We didn't get home until almost 11 o'clock. As soon as Ren Suo came back, he handed the gifts to his parents.
Dad Ren immediately took the things to the study, took pictures, unpacked them, and posted them on WeChat Moments. Mom Ren raised her eyebrows and asked, "Don't you...don't buy anything else when you go to the mall? For example, chocolates or something?"
Ren Suo said: "I don't like eating chocolate."
Ren's mother looked at Ren Suo with wide eyes, as if she saw a roasted pig running on the ground, and the pig's trotters were brine, as if the four hooves would be split into five pieces in the next second.
Ren Xingmei, who had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower, said with a smile: "I don't like chocolate either, right? Why buy some chocolate?"
Ren's mother was hesitant to speak, but she finally returned to the room with the SK-II suit. Ren Suo gave the "Demon May" game disk to Ren Xingmei and asked strangely: "You really don't like eating chocolate.
Really? I thought you liked Ferrero Rocher..."
"That's because you gave it to me," Ren Xingmei wiped her long hair with a towel and said, "You don't give me bad chocolate... help me blow dry my hair."
"Then what do you like to eat?"
"I like to eat broad beans, the mustard-flavored kind."
Ren Suo raised his eyebrows. He also likes broad beans, but he likes crab roe flavor. He didn't expect his sister to like mustard flavor.
So preferences for this kind of thing are really different for everyone.
When he returned to the bedroom, he saw Black Cat watching a video on his tablet. Ren Suo said hello to her, then he lay on the bed and took out his phone to edit a message and send a group message: "Do you have any gifts you want for Valentine's Day? By the way, this is
My wish list, if you want to give me a gift, just choose whatever you want."
Let’s not talk about what to do on that day, but gifts must be prepared in advance. In the past, it was okay if we didn’t have to celebrate the festival, but now we have to celebrate the festival and not express it, just like not asking for leave during Qingming Festival, I feel vaguely at a loss.
Ren Suo hates giving gifts the most, but now gift-giving has inevitably become one of his daily tasks, so he is ready to make a wish list and let the other party look at it and place an order.
This wish list includes physical and virtual items, ranging from 30 yuan/month Junk Cloud membership to tens of thousands of the latest graphics cards, with everything in various price ranges. Anyway, Ren Suo was sure that he would be happy with whatever he received, so he decided not to let it go.
The other party also suffers from the torture of 'thinking about giving gifts' and directly gives the wish list to the other party.
However, it seems, perhaps, that he is the only one who thinks as neatly and efficiently as he does.
First, Mr. Mu wrote back: "I will not give you a gift, nor will I buy you a gift from that unromantic wish list."
"If you insist on asking me for something, then the gift I want is this→"
Mr. Mu sent a picture. On the picture were two red books titled ‘marriage certificates’.
Ren Suo: "... Let's be reasonable. The Civil Affairs Bureau must have been fully booked that day."
Mr. Mu: "Haha, who am I?"
When Ren Suo thought about it, he realized that he was stupid - Qiao Muyi was the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau. She would not do illegal and criminal things such as robbing a man from a wealthy family and hiding his husband in a golden house, but it was still very simple to join the queue in the Civil Affairs Bureau.
of……
Ren Suo: "But I'm afraid that I will trigger the criminal law. Can we first see if the Xuanhui Congress promulgates a new marriage law that adapts to the changes in monk society..."
Mr. Mu: "Okay, you want to have bigamy before you get married. You are indeed Xiao Suo who wants to stay with me forever."
Why?
Ren Suo felt something was wrong. Although there were cold words on the screen, Qiao Muyi seemed to be particularly flammable and explosive today.
No, Qiao Muyi said very little in the routine contact over the past two days. She said good night to Ren Suo and ended the conversation. Ren Suo thought she was tired from practicing, but now that she thinks about it, it feels like she is holding back her anger.
Now I'm afraid that the three-level anger gauge is finally full, and I want to lock myself in the secret of super sure-kill.
"You're angry?"
"Why am I angry?"
