"Next stop, Xianfeng Temple. Passengers who are getting off, please get off at the left door in the forward direction..."
In the subway car, Ren Suo and Zhao Huo stood in the corner chatting. With their status, they were naturally embarrassed to compete with other social workers for seats during the rush hour - the more they went to work, the stronger they became, the thicker their hair, and the more energetic they became.
Yes, it is basically the opposite for ordinary people to go to work.
"So, you think you need us to help you reconcile with your three confidants this time?" Ren Suo asked.
Zhao Huo nodded, "Since we came back from Sapporo, I gave them each a set of underwear... and then they ignored me."
Ren Suo: "You are so perverted. If you give others underwear, don't you clearly want them to wear it and show it to you? Ugh."
"It's not you and Qiao Muyi who harmed me!" Speaking of this, Zhao Huo's biceps couldn't help but harden, and he was itching with hatred: "If you and Qiao Muyi hadn't encouraged me, how could I have given that away?
Plant a gift?”
"What you said is wrong. Do you really think that this situation was caused by you giving away three sets of underwear? Wrong!"
Ren Suo said: "In my experience, it's because you expressed your love to three of them at the same time. This obviously scumbag behavior will naturally arouse their strong disgust. Whatever you give will be the same. It's just that other gifts are at most
Counting lighters, if you give them underwear, it's like spraying them with a flamethrower - the result is the same, they will explode."
Zhao Huo: "Based on your experience...?"
"Don't worry so much," Ren Suo waved his hand, hooked Zhao Huo's shoulder, and the two walked off the subway arm in arm to change lines: "But it's been so long, they should calm down, right?"
"They said they needed to calm down. I asked them out privately, but they refused." Zhao Huo sighed: "They said they wanted to talk together."
After successfully changing the subject, Zhao Huo, a fool, no longer dwelled on the topic of underwear gifts, and Ren Suo felt a deep sense of intellectual superiority.
"That means they have reached a consensus in private," Ren Suo said: "They want you to make a choice in front of the three of them, choose one person and give up the two. The winner wins aboveboard, the loser loses.
It will be a complete failure.”
Zhao Huo was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Is that so? He is indeed Brother Suo!"
"Brother Suo, you have experienced hundreds of battles and have seen a lot." Ren Suo sighed for a while.
"Then what should I do?" Zhao Huo asked quickly.
They changed lines and went to another carriage. The two of them held the armrest and talked among a group of office workers: "If you don't know, then why did you plan to invite us?"
Zhao Huo blinked and looked to the upper right corner unconsciously: "Just... I hope your presence can lighten the atmosphere a little, so they won't lose their temper..."
"That's it..." Ren Suo nodded and said, "Then what if they ask you during the dinner how to choose?"
Zhao Huo was silent for a moment and said, "I will answer sincerely. This is a multiple-choice question."
"It seems that you are determined to choose this path of no return," Ren Suo sighed: "Are you confident? Do you think you have the charm to fall in love with three girls at the same time?"
"Of course!" Zhao Huo pointed at himself with his thumb very proudly: "You may not believe it, but recently a female student liked me!"
"Wow, that's awesome!"
"She is very beautiful. She likes the second dimension, martial arts, dancing, and staying up late. No matter what standard you use, she is a well-deserved student goddess!"
"Oh, awesome!"
"Although we have not been together for a short time, I am attracted to her, and I can also see that she is also attracted to her." Zhao Huo sighed: "It's a pity that I already have my heart."
"I am not a scumbag, so I can only reluctantly let go of this relationship that has not yet developed into a towering tree."
"Well, it's a pity."
"We met too late, and we met too early. If it had been a little later, as a married man, I would not be tempted; if it had been a little earlier, as a single nobleman, I would not have given up."
Zhao Huo sighed: "Meeting the right person at the wrong time and making a helpless choice is the so-called regret."
Ren Suo's face was expressionless: "It turns out that there are really good-looking female students who are interested in you and like you."
"Don't you believe it?" Zhao Huo patted Ren Suo's shoulder: "But in this world, there really are soul mates who fall in love at first sight. People who have never seen it think it is magic, but those who have seen it will know that this is fate.
."
"I believe it. How could I not believe in Brother Huo? Whoever doesn't believe in Brother Huo, I will blow his head off." Ren Suo skipped the topic and said, "Then how can we help you when the time comes to eat?"
"You know, the relationship between the three of them... is not very good. If I only have dinner with them, they may not only target me, but even quarrel with each other. In this case, it is difficult for me to talk to them.
Reconciliation will hardly ease the relationship between them."
Zhao Huo said: "Your female friends are all good girls who are smart, cute, beautiful and blind. Their presence can effectively suppress the tense atmosphere at the dinner table, and at least give me a chance to explain."
"Did you just call them blind?"
"No, I'm talking about 'Ranger', which means they are all chivalrous people who are loyal and brave enough to help others with their swords."
Ren Suo: "That's it...your plan is pretty good. Just follow your ideas and I will tell them."
