"Before the official start, let's play a Dongfeng game first, but instead of playing with the lottery, let's get familiar with the rules, how about that?"
Faced with Qiao Muyi's thoughtful suggestion, everyone did nothing wrong. Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan even took out their mobile phones to search for the Japanese rules and learn them on the spot.
Nineteen minutes later, Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu looked at their sticks and smiled with satisfaction.
Qiao Muyi: 11,000 points.
Gu Yueyan: 25,000 points.
Ren Suo: 31,000 points.
Lin Xianyu: 33,000 points.
Qiao Muyi is so weak!
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu each cheated once and earned Qiao Muyi 8,000 points. Although Qiao Muyi also cheated twice later, there was no way to recover!
"Oops~ It would be terrible if it was a formal round, but fortunately it was just a trial round." Qiao Muyi patted his chest lightly and made a sound of joy, which made the winners feel itchy.
Gu Yueyan said nothing and quietly looked at everyone's cards. She had neither fired nor used random cards just now, so all her points were useless. However, if someone touched it herself, she would also lose points.
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu looked at each other and saw the confidence in each other's eyes!
I want to sleep on the sofa tonight!
I want to hug the rich woman!
"Come on, let's get started!" Lin Xianyu said anxiously, as if he was afraid that Qiao Muyi would shrink back.
"Yes, yes, mahjong is so fun." Ren Suo nodded repeatedly.
Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Okay, I've almost learned how to fight, and I should be able to beat you."
How can it be!
Playing mahjong is not about beating people. No matter how talented you are, you have to go through dozens of games to remember all the cards and card types. You also have to pay attention to other people's cards (cards that have been played) to defend and attack. These are all necessary.
How can gaming skills that take a certain amount of time to be developed be learned in just one game?
"Find out for yourself."
While everyone's jaw dropped, Qiao Muyi leisurely showed his cards and clapped his hands gently: "I am the dealer this time, double the points, thank you."
In Nimari, the banker gets twice the points if he touches it himself. Of course, if someone else touches it himself, the banker also has to pay double the points.
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu's expressions changed, but they quickly relaxed again.
take it easy!
Qiao Muyi has been exposed twice (touch and eat). Next time, be careful not to get caught and you will be fine! Qiao Muyi doesn’t know how to play. It’s normal for newcomers to have good luck. Don’t be afraid!
They only lost 4,000 points each, so they could easily come back!
In the second game, Ren Suo did a good job in making a fortune. On the 15th round, he collected all the cards, and when he single-handedly drew 40,000, he got 40,000.
He looked at the river of cards and found that thirty thousand had not appeared before, which meant that there were still three thirty thousand hidden, and two forty thousand appeared, which meant that there was only one forty thousand hidden.
The probability of Hu getting 30,000 was even greater, so Ren Suo decided to hit 40,000!
"Hu!"
"Won!"
Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan showed their cards at the same time!
Gu Yueyan awkwardly spread out the cards: "In the battle card, the pair is tied, the single draw is 40,000, and the 3 times 40 talisman is 5,200 points!" She also calculated the number of points and sticks smoothly.
Qiao Muyi smiled slightly and turned over the cards: "I am playing the field style card, the door style card, and the three colors are in a row, but I am the banker, so it is 7800 points."
Ren Suo hits double shots with one shot!
Instant explosion!
Ren Suo clicked two people's cannons (the cards played were played by two people at the same time), and the points were instantly reduced to 8,000 points!
Lin Xianyu blinked and swallowed nervously.
"Luna, take off your blouse." Qiao Muyi ordered casually.
"Okay~!" Luna, who had been looking forward to it for a long time, immediately raised her hands and took off Ren Suo's short sleeves!
Everyone watched curiously, and even Xiaojiu raised her mobile phone to take pictures. The intense gaze immediately made Ren Suo feel endless shame!
"Xiao Suo's muscles are pretty good," Qiao Muyi commented.
"Well, it can be seen that he is still practicing well." Dong Chengling affirmed.
"I remember before I went to college, bro, you only had one abdominal muscle, but now you have several abdominal muscles!" Ren Xingmei said with a smile.
