Lin Xianyu walked out of the bathtub and carefully wiped the water droplets on her body with a large towel. Lin Xianyu walked to the mirror, biting the hair tie and used a hair dryer to smooth her hair.
She thought for a while, and instead of wearing a high ponytail, she wore a side-hanging shoulder ponytail, which is the kind of particularly dangerous hairstyle that often appears on good wives and mothers in anime. This is one of the few people who won't be embarrassed even if they lie down.
to your own hairstyle.
Lin Xianyu looked at the clothes in the changing basket, and his face suddenly darkened.
No clothes, just a set of blood-dropped underwear!?
Alas, the shy little brother who would blush when he helped me treat my arm is gone forever.
Lin Xianyu walked out of the bathroom angrily and said loudly: "Brother Ren, you are a pervert!"
In the bedroom, Ren Suo was lying on the lazy sofa playing console games, and said calmly: "What's wrong with men being perverted?"
Lin Xianyu rolled around on the bed angrily, glanced at the screen, and asked, "Why did you suddenly start playing Super Mario?"
Ren Suo said: "Review, Xiaotian is almost old, it's time to take him to review my favorite classic games."
Lin Xianyu twitched his lips: "You might as well count on Xiao Xingshi and Xiao Wuxia, Xiao Xiyue and Xiao Heiyin, Xiaotian... Xiaotian probably has no interest in playing games."
Ren Suo was a little troubled: "But the father taking his son to revisit the classic games of the old era is the plot link that I have been waiting for for a long time... This is a plan I prepared after Xiaotian was born. I have accurately determined how old he is.
What kind of games should I add? First it’s a puzzle game, then it’s a domestic classic emotional RPG, and then it’s…”
Lin Xianyu said: "I think this is like your father sharing Teresa Teng's songs with you. The huge gap and aesthetic gap destined you to not understand each other. But if it is Xiaotian, he may pity him who lives in the old times.
Dad, please play through the game seriously, and even write a review after playing it, so that Dad can get the joy of sharing."
Ren Suo: "...your ability to complain is no longer as good as Mr. Mu."
Lin Xianyu: "I've always been good at complaining, but I'm not as good as Sister Qiao, so I only dare to complain in my heart and don't dare to say it out loud."
Ren Suo: "Aren't you afraid of being beaten by me?"
Lin Xianyu: "Then hurry up. Why do you think I'm telling you so much? I've already put on your favorite underwear, and you're still playing Super Mario?"
Ren Somu threw away the handle and climbed onto the bed, but Lin Xianyu pushed him away first and asked, "Are you sure there will be no problem tonight?"
Ren Suo made an 'ok' gesture and said, "I'm fully prepared and I guarantee there will be no mistakes."
Lin Xianyu tilted her head and looked at him: "Actually, you have five beautiful wives at home, why did you come to me?"
Ren Suo spread his hands: "I'm being kicked out right now..."
Lin Xianyu snorted: "You only thought of me after you were kicked out?"
Speaking of the relationship between Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu, it is also quite strange. They actually have no intention of developing in this direction. It was just that when they played a two-player team game a few years ago, they scored 140 points for the first time after clearing the level. "
The two of them were so excited that they couldn't help themselves, and then they rolled onto the same bed in a daze.
There was no flamboyance, no thrills, not even romance. They just got into each other while having fun, and it was as natural as a concocted lady and a convex gentleman.
Moreover, Lin Xianyu's needs are very small. Let's not mention Luna, Qiao Muyi, and Gu Yueyan, the three ruthless reapers who make Ren Suo want to die and work hard. Even Ren Xingmei and Dong Jing, who only like to be clingy,
Cheng Ling is also more lustful than Lin Xianyu.
Unless Ren Suo takes the initiative to find her, Lin Xianyu will only find Ren Suo to discuss love games once every two or three months. Because the frequency is so low, the two people's underground relationship has lasted for two or three years, and it has not yet been discovered.
Discover.
In fact, this has a lot to do with Ren Suo's complicated family. After all, even if a wife found out that Ren Suo suddenly disappeared, she would guess that Ren Suo had gone to deliver food to other wives. Who would have thought that the wealth would go to other people?
"But, to be honest, why did you take the initiative to come to me?" Lin Xianyu put his hands on his hips and asked seriously: "Although I am very beautiful, they are also very beautiful. You can still take turns every day, but you still come every now and then.
Come to me...could it be that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers?"
Ren Suo thought for a while and said: "How should I put it... To me, there is no one that smells better. What you all bring to me is a unique feeling."
"Cheng Ling is like a pool of spring water, flowing into the bones with endless aftertaste; Yue Yan is like strawberry-flavored ice cream, so sweet that it melts me; My sister is like a cantaloupe in summer, refreshing, sweet and hearty; Mr. Mu is like the sea, sometimes
The waves are sometimes calm, sometimes whirlpools, and sometimes tornadoes, and must not be offended; Luna, Luna is a bit more powerful, basically I turn into spring water, ice cream, cantaloupe and the sea to take care of her."
"And Xianyu, you are different from them. You are like a cloud basking in the sun." Ren Suo paused and added: "Just like me."
