"...Although you look a bit embarrassed for not asking for it, your girl form is really beautiful, so I forgive you."
Zhao Huo looked at Ren Suo with disdain while chewing chicken wings and drinking beer, and said calmly.
I asked you a question, if you deny the triple + Ex, even a fool will know that there is something wrong with you!
Ren Suo had a bitter look on his face. He didn't expect that his dark history from ten years ago would be revealed. How could Zhao Huo, who only had muscles in his head, have an IQ that would rise to the top one day?
He asked: "When did you find out?"
"Ten years ago, after my wives and I got married, I honestly confessed to them that I almost cheated on my relationship." Zhao Huo said, "They checked the student roster with me, and finally determined who was in the college.
There is absolutely no such person as 'Xiaosuo', either I am dreaming, or someone is playing tricks on me."
"And you just changed your name to 'Xiao Suo (Suo)'. In their words, when we get together, I don't even need to change my title. I will just use this as your nickname..."
"Stop, stop, stop, the more you talk, the more disgusting you are." Ren Suo said he couldn't stand it.
Zhao Huo curled his lips: "You have the nerve to say it? How wonderful it was when we met, how hard I vomited that night. By the way, this is also one of the reasons why I can't get married to you. God knows if you have children.
female……"
Ren Suo directly used his foot to perform the "Wandering Refraction Rainbow Spiral Pile Driver" and kicked him over: "Fuck you, you said I could do it, how dare you talk about my child?"
Zhao Huo stretched out his right hand, orange flames emerged and condensed into armor, and he instantly used "Nergigante Armor" to firmly block Ren Suo's kick: "Okay, okay, I was wrong. Now you are wrong once and I am wrong once, everyone is even.
"
Ren Suo then took back his foot and continued to fry chicken with beer, and asked: "Then why didn't you tell me ten years ago?"
Zhao Huo looked at Ren Suo with eyes that cared for mentally retarded children: "Do you think 'the beautiful girl my brother turned into dumped me' is something worth telling others?"
Ren Suo shrugged: "I don't know, I haven't tried it. We ordinary people do our best just to live, and we are not as wonderful as you."
Zhao Huo raised his eyebrows slightly: "That's right, you have never been dumped by the beautiful girl transformed by your brother. After all, you haven't been dumped yet..."
Ren Suo quickly changed the subject: "Then you didn't tell me ten years ago, so you should have buried this secret in the grave. Why are you bringing up these old accounts now to scapegoat me?"
"I hate you...? You said it as if it was my fault." Zhao Huo twitched his lips: "Well, we have known each other for so many years. I think you seem to be in trouble tonight, and you are being chased by your own wife.
, so of course I have to take action."
Ren Suo looked confused: "Why did you take action?"
"As the saying goes, good fortune never comes in pairs, misfortunes never come singly. Why don't I make you more miserable?" Zhao Huo chuckled, then stopped his smile and said, "Do you still remember my last confession to Xiao Suo (Chapter 777)?
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Ren Suo: "Who would remember such a long thing? After I updated WeChat, the chat history was gone."
Zhao Huo drank a can of beer and said softly: "'I couldn't give you flowers when you were 17, but I hope I can drink with you when you are 27'... It's been exactly ten years now, and I can be considered to have achieved my goal.
The promise was made.”
"Oh, it's quite sensational." Ren Suo snorted: "Then should I turn into a beautiful girl, Xiao Suo, and toast you with a glass of wine?"
Zhao Huo took out a bottle of water of life with an alcohol content of 96% from the cabinet and placed it in front of Ren Suo with a bang: "Please!"
Ren Suo: "...I doubt that my anus will be covered with snow after I drink it."
"Speaking of the lack of security in the evening, why are you suddenly being chased by your wives tonight?" Zhao Huo looked curious: "The matter between you and Xiaojiu finally came to light? It's still in vain..."
Ren Suo spit out a sip of beer: "Don't slander me with your empty teeth! My lawyer is warning you!"
Zhao Huo instantly cast a defensive spell to block the splashing beer, holding his chin and smiling: "Let me think about it, it was probably September 21st last year - Xiaojiu's birthday?"
