Qiao Muyi made a soft, lazy sound from her throat, her legs crossed and rubbed unconsciously, she turned sideways and changed her sleeping position, and her arms suddenly touched the soft skin.
Qiao Muyi, who had always had the habit of sleeping with dolls in her arms, naturally wrapped herself around them.
The touch was comfortable, the user experience was good, and there was a reassuring aura about the other person, so Qiao Mu couldn't help but hug him tightly.
So thin, so smooth, so comfortable, and feels like a girl.
Is it Xiao Suo?
Qiao Muyi, who was drowsily asleep, raised his head and kissed her, and then the other person also lowered his head. The moment the red lips touched, Qiao Muyi suddenly woke up - this feeling was not Xiao Suo!
She opened her eyes suddenly, the four-turn cyclone was spinning crazily, and she was so angry that she burst out in an instant!
Then an even more powerful momentum came over him, like a mountain bearing down on top!
The one being held in her arms was Dong Chengling!
"Hey..." Qiao Muyi's big eyes flickered, and she made a voice full of grievance and disgust.
"I'm the victim, okay?" Dong Chengling looked at Qiao Muyi helplessly and wiped his lips with the back of his hand, "I was suddenly hugged by someone while I was sleeping. As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw you coming over.
...Xiao Qiao, you weren’t so clingy last night.”
"This is what a woman who is not nourished looks like."
Qiao Muyi said casually, sitting up from the bed, the towel on her body slid down lightly.
She looked at herself and then at Dong Chengling, sighed helplessly and said, "I will be responsible."
Even Dong Chengling, who was highly educated, well-educated, and indifferent to emotions and anger, couldn't help but twitch his lips when he heard these words.
She resisted the desire to kick Qiao Muyi away, and asked angrily with a smile: "How are you going to take responsibility?"
Qiao Muyi shrugged: "Let's do this. From now on, I'll sleep with you on the 1st, 3rd and 5th, and sleep with Xiao Suo on the 2nd, 4th and 6th. I'll have Sunday off, how about that?"
She looked around and saw that her pajamas and underwear were neatly folded on the chair. She got out of bed without any scruples and walked over to change clothes: "But in this case, you are mine. You must be loyal to me and obey the three virtues."
As a woman, you are not allowed to ask for help."
"Get out." Dong Chengling uttered her most filthy words, pulled the quilt to cover her body, picked up the pillow next to her and threw it directly.
"Spirit Shock Technique"!
The pillow with countless shaking spirit particles attached to it looks harmless, but in fact it tears whatever it touches, just like a Wind Release Rasengan!
Qiao Muyi, who had just put on his shirt, casually took the pillow, threw it aside, shrugged and said, "You scumbag, you want to sleep with other men after you sleep with me."
Only Qiao Muyi dared to joke with Dong Chengling like this, and Dong Chengling would respond to Qiao Muyi's joke.
If someone else were making such a joke with Dong Chengling, she would probably not respond directly - verbal counterattacks are meaningless, and physical counterattacks she is afraid of killing the other person.
Moreover, Dong Chengling's temperament is extraordinary. She doesn't care about other people's gossip at all. She will simply ignore other people's malicious words, just like a normal person will not pay attention to what a wild dog barks at her.
Only Qiao Muyi is different. She is not only Dong Chengling's few friends, but also one of Dong Chengling's recognized companions, and even Dong Chengling's love rival. If Ren Suo can awaken all the beauty in Dong Chengling's human nature
The truth, goodness and beauty of Qiao Muyi can often stir up the seven deadly sins in her heart.
Facing Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling could lose his temper directly or use magic to counterattack without any scruples. Qiao Muyi could catch it anyway.
A quarrel also requires opponents competing on the same stage to start a quarrel.
Even if something goes wrong, it doesn't matter. There is a healing monk Ren Suo with a lot of milk next to him.
After arguing for a while, the two finally woke up.
Dong Chengling thought for a while, "We...played mahjong until we fell asleep?"