"Then let's get the certificate."
The other party was silent.
"What certificate do you need?"
"Marriage certificate."
"The two of us?"
"The two of us."
"real?"
"real."
"Didn't you lie to me?"
"If I were to lie to you, I would eat roast duck that I couldn't finish in three days during the Chinese New Year."
After a while, Mr. Mu asked, "What about Chengling and Yueyan?"
"Yueyan is too young to get one. I will ask Chengling later and get another one if she is willing." Ren Suo replied seriously: "Don't worry, I have a way to solve the problem of bigamy, but we have to wait.
It’ll take a few days.”
Ren Suo has thought about it. After he clears the level and has time to summon, he can use "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" to summon the virtual master Irina, let her invade the Xuanguo network and conceal Ren Suo's crimes. Wouldn't it be wonderful?
.
"Negative emotions from Qiao Muyi +999."
Mr. Mu: "I tell you, I'm really angry now."
Ren Suo: "I was wrong. Can you tell me what you want so that I can buy it to make amends for you."
Mr. Mu: "If I really want something, I will buy it myself. Why should you give it to me? Similarly, if you want something, just ask me for it directly. I will buy it for you, but I won't
I’ll give it to you as a surprise gift. Have you ever thought about what gift you can give me?”
Ren Suo: "I thought about it. I drank coffee in Guangming Square for an hour and a half, and I kept thinking about what gift to give."
Mr. Mu: "Then what is the result of your thinking?"
Ren Suo: "Nothing, I've been thinking about you for half an hour."
On the other side, Qiao Muyi, who was lying on the sofa holding an orange cat and playing with her mobile phone, couldn't help but click her tongue when she saw this sentence.
"Then what were you thinking about for the other hour..."
Qiao Muyi thought for a while and decided to delete this boring sentence. But she was so angry that she grinded her teeth and made a grunting sound, which scared the orange cat Xiao Suo's father-in-law to meow and step on his breasts to please his own shit-sweeper.
"Qiao Muyi, Qiao Muyi, you have to be ruthless to force him!" Qiao Muyi said viciously and threw the orange cat in his arms into the air, which frightened the orange cat into barking loudly.
Then Qiao Muyi grabbed the air, bound the orange cat floating in the air with invisible magic, and slowly dragged it back to Qiao Muyi's arms, scaring the orange cat to the point where it almost lost a pound of body weight.
Mr. Mu: "You said it nicely [○｀Д′○], on the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, did you and Cheng Ling already meet their parents? Did you also discuss matters such as having a child?"
Ren Suo subconsciously wanted to ask, 'How did you know?', but after thinking about it, he felt there was no need to ask, so he answered directly: "Well, that's true. Were you angry about this before?"
Mr. Mu: "Fortunately you are not in front of me, otherwise I would have let you know how angry I am."
Ren Suo scratched his head, feeling that Qiao Muyi was still holding back her anger, and typing online would only give her more time to target, so she called directly.
The first time I was hung up, the second time I was hung up, and the third time I got through: "I only give you time to say one sentence."
"Are we going to travel the world before we think about having kids?"
"..." Qiao Muyi was silent for a moment and said seriously: "Xiao Suo, do you think I am so easy to fool?"
"No, you are angry that I have discussed with Cheng Ling the issues related to having children, so why don't I talk to you about having children now..."
Qiao Muyi: "What I'm angry about is that you want to have children with other women. Why can't you follow me and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to sign?"
"Then... in order to express our apology, from now on we will only have fun and not have children?"
"No, I like children."
"Then...just have one child? Do you like a girl or a boy?"
"No, at least give birth to two, preferably a boy and a girl."
Qiao Muyi, who had lost her parents since she was a child and had to rely on others, unexpectedly had a motherly side in her heart. She lacked love since she was a child. When she grew up, her outlook on things was a little skewed but was corrected by Ren Suo, so she was very eager to raise a few children.
, let them feel the happiness they lacked in childhood.
