The crisp doorbell rang throughout the house. Lin Xianyu, who was sleeping among a bunch of dolls in the bedroom, moved his ears, turned around and pulled the quilt over his head, pretending not to hear the doorbell.
Ten years have passed, not only has time failed to leave any trace on Lin Xianyu, but it has even begun to regress. Since living alone in a large room, Lin Xianyu's sleeping posture has begun to develop into that of a toddler. God knows how she managed to sleep.
Put your feet on the wall.
The doorbell rang three times and then died down, but within a few seconds, the bedroom door quietly opened. The fine hinge did not make a sound, as if a breeze blew open the door.
There was no sound of footsteps.
There was no sound of breathing.
But Lin Xianyu knew very well that there was someone walking through the darkness.
The girl's boudoir had been invaded, and the uninvited guests had countless vicious materials in their hands. The evil aura permeating them made Lin Xianyu tremble.
Her nose moved, her throat made a longing sound, and she murmured: "Broken internal organs, coagulated blood, entangled tentacles, lifeless eyes, twisted plants, shriveled limbs, mutilated brain, stripped esophagus
.The cruelty of red and white, the sweetness of yellow and brown..."
"I got up and had hot pot. I went to Haidilao to buy takeout. There were money tripe, blood tofu, squid tentacles, sheep's eyeballs, kelp knots, pickled pork, scalded brains, and duck intestines. This time it was the mandarin duck pot with tomato soup.
I got some sour plum soup with lemon juice."
Ren Suo turned on the bedroom light and put down the takeout box angrily, "Aren't you too outrageous? I used to get up at 12 o'clock at most, but you haven't even gotten up yet at 7 o'clock in the evening?"
Lin Xianyu opened the doll on his body, rubbed his eyes, and said sleepily: "What you said...you had to get up at noon because you had to go to Teacher Dong for dinner. Huh, you are worthy of being a wife.
Be strict."
"You are the only one who talks a lot." Ren Suo flicked Lin Xianyu back into the pile of dolls and asked, "Eat here or in the living room?"
Lin Xianyu touched his forehead where he was shot, and said lazily: "Let's go to the living room."
Ren Suo went to the kitchen to get a pot, put the hot pot base ingredients in and heated the water, and it was ready in a while. But he found that Lin Xianyu hadn't gotten up yet, so he had no choice but to pull her up: "Xiaotian doesn't even sleep now.
Go back to sleep! You can't even compare to a child!"
Lin Xianyu said lazily: "What you said... Which kid can be better than Xiaotian... That kid is simply a powerful replica of Teacher Dong... I even doubt whether he was rich in krypton gold when he was reincarnated.
, Xinyue players who have chosen the heaven level difficulty enjoy the exclusive career of 'other people's children', with perfect background, perfect talent, perfect character..."
"But you're not a child!"
"I'm not married, I'm just a child."
Lin Xianyu was talking while being pushed by Ren Suo to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.
Lin Xianyu casually tied up a high ponytail, thinking that he was going to eat hot pot later, Lin Xianyu didn't bother to put on makeup, and happily sat at the dining table, sighing: "I can tolerate the mandarin duck pot, but why is there no spicy pot? There is no spicy food.
What kind of mandarin duck pot do you want?"
Without waiting for Ren Suo's answer, Lin Xianyu seemed to understand something, covering his mouth and looking at Ren Suo: "Wow! Brother Ren, aren't you? You have such a long-term vision, and you actually don't let me eat spicy food... But I won't!
Even if the monitor is willing to do it, I am not willing to do it!"
Ren Suo sighed, not for Lin Xianyu, but for himself.
He is a kind and innocent young man. After years of training, he has grown up to the point where he can instantly understand Lin Xianyu's dirty jokes.
It can even be said to be more yellow.
"You can eat spicy food, but I can't! You don't know how sensitive my sense of smell is. Li Dan and I would sneeze when we passed by a hot pot restaurant..." Ren Suo said angrily, picking up a piece of tripe and putting it into the pot.
"Just brush the tripe for 10 to 15 seconds and it's done!" Lin Xianyu reminded while putting the duck intestines in: "Put it in my Thai sweet and spicy sauce dish."
"..." Ren Suo: "I boiled this for myself to eat. If you want to eat it, boil it yourself."
Lin Xianyu looked shocked: "What? Are you still planning to eat? I saw that you bought so little, I thought you bought breakfast just for me."
"Who would eat hot pot for breakfast? Don't you still have noodles at home? Just wait for the noodles."
The two were chatting and eating hot pot. At this time, Lin Xianyu finally remembered something and said, "Why did you come here tonight? Tomorrow is our game day. Today should be your family's free-for-all party, right?"
"What a free-for-all party, it's a parent-child day!" Ren Suo corrected her statement.
Lin Xianyu said with a smile: "That's why your family has such a festival... But those people in your family are all restless masters, either seeking power, making money, pursuing a career, or cultivating supernatural powers...