"Yeah." Qiao Muyi, who was only wearing a shirt, combed her hair in the mirror. She felt that her hair was a little raised, so she flicked the comb, and a flash of electric light appeared in the comb, and she straightened her hair.
"I didn't expect playing mahjong to be so energy-consuming. Let's try another method next time?"
Dong Chengling thought for a moment and suddenly became serious: "Is it you again?"
"Don't throw all the blame on me. As beauties, isn't it normal for us to like to take beauty sleep?"
"It's not normal. Our weakest ones are all second-level monks. You and I are both fourth-level monks. Let alone one night, we won't sleep when we play mahjong for ten consecutive nights."
Qiao Muyi combed her hair and tied it into a ponytail with a hairband. She looked at her face in the mirror, opened her makeup box and prepared to add buffs to herself, and said casually: "We were playing mahjong last night while using spells. Our spiritual energy was exhausted and our body was very tired.
normal."
Dong Chengling said seriously: "Even if this is the case, the four of us will fall asleep together, right? I still remember that everyone was normal, but suddenly they became sleepy, and then I was sleepy... But I kept persisting until I saw
Until you fall asleep too."
"What kind of spell is this? If you don't tell me, I can ask someone from the Countermeasures Bureau."
Qiao Muyi clicked his tongue and said angrily: "Okay, okay, this is the mind assimilation technique, a new four-turn mind power technique added to the countermeasures bureau's spell system. The effect is to use mind power to interfere with the opponent's thinking, causing anger, fear, and confusion.
, effects such as drowsiness, but the disadvantage is that once the opponent's will is stronger than the caster, the caster will be counterattacked, while the benefits are traceless and extremely secretive."
Dong Chengling instantly understood: "You wanted to put us to sleep from the beginning."
Qiao Muyi spread his hands: "This is just a last resort. In fact, Chengling, your willpower is stronger than mine. I had expected it. If you weren't so good at cheating, I wouldn't want to take the risk of using this trick... But I'm cheating."
I can’t even defeat you, what do you want me to do?”
"Be obedient and obey the rules, and be willing to admit defeat."
Qiao Muyi stuck out her tongue towards Dong Chengling: "If you follow the rules, then Chengling, you have slept with me so many times, so you are already my woman?"
Dong Chengling pulled the quilt covering her body further and said calmly: "We are all women, this joke is not funny."
"Don't Xiaosuo have a magic that can change his body? I can make him do something to me...wait! I can become a handsome guy, and then Xiaosuo can become a little beauty. Chengling, do you think this is good?"
Qiao Muyi suddenly became excited and looked like she suddenly realized, "Why didn't I think of this before?"
"not good!"
"Surface, you are indeed a scumbag." Qiao Muyi said lightly: "What I like is him, no matter what he is, I am willing to accept him, but it is you, hehe, you are a little bitch who is obsessed with flesh and blood."
Realizing that he couldn't defeat Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling picked up the second pillow.
Qiao Muyi picked up Dong Chengling's clothes and went over, glanced at her, and sighed: "It's time to get dressed. Chengling, as a woman, you must love yourself, and you must wear clothes well in front of others."
Dong Chengling's pillow was finally smashed out.
…
In the living room, Gu Yueyan sat in Ren Suo's arms and played with the black cat, while Ren Suo was playing a game of Brawl with Lin Xianyu, Ren Xingmei and Xiao Jiu - in addition to the automatic mahjong table, the villa also had three video game consoles.
"Xiaosuo~"
Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo's neck from behind, and Gu Yueyan glanced at Qiao Muyi dissatisfied - it was her turn now too.
"Are you awake?" Ren Suo, who was staring at the screen, said while playing games: "Next time, don't sleep in the living room. Although I say you won't catch a cold, it will be uncomfortable to sleep."
"Hey, weren't you disappointed that I didn't come into the room to look for you last night?"
"Sister Qiao——" Gu Yueyan said through gritted teeth, thinking that last night she should team up with Xiao Xingxing and Teacher Dong to strip Qiao Muyi naked and then make her spin in circles in extreme humiliation.
"Wait a minute, I will return your little boyfriend to you soon." Qiao Muyi said with a smile: "Xiao Suo, so you took us back to the bedroom early in the morning?"