Ren Suo looked at Zhao Huo in shock, his jaw almost dropped, and he suddenly hid in the corner of the room and shivered: "You...you are following me?"
"You might as well follow Xiaojiu, it's more reasonable." Zhao Huo snorted: "My wife Xiaoshu told me!"
Ren Suo became even more frightened, and casually threw a green healing light at Zhao Huo's head: "What, your wife is following me!?"
"You want to eat shit!" Zhao Huo directly picked up the fried chicken legs and threw them over, and Ren Suo opened his mouth to bite them. "My wife also attended Xiaojiu's birthday dinner that day. She could tell at a glance that Xiaojiu had completed her girlhood before attending the dinner.
It’s time for a woman’s transformation.”
Ren Suo: "...how many girls did you harm before your wife could develop such a pair of golden eyes?"
Zhao Huo said angrily: "None! My only potential cheating partner is you! Xiao Shu is a therapeutic monk specializing in obstetrics and gynecology, gynecology and other fields. Is it unusual for her to have such vision? She doesn't even know
How many girls have I seen who tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time?"
Ren Suo: "I am also a healing monk! Why don't I have this kind of vision? No matter how I look at it, I think an otaku like you who has no nightlife is a virgin!"
Zhao Huo said: "Is it a virgin to have sex late at night!? You are prejudiced!"
They talked and talked and entered the trash talk time again. When they finished eating the fried chicken legs, Ren Suo said: "You have guessed everything wrong. The reason why I am being hunted is more incredible than what you said."
Zhao Huo raised his eyebrows slightly and his expression became serious: "What's going on?"
Is it because of the children's problems? Ren Suo and the children were involved in trouble?
Or is it that a new storm has emerged? Ren Suo can no longer be a daddy and wants to follow the Immortal Palace to save the world?
"Perhaps you may find it unbelievable, but in fact..." Ren Suo said word for word: "Xianyu and I have become close."
Zhao Huo: "..."
After three seconds, Zhao Huo directly picked up a chicken wing and smashed it over.
"Hey! Chicken! You!" He said with a look of disdain: "Who doesn't know this shit about you!? It's a waste of my expression."
Ren Suo looked shocked: "What, aren't Xianyu and I hidden very deeply? Don't you think she and I are just pure good friends?"
"Is there pure friendship between men and women? Yes, there must be, but you don't." Zhao Huo flexed his fingers and said, "The women who were familiar with you ten years ago include Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Gu
Yueyan, Lin Xianyu, and then you brought along a Luna and a younger sister, and picked up a Xiaojiu along the way, and to this day, you haven't let any of them go."
"It can be said that knowing you makes me feel very shameful. I suspect that when future generations look back on the glorious history of the Dragon King, they will definitely think that "knowing Ren Suo" is a deducted achievement of mine."
Ren Suo retorted: "Before you say this, look at the number of wives you have! Three of the four remaining soldiers are your wives!"
Zhao Huo stuck out his tongue and mocked: "I have less than half the number of wives you have. If you are a perfect scumbag, then I am a scumbag with 50%, and I am considered an unqualified scumbag!"
Zhao Huo suddenly remembered something, showed a knowing smile, snorted and said: "Speaking of this, you have to thank me. If I hadn't killed a dragon back then, do you think you would be able to follow me so energetically today?
Do I drink?"
Ren Suo opened his mouth to refute, but no word came out - because Zhao Huo was right.
If Zhao Huo hadn't killed the dragon back then, it would indeed be impossible for Ren Suo to live so freely and freely now.
Eight years ago, Zhao Huo, who was at level five cultivation, broke into an underground cave in a secret realm and fought a bloody battle with a black dragon that had been banned for thousands of years. He finally killed an adult dragon at the cost of one kick and one hand. Afterwards, Zhao Huo
Huo cut open the black dragon's heart and squeezed out three cups of the black dragon's blood. He drank one cup himself and drank one cup for Ren Suo, who rushed to the scene to treat him afterwards.
What is the use of the black dragon’s blood?
The official statement is: overall physical fitness is enhanced. This statement is indeed correct.
And the hidden effects of the Black Dragon's hard work... To put it simply, Zhao Huo and Ren Suo, except for the game nights they strive for every week, their nightlife is basically very fulfilling at other times. Their married life is particularly harmonious, with full attendance every day and daily updates.