After discussing the optimal age difference between the two children, Qiao Muyi hung up the phone with a satisfied look on her face, and then suddenly came to her senses - Wait, I was fooled by Xiao Suo!? I was fooled by him just now
A mental attack!?
Then Ren Suo sent another message: "(づ￣3￣)づ╭?~Good night"
"Tsk..." Qiao Muyi muttered: "This guy knows how to act cute..."
But Qiao Muyi thought for a long time and still didn't want to break the happy mood at the moment. She put down her phone, picked up the fat orange cat, put it in her arms and stroked it gently. She lay on the sofa and said softly: "Let's just stop here today, slowly.
Come on, force him to the corner of the bed sooner or later..."
The orange cat's whole body softened and he exhaled a long breath, thankful that another day of stable cat life had passed.
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Dong Chengling's reply was still "Whatever", while Gu Yueyan's reply was "I want a gift made by your own hands."
But similarly, they are both classical lovers like Qiao Muyi, and they are not interested in giving gifts according to Ren Suo's wish list. Instead, they prepare gifts that they think Ren Suo will like. Their emphasis on gifts sets off the character of Ren Suo.
How materialistic, money-worshipping, realistic, and ugly people are.
However, Gu Yueyan reminded Ren Suo, yes, they all want 'sincere gifts', so they can make them with their own hands.
So what to do?
Without any inspiration, Ren Suo suddenly remembered something, chose to sit down and open the Small World game console, and clicked to enter the long-lost mysterious tavern.
Because the main interface of the Small World game console is not opened very often these days, and "Traitor of Light and Darkness" has no confusing levels, Ren Suo almost forgot about this place.
But when I opened it today, there was a surprise!
The protagonist of "Ghosts in the Night", the cook, is drinking in a tavern!
She was sitting on the bar and seemed to be chatting with the tavern owner who was surrounded by darkness. When Ren Suo entered the tavern, she immediately noticed his arrival and turned her head to look at Ren Suo outside the screen: "Long time no see."
"haven't seen you for a long time."
At this time, the tavern owner suddenly took away everything on the bar. Ren Suo asked curiously: "What were you talking about just now?"
The tavern owner said coldly: "Do you have any questions to ask today?"
The tavern owner wanted to change the topic, but the cook said honestly: "Huh? Nothing to talk about. The boss gave me some handmade chocolate to try and discuss with me how to make the chocolate more delicious."
Chocolate... Ren Suo thought for a while and asked, "Then how can we make the chocolate more delicious?"
"My plan is this. First you need to prepare caster sugar, fresh cream and finely chopped chocolate..."
The cook explained a lot of handmade chocolate making methods in detail, and finally said: "Making chocolate ultimately requires practice, and you need to control your taste and time again and again to make delicious chocolate... Of course, if you follow my instructions
If you follow these steps, you will definitely be able to make delicious chocolate."
Practice makes perfect...
Ren Suo nodded thoughtfully, practice makes perfect, what a simple thing!
Four hours is enough to create five, six, seven or eight clones, right? Even if the experience cannot be accumulated into the main body, as long as...
However, after Ren Suo thought about it, he thought it was better to forget it. He should do this himself. He couldn't rely on clones for everything. The chocolate produced this way would have no soul and sincerity.
But that’s not right. The clone’s work is my job, and the clone’s sincerity is my sincerity…
Although Ren Suo quickly found an excuse for being lazy, he still made up his mind to do it by himself this time: after all, he had never made handmade chocolate before, so it would be fun.
If it is really boring, then let the clone come next year, if he still has next year.
After the chat, the cook finished her drink and left. The tavern owner once again asked angrily: "What's the matter with you?"
Originally, Ren Suo had nothing to ask, but since the tavern owner took the initiative to solicit business, he asked: "Now that I am playing "Traitor of Light and Darkness" and go to Luoyan City and kill Sega Dafa, what should I do next?"
Ren Suo really didn't know what to do next. After all, Lose would not return to Black Fall to receive instructions now. He wanted to kill someone but didn't know who to kill, and there was no clue about the mission target.
"10 merit points."