"Um."
"Then did you touch it randomly?"
"have."
"Anything else to do?"
Ren Suo thought for a moment: "Good night... good morning kiss?"
"You know the truth." Qiao Muyi let go of his hand with satisfaction, looked at the time and said, "I originally wanted to climb Mount Fuji early in the morning...forget it. Today I will go to Yoyogi Park, the Imperial Palace, Tsukiji Honganji Temple, and Ikebukuro in Shinjuku.
Let’s take a stroll, I heard the seafood in Tsukiji is particularly delicious.”
…
The day's travel is over.
Unlike the previous two nights, tonight they were finally willing to let Suo go and allowed him to sleep in the living room.
After all, they will take the Shinkansen to Osaka, Kansai tomorrow, so they can no longer play mahjong all night long.
Moreover, the other three also discovered Qiao Muyi's ambition, and they refused to play with Qiao Muyi until they found a fairer way to play.
After hearing the news, Ren Suo played happily with Luna for half an hour, and then sent everyone back to the bedroom on the second floor with a smile, which made Ren Xingmei feel a little unhappy: "Brother, it's really nice to have you accompany us on this trip.
I feel sorry for you."
"It's not very aggrieved..." Ren Suo thought for a while and replied seriously.
You don't deny it!
Gu Yueyan went back to the second floor angrily, followed closely by Ren Xingmei. At this time, Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi looked at each other at the same time and returned to the bedroom thoughtfully.
Realizing that there was no Bagua to watch, Lin Xianyu also ran away with Xiaojiu and Black Cat in his arms.
The lights in the corridor are turned off, leaving only one in the living room.
Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Ren Suo watched the light falling on himself, while the rest of the place was dim, and suddenly felt a long-lost freedom.
It had only been two or three days, but Ren Suo felt that staying up late like this carelessly seemed like a distant past.
If you really live together and get married in the future, your biological clock may not be fixed.
It turns out that it’s true that there are girlfriends who can’t even focus on playing games, and netizens are honest.
The so-called bond is to make people understand that "this world is a beautiful world and it is worth fighting for", at least half of it is true.
After sighing for a few words about his foreseeable married life, Ren Suo picked up his mobile phone and made an international call.
"It's 11 o'clock here, it's 12 o'clock there, why are you calling me so late?" After receiving the call, Zhao Huo went straight to the topic.
"Isn't this time noon to you?"
"Not anymore."
"After living with my girlfriend, my biological clock was forced to adjust back?" Ren Suo said with certainty.
Hit the mark.
"What are you doing? Say what you want and say it quickly. International calls are very expensive."
"I'm not worried about my phone bill myself, why are you worried?" Ren Suo asked, "I suddenly have something to ask you."
"Aren't you already a super celebrity now? Do you get a 20% discount on oranges when you go out?"
Zhao Huo: "I'll get angry if you do this again."
"Okay, okay, Brother Huo, I won't say it anymore, but it has something to do with your fame." Ren Suo said: "You are so famous now and have become a global celebrity in one fell swoop. If someone finds out that you and three women are...
What are you going to do if you have an impure relationship at the same time?"
Zhao Huo: "What should I do? Cold salad. I don't care anyway."
"Then can they not care?"
As soon as these words came out, Zhao Huo fell into a long silence.
Just when Ren Suo wanted to remind him not to waste his phone bill, Zhao Huo said in a serious tone: "I have thought about how to solve this problem before."
"First of all, neither law nor morality is on the same side as me. Even my friends and parents won't stand on my side. The only ones who will support me are them and you. So..."
"Wait a minute, don't make it sound like I'm your woman too!"
"I can't help it. After all, among the people I know, even Brother Suo is a scumbag."
"You use the word 'ye' quite self-awarely."
The two of them exchanged words with each other for a long time, a thousand kilometers away, before Zhao Huocai continued: "I have thought of two ways. The first is the victim theory. Let them publicly say that they were deceived and controlled by me and could not leave.
