"But this time, your snow sculpture ancestor grandma will help you, and your cultivation will improve. Come down the mountain quickly, I'm hungry."
"Grandma Ferret, are you still eating?"
how to eat?
"Why can't I eat? I have been hungry for hundreds of years. I eat cold air every day. I want to eat chicken, eat chicken."
"Grandma still plays games?"
"You're such a big-headed kid, let's eat roast chicken."
It's really fierce.
Although Zhu Tianlei didn't know how this strange ferret grandma who appeared out of thin air in his head ate, he had to say that the appearance of this ferret grandma relieved his previously depressed mood.
There was a roast chicken kitchen, so Zhu Tianlei avoided the restaurant and went directly to the kitchen.
"Chicken, I want to eat, I want to eat."
Zhu Tianlei had no appetite at first, but after the voice of Grandma Ferret rang in his mind, he suddenly couldn't help drooling when he looked at the roasted chicken, and then he grabbed the roasted chicken and started to eat it.
"delicious....."
At the same time, the voice of Grandma Ferret kept coming and going in my head.
Soon, a roast chicken was eaten until only a skeleton was left.
"I still need to eat, I still need to eat..."
Zhu Tianlei already felt that his belly was bloated, but as soon as the voice in his head rang, he uncontrollably grabbed another roast chicken.
...
Zhu Tianlei ate four roast chickens all the time.
"Not bad, not bad, tastes good, burp... Brat, if you still have a conscience, grandma, I'll take a nap first, and then I'll teach you how to practice, brat!"
"Hey, grandma..."
"Hulu...Hulu..."
A snoring sound sounded in Zhu Tianlei's mind.
My day!
Grandma, your sleep comes too soon!
This time, there was no other voice in his mind, and Zhu Tianlei breathed a sigh of relief. If his grandmother heard what he had cursed just now, he would definitely be furious again.
Zhu Tianlei quietly returned to his house from the kitchen.
My belly is about to explode.
As night falls, the lanterns and colored lights on the entire Piaomiao Peak are lit up. Looking out the window, it is colorful.
...
"Brother Zhu, happy New Year. My brothers and sisters and I wish to send you New Year greetings to Brother Zhu!"
On WeChat, Zhu Tianlei received a video of New Year greetings from several of Lu Tiangen's children. All of them were wearing brand-new clothes, especially Xiao Qi, who was wearing a red Tang suit. Her rosy little face looked like a ripe tomato, and her big eyes were blinking.
Zhu Tianlei pouted, he looked like a little angel carved in pink and jade. No one would associate the child in front of him with the child who was nestled on the sofa that day, wearing rags and having frostbite on his hands and feet.
Zhu Tianlei edited a blessing text message for everyone. There were not many words, but every word was Zhu Tianlei's most sincere wish from the bottom of his heart.
What surprised Zhu Tianlei the most was receiving a blessing video from Bamuluf. East Africa must not have passed the Lunar New Year, but as China's national power becomes stronger and stronger, more and more Chinese people are engaged in various fields around the world.
Through various jobs, Chinese culture has slowly been spread to the world.
Bamuluf also wore a Chinese tunic suit and a melon-pipe hat on his head, which was very funny.
Bamuluf paid Zhu Tianlei New Year greetings, expressed his gratitude to Zhu Tianlei again, and invited Zhu Tianlei to go to East Africa when he has time.
...
This year has brought disappointments and regrets to Zhu Tianlei, but he has also gained something, of course, if the grandma in his head counts.
Zhu Tianlei did not keep up the New Year's Eve, Xiao Ma drank too much, and was carried back to the room by Lan Wei.
Even Lao Lan was the same, he was also very drunk.
The night is like water, except for the colorful lights in the yard, everything becomes quiet.
"You brat, you're still sleeping, the sun is shining on your butt. Get up quickly and practice."
Zhu Tianlei was startled.
He sat up suddenly.
It took him a while to realize that the person speaking was Grandma Ferret in his head.
Zhu Tianlei turned his head and glanced outside. It's not yet dawn, right?
"You brat, do you know that when Ling Xiao Shou was your age, he had to practice for five or six hours every day? Get up quickly."
"Grandma, today is the first day of the Lunar New Year."
"First time, get up quickly, or I'll spank you."
Big ass?
how to spell?
Butt his head into your ass?
"Jie Jie Jie, you don't believe it, do you brat?"
Bang bang bang!
My day!
Zhu Tianlei jumped up from the bed as if he had seen a ghost. His butt was really spanked. What was going on? Is this ferret grandma a ghost?
"What the hell, you've already told your grandma that I am the ferret fairy. If you dare to talk nonsense again, grandma, I will take off your pants and beat you."
Zhu Tianlei felt a chill.
He believed it now, and he also believed that it was entirely possible for this grandma to do such a thing.
Zhu Tianlei got up.
It was the first time I got up reluctantly.
Moreover, Grandma Grandma requested that Zhu Tianlei must wash his face with cold water, no, to be precise, ice water. Grandma Grandma said that the day's plan begins in the morning, and this morning must start with washing his face with ice water.
Although Zhu Tianlei had no idea what was going on with his grandma's strange logic, and even thought it was ridiculous, but in view of his grandma's threat of stripping off his pants and spanking her, Zhu Tianlei had no choice but to comply.
"Grandma, since you are a fairy, why don't you ascend and attach yourself to Lingyun Mace?"
This is Zhu Tianlei's question.
"Huh, what's so good about being a god?"
Grandma Ferret sounded very disdainful.
But Zhu Tianlei felt that Grandma Ferret didn't tell the truth. Why is it not good to be a god? If it is not good, why are so many people trying their best to ascend? Even the First Emperor is not exempt from the secular world.
"You brat, if you dare to question your grandma again, then don't blame your grandma for being rude to you."
Snapped!
Zhu Tianlei's head was shocked.
"Go to the Skystone."
Zhu Tianlei was shocked for no apparent reason and had to listen to this grandma's words.
Because he has no idea, people are in his head, and even if he wants to drive them out, he doesn't know where to start.
When Zhu Tianlei arrived at Qingtian Stone, his grandmother asked him to sit down cross-legged.
"Now, hold your breath and focus all your thoughts on your right hand. Remember, it must be all your thoughts."
Zhu Tianlei didn't know why, but he still focused all his thoughts on his right hand as Grandma Ferret said. Soon, he felt something emerging from the palm of his right hand, but the trace was very faint.
,can not see clearly.
"No distractions."
Another violent shock.
Zhu Tianlei could only close his eyes. This time, he really didn't dare to be distracted anymore.
But he could clearly feel that something in his palm was slowly becoming clearer, and even had a texture.
"Open your eyes!"
Zhu Tianlei opened his eyes and saw something appearing in the palm of his right hand.
It is shorter than a sword and longer than a dagger, and there is a piece of milky white jade on the handle.
"This is... Lingyun's trump card?"
Zhu Tianlei immediately called out the name of this thing. (To be continued)