Gu Yueyan said nothing and just kept looking at him.
There was a bang in Ren Suo's head, and he felt like a certain thread had broken!
I heard Qiao Muyi suggested a little bit of luck before. If you said that Ren Suo was not secretly happy, you must be lying. Conquering his girlfriends at the mahjong table and making them obedient and taking off their coverings can make men's blood boil just thinking about it.
Got it!
As for whether he will lose, Ren Suo doesn't think it matters. After all, even if he loses, he will only take off his clothes, and will a man lose his clothes if he takes off his clothes? Will he lose? Will he lose?
What a loss!
It was like being judged and even photographed like a piece of raw pork on a chopping board. This strong sense of humiliation made Ren Suo, who had not tasted failure for many days, rekindle his fighting spirit!
I can't beat others in games, and I even lose my clothes!
For players, there is nothing more humiliating than this!
If Yeyue Warrior hadn't been in a cooling down state, Ren Suo would have even wanted to call his avatar to come over and help, letting these girls see Ren Suo's ultimate gaming skills!
However, even if there is no clone, Ren Suo will not let himself lose again!
Ren Suo, Ren Suo, who are you and what are you doing now?
Answer yourself, what did you do in college?
Ren Suo slowly opened his eyes and exhaled heavily.
"I'm going to be serious." He said calmly: "Perhaps you don't know that when I was in college, not only could I not bring a computer with me during my freshman year, I couldn't even pull the network cable."
"So?" Gu Yueyan asked.
"In that year, I established my status as the number one bird saint and number one card king in the dormitory. During the four years of college, no one could shake my throne!" Ren Suo spoke of his great achievements very proudly.
"..."
After all, he was his boyfriend. Everyone was embarrassed to say anything. Only Ren Xingmei was finally relieved: "No wonder, brother, you have become more and more stupid since you went to college... It turns out that you don't study all day and just play cards in the dormitory..."
Although Gu Yueyan misplayed his cards, Qiao Muyi also misplayed his cards, so Qiao Muyi was still the banker in the third game.
In this game, Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu finally put aside all contempt and kept an eye on Qiao Muyi with the most serious attitude!
They still don't understand that Qiao Muyi proposed a test game just now to lower their guard and make them think that Qiao Muyi really doesn't know how to play mahjong.
Then Qiao Muyi boldly showed off their contempt at the beginning of the official game and quickly established an advantage. She won two big games in a row. Now she has a full 44,800 points!
In the Dongfeng Bureau, such a point advantage is too great!
Moreover, Ren Suo has to be careful. He only has 8,000 points. If Qiao Muyihu hits a big card once and he hits it again, he will probably lose all his points to 0, and the game will end and he will be stripped naked.
With everyone playing cards carefully and strategically, in the third round, Gu Yue's words turned out to be nonsense, and Qiao Muyi fired the gun.
"Duan Yaojiu, 1,000 points." Gu Yueyan looked at Qiao Muyi, who took out some sticks and gave them to her, complaining: "How can you beat such a young child?"
"Instead of being a big player, it would be better for Hu Xiaopai to interrupt your succession." Gu Yueyan said seriously.
The dealer's order is Qiao Muyi, Gu Yueyan, Ren Suo, and Lin Xianyu.
In the fourth round, the dealer was Gu Yueyan, and the atmosphere was slightly tense.
Now everyone has figured out the details of each other: Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu obviously have some experience in playing before, Gu Yueyan can't play but learns quickly, and has mastered simple and practical Hu card tricks such as the Duan Yaojiu Pair and the Qiao Mu.
Yi is the best at playing mahjong and currently has the greatest advantage.
This time everyone played more carefully. They would rather change the card type and win less than lose everything by firing the gun.
After playing and playing, the fourth game actually ended in a loss, and everyone was listening to the cards, so no one won and no one lost in this game.
In the fifth game, Gu Yueyan was still the dealer, and the atmosphere became even more depressing. Ren Xingmei and Dong Chengling watched quietly, and even Xiaojiu silently put on her headphones to play the game.
