Chapter 850 The true meaning of the remnants, the bird man and the monkey fight side by side
"Hello, the front desk has signed for the express delivery for you. Do you need us to deliver it?"
"I'll come and get it!"
In the river-view exclusive suite of the White Swan Hotel in Lianjiang, the big white-haired man watched the little bald head fleeing downstairs. After a while, he came up again with a package. The emperor's robe on his body was messed up, and he shouted with a look of displeasure:
"Baba, there's someone ambushing me below! Come on, you take me back and fight back, and I'll form the head!"
The little bald man yelled and rode on Ba's head. Ba still played with his phone calmly and asked: "Who?"
"A lot of people!" The little bald man said angrily as he opened the package: "I don't know who gave them the courage to dare to offend me, Uncle Panlong!"
"oh?"
The bathroom door opened, and a handsome man walked out of it. He had black hair like a waterfall and a shawl, a thin body full of explosive muscles, sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, and he picked up the black-rimmed glasses on the counter.
Put it on, it is Yun Wangshu.
"If someone bullies you, won't you fight back?" Yun Wangshu casually sat on the sofa and turned on the smart TV.
"But those humans are so treacherous that they reached out to touch my head and my clothes without taking any action!"
The little bald man stood up on Ba's shoulder and shouted hoarsely: "They dare to touch my head. Is there any justice? Is there any law? And they kiss me with their mouths, and my face is covered with their saliva! Why?
They insist on dragging me to take pictures! They even call me little brother! I’m a fraction of their age!”
Yun Wangshu nodded thoughtfully: "Did they ask you to do anything?"
"Huh? They seem to have asked me to invite you and Daodao to accept their... what... semen?"
"It's an interview," Yun Wangshu said calmly: "I was discovered by reporters again. It seems that I can't stay in this place."
Since the first episode of "Gate of Truth" was broadcast, Yun Wangshu and Changsheng have been completely exposed to the public.
People were surprised to find that those earth spirits who had a close relationship with the Ren family of the Eastern Han Dynasty had quietly awakened, walked around the world, and dressed more fashionably than their modern counterparts.
Because of this kind of reason, I heard that sports such as mountain climbing are becoming popular among young people again - maybe they want to pick up a wife while going shopping.
Compared with other powerful people, the media and the public are more enthusiastic about the earth spirits. After all, the earth spirits have really lived for thousands of years. The information that is leaked out is all ancient secrets, and the spoons that have been used are ancient.
Jewel, speaking of age, is at least the same age as Jesus, and is covered in news.
If Yun Wangshu and the others were willing to hide their identities, they would actually be able to live a peaceful life, but they could not even lose face on the Great Wall. They can be regarded as a modern example of "An Neng can bend his eyebrows and bend his waist to serve the powerful". Now they only face ordinary people.
Zhui Chong, how could they be so wronged and secretive?
However, the Countermeasures Bureau will help hide their information, at least it is impossible for the media to trace their whereabouts through internal channels. It took ten days in Lianjiang to reveal their identities, most likely because they were recognized by someone when they went out.
At this time, Yun Wangshu and the others will also give countermeasures to the situation. At worst, they will find another place for vacation.
On the other side, Changsheng, a white-haired young man sitting at the window facing the river view, closed the comic book "One Rider for a Thousand" in his hand and said: "I should have left long ago. I don't even know what you want to do when you come to Lianjiang again.
I've obviously been here before."
"It's just a vague premonition." Yun Wangshu said: "The gatekeeper's last battle was with the Black Coffin Demon King, but why was the battle location chosen in Lianjiang?"
Changsheng was silent for a moment and said: "The Black Coffin Demon King has a mysterious background and is suspected of being a dark force. It seems that it is not surprising to appear anywhere. If it were not in Lianjiang, but instead fought in Shenhai, you would also ask why the battle location was chosen in Shenhai.
"
"Yes, it's not surprising that the Black Coffin Demon King appears anywhere. The reason why they fight in Lianjiang may be that they randomly chose it, or maybe... they are indeed related to Lianjiang."
