the good work!"
…
Japanese buffet restaurant Zhiyuan.
There is no hall, all are divided into small single rooms. The warm wooden grooves under the dining tables in the single rooms allow you to stretch out your legs and stomp around inside, which is a unique style.
Foie gras, lobster sashimi, three-fish sashimi, Japanese skewers, sushi... Platefuls of delicacies were served, and Ren's mother felt a little pained when she saw them: "Did you waste a little this year? Go to the buffet for a few hundred yuan per person.
Food is not so expensive in Hainan..."
At this time, Ren's father was very open-minded: "My son can make money, which can be used for the family. The family is rich, so I can treat myself to a good meal once in a while."
"Yes, you must eat enough." Ren's mother picked up her chopsticks and started eating, but immediately took out her mobile phone: "Take a photo to show off to them."
Dad Ren twitched his lips: "You..."
"He just likes this. I still remember when he was six years old, I took him out to eat and gave him delicious food. He would grab the food and stuff it into my mouth..."
"Who asked you to say something like 'Mom won't eat for you' when you were feeding him? He has hated being in debt to others since he was a child. He would rather endure it than have others sacrifice for him." Dad Ren said with a smile: "
He only wants what you are willing to give, and if you are unwilling, he will not take it no matter what."
"So I don't want to take pictures to show him, so that he knows that his mother is enjoying life, so he can go back to Lianjiang early to find a wife with peace of mind." Ren Ma took a few pictures and sent them to any relatives.
Show off to the group... hum, I'll let you show off to me all year round."
"Speaking of which, wife, do you think Xingmei..." Father Ren asked casually, and found that Mother Ren was staring at him.
"What's wrong with Xingmei?"
"You've seen it all and you still ask me?"
"Xingmei is still in the rebellious stage now. It would be more troublesome to make it clear. Besides, Suo Zai is being stared at by those good girls, so he will be fine." Ren's mother said calmly: "Anyway, as long as Suo Zai has a clear conscience, he will be fine."
