After all, February 28 was already the 24th day of the year, long past the Spring Festival return peak, and not a Saturday or Sunday, so Ren Suo easily bought two second-class high-speed rail tickets at 9:45 am.
Baiyun is not far from Lianjiang. It only takes more than an hour for Qiao Muyi to drive there. Taking the high-speed rail is even faster. You can definitely make it in time for lunch at home.
So after Ren Suo bought the ticket, he called over: "Mom, will you cook for lunch today?"
"What, do you want to order takeout for me? Recently, a boneless pickled fish restaurant opened outside the community, and the nearby barbecue workshop is also open, and even sells Japanese rice bowls."
Mom's out-of-the-box thinking and machine-gun mode of speaking always make Ren Suo's brain memory collapse and temporarily shut down: "Dad, you can't eat spicy food. I've eaten that Japanese rice bowl before, and it tastes average."
"Then boneless pickled fish? Mom wants to eat seabass. Buy it for two people, but don't buy rice. The food outside is not delicious. Mom will buy some rice and cook two bowls of rice."
"Okay... let's go to Ethiopia!" Ren Suo almost cursed: "Mom, Xingmei and I will come back for lunch! Are you at home at noon?"
"I'm at home, I skipped work today, so I punched in and left." My mother made a sound and said sheepishly, "Then you can buy boneless pickled fish for four people."
"It's a rare trip for us to come back. Mom, can't you make something delicious?" Ren Suo was speechless: "Buy a few kilograms of shrimps to make braised prawns, get some garlic clams, buy some white-cut chicken, and fry them.
The dishes are as simple as they come.”
Mom muttered: "Okay..."
“By the way, when braised prawns in oil, remember to remove the lines and cut the backs of the prawns to avoid the flavor.”
"It's so troublesome to go to the shrimp line. Why do you have so many demands? I must have learned it from your dad." Mom complained: "Isn't today Friday? Don't you and Xingmei have to go back to work and go to school?"
"We asked for leave."
"Hey, you can't do this." My mother said in a very serious tone: "Whether you are working or studying, you need to work hard in order to be worthy of the salary and tuition. Labor learning is the most glorious!"
We have asked for leave after all. Do you, a middle-aged woman who skipped work, really have the right to criticize us...
"And why are you coming back so suddenly?" Mom said, "Don't you forget the two lonely old people at home as soon as you go out? Forget it Xingmei, you are a filial son who has not been home once in a year and a half."
You are also a good mother who never cleans your son’s room!
However, the other party was his mother. She was always the only one who complained about him. There was no room for Ren Suo to talk (refute), so Ren Suo could only hold his old words in his throat and said dullly: "I have something to come back to discuss with you."
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"Who has it?" Mom suddenly became excited, and then quickly said: "Wait, let me guess, this is an extremely rare guessing experience..."
Ren Xingmei, who was eavesdropping nearby, burst out laughing instantly.
Ren Suo's mind turned 720 degrees before he understood his mother's subtext, and he said in a dumbfounded voice: "Mom, it has nothing to do with them, and I'm not that kind of person either!"
"Haha." My mother laughed inexplicably and said, "Then what are you doing here?"
"Some... um..." Ren Suo glanced at Ren Xingmei next to him: "I have very important emotional issues to discuss with you."
Ma Ren across from me blinked her eyes.
relationship issue?
But it has nothing to do with those girls?
Ren's mother's voice suddenly sounded a little lonely: "So that's it, I understand, your dad and I will wait for you at home."
"Okay, see you at noon."
After hanging up her son's phone, Ren's mother looked at the time and found that it was break time, so she called her husband: "Hey, come back early at noon. My son and daughter will come back for lunch."
"Okay, I don't have class in the fifth period." Dad Ren asked, "Why did they come back suddenly?"
"My son may have been... dumped," Ren's mother said in a serious tone.
"Who dumped him?" Dad Ren suddenly became excited, and then quickly said: "Wait, let me guess, first exclude classmate Lin Xianyu who hasn't started dating him yet."
Why does this sound familiar?
Ren's mother interrupted him impatiently, sighed and said, "Maybe it's all."
From the context, we can know that Ren Suo's emotional problems have nothing to do with those girls. And according to general circumstances, it cannot be related to boys, so there is only one possibility for Ren Suo's emotional problems: he was dumped
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And he was dumped by three girls at the same time!
"All? (〃'▽'〃)Really!?"