He never asks for leave and is a hero among heroes.
By the way, the fertility rate of monks is really low. The stronger they are, the lower it is. The fourth turn is a turning point, which is comparable to men sterilizing women for menopause. Nowadays, if monks want to have children, they basically have to complete this life before the fourth turn.
event.
Of course, there are also benefits to having children after a high-level transformation - according to intranet surveys, the talents of children conceived after reaching a high-level transformation may be better.
But Ren Suo now has five children, and Zhao Huo has three children. They are two outliers among the monks. In addition to factors such as luck, their more critical reason is actually: quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes.
No matter how low the odds are, as long as you do it enough times, you can still succeed. Their examples perfectly illustrate the principle of "it takes hard work to grind an iron pestle into a needle."
Ren Suo suddenly remembered something and asked: "By the way, has Ren Zuo's son been born? Cheng Ling mentioned it to me before...it seems to be twins?"
Zhao Huo said: "Where did you get this gossip? They are obviously daughters, and they are not twins, but quintuplets! Five! I went to the Great Wall last time to take a look, and I felt that my daughter was cuter."
Ren Suo squirted, opened his left hand and stretched out five fingers: "Quintuplets!? Ren Zuo is so cool! It's been ten years of sharpening a sword, and the frost blade has never been tried. When an expert takes action, one sword can be divided into five shadows!"
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As mentioned above, after Zhao Huo slayed the dragon, he squeezed three cups of the black dragon's blood. He and Ren Suo shared two cups, and one cup was handed over to the Great Wall. As for who drank it... of course the leader came first.
After Ren Zuo came back in 1999, he completely solved the hidden dangers of champion blood within a few months. He is still responsible for basic theory and magic research. After all, there are too few facts in the world that are worthy of his attention. The pretentious business of the Great Wall is basically done by
You Jian came to take charge, but he was finally able to move around, and he and Tea Fairy enjoyed the great rivers and mountains of this world.
Within a few months, Ren Suo was taken over by Cha Xian'er. Three years later, Ren Suo and others attended his wedding ceremony as friends, but at that time everyone's attention was not on the bride and groom at all, but on the bride and groom.
Taking crazy photos of the best man - that was probably the only time You Jian wore a dress in his life. The next time he wants to see him, he has to wait until You Jian gets married.
The bridesmaid is also very interesting, because she is the bringer of disaster sent by the fairy palace.
In those three years, Ren Suo also played many games, among which he used "The Sound of Clear Spring" to ask the Disaster Bringer for help many times. You Jian Leng seized these opportunities and went to lick the Disaster Bringer every time.
After three full years, the Disaster Messenger was finally licked by him. It could be said that it was a typical dog licking that had everything you wanted until the end.
Ren Zuo also has a close relationship with the Immortal Palace, so Ren Suo helped the Disaster Bringer to attend the wedding. The Disaster Bringer also agreed to You Jian's engagement at the wedding, but if they wanted to get married, they would have to wait a while longer.
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After Ren Suo was promoted to the seventh level player, "Qingquan Liuxiang" evolved and added a small function: "Players can consume 10,000 hours of summoning time to permanently summon a game character, and can summon unlimited times in the game.
That game character."
Ten thousand hours is equivalent to 416 days. For Ren Suo, who had to spend the summonable time accurately to the second, it was simply an unattainable goal.
However, starting from 7-star games, the summoning time obtained by clearing high-star games basically starts from a few hours. Of course, the significant increase in rewards also means that the difficulty of the game has increased dramatically, and players often need to summon game characters to pass the level.
Thanks to Lin Xianyu's joining, the clearance efficiency of the Small World game console has been greatly improved, and the summoning time of "Qingquan Liuxiang" has also accumulated more and more, and now it has a full 9,000 hours. It is estimated that in another year or two, there will be another
After clearing several ten-star games, Ren Suo can redeem the Disaster Bringer from the Small World Game Console.
When Rensuo reaches level 10, he can clear 11-star, 12-star, and 13-star games, and the summoning time of "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" will accumulate faster.
In ten or twenty years, Ren Suo may be able to permanently summon all game characters into reality. This is also one of his current wishes.