Yun Wangshu said: "Although the probability of the latter is low, it is worth trying for us who have no goals."
"However, I have been using the moonlight to use the power of prophecy for ten consecutive days, and I still can't find any trace... It seems that I guessed wrong." Yun Wangshu smiled bitterly: "It's useless again."
Changsheng said: "The concentration of Lianjiang's spiritual energy is high, so practicing here for a few days is not a waste of time."
Yun Wangshu looked at Changsheng and said with a smile: "Changsheng, you have changed."
Changsheng was slightly startled: "Have I changed?"
"The Qinglong Yanyue Sword that used to be so sharp and wanted to kill people and also wanted to kill himself is now considerate and comforting to others." Yun Wangshu said happily.
Changsheng pursed his lips and turned his head away as if a little shy, admiring the river view outside the window.
"And I also like to watch ****." Yun Wangshu applauded softly: "You are no longer a prop, but a person who lives up to your name!"
Changsheng's expression changed and he quickly explained: "I didn't watch ****!"
Yun Wangshu pointed to the "One Rider is Worth a Thousand" in Changsheng's hand and asked: "What are you holding in your hand?"
"This is a comic about the generals of the Three Kingdoms. I am just recalling my past glory!"
"Oh? Then is the master you can't forget the beautiful lady in the comics who can burst into tears at any time?"
Changsheng blushed and said: "Sister Yu can't be considered pornographic...sexual transformation!...Can comics be considered pornographic?" followed by difficult words, such as "second dimension" and "imagination", etc.
This made the little bald man even look up with disdain: "What's so good about a woman?"
The little bald man suddenly ran up to Yun Wangshu, handed out a red hairband inlaid with five bloodstones, and showed a business-like flattering smile: "Send it to you!"
Yun Wangshu took the red hairband in confusion and asked, "Why did you suddenly give me something?"
"I saw it online and thought it suited you very well, so I bought it as a gift to you." The little bald head said seriously: "You taught me the "Shape Transformation Technique" and took me everywhere to eat and drink. I occasionally want to repay you.
!”
Yun Wangshu was slightly surprised. He looked at the little bald head, raised the corners of his mouth, showed a friendly smile, and touched the little bald head gently:
"Thank you, I like it very much."
As he spoke, Yun Wangshu tied himself into a high ponytail with a hair tie. The little bald man looked around with a satisfied smile, then went back to sit next to Ba and play with his mobile phone.
Babel turned his head and happened to see the little bald man evaluating the product he just bought on Taobao:
"Bought this as a gift to a naughty guy. The naughty guy looks ugly wearing it. Five-star review!"
Ba looked at Yun Wangshu and whispered, "I think it looks pretty."
The little bald man subconsciously covered the screen of his mobile phone, and then said with a smile: "A layman like you knows a lot about things. You don't even have a few hairs, so you know nothing about aesthetics. When I saw this hair tie on Taobao, I knew he would definitely do it.
I like this shiny but ugly little thing!”
Ba rubbed the little bald head unhappily.
At this time, Yun Wangshu's expression suddenly changed: "Ren Neisser has updated the third episode of "Top Secret Files"!"
I saw a message popping up in the video APP on the TV screen: "Ren Neisser has updated "Top Secret Files: Stop the Sky with Me"!"
Everyone immediately sat in rows to watch TV, and the vastness of the universe appeared on the screen. The Supreme Being stood on Saturn, calmly watching the Ark army coming from afar.
"The leader of the remaining soldiers, Dragon King Zhao Huo"!
"Gun Tenichi·Sakura Kyoko"!
The two vanguard legions were first deployed to the aura points of the Saturn ring. Changsheng said: "There are a lot of people."
"There are tens of thousands of people in the two legions alone." Yun Wangshu took a glance and quickly estimated the number of people: "Dragon King Zhao Huo has about 25,000 people, and Sakura Kyoko has 10,000 people."
"Will there be so many fourth-level monks in 30 years..."