When he reached the 5th patrol, Ren Suo suddenly felt his calf being poked.
He was slightly startled, but he did not dare to lower his head and look down. Everyone at the card table was observing other people, and it would be too easy for others to notice him by lowering his head in such a big way.
Soon, Ren Suo's calf was poked again. The opponent almost pressed his forefoot on Ren Suo's calf and rubbed it gently. Ren Suo felt it and looked at Qiao Muyi who was directly opposite him suspiciously.
Ren Suo could clearly feel that that foot was wearing stockings, and the only person wearing stockings at the card table was Qiao Muyi.
Qiao Muyi blinked at him, and then Ren Suo felt the foot scratch his calf three times, and then stepped on the sole of his foot.
After going back and forth twice, Ren Suo also understood that Qiao Muyi wanted him to fight three times!
This woman was so handsome just now, and now she’s asking him to cheat!?
Cheating while playing games was something Ren Suo despised the most, so he shook his head imperceptibly, showing that he was an honest player who never cheated.
Qiao Muyi narrowed his eyes slightly, and Ren Suo instantly felt his calf being pinched hard, which stimulated him to sit upright.
Lin Xianyu, who had just played her cards, was startled, thinking that Ren was asking for her cards.
If you pinch me, I won't let you cheat!
But soon, Ren Suo felt that little foot gently rubbing against his calf, as if to apologize and comfort him.
At this time, Qiao Muyi suddenly pulled open the collar of her pajamas, pretended to look at the living room and said, "It seems a little hot tonight."
"Is it hot? Then turn on the air conditioner." Dong Chengling stood up and turned on the central air conditioner.
Tonight, Qiao Muyi only wore a pair of gauze pajamas. After pulling off a little of her collar, sitting directly opposite Ren Suo, she could naturally see some pleasant scenery of snowy ravines...
"Three." Bird Saint lowered his head.
"Bonus." Qiao Muyi raised the corners of his mouth, showed a satisfied smile, and typed out a whiteboard.
"Hu."
Qiao Muyi's smile disappeared.
Gu Yueyan revealed the cards, with a smile on his face as he looked around: "The battle card is white, the battle card is dealt, the pairs are drawn, the three secrets are carved, the old man is mixed, the one color is mixed, the dealer is 11 times, three times the game is full, a total of 36,000
point."
Three times full, 36,000 points!
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu were immediately impressed by Gu Yueyan. It could be seen from Gu Yueyan's clumsy tile-building skills that Gu Yueyan was indeed new to mahjong.
However, Gu Yueyan's understanding and learning ability, as well as her ability to memorize most battles in a short period of time, show that she is no less powerful than Qiao Muyi's powerful warrior!
If Qiao Muyi hadn't won two games in a row and had enough points, just clicking this cannon would be enough to bring her points back to 0 and she would be defeated!
Even so, Qiao Muyi's points plummeted to 7800 points!
"Sister Qiao, three pieces of clothing."
This time, Gu Yueyan felt proud. Facing Qiao Muyi, who always stole money during her turn, she raised her head proudly: "Sister Qiao, this is your extra bonus, you won't default on it, right?"
"How is that possible?" Qiao Muyi's smile remained unchanged. She slowly took off her coat to reveal the gauze pajamas underneath, "This is one."
Then she thought for a moment, raised her long legs and took off her black stockings: "Here are two pieces."
"Wait!" Ren Xingmei said in surprise: "Didn't we agree on five pieces of clothing for each person? Counting stockings, you have six!"
"Who said I have six pieces?" Qiao Muyi said leisurely: "Including stockings and jackets, I only have five. Anyway, if my points return to 0, I will definitely take off all my clothes."
Ren Xingmei raised her eyebrows and said, "Okay, then you still need one more thing."
After taking off her stockings jacket, Qiao Muyi was now only wearing pajamas and pajamas. Everyone looked at her curiously, wondering whether she would choose to sacrifice the top or the bottom first.
But no matter which side she sacrifices, as the instigator of this mahjong war, she will definitely be ridiculed and criticized openly by others (except Ren Suo and Xianyu). No one will be willing to let go of the rare opportunity to laugh at Qiao Muyi.
