Lin Xianyu put his hands on his chest and sighed: "Happiness is all yours, and excitement is also yours. I don't even have Xiaojiu..."
"How about we go together?" Gu Yueyan tilted his head and said, "We should all be able to sleep, right?"
Lin Xianyu was startled, covered his chest with his hands and said, "What do you mean, squad leader? I, I, I, I don't want to join your little family!"
Gu Yueyan blushed and said: "What are you thinking... But tonight, can't we all sleep and talk at the same time? Xiaojiu is going to sleep here, do we have to leave you to sleep alone?
Small room?”
"It's better to escape alone than to go to the mountains of swords and into the sea of fire with you..." Lin Xianyu muttered, but she was also moved. After all, Lin Xianyu is a gossip girl who loves to join in the fun. Like today
She really didn't want to miss such a grand occasion.
Lin Xianyu said: "Then I will sleep with Xiaojiu! The two of us will sleep on the edge of the bed farthest from eldest brother Ren!"
Xiaojiu's nine tails started to spin and dance: "No"
Qiao Muyi said: "Okay, that's it."
She paused and then said: "Although everyone is happy tonight and the situation is a bit special, girls should be more reserved, otherwise it will be bad... Let's do this, Xianyu and Xiaojiu sleep on the far left
, Xiao Suo and I sleep on the far right, so there’s no problem if we’re three beds apart.”
Ren Xingmei and Gu Yueyan shouted at the same time: "Impossible!"
reserved?
Under the plums in the melon field?
When Qiao Muyi said these words, not only did their hearts not waver, they even wanted to laugh!
Qiao Muyi pouted: "What do you think?"
"My brother sleeps in the middle, and then... I am his sister anyway, and our relationship is the most innocent, so it is most suitable for me to sleep next to him!" Ren Xingmei gritted her teeth and said this plan.
In fact, she is not very interested in sleeping with Ren Suo. After all, she can't do anything tonight. She can only whisper and chat with each other. But as the saying goes, love is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. If she gives up her rights tonight,
That is equivalent to letting others take a step forward.
In the short term, you will feel unhappy when you go to bed tonight; in the long term, tonight's sleeping arrangement is a preview of the future allocation of sleeping resources!
Never give in!
If you are scared now, how can you tell them apart in the future?
There are only seven days in a week!
Even if she can use one second as a thousand seconds, she will never let her own rights and interests be damaged! She even wants to occupy more!
In this aspect, sleeping on the edge of the bed with my brother and completing the monopoly in front of everyone is the best option, just like Qiao Muyi thought.
But Ren Xingmei also knew that she had no advantage other than money and could not achieve complete dominance in tonight's war, so she gave in and let Ren Suo sleep in the middle. She only needed to obtain 50% of the usage rights.
Gu Yueyan also said: "Yeah, let Mr. Suo sleep in the middle. Teacher Dong and Sister Qiao are both adults and not married yet. It's not good to sleep next to Mr. Suo, so I'll sleep next to him. I
Not only is he his lover, but he is also still a child..."
Lin Xianyu couldn't help it, so he covered his mouth and burst into laughter.
Who could resist hearing Gu Yueyan telling cold jokes in a serious manner?
Ren Xingmei also twitched her lips and glanced at Gu Yueyan's proud figure, feeling envy, jealousy, hatred, and inexplicable sadness in her heart.
You are still a child like this, so who am I? A baby?
Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling and Ren Suo couldn't help laughing. They looked at each other and then looked at Ren Suo.
After all, on a certain level, Gu Yueyan's words don't seem to be wrong... But no one can say this, otherwise Ren Suo's level of scumbag will rise to another level.
Qiao Muyi sneered: "So, do you plan on you two sleeping next to Xiao Suo, and then I can only sleep with Cheng Ling, watching you two fall apart?"
Gu Yueyan pursed her lips and blushed: "I, I don't know how!"
Ren Xingmei also became shy: "How is it possible? You are all around here, and my brother didn't buy anything..."
Dong Chengling: "I never said I wanted to sleep with you, Xiao Qiao."
Qiao Muyi said in a long voice: "Hey Xingmei, what do you want your brother to buy? You think about unhealthy fantasies all day long, and it's easy to lose control of yourself. You can't sleep next to Xiaosuo like this~"
Gu Yueyan suddenly said: "Little Xingxing, did you secretly...recommend yourself as a pillow that night?"
Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi raised their eyebrows slightly, and Lin Xianyu yelled: "What? Monitor, please tell me in detail!"
Ren Xingmei blushed: "No! Yueyan, please use your words more accurately! You were still there that night, how could I do this!? I just, I just... feel that my brother seems a little uncomfortable..."
Gu Yueyan: "There are so many reasons, but this is called self-recommendation."
Ren Xingmei shook her head and stammered: "The person who recommended himself to the pillow mat asked for this and that, and made a big move, right? I didn't want to wake you up at that time, I just wanted to use it with my hands...
…etc!"
Ren Xingmei pointed at Gu Yueyan and said, "Yueyan, are you qualified to speak against me? Who told me to stay in other rooms with a blushing face that night, and asked me to give them an hour of alone time?
"
Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi opened their eyes in shock, and Lin Xianyu yelled: "What? Little Xingxing, please continue talking."
Gu Yueyan bit her lip and said, "No...I'm not...I was just angry at that time..."
Ren Xingmei: "Why are you angry? I clearly saw you pressing my brother down and attacking me! And you are even willing to let me come for an hour first, and then you come for another hour, and you don't mind."
Ren Suo coughed.
It's first-hand and second-hand. It sounds like it will depreciate. Can you save some face for me?
Gu Yueyan's face turned red, he hesitated and couldn't say anything, and finally she crawled onto the bed with a pout and hugged Ren Suo to hide her face. Luna was very considerate and made room for her, and even moved Gu Yueyan to her.
He hugged Ren Suo and said affectionately: "Xiao Yueyue~ Suo Suo~ Let's sleep together~"
Gu Yueyan hid in Ren Suo's arms, hammering Ren Suo's chest while whispering: "It's all your fault, it's all your fault!"
Ren Suo blinked: Why do you blame me? Do you blame me for taking a cold shower that night?
Qiao Muyi snorted and said: "You two have bad records, so you should stay away from Xiao Suo. It seems that I can only let Cheng Ling and I sleep next to Xiao Suo to protect you. After all, Xiao Suo is also a four-year-old."
If he becomes a monk, it will be bad if his bestiality develops."
Then we really want to thank you! Gu Yueyan, Ren Xingmei, Xiaojiu thought to herself.
Dong Chengling looked at Luna at this time and asked gently: "Luna, where do you plan to sleep tonight?"
Luna hugged Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan tightly: "I want to sleep with Yueyue Suosuo!"
Qiao Muyi narrowed his eyes: "No, Luna, there are people around Xiaosuo tonight."
Facing Qiao Muyi, Luna hesitated for a moment. She thought about it and said simply: "Then I'll sleep on the rope!"
Is there such an option!?
Qiao Muyi's expression also froze for a moment. No matter how shameless she was, she couldn't compare with a catwoman who still had a cat worldview and thought about giving birth to babies all day long.
Now that Dong Chengling is back, Qiao Muyi has also given up the idea of killing anyone, and only wants to use tonight's position arrangement to establish her position as the undisputed hostess in one fell swoop, and lay the groundwork for her future plan to seize the most Rensuo resources.
Foreshadowing.
Not to mention that when she was sleeping next to Ren Suo, she could still do some little tricks to keep stimulating these inexperienced little girls. It would be great if she could get any of the thin-skinned ones to quit in spite of the difficulties.
However, looking at Luna who was wearing thin clothes and sticking out her tongue to lick her face, Qiao Muyi recalled her previous experiences of being mentally shocked by Luna and almost turning black. She suddenly felt that she might not have dug a hole for Qiao Muyi this time.
Yiya is just thick-skinned, but Luna is shameless at all. She is not a human yet!
So Qiao Muyi said flatly: "No! Luna, you and Yue Yan should sleep together!"
Luna: "No! I'm going with Soso tonight! This is my 40 minutes!"
Gu Yueyan: "Sister Qiao, you have said dirty jokes almost as often as Xianyu. You have been alone with Mr. Suo many times before. I think you should sleep next to him!"
Ren Xingmei: "That's right, my sister's legitimacy is the highest."