Ren's father's voice began to rise: "That's right, it's just before school starts, but after school starts, they will definitely get together and encounter friction, and then the more they talk, the sadder they become, and the more they talk, the more they feel it's not worth it, and finally they throw their son away together.
Getting dumped is the normal ending!"
Ren's mother was angry: "That's your son! He didn't give it to you for free! Your son is in such a miserable state now, why are you still so happy?"
Ren's mother was really sad. She liked those girls very much, although from the perspective of a woman, a mother, or a middle-aged aunt, she did not agree (or object) to Ren Suo's ridiculous idea.
But he couldn't even bring back a wife, so he brought his sister back to his parents to cry. It was really, really...
It seems that there is no reason to be surprised. It is quite normal for my son to have such an ending.
However, according to Ren's father, Ren's mother had bet from all three parties. She thought that even if she couldn't win all the prizes, she would have to win one to get her money back, right?
But she never expected that Ren Suo, a gambling tool, would explode!
"I'm also very sad. It's just that I had expected this day to come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon." Dad Ren said happily: "And those who set an example to others should kill their relatives with justice. If the son does not teach, it is the father's fault. In today's society
You gave me a good education for your son, of course I am sad and happy at the same time!"
"If you cook two extra dishes for lunch, you should reward him...comfort...comfort him!"
Unlike Ren's mother, Ren's father, who had already invested his money in other places, is not disappointed at all. He directly regards Ren Suo's previous love affair as a prequel story. From today on, he believes that Ren Suo will start the main story of pure love.
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"Xingmei, what did you... talk about last night?"
On the high-speed train, after the high-speed train started to accelerate silently, Ren Suo found that there were no passengers next to him, so he couldn't restrain his curiosity and asked his sister next to him in a low voice.
Ren Xingmei had been absent-minded. Ren Suo asked twice before she came back to her senses and casually said: "Secret."
Ren Suo blinked: "Can't you tell me?"
"What's the secret if I tell you?" Ren Xingmei glanced at Ren Suo, thought for a moment and said, "It's okay if you want to ask Luna. I don't know if Luna heard clearly last night, so I'll warn you first.
:They said, if you know the secret of last night, you will definitely regret it."
Ren Xingmei said seriously: "If you really want to know, I can tell you, because it is good for me. Brother, I won't tell you, just because I promised them, and... I don't want to
Make you regret it."
Ren Suo was slightly startled: "Is it that serious?"
Ren Xingmei looked at him, smiled slightly, and recalled in her mind the peaceful development agreement signed last night in the presence of everyone and without any objection.
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After Ren Xingmei exposed Ren Suo's adventure/making trouble/love patterns, everyone finally regained their senses and suppressed their desire to fight. Dong Chengling's home also safely escaped the disaster of the second explosion.
After several discussions, they reached several consensuses.
The first point of consensus, which is also the most important and passed instantly, is to "avoid accidents" and do not allow Ren Suo to continue to wander.
Even Luna, when Ren Suo left the earth and when Daedra participated in the epic of the destruction of the empire, she meowed uneasily and had to be held by Xiao Jiu before she could sleep peacefully.
Not to mention other people, who has never seen Ren Suo commit suicide with his own eyes? Who has not personally accompanied Ren Suo to commit suicide? Who has not waited at home for Ren Suo to return from committing suicide?
Although it is thrilling and joyful to follow Ren Suo on adventures and commit suicide, for that kind of extraordinary event, only once in a while is enough.
They would rather have quiet time than see Ren Suo's sparks and lightning. After all, Ren Suo's occasional bright moments cannot wash away the strong aura of sand sculptures on his body.
Even Qiao Muyi, who had the most trust in Ren Suo, did not trust Ren Suo to control her own destiny. Unless Ren Suo was willing to take her with him every time, she did not want to worry about him at home all day long.
Not to mention that every time Ren Suo participates in such a magical adventure that is beyond their imagination, side plots often develop, causing the number of competitors they have to deal with to increase again.
They believed that Ren Suo had no such intention subjectively, so Ren Suo was so confident now: It's really not my fault, it was love that made the move first.
To be fair, whether it was Ren Xingmei or Dong Chengling, they all had a vague feeling that if they weren't here this time, the silver-haired beautiful girl Loliface might not be able to escape the clutches of the devil...
If this were the script, then when Ren Suo was escaping, he would not be fighting against the Vampire Dafa, but would be facing off against the Daedra hero Los.
Therefore, not only for Ren Suo's safety, but also to prevent more players from participating in the war, they decided to block Ren Suo's actions in all aspects.