In the first episode of "Jedi Files", everyone already knew that only those monks who had reached Rank 4 in 2049 would be selected by the Supreme Being as Legion monks in 1999.
Therefore, everyone can't wait for Ren Neisser's update. If they see themselves appearing in the video, they will be overjoyed. If they don't appear, they will also wait with anticipation. It is simply more exciting than waiting for the Mark Six lottery draw.
Because if you can see yourself in the video, you can at least be sure of two things about your future: you can live safely for another thirty years, and you can achieve the fourth level of cultivation!
In this age of spiritual energy where you may be hit by a car if you go out, and you may encounter monsters and monsters even if you take two steps, who would not be excited if you can be sure that you will be safe and strong in the future?
This is the fate recognized by Ren Neisser!
After all, there are only a few people who shout "My fate is up to me, not God" and "I will go against the will of heaven and crush the sky". Most people are more willing to accept their ordinary fate in the future.
To use the most popular saying on the Internet, it is: "Unlike you protagonists of this era, we ordinary people are doing our best just to live a peaceful and happy life."
Although this was not Ren Neisser's original intention, "Top Secret Files" has become the world's premier destiny lottery, and it can be called a super lottery second only to the reincarnation lottery.
Although there are more monks in the Legion this time, the number of the Ark Legion has also increased significantly. If the previous Ark Legion was just a small boat race, then this time the Ark Legion is a real space fleet!
The battle soon became intense. Worm battleships, heavy front battleships and humanoid mechas intensively attacked the monks' defense line. Seeing that "Dragon King Zhao Huo" and "Sakura Kyoko" were about to be unable to withstand it, the supreme general "Remnant Soldier Xiao Meng"
"Remnant Sun Shu" and "Remnant Fan Fan" were all deployed to temporarily contain the Ark Legion's offensive.
The focus of the barrage also shifted from the war to other aspects: "Damn it, your damn Zhao Huo has a new wife!? Dragon King, can you still bear it?"
"Hey, Zhao Huo just posted a photo of the four of them on Weibo. This flame girl Fan Fan is also his wife!"
"Grass!"
"If you can speak, just speak more, you idiot!"
"Wait a minute, let's sort out the clues: Zhao Huo and his wife are both called remnant soldiers, but Zhao Huo's wife is both an ADC and an AP, which means that the one at the front must be Zhao Huo, so
"Remnant Soldier" refers to Zhao Huo. So here's the question, "Remnant Soldier" refers to "Remnant Soldier", "Remnant Soldier" refers to a weapon that is useless and cannot be used, and "Remnant Soldier" refers to a long and thick weapon..."
"Absolutely, is this what the remnant soldier meant?"
"As expected of Dragon King Zhao Huo, he can easily do things that we cannot."
"Let us extend it further: wet nurse Sun Shu can replenish physical strength, ADC Xiao Meng can whip accurately, and AP Fan Fan can control the flame exquisitely to do some interesting things..."
"The eyes of the remnant soldiers, the protection of the remnant soldiers, and the fire of the remnant soldiers turned out to be this... three seconds of silence for Captain Zhao Huo."
"Some people opened their browser just looking at it."
Yun Wangshu and the others couldn't help laughing when they saw these barrages. At this time, the Supreme Being suddenly said: "It's your turn to play."
"In compliance with the order of the Supreme Being, the magicians of World Tree will provide spell support to Fairy Shuiyue."
Water Moon Fairy?
Yun Wangshu was startled for a moment, and then he saw a legion of twenty-two magicians joining the legion of five thousand people.
The person responsible for commanding this legion was a fairy wearing a flowing fairy dress with wide sleeves. She was completely dressed in snow-white clothes, and the only bright color was the bloodstone red hairband she used to tie up her hair.
"Water Moon Fairy·Wangshu"!
"Dig for a new character?"
"Be polite, it's my new wife."
"It looks great. Can you meet Fairy Wangshu? I will be a fourth-level monk in the future. If you are interested, please privately chat on QQ."