If I say something like that, then all the pressure and firepower will be borne by myself, and they, as victims, will no longer be subject to any pressure from public opinion."
"I don't think they would agree."
"I think so too, so I still have a plan B." Zhao Huo said, "Shine!"
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment: "Shine?"
"Show off our love!" Zhao Huo said: "If someone really finds out and becomes the focus of public opinion, then I will show off my love! It will make them doubt their life, make them eat lemons, and make them understand that all anger is actually the source of it.
To my own incompetence'!"
"If the plan succeeds, we can even become Internet celebrities. Although this is not my wish. But based on my many years of life experience in animation, human beings always have a lot of tolerance for handsome guys and beautiful women.
It is easier for good-looking villains to clear their name. As long as we let everyone know how happy we are, how happy we are, and how strong our feelings are, coupled with our gorgeous appearance, it will be easy for the general public to trust us.
Change our outlook, and even bless us in turn!”
Although Ren Suo was quite skeptical about whether Zhao Huo's animal character could be recognized by the public, he had to admit that Zhao Huo's life experience this time did make some sense.
Appearance is an amplifier that can infinitely amplify the advantages of talent, wisdom, and character, making it easier for people to discover and recognize this gold.
Among the villains who are loved by fans, some have strong words, some have great ideals and act gorgeously, and some are even cute when they talk and kill. But these villains without exception have one thing in common -
Good looking! Handsome!
Even if it's a Gundam driven by a villain, as long as it's handsome enough, it's still a good Gundam!
Plan B formulated by Zhao Huo does have merit.
But just showing affection may not be exciting enough, so let Suo Ge come up with a plan C to completely ignite public opinion!
Ren Suo had made up his mind and said: "Okay, I understand, then I'm going to play games, bye~"
"Wait, why can you still play games?"
"Why can't I play games? I haven't had my hand chopped off." Ren Suo asked strangely.
"Don't Dong Chengling and the others stick to you?"
"...It's not sticky." Ren Suo blinked and said: "We all have private space, and I can sleep with whomever I want. If I say I want to play games, I can naturally play games. They
They all respect my opinion!”
"Oh oh oh, awesome, awesome."
"...don't you believe me?"
"Hey, of course I trust you, Brother Suo. Anyway, as long as you are happy, Brother Suo." Zhao Huo said nonchalantly, "But it's different here. My girlfriend is more clingy to me."
"Which one?"
"She's my girlfriend anyway."
"I'm not jealous, do you need to hide it like this?" Ren Suo shrugged: "Then why is your girlfriend clinging to you? Maybe I can give you some advice."
Zhao Huo: "Just... I'm very clingy every night... I can't sleep almost all night."
Ren Suo blinked, recalling Qiao Muyi's reaction after getting up at noon, and instantly understood what the problem was with Zhao Huo.
Ren Suo said: "When you were in elementary school, were you ever punished by your teacher for not turning in your homework?"
"Huh? Tried it."
Ren Suo said earnestly: "I have also tried it. Every time I didn't hand in my homework, I would be punished by the teacher to wipe the blackboard. The reason why I was punished was not because the blackboard was not clean, but because I didn't hand in my homework... You know
Alright?"
Thousands of miles away in Lianjiang, Zhao Huo looked at the cell phone that had ended the call, raised his head, and looked at the dozens of beautiful girl text adventure games on the screen desktop, hundreds of gigabytes of ** animation folders, and several gigabytes of book collections.
Lost in thought.
"Brother Huo, why don't you go take a shower?"
Zhao Huo, who had been thinking for a long time, suddenly opened his eyes when he heard Xiao Meng's voice, his expression was firm, and he secretly made up his mind!
"I have to go out first."
Xiao Meng, who was drying his hair, asked curiously: "Where are you going so late?"
Zhao Huo slowly stood up, his calm and generous back looked like a warrior conquering the galaxy.
"I'm going to the convenience store to buy something."
On the other side, Ren Suo, who was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, thought that Zhao Huo should be able to understand that the so-called 'homework' means 'goodnight kiss', right?
If he can't even understand this, then Brother Suo can't help him and just quit the scum circle.