Under everyone's expectant eyes, Qiao Muyi very calmly put his hand into his pajamas, and after a few operations, he slowly pulled out a pair of white lace bra.
"The third piece." She raised her head, threw her underwear on the sofa, and said with a smile: "So, are you all satisfied?"
Ren Suo turned away with his face flushed, but his head was held by Luna. He had nowhere to escape, and he was so stimulated that he felt like his nose would bleed in the next second.
Dong Chengling nodded thoughtfully when she saw this, but she didn't have stockings, so she took off her coat and went to the bathroom.
After she came back, her appearance didn't seem to have changed. However, everyone knew that others might not be trustworthy, but Dong Chengling would definitely keep her promise.
They agreed to take off their clothes together when they lose. Now that Qiao Muyi has taken off three pieces, she must have taken off three pieces too.
Ren Suo has now begun to recite "Xuanjun's Secret Record" silently to suppress the restlessness in his heart and soothe the hormones that seem to be burning in his body.
Gu Yueyan held it in for a long time and could only say: "As expected of Sister Qiao."
Ren Xingmei secretly picked up Qiao Muyi's underwear and looked at it, then lowered her head in disappointment.
Dong Chengling touched Ren Xingmei's head and comforted her softly: "Don't worry about this, Xingmei, you are a very beautiful girl."
Ren Xingmei looked at Dong Chengling's face and then at Dong Chengling's chest, feeling even more disappointed.
In the sixth round, Gu Yueyan was still in charge.
Just after the third patrol, Ren Suo suddenly heard a familiar voice: I want 30,000.
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment and glanced at Gu Yueyan. Gu Yueyan didn't look at him, but the voice in his ear sounded again: It's me, I want thirty thousand.
Ren Suo knelt down instantly.
Forget it Mr. Mu, why do you even want to cheat Yueyan!
Moreover, Mr. Mu only cheated in a physical way. Yueyan, you directly used the moonlight spell to transmit your voice. You asked me to work with you to cheat. If they were released in Lianjiang, Qiao Muyi would be able to arrest him for superpower crimes.
is you!
Seeing that Ren Suo seemed unmoved, Gu Yueyan seemed a little anxious and continued: I want to win against Sister Qiao and make Sister Qiao lose everything, help me!
Mr. Mu, you are so popular...
Everyone seems to have forgotten the good intentions of playing cards, and instead focus on pursuing victory and embarrassing their love rivals. This is the charm of competitive games, which expose the ugliness of human beings...
But Mr. Mu is my girlfriend, and you are also my girlfriend. I am also very embarrassed...
After I beat Sister Qiao, I will definitely be number one, so tonight...as long as the little star can't see...I...I will allow your hands to move freely.
"Thirty thousand." Bird Saint lowered his head again.
"bump."
After a while, Ren Suo felt another strange movement in his calf, and Qiao Muyi asked him to cheat again!
Ren Suo sighed secretly, followed their instructions honestly, and tried his best to play key cards for them.
Now Ren Suo's mentality is different from before. If Ren Suo was angry because he was embarrassed just now, then after he saw Qiao Muyi almost being embarrassed, the anger in his heart had completely disappeared.
There’s always someone to be embarrassed anyway, so why can’t it be me?
Moreover, if Ren Suo thought about it carefully, if he really made others strip naked in order to win the first place, then he would have truly won the game and lost his life, and he might not be beaten to death afterwards.
So... sleeping with two girlfriends... seems... not unacceptable!
As for their grudges, let them resolve them themselves. I'm just a double-faced con man responsible for cheating.
After someone helped cheat, Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan returned to the starting line. The next step was to compete with skill and luck.
This time, Qiao Muyi was even better.
"Big three yuan, full battle, 32,000 points!" Qiao Muyi showed his cards with a smile, looked at Gu Yueyan and said with a smile: "Everything I lose with my own hands, I will win back step by step."
Gu Yueyan was not afraid at all. Although she ordered Qiao Muyi's big card, even if she lost 32,000 points, her score would still be 31,200 points. She just lost the banker.
