What does it feel like to have divine intercourse?
Ren Suo suddenly had this strange thought in his mind, thinking that next time he summoned Ren Han, or met Ren Han in the tavern, he must ask him carefully.
Because Ren Suo now suspects that he is having divine intercourse.
When he merged with Sony before, Ren Suo didn't feel anything special. He wiped Sony clean almost instantly, and successfully obtained all of Sony's memory programs, thinking programs, and physical programs, just like water melting into water.
If fusion with Sony is to remove Sony's solid-state drive and install it in one's own body, then fusion with sister is to slowly copy the program data inside from the sister's hard drive and then transfer it to one's heart.
This transmission process made Ren Suo feel very subtle, giving him the pleasure of wandering in a sea of memories and emotions, and the peace of mind of being close to the stove to keep warm.
If I had to say it, he felt like he was being fucked unilaterally by his sister, or was he being fucked by his sister unilaterally?
If it is a divine relationship, then who is active and who is passive?
Because my sister should have no feelings now. After all, Ren Suo did not copy his information to her, so Ren Suo is the active party?
But Ren Suo didn't do any effective damage to his sister. Instead, he accepted all the damage from his sister. So, his sister was the one taking the initiative?
Ren Suo felt very confused, so he planned to ask Ren Han about the definition of divine friendship later, otherwise he would always feel weird in his heart.
It's not that he would feel unable to face his sister. After all, he was trying to survive now, and he had to act according to the emergency. Moreover, his sister should have no feelings at all. Only Ren Suo felt happy unilaterally, and his sister had no actual loss.
If I have to say it, it feels like Ren Suo is watching his sister wearing a beautiful little skirt, pure white stockings, sitting on the sofa, with her dangling ponytail tied up, using her small hands -
Defeat the boss, the broken monk, who Ren Suo could not defeat.
Although this process has nothing to do with Ren Suo at all. He is just watching his sister play games, but Ren Suo will also feel very happy.
If it is confirmed that this is really a divine friendship, then Ren Suo will definitely have to say 'Thank you for the hospitality' to his sister, and then he will have another memory that can laugh at her: "Haha, this is your first divine friendship in this life and the only one who has a divine friendship with you."
Man, it’s my fault!”
Ren Suo also laughed at her like this just now: "Haha, the first man in your life to help you wash and rake your underwear is your brother!" - It can be said that he killed one thousand enemies and suffered eight hundred losses, and the brother and sister were embarrassed at the same time.
But isn’t that what brothers and sisters are like? They know all of each other’s dark history, they dislike each other and help each other on weekdays, they are so close that they can witness all the changes in each other, and they have left indelible traces of each other on each other’s years, even if they are black and white
History has become a fragment worth remembering.
It seems that the transmission volume has reached a certain level, and Ren Suo has loaded a small part of Ren Xingmei's soul memory program and has started running it.
What suddenly passed by were strange and bizarre fragments, as well as hazy joy and curiosity.
It's a memory of Ren Xingmei's childhood.
Ren Suo has now blocked his thinking and memory, otherwise he will confuse his own memory with that of his sister. If he does not block himself, Ren Suo feels that there is a high probability that he will have gender ambiguity, and even want to dress as a woman, or want to try it out
Do sanitary napkins really make people feel like they are flying as advertised?
In fact, this is still a trivial matter. What Ren Suo is really afraid of is that his brain will be jammed by too many memories, so that he may have a mental breakdown or even go crazy.
Even though Ren Xingmei is a few years younger than him, Ren Suo doesn't think that he can accommodate his sister's sensitive and intelligent inner world in his wasted years. Ren Suo has always been proud of his sister. She is smarter than him and treats others better than him.
Well, you can even improve your score by playing games.
Therefore, there are too few things to make fun of her. In order to maintain the majesty of his brother, Ren Suo naturally has to know more about his sister's dark history. Although the method is a bit dirty and the purpose is a bit despicable, Ren Suo just wants to do something.
The next time his sister laughed at him, he launched a perfect counterattack, killing her to the point where she lost all her armor.
Doesn't Ren Suo even have the qualifications to have such a small happiness? If he always uses the incident of helping his sister wash her underwear in elementary school to launch attacks, it will lose its effect one day...
With the beautiful longing to collect materials, Ren Suo bathed in Ren Xingmei's past and quickly passed through her life from her main perspective.