Talking about Ren Zuo, Ren Zuo is undoubtedly a clear example of the fertility rate of monks. He must have studied many spells for himself to increase the probability, and they were strengthened by the blood of the black dragon. However, it still took seven years to achieve results.
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But this result is a bit scary!
One shot and five shots!
The monks in biology cried!
Based on this fertility ability alone, the strongest head of the Ren family in two thousand years must be Ren Zuo!
Ren Suo was amazed, suddenly thought of something, and asked: "All five are girls?"
Zhao Huo nodded: "They are all five, and they all seem to have inherited the blood of the Ren family."
Ren Suo touched his chin: "I think I can book a baby kiss with Ren Zuo..."
Zhao Huo saw that Ren Suo was still determined to be a traitor, so he sighed: "We'll kiss you again... There are five of them now, which one do you plan to order from?"
Ren Suo didn't say anything. Zhao Huo glanced at him for a few times and suddenly understood. He couldn't help but shake his head: "Ren Suo, put away your bold ideas. The five members of your family will at most make you kneel on the keyboard."
I won’t beat you to death, but Ren Zuo will really beat you to death.”
"And when I was watching the quintuplets, Youjian was staring at me from the side. As soon as I looked at him, I knew he was the kind of uncle who dotes on children. When the time comes, he will not only beat you, but even knock your son's sap.
, don’t say I didn’t remind you.”
When Ren Suo thought about it, he immediately gave up the idea of preparing a five-quarter wedding for his son, and sighed: "You don't want to, and it's not feasible to sit anywhere... What about Yu Kuangtu and Li Dan? I've been talking to you for a long time.
I haven’t seen them before…”
Zhao Huo smiled and said: "Of course you haven't seen it. They and Bai Ji are both affiliated with the global disaster response force. They need to deal with volcanic eruptions here and sudden typhoons and tsunamis. When I come back when I have time, I also go to find my wife and son on the hot bed. Where can I go?"
I will think of you, an idle member of society."
After Qin Lian graduated, he naturally became Yu Kuangtu's master; Li Dan and Yao Fei also had a good relationship five years ago. The wedding banquet of these two families was attended by Ren Suo's family.
Zhao Huo added: "Don't think about it. Both Li Dan and Yu Kuangtu have sons, and they seem to be the same age as your fourth and fifth sons. You might as well keep a close eye on your own daughter."
Ren Suo's eyes turned cold: "Oh, those boys dare to get close to my daughter, see if I don't slap them!"
Zhao Huo was secretly worried about Xiaotian. With such an unreliable father, if Xiaotian didn't practice quickly, he might be beaten by someone one day. It would be best if he could inherit his mother's awakening spell, at least
You can run faster.
After being drunk and full, Ren Suo hooked his fingers and said, "Hurry up and bring your cell phone."
Zhao Huo looked at his phone, nodded, patted his butt and said, "Follow me, I keep my extra phone in the living room."
Ren Suo followed Zhao Huo out of the bedroom, but the moment Ren Suo stepped out of the room, Zhao Huo suddenly burst into flames!
Orange dragon flames ignited on his body, and his aura boiled and exploded. He instantly transformed from a dead otaku into a fierce warrior!
Zhao Huo roared angrily: "Look directly at me, Zaizhong!"
"The Power of the Dragon King"!
No matter how strong Ren Suo was, he was still frightened by Zhao Huo at this moment!
Although Ren Suo used "God Descends to Earth" to escape from the state of mind control in the next second, at this time a hand suddenly stretched out from the side and firmly grasped Ren Suo's arm with supreme divine power!
The energy level of this power far exceeds the eighth level, and it will be useless even if you try to avoid it!
"co~co~da~yo~(here)" Luna tilted her head and looked at Ren Suo, grinning: "Yeah, it was Luna who caught Suo Suo, Luna won!"
Ren Suo's eyes widened angrily and he looked at Zhao Huo in disbelief: "You betrayed me!?"
"I just want to be a good person now, and do you think I will really write off the fact that you deceived me by transforming into a beautiful girl?" Zhao Huo leaned against the wall and said faintly: "Give me a chance, I actually
I just want to see you being beaten by your own wife."