...Even Luna fell in love with creating a dream world and soaked in the dark side of the moon every day. I just saw in my dream that she was building a starry sky stage that can accommodate seven billion people."
As Lin Xianyu said, Ren Suo's current family life is a bit delicate.
Ten years have passed, Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Ren Xingmei, Gu Yueyan and even Luna have their own careers. They have to practice and pursue their dreams. There is simply not enough time, so we have to agree to make time every week.
One day for family gatherings, one day for fun and spending time with the kids.
Of course, although there is only one parent-child day every week, Ren Suo has a schedule for sleeping in the evening, and even occasionally has to work overtime to provide warmth.
On the contrary, Ren Suo has been regressing. He even quit his job as a therapeutic monk at Tianlian College and took up the idle position of director and second secretary of the Countermeasures Branch of Lian Province to steal taxpayers' taxes. The current head of the Countermeasures Branch's surname is Qiao and his given name is Mu.
according to.
My daily job is to take care of the children.
Take care of many children.
Ren Suo curled his lips and said, "What if? I'm going to learn from you and sleep until seven o'clock in the evening and get up to play games every day?"
Lin Xianyu chuckled: "Are you still qualified to criticize me? Brother Ren, what great cause are you working on?"
"Cultivation of the future flowers of the motherland!" Ren Suo said with great enthusiasm.
Lin Xianyu: "Are you happy? Are you happy?"
Ren Suo snorted: "Of course you are happy, Xianyu, you don't understand."
Lin Xianyu clapped his fingers and said: "Well, you are not only taking care of the future flowers of the motherland, you have also learned the cooking skills of a cook from scratch, and can cook and provide exquisite meals at any time; when they need you
When you wake up, you have to teleport over to provide one-stop attentive service. The squad leader especially likes to ask you to brush her teeth when she gets up; you need your help to solve all the big and small matters at home, or you can use your clone to solve them...
"
"Take care of the children, handle the housework, satisfy your wife when she is interested, and provide assistance for her to pursue her dreams...Brother Ren, I really don't understand your happiness."
Ren Suo had a dark look on her face after what she said.
When Lin Xianyu said this, Ren Suo felt so miserable.
Lin Xianyu chuckled and said, "Besides, you haven't told me why you came to me for hot pot tonight. Shouldn't it be a family dinner tonight?"
Ren Suo slurred for a while, not in the mood to pursue Lin Xianyu for taking away his hairy belly.
He sighed quietly: "I was kicked out."
Lin Xianyu suppressed a laugh while eating the tripe: "Ah, I forgot to add this: I have no status in the family..."
"This is not called lack of status. How can it be called lack of status when it comes to matters between husband and wife?" Ren Suo didn't eat the spicy hot pot, but his face was already red.
Lin Xianyu immediately exposed him: "Oh, I heard from the squad leader that Sister Qiao made you kneel on the keyboard a few days ago."
"Actually, the electrostatic capacitive keyboard is quite comfortable when you kneel on it." Ren Suo first told a useless little piece of knowledge, and then said indignantly: "You have no time to harm me!"
Lin Xianyu asked curiously: "What's wrong with you, little Wuxia?"
Ren Suo scratched his head: "Well, you also know that sometimes the three of us sleep together, and one day after they fell asleep, Kallen came to chat with me.
As you know, because of the time difference, Kallen always chats with me at night.
Wuxia woke up somehow and secretly shook her mother to report me..."
Lin Xianyu: "Then Sister Qiao found out that you two were chatting."
Ren Suo was anxious: "I didn't! But since Kallen came to Tianlian Academy for exchange studies in the past few years, I don't know if it's because Mr. Mu is taking care of her. She has become more and more naughty, deliberately speaking ambiguously, so that
Mr. Mu has misunderstood!"
Lin Xianyu: "How can this be called a misunderstanding? Ambiguity and ambiguity are just the end of love."
Ren Suo continued: "But Mr. Mu was just angry. Kallen also asked her to explain it clearly later. You also know that she has a good face, so I gave in symbolically. This is just the way for husband and wife to get along.
It’s a sign of high emotional intelligence!”
Lin Xianyu said while eating fish cakes: "It's a good thing if you think so, at least it will reduce the pain."
"But hasn't Xiao Wuxia been very close to you? She is so smart, she must have deliberately messed with you. Have you offended her?"
Ren Suo's eyes wandered: "It's time for her to receive enlightenment education now. She learns very quickly, but she is very naughty. I used Xiaotian as an example to say a few words to her, and spanked her a few times...
"
Lin Xianyu sneered: "You deserve it. Xiao Wuxia hates being compared to herself, unless you say she is better than others."
Ren Suo was a little troubled: "But you have to teach me well. If you can't beat me or scold me, how do you teach me?"
Lin Xianyu thought for a while and said, "How about a lottery system."
"lottery?"
"You ask Xiaotian and Wuxia to write down their wishes, which are divided into N level, R level, SR level, and SSR level according to the difficulty. Then enter the wishes into the computer and set the shipping probability according to the level.