Ren Suo, you can help the Asgard World Tree formulate an action plan, yes, no problem, after all, we can't afford to offend those extraordinary organizations.
But if you want to get close to a certain woman to get involved in some mysterious events, then I'm sorry, student representative Gu Yueyan, teacher representative Dong Chengling, and countermeasures representative Qiao Muyi. With their intelligence network, they don't believe you.
It will be too late to close Rensuo's dark room!
They will not stop Ren Suo's daily actions, and they will even actively participate in them. I believe that with Ren Suo's character and brains, he will be clearly arranged by them.
At this point, their interests are the same, so there is a prerequisite for further cooperation.
The second point of consensus was proposed by Qiao Muyi, "Guardian Reward".
"Since no one is willing to give up, and we know that others are unwilling to give up, we can only use other methods to determine the only winner."
Ren Xingmei even remembered Qiao Muyi's foxy eyes and joking smile last night: "But no matter what, only we know this and we must not reveal it to Xiao Suo."
Dong Chengling: "Why?"
"Because it's a seller's market and we all want to buy the same thing and are competing for it. What would happen if the seller knew what we were determined to do?"
Qiao Muyi asked and answered: "He will not let go until we spend all the money! And we can't do it at all costs, because he wants to eat up all our capital!"
"Everyone, if you can get what you want at all costs, I believe you are willing."
"But if you can only get one-third or one-fourth at all costs..." Qiao Muyi glanced at Ren Xingmei at that time: "...or even one-fifth, I believe you..."
"Maybe you will."
"But if we don't reveal our determination, then there may be a sole winner. Wouldn't it be better?"
Gu Yueyan asked: "But what if it is exposed?"
"That would mean that all future interests will be harmed." Qiao Muyi said leisurely: "And I may take the initiative to withdraw."
Everyone was stunned.
"It would be foolish to participate in a game that is destined to result in incomplete victory, like waiting for a ship in an airport."
Qiao Muyi said seriously: "I hope we can compete fairly. I don't ask the loser to accept defeat, but I hope the winner can get a complete reward."
The third point of consensus is "truce and development."
The truce means that neither Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Gu Yueyan nor Luna with the support of the Moonsingers are allowed to directly overturn the chessboard or use any conventional or extraordinary methods of imprisonment, control or deception against Ren Suo.
, brainwashing, permanent sleep and other means.
This is entirely up to you, but everyone knows that if someone makes the first move, the others will definitely not be polite, and everyone will have to rely on their own abilities. The only problem is that Ren Suo may be damaged.
As for development, it is natural for everyone to show their talents, echoing the first point of consensus. After all, everyone's free time cannot completely overlap with Ren Suo, who almost does not have to work, so we can only block Ren Suo's actions by dividing time periods and dividing people.
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To put it simply, it means dating alone.
There are many rules and regulations here, such as you are not allowed to stay overnight, you are not allowed to take off Ren Suo's aura coordinates, you are not allowed to hide the date location, etc. The specific details and the "Ren Suo Time Allocation Table" will be announced in a day or two.
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When no one is willing to give up and are afraid of each other, everyone engages in non-violent competition on the premise of recognizing these three points of consensus.
Although the consensus may be overturned in the future, they... also have a lot of time.
Yes, Ren Xingmei discovered that they just wanted to delay time.
Qiao Muyi delayed for time so that he could practice enough to overturn the chessboard.
Dong Chengling delayed for time in order to practice enough to prevent Qiao Muyi from overturning the chessboard.
Gu Yueyan's delay was naturally because she hadn't graduated yet, and in a few years, her whole family might have three super combatants!
And Luna is still a cat, so she has to delay her cultivation until she can fully transform into a human.
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Ren Xingmei refused to tell Ren Suo about the agreement signed last night, naturally because she also recognized those consensus points.
Although it was great to go on an adventure with her brother this time, if she went back to the night of the Lantern Festival, she was not sure whether she wanted Ren Suo to come to save her or not.
From the bottom of her heart, she didn't want Ren Suo to be in danger again, or to find a new sister-in-law candidate after being in danger.
And if these consensuses are exposed, Qiao Muyi might leave voluntarily. Ren Xingmei is willing to watch them separate, but is not willing to force Qiao Muyi away in this way.
Although they didn't say it, they all recognized Qiao Muyi's magnanimity and pursuit of perfect relationships.
Since his sister refused to say anything, Ren Suo did not ask further questions.