Ren Suo shouted: "Damn it! I will tell your daughter what happened back then! Just wait to be despised by your own daughter!"
"If my misfortune can shatter your happiness." Zhao Huo had a 'martyr' expression on his face: "Then everything will be worth it."
Luna opened her right hand, revealing a triangular rune glowing with purple and blue light in her palm: "Sosuo~ Let's go home~"
Ren Suo started brainstorming in his mind, using thousands of spells and magical powers. Ren Suo found a way to break the situation in an instant——
"Meow~~~~"
Ren Suo's meow was the purification of cat language that condensed his whole life. It was meowing with a twist, it was sharp yet long-lasting, and it was elegant and imbued with urgency. All the cats within a radius of dozens of miles woke up when they heard it!
Luna was stunned for a moment, blushed and twisted her waist, but still said resolutely: "No! Sister Ling wants me to take you back! We will talk about the birth of the baby later!"
Ren Suo's expression became as sad as the blue Danube, and his voice turned like a maze: "Meow~~inside~~"
Luna's body trembled when she heard this, and she couldn't help but let go of Ren Suo's hand.
Ren Suo's eyes flashed, right now——
"Want to run?"
The moonlight filtered through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the villa and draped over Ren Suo like a veil. Gu Yueyan silently approached Ren Suo and placed a palm on Ren Suo's chest!
"Wherever the light reaches, I can reach it." Gu Yueyan said softly: "Mr. Suo, the moonlight is beautiful tonight."
Before Ren Suo had time to react, the sealed "Command Spell" on his body was unsealed. The space spell Dong Chengling left on it took effect instantly, allowing Ren Suo to jump directly in space.
In the blink of an eye, Ren Suo returned to a familiar place.
Ren Suo looked around for a moment, confirming that there was no one around, and couldn't help but be slightly startled.
How could there be no one? Then what's the use of them arresting me? I can run away at any time now...
But when he saw clearly the room he was in, Ren Suo's expression suddenly changed!
The room was very messy. The sponge floor covering the entire room was filled with various toys, various picture books, and various dolls. In the toy box where the toys should be placed, there were several packages of snacks that had been opened but not eaten.
The small bookshelf where books should be placed also contains several clay figures - not Zhao Huo's expensive clay figures, but handmade products made by himself.
However, the five small beds were empty, and the quilts were all lifted up. Ren Suo touched it and found that there was still a trace of warmth on them. He quickly opened the door and ran out, shouting: "Xiaotian, Wuxia——"
"dad!"
A little girl in a nightgown flew over. Ren Suo activated "Time Wandering" and carefully caught her, scolding in a low voice: "Don't jump so high next time! It's easy to hit your head!"
Five-year-old Wu Xia chuckled, and suddenly squeaked away from Ren Suo's face: "Dad! You smell of alcohol!"
"Daddy, daddy -" Two soft and waxy milk sounds sounded in perfect synchronization. Two-year-old Heiyin and two-year-old Xiyue staggered over holding hands. Ren Suo knelt down and put down Wuxia, and rubbed his two daughters.
The little head asked, "Do you miss daddy?"
"I think!" Heiyin and Xiyue replied loudly.
Ren Suo's heart almost melted, and he suddenly asked with a straight face: "Xiaotian, why didn't you take your sisters to bed so late? Zai, dad is very disappointed in you."
Before six-year-old Xiaotian could say anything, four-year-old Xingshi said loudly: "It's not my fault, brother! It was sister Xianyu who woke us up!"
"Are you scared? Do you blame me?" Lin Xianyu, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room and playing with his mobile phone, looked confused.
Xiaotian shook his head and said calmly: "It's my fault. I felt a spiritual energy fluctuation when I was sleeping, so I came out to see what was going on, and then I found that my mothers were gone. I thought something had happened, so I called my sisters to get up.
Waiting for mom and dad to come back."
At this moment, the spiritual energy suddenly vibrated one after another, and Luna, Gu Yueyan, Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Ren Xingmei and Xiaojiu appeared in the living room at the same time.
Ren Suo's expression froze, but now that he was being held by Wu Xia, Xi Yue and Hei Yin, he could only sigh deeply.
Dong Chengling smiled slightly and said, "Dear, welcome home."