After happily giving the money, the tavern owner said, "Just follow the plot."
Ren Suo almost forgot that this tavern owner liked talking nonsense the most.
I also know that I have to follow the plot, but there is no plot now!
Ross was hiding in the mansion, and he didn't know how long the news of the death of the Boethian believers could be concealed. At most, he could change into Sega Dafa and escape, but he didn't know where he could escape - that was the base camp of the Goddess, Luoyan City!
"The protagonist follows the plot and runs away now. He only needs to hide for a while. The protagonist will soon get help from the player and get relevant information about the next mission target."
"After receiving a considerable tip, the tavern owner secretly tells you: After getting help from the players, Los will be able to find the next mission target soon."
This is probably the most unjust contribution I have ever made.
Ren Suo thought that "Traitor of Light and Darkness" might be a game that didn't require any prompts, so if he forced himself to ask a question, the Mystic Tavern could only force him to give him an answer that was like a wheel.
But if you lose, you lose. Can Ren Suo blow up the screen and ask the tavern owner to pay back the money? He left the mysterious tavern depressed and continued to play "Traitor of Light and Darkness".
At this time, he remembered something, turned around and said to Black Cat: "Luna, I will help you prepare all the virtual anchor preparations. Is this your Valentine's Day gift?"
"Seconds~" the black cat replied.
Great, Luna is the easiest to solve.
Entering "Traitor of Light and Darkness", Ren Suo immediately checked Los's gains from killing Sega Dafa.
"Sega Saturn War Armor: Psychic defense value 5/30000, automatically replenishes 5 points of psionic power every second, always under 'Boethia's Guard' when worn, invisible shadow flames will cover the armor, immune to all fire damage
, eliminates the wearer's presence, strengthens the lurking ability, strengthens the fear effect, and can operate silently."
"Boethia's Bloodline Belt: 7 slots. Each additional Boethia series cassette will increase the wearer's supernatural resistance by 5%. You can equip 2 Godson cassettes and activate the exclusive Bloodline cassette effect.
"
As well as two "Samsung Brutal Warriors" cassettes, and a silent action cassette set.
Ren Suo then discovered the ultimate equipment setting of this game: the exclusive Vampire belt. With the exclusive Vampire cassette, you can activate the exclusive Vampire halo special effects.
However, with the addition of the "Three-Star Cruel Warrior" cassette that Ren Suo put together, he now has three identical Ultimate Bloodline cassettes.
Next, continue the synthesis?
Ren Suo put the three Vampire cassettes into the fusion interface and selected Fusion.
Unable to fuse.
But at the same time, the game popped up a special prompt:
"'Better Loot' detected that Ross had obtained extra bloodline cartridges and triggered the hidden redemption channel——"
"You can now consume a bloodline card, plus 10 points of merit, and directly draw a three-star level card (choose 1 out of 5)."
The Vampire Cassette is the highest level and cannot be promoted further, but Ren Suo can now choose to consume the Vampire Cassette to directly obtain a high-level three-star cassette.
Without further ado, Ren Suo drew the "Three-Star Blind Fool" twice in a row!
This card that can refresh skills is almost an equipment that Los can't give up. Without this refreshing skill, Los can't be like now, turning into a little sister or a little brother every ten minutes to deceive passers-by.
Ross then absorbed Sega's body and left the mansion with his face covered.
Action options: "The secret safe house established by Shijia in Luoyan City", "Go to the indoor tavern in the second ring to assassinate a certain god and replace him".
Ren Suo thought about it, and the tavern owner said, 'I just need to hide for a while,' so he chose to let Sega go to the tavern. The taverns on the second ring road of Luoyan City are similar to the real bars, and they still have exciting music and dance floors.
.
But you can't kill people casually here. In addition to the sun and moon in the sky, there is also a surveillance system indoors - the listener of the Night Mother!
The clown hanging upside down on the wall of the tavern means that the Night Mother is listening here!
So Ross randomly found a shadow spot, approached a certain ugly god, and suddenly released the disguise effect, revealing his true face!