Lin Xianyu: "You mean you feel so happy?"
Ren Suo: "Well...if you insist on understanding it this way, it's not impossible."
Lin Xianyu looked at Ren Suo with disdain and shook his head: "Brother Ren, how come you still haven't made any progress after so many years? You used to dare to propose to five people at once, but now you can talk about it in front of women as if nothing happened.
It’s really perverted to talk about the user experience of my five wives.”
Ren Suo: "I'm not saying bad things about them! And you asked me why I came to you!"
Lin Xianyu: "You just need to say, 'Because Miss Xianyu is a beautiful girl who comes only once in four thousand years'! I will accept this reason!"
Ren Suo: "...If you use your conscience, you will need less. You can't waste it like this."
Lin Xianyu: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your language, otherwise you can go to the living room and sleep on the sofa tonight."
Ren Suo fired back with a dirty joke: "Oh? Do you mean to change the battlefield to the living room tonight?"
Although the two were bickering, their hands didn't stop. However, at this moment, Lin Xianyu suddenly pushed him away again.
Lin Xianyu turned his head and thought for a while, then asked, "Did you bring that?"
It took Ren Suo three seconds to figure out what Lin Xianyu was talking about: "No. How could we monks bring that?"
Lin Xianyu kicked Ren Suo away and pulled the quilt to cover himself: "No, today seems to be a dangerous period. You can go sleep in the living room."
Ren Suo was dumbfounded: "Wait a minute, Xianyu, please think carefully about our cultivation level! After all, I am also a sixth-level monk now, and you are also a fifth-level monk. Do you know how low our chance of entering the soul is?
Anyway, there are so many digits after the decimal point that I can’t count them.”
Lin Xianyu was not fooled by Ren Suo at all, and shook his head and said: "Probability is only meaningful for social statistics, and has no reference value when it comes to individual individuals."
She glanced at Ren Suo: "Moreover, no matter how low our probability is, can it still be lower than you and Luna? Xiao Heiyin is simply a biological miracle. The probability of all 100 consecutive draws being SSR is higher than yours."
The probability of producing a small black sound is high."
Ren Suo smiled, he was really the only one in his family who had the love between humans and monsters in the past ten years.
Lin Xianyu muttered: "What's more, I am the strongest king of luck, and you are the strongest king of unlucky. Together, we are good but not bad, and maybe we will be."
Ren Suo thought for a while, then slept next to Lin Xianyu and said: "Then...if you have it, then you can move to our house."
Lin Xianyu snorted: "I can't live in my own flat, so I have to squeeze into a villa with you? Although your home is much bigger than mine..."
Ren Suo: "I mean I will take care of you for the rest of my life."
Lin Xianyu shook his head: "I don't really want to eat your rice."
Ren Suo held his head and looked at her: "Then what do you want? I have always wanted to ask you when to marry me. Although I have a reservation every night, it is only night, but Xianyu is just like me.
We are unemployed people who play games full-time. Daytime is our turn, so we can announce whatever we want during the day without conflicting with their arrangements."
Lin Xianyu: "...Who told you that I would definitely marry you?"
Ren Suo looked shocked: "Do you still think you can escape from my grasp?"
Lin Xianyu snorted: "Are you a villain from some Chinese TV series? I'm starting to get scared."
Ren Suo said seriously: "Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person."
Lin Xianyu chuckled and said helplessly: "But I'm really not ready yet."
"Your appearance disrupted my life plan. Although I had no life plan in the first place, but... I never thought that I would become one-sixth of someone. Oh no, it may be one-seventh in the future.
"Yes." Lin Xianyu cupped his hands: "I thought you were Zhang Wuji before, but I didn't expect you were Lord Wei!"
Ren Suo smiled: "How can there be seven..."
"You should save these words to deceive ghosts." Lin Xianyu snorted and added: "Besides, I am also a girl, and I still have some illusions about marriage... and you have shattered all my illusions.
Already."
Ren Suo was dissatisfied: "How did I fail to break your fantasy? Happiness, loyalty, mutual support, and respect as guests. What did I fail to achieve?"
Lin Xianyu couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth: "Does your loyalty mean inviting more women to get married together? Is your family unable to gather enough people to play mahjong?"
"I'm not such a casual man!" Ren Suo said, "You are the only new candidate in the past ten years!"
"When you say that, you seem quite loyal." Lin Xianyu complained.
The two laughed for a while, and Ren Suo stopped his smile and asked seriously: "Then what are you going to do?"
"I don't know." Lin Xianyu said quietly, "I usually have fun just hanging out with you, but if I get married to you... I always feel like I've lost."
Lin Xianyu's mood was really complicated.
First of all, she knew that it was impossible for her to leave Ren Suo. The Small World Game Console alone destined them to be infinitely entangled and inseparable like the DNA double helix structure in their lives.
Emotionally, Lin Xianyu knew very early on that Ren Suo was a soul mate that perfectly matched hers in every aspect. They were each other's missing half.
Even without experiencing the hardships of life, separation, and death, Lin Xianyu had already decided that Ren Suo was her ideal in the world.