Xiaojiu's nine tails waggled and he said dissatisfiedly: "Xiaojiu is still a child! Xiaojiu is the most suitable!"
Lin Xianyu patted Xiaojiu on the head: "But you are illegal."
Just when everyone was about to quarrel, Dong Chengling suddenly said: "You are not doing this right."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo and said, "You are arguing like this, but you don't take Suo's opinion into account, as if Suo is a prize, a trophy, or a tool. You are actually very disrespectful."
Ren Suo, who had been afraid to speak, was suddenly moved to tears and looked at Dong Chengling eagerly. She is indeed Chengling! She is indeed a good woman that I will always like for countless years!
Qiao Muyi blinked: "Cheng Ling, you are right, Xiao Suo, I'm sorry."
Gu Yueyan, who was hiding in Ren Suo's arms, also looked guilty and kissed Ren Suo gently as an apology.
Lin Xianyu sighed: "Then how should we distribute it?"
Dong Chengling continued: "I think it's better for Suo to decide this matter. He should have the greatest say in where he sleeps and who sleeps next to him."
Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo and gently touched the back of his right hand. Then Ren Suo felt a slight heat on the back of his neck, and a complex emotion of desire, expectation and malice suddenly invaded his heart.
"Suo, how do you plan to arrange it?"
Qiao Muyi smiled slightly, narrowed his fox-like eyes slightly, his eyes were full of amusement, and chuckled: "Okay, then just listen to Xiao Suo."
Ren Xingmei crossed her legs, swayed her body, made a 'counting money' gesture with her right hand, tilted her head and said, "Brother, it's up to you to decide."
Gu Yueyan's hand around Ren Suo's neck tightened slightly, her eyes flashed with light, she pursed her lips and said, "Mr. Suo."
Luna didn't know why, so she shouted: "Suosuo."
Ren Suo's face froze.
He felt like he had stepped into a space crack with thousands of blades, wandered into the wasteland that was about to be baptized by the doomsday, fell into the chaotic and endless flow of time, and fell into the annihilation light of material destruction.
He looked at the scene in front of him that everyone was staring at, and he felt inexplicably frightened. He always felt that in their future, this scene would become a common daily task.
The abyss is on the side, and the only option is to die.
No matter what you choose, you will die, and if you don’t choose, you will die even more.
Even if Ren Suo proposed to sleep in a small room, they would most likely be dissatisfied and would only think that Ren Suo was evading the fact, which was indeed the case.
Although escaping is shameful, it is really useful!
Ren Suo silently put on the ornaments of a seeker and used the return of the devil to start a thousand miles. Suddenly, an idea flashed and he thought of a solution.
He said: "Let's do this, let's open a QQ group anonymously, and then everyone will name an allocation plan, and then roll the dice. Whoever has the higher number will choose whose plan! It cannot be changed!"
Everyone was slightly startled, but after thinking about it carefully, it felt like there was nothing wrong with it.
Random + anonymous, it can not only show that this is an arrangement of fate, but also you can arrange the position as you like. It is fair and just, and others can only tolerate it even if they are not convinced.
Xiaojiu said: "Xiaojiu wants it too! Xiaojiu also wants to participate in the distribution!"
"Anything is fine!" Ren Suo said very grandly: "You're welcome, you can arrange whatever you want!"
Everyone immediately started writing their own plans, and even Luna picked up her tablet to type.
Soon everyone uploaded their own plans in the QQ group. Ren Suo took a look and found that most people chose to sleep in the middle by themselves, and there was no such extreme exclusive plan.
Everyone else slept on the floor, while Luna and Suosuo slept on the bed... Luna, your plan is too obvious! Anonymity is useless!
But why is there a plan to let him sleep in the toilet?
However, with this plan, the plan written by Ren Suo himself is not too abrupt.
Ren Suo suddenly stood up, went over and rubbed Xiaojiu's head, and praised: "Xiaojiu is so cute tonight."
Xiaojiu giggled, "Brother, Xiaojiu's tail is also very comfortable!"
Lin Xianyu took Xiaojiu away warily: "Brother Ren, what are you doing?"
"It's nothing... Let's start rolling the dice!" Ren Suo said loudly while touching Xiaojiu's head. Lin Xianyu held down Ren Suo's hand and said, "Don't do this, messing up Xiaojiu's hair. Look like this."