Ren Suo asked: "Can I put my clothes back on after winning the card?"
"No!" Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan immediately said in unison.
In the seventh game, Ren Suo took the throne.
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment when he got the card, and then turned a deaf ear to Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan's application for cheating, until the 5th patrol took the card directly!
"Be clear in front of the door and find out one color and one breath!" Ren Suo exhaled heavily and said with a smile on his face: "In the 8th round, the banker is twice as full, 8,000 points per person!"
Finally won a game and the points increased to 32,000 points!
Ren Suo also didn't expect that he would be so lucky. It was already very difficult to have all the cards (all cards are of the same type), and he also had a breakthrough in his starting hand (a straight from 1 to 9)!
Faced with this situation, Ren Suo would rather risk offending his girlfriend than have fun!
However, 8000 points is not painful for Gu Yueyan and Qiao Muyi, except for Lin Xianyu.
Lin Xianyu looked like she was about to cry. After losing 8,000 points, she dropped to 13,000 points. She had to take off two pieces! She pursed her lips and looked at Ren Suo with tears in her eyes: "I have never done anything bad in my life, why do I have to do this?"
?”
"In order to live, it is inevitable to get your hands dirty." Ren Suo comforted.
Lin Xianyu also understood the principle of being willing to accept defeat, so he had to reluctantly take off his coat, and like Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling, he showed off his underwear on the spot, threw it on the sofa, and came back with a grimace to continue the battle.
Ren Xingmei glanced at Lin Xianyu's underwear, her eyes so dim that she seemed to wither.
In the eighth game, Ren Suo took the throne.
This time the starting hand was not good, Ren Suo helped his girlfriend honestly, and then Qiao Muyi exploded again: "Self-touch, pair and draw, mix old man, mix one color, draw card white, draw draw card, 9 times full,
16,000 points!”
This time, because Ren Suo is the dealer, Qiao Muyi will pay 8,000 points for himself, and the other two will pay 4,000 points.
Gu Yueyan finally fell below 20,000 points, and she and Ren Xingmei took off their coats without caring.
Only Lin Xianyu was really confused. If another 4,000 points were deducted, she would only have 9,000 points, and she would have to take off one more piece!
Lin Xianyu glanced at Ren Suo pleadingly. Ren Suo blinked and looked away from her. This was the only thing he could do.
You can't just see the thief eating meat without seeing the thief being beaten. After all, Lin Xianyu was deceived by Ren Xingmei with money, and Ren Suo couldn't say anything.
Qiao Muyike was not polite. Lin Xianyu couldn't bear just staring at Lin Xianyu. He pursed his lips and cried, "I'll take it off. I can't take it off!"
After saying that, she took off her pants directly, causing everyone to exclaim, and even Ren Suo couldn't help but take a look.
Then everyone heaved a sigh of relief. The pure cotton boxer briefs Lin Xianyu wore were quite thick and looked similar to shorts. As long as Lin Xianyu sat down, there would be basically no problem.
In the ninth round, Lin Xianyu took the throne.
Everyone knows that this is probably the last game, but Qiao Muyi still has 47,800 points, Gu Yueyan has 19,200 points, Ren Suo has 24,000 points, and Lin Xianyu only has 9,000 points.
Qiao Muyi thought to himself: Just attack quickly, do whatever you can, keep the victory first, and tease them next time.
Gu Yueyan thought to herself: She must be a big name. Even if she cannot make Sister Qiao naked, she must at least win.
Ren Suo: If I can keep 24,000 points, will my sister also give me money?
Lin Xianyu: "Hu!"
"Huh?" Everyone was stunned when they saw that the card shown by Lin Xianyu was four sets of engraved numbers with a sparrow's head, and they touched the second sparrow's head!
Among the four groups of characters, there are still red center, white board, fortune and east wind, and the sparrow head is south wind!
"Big Three Elements! The word is one color! The Four Dark Carvings are riding alone!"
Lin Xianyu gritted his teeth and said: "The banker will touch it himself, four times the reward, 192,000 points, all of them will be accounted for! You all...take off your clothes!"