On the contrary, jealousy and jealousy are easy to solve. After all, ten years have passed and Ren Suo has five children. Lin Xianyu's outlook on life has been shattered and reorganized countless times. Even though she sounds dissatisfied, she is actually already
Completely accept the fact that I have been humiliated by Ren Suo.
But Lin Xianyu was just unhappy.
How to put it this way, it feels like you are optimistic about a house this year, but you feel that the property price continues to rise this year, so you want to wait for the price to drop before selling it.
Then this price increase lasts for ten years.
Lin Xianyu liked Ren Suo ten years ago, but Dong Chengling liked Ren Suo at that time, so she waited for Ren Suo to be dumped before thinking about how to get close to this little brother.
At that time, Lin Xianyu was very Buddhist and felt that if we could talk about love, we could talk about it.
Unexpectedly, after waiting and waiting, Ren Suo has five children, and now she joins this big family...
The house that could have been bought ten years ago had to be bought at several times the price this year, and the purchase was still one-sixth of the property rights... or even one-seventh of the property rights...
Although Lin Xianyu might not have succeeded if she tried ten years ago, after all, her competitors were outrageously strong, but what makes people regretful is often not the things they didn't succeed in, but the things they didn't try.
This kind of regret for missing the right investment opportunity made Lin Xianyu feel quite entangled.
She thought about it and suddenly asked: "You said it simply, but have you told the people in your family?"
Ren Suo shook his head: "Not yet, of course I have to ask you about this first so that you can be mentally prepared and add some defensive spells to yourself at all times, so that I can go to them with confidence."
Lin Xianyu nodded: "It's okay, you also know how to nip it in the bud, otherwise I won't know how to die."
Speaking of this, Lin Xianyu took the initiative to hug Ren Suo and said lazily: Alas... I'm still a little afraid of grabbing things from them. Although they will most likely accept me, after all, we have known each other for many years, and they should also have
As expected, but..."
Ren Suo spread his hands: "But you have to face it. Now I want to be secretive with you. You are afraid that you will have children, and there is no honeymoon trip. Strictly speaking, our current situation is immoral and will ruin our reputation.
It’s dangerous, so marriage is still necessary.”
Lin Xianyu tilted his head and asked, "But isn't this more exciting?"
Ren Suo's eyes flashed: "Then follow through to the end."
Boom!
The spiritual energy of the space suddenly vibrated continuously, and the two of them suddenly froze!
The seventh-turn spell, "Eight-Door Golden Lock"!
Completely blockade all life forms in a certain area, including eight blockade effects such as preventing space movement, preventing cyclone movement, preventing spells from taking effect, and suppressing the movement of living beings. It is known as 'there are 30 million monks in the world, and you must lower your eyebrows when entering my eight gates'!
At the same time, five figures fell gently into the room.
"It's not the right time to come."
Qiao Muyi said in a joking voice: "I thought I could see Xiao Suo's strange expression of shock and flushing mixed together."
"Sister Qiao, haven't you seen her?"
Ren Xingmei smiled and revealed Ren Suo's background: "I wanted to discuss the college recruitment with Yue Yan that day, so I asked Sister Ling to teleport me there, and then I saw my brother and Yue Yan in the office... Fortunately, Yue Yan's office
It’s an independent office.”
"Little Xingxing, you promised not to tell anyone!"
Gu Yueyan's face turned red, she bit her lip and said, "And Xianyu, didn't you always say that Mr. Suo was a fire pit before? Why did you jump in now?"
"Yuyu, I also have your set of underwear!"
Luna looked at the room decoration with curiosity: "Yuyu, your room is so cute, I want to decorate mine like this."
"Suo, Xianyu."
Dong Chengling released Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu's physical restraints with a gentle stroke. She asked calmly: "Okay, if you have anything to say, just say it."
These words sound full of threat, "If you don't say it now, you won't be able to say it later."
Lin Xianyu blinked, she pulled the quilt to cover herself, and looked around calmly. After three seconds, she suddenly showed a horrified look: "Huh?"
"Brother Ren, what did you do? Why were you on my bed? Why was I wearing such shameful underwear?" Lin Xianyu looked in disbelief: "Could it be that you used the new one you got from the Little World game console on me?
A hypnotic spell!?”
Ren Suo ignored Lin Xianyu's tricks and asked with a confused look on his face: "Wait a minute, let me understand why you found this place?"
The five people looked at each other and Dong Chengling said: "Suo, you are indeed well prepared. You even unilaterally confused my command spell. I can only feel that you are in your nest."
Qiao Muyi also said: "You even used it to confuse the Eye of Truth. I can only see you playing games."
Gu Yueyan snorted: "But we are your wives. If you raise your tail, we will know that you have pooped and peed."
Luna: "Where did Suosuo get his tail...the one in front?"
Ren Xingmei smiled slightly and said: "A wise man will always make mistakes. Yes, brother, you have indeed taken countermeasures in all aspects in advance, but there is only one thing that completely reveals that you did not play games at all tonight."
Ren Suo racked his brains to think, but still couldn't figure it out, so he asked helplessly: "Where did I expose my flaw?"
Ren Xingmei: "We can see from the sbeam friend list that your last online time was 22 hours ago."