"But is there really anything to talk about between them? You also know that one of them is the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau, the other is a fourth-level cultivator seeking Taoism, two beautiful female college students, and a small rice penny... can they compete with your three girlfriends?
Can we have a good relationship?"
Zhao Huo: "It's definitely possible. My fiancée is the president of the company, my childhood sweetheart runs a self-media studio, and my school girl is studying for graduate school. They are both good and hard-working girls. We should get to know each other quickly."
"Yeah, that makes sense. You have considered it very comprehensively." Ren Suo praised very much: "Don't worry, I will help. I will try my best to create a good conversation environment for you. Even if you say something wrong, I will help to correct it."
.You invite me to dinner, and I will help you resurrect infinitely!"
"Brother Suo!" Zhao Huo said movedly: "From today on, you are my half-brother!"
The two looked at each other, their eyes full of sincerity and trust.
However, Ren Suo turned his head and looked at the passing passage outside the subway window. The sly smile on his face could no longer be hidden.
very good.
Zhao Huo is really going to fall out with his confidante.
Although I had expected it, I didn't expect it to be so timely.
That's right, for people like Zhao Huo, the moment he expresses his love, the relationship between them has already entered a countdown.
His fiancée, childhood sweetheart, and school girl had a bad relationship and hated each other, fearing that they wanted to blow each other up. They refused to meet Zhao Huo in private and made an appointment to confront Zhao Huo. In fact, they wanted Zhao Huo to help fight together.
Blast the opponent's head.
They also knew very well that no matter how fanciful Zhao Huo said in private, it was not as effective as showing his attitude with practical actions in public, so they simply did not give Zhao Huo a chance to break it down one by one in private meetings.
With Zhao Huo's intelligence, he still wants to plot against them? And he wants to let me and Cheng Ling and the others lighten the mood?
Ridiculous! How can people's subjective initiative be so strong? If we just give them a few words of advice, they will be willing to have three women serving one husband?
Is the so-called love such a convenient thing?
Such a naive fantasy of wishful thinking is really unbearable to break.
Zhao Huo, let me teach you a lesson tonight.
There is only one fate for a scumbag!
And I will use this opportunity to watch your fate with my girlfriends, so that everyone can see how much misfortune a scumbag and a confidante with a bad relationship can cause, and reflect that we are a happy relationship in the new era of sustainable development!
And, I can also give you a free meal!
Life is really strange, suddenly such a lucrative side mission appears!
Zhao Huo, in exchange for seeing my women's clothing, accept the sanction of fate!
On the other side, Zhao Huo, who was looking down at his mobile phone, also breathed a sigh of relief, pretending that he was looking at the sand sculptures in the group, and naturally released the smile that he couldn't hold back.
very good.
This time Ren Suo and his love interests are here!
I'm saved!
Ren Suo may have thought that he was hiding well, but this month I discovered one after another that not only did he go to Dong Chengling's house for dinner every day, but there were also intimate photos of him and Qiao Muyi posted in Qiao Muyi's circle of friends. Yesterday,
Someone saw him and Gu Yueyan having a tryst in the woods at school that night!
After Ren Suo is so lazy and so good at eating, and Lin Xianyu is the eldest brother and ex eldest brother all day long, the two of them are so compatible, maybe they are also having an affair!
Female teachers, female students, female countermeasure monks, tut tut tut, and these girls are best friends, classmates, and good friends. Is Ren Suo targeting a circle of friends for a group strategy?
I would have been envious before, but not now.
Moreover, the complicated relationship between Ren Suo and his love partner can be a force that I can rely on!
Later, when we are eating, I will ask them sideways who they like, and change the topic to love. I will definitely make them say "The person I like is Ren Suo", "What a coincidence, so do I", "Ah
,Are you guys doing the same?'
Then you can lift the silly veil of Ren Suo and let everyone see his true appearance as a scumbag and a fool!
When the time comes, Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling will fight, and best friends Gu Yueyan and Lin Xianyu may have a falling out.
At this dangerous moment, I will do my best to protect Xiaofan, Xiaomeng and Xiaoshu. Then they will know that people like Ren Suo are called scumbags, and I, Zhao Huo, am actually a good and responsible man!
Life is really wonderful. God allowed me to have three girlfriends and also gave me a scapegoat.
Ren Suo, as the price for you deceiving me into giving me underwear as a gift, accept the hammer of reality!
"The next stop is Aquatic Village. Passengers who are getting off, please get off at the left door in the forward direction..."
When it was time to change lines again, Ren Suo and Zhao Huo got off the train shoulder to shoulder. After they left, someone suddenly cried out in the subway car:
"Damn, I've been on two stations!"
When he spoke like this, the others couldn't help it anymore: "Brother, you figured it out, I was supposed to get off when they got on the bus, but I'm sitting there now."
"I didn't expect to meet such a ridiculous person when I got off work. Unfortunately, the subway was too noisy and I couldn't record it on my phone."
"Those two fools may have read too much anime and novels, and they are really capable of bragging, and they brag so interestingly."
"My girlfriend is also a CEO, a school girl, a monk, and the director of the Countermeasures Bureau... Why don't we say that Moonsinger is also their wife?"