There are very few memories and emotions of infancy. Even the memories are fragmented and incomplete. There are only scattered curiosity, comfort and the uncomfortable feeling of a rake sticking to the bottom of the buttocks.
Vaguely, Ren Suo saw two figures. He knew that these were his parents, but the picture was too blurry. Ren Suo couldn't see the details at all. He only remembered the warmth and happiness in their arms, and his babbling.
When saying 'rake' 'mama'.
Then came broken memories, strange lights, and... severe pain.
The pictures in the memory fell into chaos, and an indescribable sadness hit my heart, making people burst into tears.
After an unknown amount of time, the picture began to become clearer, and Ren Suo found himself lying on the warm crib again, with his little finger in his mouth. Next to the crib, there was a little boy with a tiger-like head and a thick brain looking at him.
He ran out and came back, opened his fingers, stuffed his fingers into his mouth, and said, "Try this! It's delicious!"
'I' licked it, it felt a little salty, I smashed it with my mouth, and waved my little arms and made two sounds.
"It's delicious, it's the powder I scraped from the senbei." The little boy said with a smile, "Huh? Do you still want to eat it? But it's gone...ah, let's try that!"
The little boy ran out again and stuffed a finger covered in red oil into his mouth. He felt his mouth explode instantly and cried out. The little boy was so frightened that he was at a loss what to do: "Lao Ganma, don't you?"
Is it delicious? I usually use it to mix with rice?..."
Hearing 'myself' cry, a young and beautiful woman in an apron walked in immediately.
She looked at the little boy and sighed, and skillfully picked up the feather duster: "You know the rules when you bully your sister and give her 10 spanks, right? Just take off your pants and I'll spank you twice less."
"No, I didn't bully my sister. She is so moved that she is crying now. Look at the people in the God of Cookery who also cried after eating the ecstasy rice -"
"What did you feed your sister?"
"Senbei powder, and Lao Ganma!"
"Feeding my sister chili peppers will get an extra penalty. If you take off your pants now, I can only spank you 8 times."
"Wow, it stinks! My sister is raking!" The little boy suddenly shouted, and the young woman came over to see her situation. The little boy immediately seized this opportunity, turned into an afterimage and tried to escape, but was caught by sight.
The young woman who was watching all directions and listening to all directions grabbed her clothes and pulled her back.
"How dare you lie!"
"No, I haven't. I'm just concerned about my sister's metabolism——"
"Oh, you did a good job in the Chinese class. You care about my sister so much. If my sister troubles you in the future, you will be the one to solve it."
"You wait, when I get the Tiga Transformer, I will..."
"I won't give you pocket money. I'll see what you use to buy the Tiga Transformer."
Seeing the little boy being beaten by the young woman, he screamed. He stood up and leaned against the crib. He laughed and even clapped his hands happily. After a while, the little boy shouted: "Eight, eight, eight! You"
Don’t keep your words!”
"Your sister is cheering for you. It's for your own good to hit you a few more times."
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"Come on, this is how it works."
The little boy took out a small white bag as big as his finger from the box and threw it to the ground. It exploded with a bang, and he was so frightened that he hid behind the little boy.
"Well, that's it, just throw the sand cannon on the ground." The little boy handed the box to 'himself', then he took out several torpedoes as big as steamed buns and a lighter: "You can play with the sand cannon.
I’m going to blow up the pond!”
'Myself' said in confusion, and quickly threw down a box of sand cannons. He followed the little boy and watched him light the fuse of the small torpedo, throw it into a smelly ditch in the community, and then hide under the shelter.
In the back, wait for the stinking ditch to be blown up with splashes of water.
One time, 'I' bumped into a little fat man when I was avoiding him. The little fat man pushed 'himself' to the ground, took out a sand cannon and hit 'himself' next to him. 'I' was so frightened that I almost cried, but the little fat man didn't.
He laughed loudly and said, "Go home quickly. I hate little girls the most. They can only cry and can't play. They are not interesting at all!"
Suddenly, the sound of fireworks sizzling was heard behind the little fat man, and then the little fat man ran away with a cry. I saw the little boy holding a bunch of fireworks that kept spitting out sparks, chasing the little fat man with big bites, as if he was holding a firecracker.
The dragon-slaying warrior with the sword.