Whenever Xiaotian and Wuxia achieve something, you will reward them with some points. If you have enough points, you can draw a lottery. You can draw single or ten consecutive draws. Ten consecutive draws are guaranteed to be R-level... You have also played many mobile games.
, you must understand.
If Xiao Tian is so good, he will definitely get a lot of points very quickly. Then Xiao Wu Xia will be very envious and jealous, and he will naturally learn well."
Lin Xianyu's words made Ren Suo suddenly enlightened, and Ren Suo praised: "I didn't expect that Xianyu, you are not good at studying, but you have a set of study plans!"
Lin Xianyu glanced at him angrily, the brilliance of wisdom flashed in her eyes: "You can also ask Irina to help. For example, you can ask Xiao Tiandan to draw an SSR-level wish, so Xiao Wuxia will definitely take the bait.
"
"Wow, you are such a sinister woman."
"We are talking to each other. You are also a despicable and shameless man."
The two exchanged business bragging for a while, and Lin Xianyu suddenly woke up: "No, I was asking why you were kicked out, why did the topic go so far?"
Ren Suo blinked, shrugged and said, "Well, it's not something to be happy about, and it's pointless to say it... I'm full, take your time, I'll check your game records."
Lin Xianyu raised his eyebrows slightly, hurriedly finished the hot pot, and grabbed Ren Suo who turned on the Small World game console: "Speak quickly! Why were you kicked out?"
Ren Suo: "Wow, you've almost finished the ten-star game "Total War: Prehistoric"?"
Lin Xianyu hugged Ren Suo's arm and analyzed carefully: "First of all, because today is a family dinner, you can only be kicked out if you offend all your wives. Even if you offend four, there will still be one to protect you.
"
"But it's impossible for Luna to be angry with you, so you made other people angry, so that they had to unite to deal with you. Tell me, what did you do to make everyone angry at once?"
Lin Xianyu was really curious. After knowing that Ren Suo and the others had been married for ten years and had children, how could Ren Suo still make them angry?
Being shaken by Lin Xianyu was unbearable. Ren Suo hesitated for a while before saying, "Just, those things."
"What's up?"
"About sleeping."
Lin Xianyu blinked: "What do you mean? Have you finally been squeezed dry? Are you going to resist?"
Without waiting for Ren Suo to answer, Lin Xianyu shook his head.
When Lin Xianyu was chatting with Gu Yueyan a few days ago, Gu Yueyan was still complaining to her, saying that Ren Suo was simply not a human being. Gu Yueyan clearly just wanted Ren Suo to be a big doll to hold in his arms to sleep. After all, she
Being a teacher during the day is already very tiring.
Unexpectedly, Ren Suo's eyes would glow green as soon as he closed the door, and he would stay up all night. The couple's life was so harmonious and sweet that Gu Yueyan felt that once a week was enough, and even lamented that it was lucky that she was not alone.
Lin Xianyu even doubted whether Gu Yueyan had been tricked into Stockholm by Ren Suo.
Ren Suo pouted for a while and said softly: "I just think, we have been an old couple for so many years, and there are so many people tonight, so..."
Although Ren Suo spoke vaguely, who was Lin Xianyu? As the strongest pornographic contestant at Tianlian Academy, Lin Xianyu instantly understood what Ren Suo meant: "What about a parent-child day? You
I’m obviously thinking about the free-for-all party!”
Lin Xian harpooned his hands: "But that's not right. I remember you tried it all, right? Five people combined in pairs, and you succeeded in all 9 ways!"
Ren Suo: "Yueyan really tells you everything..."
Lin Xianyu continued: "Even if they are angry that you want one dragon and two phoenixes, they won't kick you out... Do you want three heroes to fight Lu Bu?"
Ren Suo: "...Can the three heroes fight against Lu Bu still be used like this?"
Lin Xianyu himself rejected this idea: "But the monitor also complained to me three times, namely [Monitor, Little Star, Luna], [Monitor, Luna, Teacher Dong], [Monitor, Little Star, Teacher Dong]"
】…The only thing missing is Sister Qiao.”
"I don't believe you didn't attack Sister Qiao, so since everyone has tried it, they won't be so angry that they want to kick you out."
Lin Xianyu frowned slightly: "You don't want to... return to the world, right?"
Ren Suo couldn't help but rub his temples, feeling sad once again that he could instantly understand Lin Xianyu's dirty jokes.
But he shook his head and said with a slightly red face: "My family... recently bought a super large bed."
Lin Xianyu was stunned for a moment.
Being so smart, she immediately realized the correct answer.
The strong shock hit her pituitary gland, so much so that her jaw almost dropped, and she could only stare at Ren Suo stupidly.
Three seconds later, Lin Xianyu finally came to his senses, clapped his hands vigorously, and said in a respectful tone: "As expected of you! As expected of the Brother Ren I know! I, Lin Xianyu, am willing to call you a truly strong man.
!”
"No wonder you were kicked out. You actually want to pass five levels and kill five generals in one night!?"