"What the hell, I'm a fifth-level monk in the future and I haven't spoken yet."
"Passing by at six turns."
"You don't even have the seventh rank, how dare you send a barrage?"
"As expected of Giligili, all the bosses are all in space. They have just returned to Earth and started at the seventh revolution. Their interests are related, so you can't afford to offend them."
Everyone looked at Yun Wangshu's hair in unison. Ba turned his head and said to the little bald man: "Look, other people think it looks good too. You, a hairless person, know a lot about aesthetics."
The little bald man was still arrogant: "Maybe it's not him, it's obvious that he wears it so ugly..."
At this moment, the Supreme Supreme deployed another legion.
"Yueyue Qinglong·Eternal Life"!
Changsheng said: "Even I have a share."
The little bald head suddenly became excited: "What about me? Is there me? Will I be taller than Baba in the future? Hey, Daodao, you will still look like this after 30 years! Hahaha!"
Changsheng said calmly: "What I will be like in 30 years, you will also be like in 30 years."
"Impossible, I will definitely be stronger and taller than Baba, and have more hair than him!" the little bald man said decisively.
"It's hard to say, you may not live 30 years from now."
Yun Wangshu reached out, grabbed the little bald head, held him in front of him, and showed a dangerous smile: "Did you just say that I look ugly wearing this hair tie?"
"No, no, no, no -" the little bald head pointed at the screen and stammered in a trembling voice: "Look, everyone says you are beautiful! It's all my fault! I can tell them all at a glance.
This scrunchie will fit you perfectly!”
Yun Wangshu looked at the little bald head for a while, then suddenly laughed, put him down and said, "For the sake of me still wearing this hair tie 30 years later, I will forgive you this time."
The little bald man hid far away and asked: "But it's clearly Fairy Shuiyue in the video, is it really you?"
Yun Wangshu nodded: "It's me."
Tomoe was a little puzzled: "But now that you have... "Transformation Technique", can you still change gender?"
"able."
"able."
Changsheng and Yun Wangshu said in unison. Yun Wangshu glanced at Changsheng and said with a smile, "Have you remembered?"
"I just remembered." Changsheng said, "You already taught me this in 1999."
"Okay, now, weren't you very interested in sexual transformation just now? Now you can try it yourself." Yun Wangshu said with a smile.
Changsheng's expression changed, and he pretended not to hear what Yun Wangshu said, as the old god was watching TV.
"What are you talking about?" the little bald man asked curiously.
"It's nothing, we just received a gift from the Supreme Being." Yun Wangshu said with a smile: "At that time, I thought I was deceived by the Supreme Being, but I didn't expect... This gift actually came after I felt a little regretful.
It will be delivered when the time comes.”
Yun Wangshu glanced at the little bald head and suddenly smiled: "You are so naughty, maybe you will behave better as a girl..."
The little bald man shuddered and ran away.
At this time, the Supreme Being said again: "Monkey, go and help."
"Master, I will come back as soon as I go!"
The world-famous Monkey King turned somersaults in space and instantly moved into the barrier army that formed the wall of the universe.
"World Tree Angel Zach"!
"Hey? I recognize you!" The Monkey King found the seventy-two-winged angel, the commander of the barrier army. He laughed and patted the angel's wings: "You see you are a birdman and I am a monkey, so we should be
...a combination that kills chickens to scare monkeys?”
…
In the Watchman Building, Angel Zack, who was woken up late at night to watch "Top Secret Files", had black lines all over his face.
The other watchers looked at Zach with strange expressions.
At this time, Victor lived up to expectations and said directly: "Captain, why is your title World Tree Angel? Do you want to join the World Tree?"
Zach: "..."
"Captain, I don't mean to scold you at all. Your defection was very successful this time."
Victor said seriously: "Look, you were not beaten by the monkey this time, but fought side by side with the monkey! Captain, are you happy?"
Snap!
No one knew that Zach was unhappy, but the cleaning worker in charge of washing the floor was definitely not happy, after all, Victor's blood was all over the floor.