Los was lucky that the Puchou god actually recognized him: "You..."
Los then instantly directed the burst of "cruel halo" and "blind brutality", plus the effect of the brutal warrior, instantly causing nearly eight times the critical hit. One blow penetrated the defense barrier of the Ugly Goddess, and remained silent throughout the process.
Successfully replaced!
At this moment, the tavern suddenly stopped the music and sounded a solemn announcement:
"Dragonborn Los has sneaked into Luoyan City. All the gods, please return to your residence for inspection. Dragonborn Los is very dangerous and can disguise himself as a god. If any god finds any strange behavior in others, please report it to the guards immediately!"
"Dragonborn Los..."
At this moment, a group of divine guards rushed into the tavern, isolated all the divine beings, asked about the situation one by one, and checked whether there was any dragonborn Los who was hiding.
It was Los's turn, and he was taken to a small room by an adivine guard for questioning and investigation.
When he came out, he had turned into the divine guard.
With the silent action cassette combination, you can really do whatever you want.
After the inspection, the divine guards left the tavern. At this time, an divine descendant suddenly stopped them and said, "Hurry up and go to Ys Dafa's mansion. Master Sony suspected that Dragonborn Los was hiding in Ys Dafa's mansion and asked
Let's check!"
"Lord Mora's Yis Dharma? Could this be between Dharma..."
"Be careful!"
The guard captain immediately shut up and walked through the air with the divine guards.
"If you really follow the plot, the next target will pop up naturally..." Ren Suo muttered: "This information fee is really a waste... Oh, what a waste. I will remember this for at least three days and three nights...
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"I said it so straightforwardly, will he still not understand? Forget it, there will be times when he will cry anyway."
In the mysterious tavern, the owner of the tavern who was cleaning the cup muttered secretly, put down the cup, took out a piece of handmade chocolate he made, and couldn't help but sigh.
He took out granulated sugar and other materials and tools from the drawer, preparing to make it again according to the cook's instructions.
I don't know if it was because of his past experiences, but he found that he was picky about everything.
He is a germophobe and requires his surroundings to be spotless at all times;
He is an efficiency freak and will never delay for a minute;
He is a perfectionist, even making chocolates, he demands perfection.
It's a pity that his starting point is very low. After all, except for making chocolate a few times in the first year, that guy has never made chocolate again...so much so that now he needs to ask the cook to ask how to make chocolate.
Squeak.
Another guest comes.
However, when he raised his head and took a look, his eyes suddenly lit up.
"You finally came……"
"How long have you been waiting for me?" The visitor sat on the bar and said with a smile.
"I have been waiting for you to come since I took charge of this tavern." He said, "I have many, many things that I need your help with."
"For example?"
"For example, this one's starting point for making handmade chocolate is too low. If he had a higher starting point from the beginning, I wouldn't have to study so hard..."
"Then you need me to help him improve this skill in the dream? But doesn't it give him a taste of the sweetness? And it's so troublesome..."
"Let me in!" He slammed his fist on the bar and said, "I'll help you train him!"
Moonsinger groaned: "Aren't you trying to avenge your personal revenge?"
"The matter between me and him, can we call the public to avenge private revenge? This is like a father beating his son, and a grandfather beating his grandson!" The boss took the Moonsinger's hand: "Let me train him. I can't beat him now, but he was the one in the past."
Can't he still let me bully him?"
Moonsinger thought for a moment, then shook his head: "No, Luna won't allow it. Just give up. But I promise you, I will train him to make chocolate in my dream."
"At least, at least you must agree to my request!" The boss bowed heavily: "This is the request of my life! For the sake of our sympathy for each other, please agree to my request."
"...Okay." Seeing how pitiful he was, Moonsinger couldn't bear it anymore: "As long as it's not too much, I promise you."
"It's definitely not too much!" The boss clenched his fists and said seriously: "You just need to let him wear an apron!"
"So simple?" Moonsinger was stunned.
"But don't let him wear anything other than an apron."