What's more, knowing it doesn't make much sense. After all, Ren Suo doesn't rely on tricks to win people's hearts. He relies on pure love and sincerity to win people's hearts.
Ren Suo lowered his head and played with his mobile phone. The high-speed train has wifi and can access the Internet.
At this time, Mr. Mu suddenly sent him a message: "Are you angry?"
This guy actually fishes at work.
Ren Suo: "No."
Mr. Mu: "Then are they angry?"
Ren Suo: "Yes."
Mr. Mu: "Have you lost your temper?"
Ren Suo: "No."
Mr. Mu: "That's good. Now, I'll ask you for a leave in March. Let's go on a trip to see the cherry blossoms!"
Ren Suo was startled: "It's not good... is it just you and me?"
Mr. Mu: "Of course it's just you and me, and you don't have to worry about them being angry. Don't you believe in the relationship between you? I just want to play alone with you. Don't I even have the qualifications to do this?
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"If you feel bad about it, try dating them again in the future. I know you can't let it go, but do you think we will be willing to act together? Is this fair to us?"
This seems to be the truth.
Mr. Mu: "And you don't have to worry about them leaving. They said they won't give up on you no matter what, so you can rest assured. And you can't always take into account other people's eyes and drink coke in a timely manner unscrupulously."
"Don't you want to never give up on anyone? Isn't the price of your so-called 'never giving up on anyone' that you have to tie your hands in whatever you do?"
Qiao Muyi's words were like the whispers of the devil, seducing Ren Suo step by step straight to the abyss.
"All right."
When Qiao Muyi in the office of the Countermeasures Bureau saw this reply, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth with a sly smile. Secretary Yao Fei on the side shivered when she saw that someone was going to be unlucky again.
"Okay, then you agree to travel with me to enjoy cherry blossoms in March?"
Qiao Muyi was confident this time and felt that he was getting closer to the winner's big bed.
fair play?
She had never counted on this kind of thing from the beginning. It was the stupidest thing to leave the choice to Ren Suo himself!
Who knows if Ren Suo will suddenly say "I have a new idea", causing him to lose miserably?
The three points of consensus established last night are all for her next plan!
She wants to show off her affection to Ren Suo step by step, making Ren Suo pampered and arrogant, while making others angry, impulsive and even disappointed!
Others felt that Ren Suo needed to conquer the boss, but Qiao Muyi regarded Ren Suo as the reward for success in the competition from the beginning.
As long as everyone else is driven away by her, she will naturally get the final reward!
Yes, Qiao Muyi couldn't control how many parts Ren Suo's heart was divided into, but after her victory, she had enough time and love to completely change his heart into her own shape.
Everyone else wanted to become a couple with Ren Suo, but she had no such interest.
Qiao Muyi is the devil. As long as she and Ren Suo can become a carefree couple, she will be satisfied.
And traveling for two is the first step in planning!
As long as Ren Suo steps into her routine, her next destiny will develop in the direction she expects.
"No, I'm not going."
Qiao Muyi blinked and carefully confirmed Ren Suo's reply.
Yao Fei suddenly shivered.
"My travel quota has been used up during those days in Daedra. I really don't want to go out for fun in March. If Chengling uses teleportation to pull us there directly, then we can go and play for a while."
Li Dan, who was looking for Qiao Muyi to explain his work outside, was just about to knock on the door and go in. Suddenly his expression changed and he turned around and walked to Yu Kuangtu's office. He decided to hand over the job to his old friend.
"But if you want to go on a date nearby, I'm available at any time. Speaking of travel, do you remember the snow comic in "The Fall of an Empire"? I've been there, and the snow scenery is really beautiful. I was
I just thought it would be great if you were here. Also, the sky over Luoyan City is so bright that the sun and the moon shine together. It’s really, oh, I don’t know how to describe it. It’s just super beautiful. You can definitely take a photo there.
You can deceive hundreds of likes..."
Yao Fei blinked her eyes and found that Deputy Director Qiao's stern face just now slowly faded away like spring snow, and she couldn't help but feel relieved.
There is no one like me who can get angry while playing on mobile phones at work.
Qiao Muyi put down her phone and sighed helplessly. She turned her head and looked out the window, and suddenly asked: "What kind of flower is that?"
Yao Fei took a look and said: "The red-flowered sheep's hoof beetle belongs to the family Bauhiniaceae, which is also the redbud flower. It's quite beautiful."
Qiao Muyi picked up her phone, took a photo and sent it, and suddenly she laughed: "If you round it off, you can treat it like a trip."