The little fat boy was so hot that he screamed. He ran over and said sorry to himself and then went back to his parents to complain. Although the little boy was also beaten by his mother later, he didn't care and told himself very proudly.
' He said he should light three bunches of fireworks, bite one with his mouth, hold two with his hands, and use his ultimate move 'Three Thousand Worlds', he would definitely be able to kill the little fat man in an instant...
'Myself' nodded repeatedly and happily hugged him to sleep.
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"Look what this is!"
In the hospital, a boy in school uniform took out a beautiful machine with a white casing that looked like a work of art. 'Self' blinked: "Game console?"
"That's right, it's the game console PSP!" The boy laughed and said, "There are many games with good graphics and fun!"
‘Myself’ said oh: “Would you like to play with me?”
"Of course not, you watch me play." The boy said decisively: "This is what I got after begging my mother for a long time!"
"Oh..." 'I' curled my lips and continued reading the picture book.
"This way I won't be bored when I stay with you in the hospital," the boy said while playing: "The games here are really fun. As long as you can play PSP, I will definitely be able to stay with you in the hospital until you are discharged."
'I' thought for a moment, hummed, and moved my head closer to watch the boy play the game.
After watching it for a while, 'I' couldn't help but say: "When it raises its claws, you have to hide immediately, otherwise you won't have time to hide."
"Don't hit it a third time, or you'll definitely be caught."
"Quick, sharpen your knife, or you won't be able to cut it."
After watching his character being beaten to death three times and the mission completely failing, the boy looked at himself dejectedly: "That's all, you can do it."
"Let me try."
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When I walked into the boy's room, I found that the boy was slumped on the bed like a dead fish, looking at the ceiling lifelessly.
'Myself' could tell at a glance that he must have something on his mind, and without asking him, he turned on the boy's computer and started playing games. After more than ten minutes, the boy finally couldn't hold it anymore and whispered: "Hey, sister, I There is a friend..."
'Self' rolled his eyes and did not complain. He played the game as usual and pretended not to care and asked: "Oh? What's wrong with your friend?"
You must not show that you care, otherwise he will definitely not say anything. Stupid adolescent boys are all like this. They want others to care about them, but they don’t want others to care too much about them.
"That friend of mine, he, he... confessed to his deskmate."
'Myself' flicked the mouse, misplaced the skill, and continued to ask casually: "Is my deskmate a woman?"
"Well, that friend of mine is a boy, and today they are the two of them doing general cleaning. After all the classmates left after school, he took the initiative to hold the hand of his deskmate and asked her if he could do that, what..."
"Then your deskmate refused?"
"Yeah, you don't even know me... I don't even know how that friend finished his duty."
The young man sighed: "How will he go to school in the future? It's so embarrassing."
'Myself' thought about it seriously, nodded and said, "It's very troublesome. Some girls will tell their friends about this. Alas, your friend will probably become a laughing stock."
The young man felt as if he had been struck by lightning: "Then... what should we do?"
"As long as you're not afraid of being laughed at, it doesn't matter."
'Myself' pretended to be casual and said: "It's very troublesome to fall in love during school. It's not about puppy love, but if you have a bad relationship and break up, but you are studying in the same class, It will be very embarrassing sometimes.”
"Yeah, that's right...so I should go to university..."
"It's best to consider falling in love after working. After working, you have money and can support it financially and timely. And your parents will definitely not object, right?"
"Well...that's true..."
'Myself' secretly breathed a sigh of relief, paused the game, went to lie down next to the boy, and asked casually: "Are you... your friend's deskmate, very beautiful?"
"...You can't say he is beautiful, right? He is a very ordinary person?" The young man scratched his head and said, "Maybe he has been in love for a long time?"
"But if you want to fall in love, you may not have time to play games. You have dates on Saturdays and Sundays, and you also have to go shopping and chat after school..."
The young man nodded thoughtfully: "Yes, this way I won't have time to play games..."
"Want to fight the King of Fighters?"
"Okay!" The young man jumped up from the bed: "Turn on the modifier and play with infinite energy!"
Seeing the young man opening the game smoothly, 'I' couldn't help but smile and sat next to him with a smile on my face.
Yes, that's fine.
Just have me by your side.
When I go to high school, when I go to college, when I become an adult, then we will be... free.
