As soon as Zhu Tianlei arrived at the door of the waiting hall, Song Bainian greeted him with a look of joy on his face.
"You brat, I'm afraid you won't come!"
Well!
Zhu Tianlei looked at Song Bainian's unabashed joy and suddenly felt very funny.
"Dear passengers, the K788 train bound for Shangchuan is about to leave. Please sit according to the seat number on the ticket..."
On the train, the announcer's sweet voice rang out. Song Bainian and Zhu Tianlei had found their own bunks. However, because they bought tickets a little late and the ticket sellers were rampant, Song Bainian and Zhu Tianlei's bunks were not together.
"It's okay, put your things away first, and let's go outside the carriage for a while!"
The air in the carriage was not very good, and Song Bainian had mild asthma, so Zhu Tianlei nodded naturally.
When the two people walked to the train connection, there were already two people standing at the door, with their backs to Zhu Tianlei and Song Bainian, talking quietly.
Song Bainian looked at the passing scenery outside and took a deep breath.
"Tian Lei, do you know where I am from?"
"Dean Song is not from Yunhai?"
Song Bainian's accent was exactly the same as Yunhai's. Zhu Tianlei never thought that Song Bainian was not from Yunhai.
"I'm from Shangchuan."
"A person from Shangchuan?"
Zhu Tianlei was surprised. Shangchuan is more than 3,000 kilometers away from Yunhai. Basically, one is in the south and the other is in the north. Shangchuan's accent is even stronger.
"Yes, I left Shangchuan with my grandmother when I was fifteen years old. In the blink of an eye, it has been almost forty years!"
Song Bainian's eyes showed deep emotion.
"Dean Song, why is this medical conference held in Shangchuan?"
Zhu Tianlei has always felt confused. The country is so big and there are many places with good transportation and material conditions. On the other hand, Shangchuan is located in a remote place and the various hardware and software conditions are far behind other cities. It is so difficult to choose such a place for a meeting.
, indeed very strange.
"I don't know either, but maybe we'll find out when we go to Shangchuan!"
After these words, the two people did not communicate anymore, but each looked at the scenery outside the train.
Yunhai City is mountainous, and there are many high mountains. In the early years, when environmental pollution was not serious, the fog in Yunhai City was very heavy, and the mist shrouded it like a sea of clouds, so it was named Yunhai City.
But at this time, the train was speeding, gradually moving away from the sea of clouds, the terrain gradually became gentle, and the natural landscape and the sea of clouds slowly began to show differences.
It was Zhu Tianlei's first trip away from home. Although he had seen too many storms, he was still a young man in his early twenties at heart, and it was inevitable that he would feel a sense of novelty in his heart.
Song Bonian had been away for a long time, and Zhu Tianlei was still watching with gusto from the car window.
At this moment, Zhu Tianlei suddenly felt something hard on his waist.
"Don't move. If you want to die, don't say anything and take out the money!"
Zhu Tianlei was stunned?
Is this robbery?
Zhu Tianlei glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that the person who robbed him was one of the two people standing on the other side of the carriage.
Unexpectedly, he would encounter such a thing on his first long trip by train.
"Why are you smiling? You're so numb and stupid? You're so heartless?"
Seeing Zhu Tianlei smiling, the man looked very unhappy. The more he looked like this, the more funny Zhu Tianlei felt.
He didn't know why, but he suddenly remembered a movie he had seen before. In it, a comedian played a robber, but he failed and was laughed at by the passengers. The robber yelled at the passengers: Why are you laughing? You are serious.
Point, it’s robbery!
The current plot is so similar to that in the movie!
"You want to rob?"
"You idiot, there is so much nonsense, take out the money quickly, or I will stab you to death!"
Seeing that Zhu Tianlei was not only not afraid, but also smiling, the robber felt insulted and increased the strength of his hand.
"Okay, okay, you want money, right? You pay for it yourself, and it's all packed inside. When traveling far away, I'm afraid of encountering thieves or robbers, but I didn't expect that I actually encountered them!"
Zhu Tianlei looked like he thought he was unlucky and had lost money to avoid disaster. Only then did the robber feel slightly satisfied.
"Come here and take out the money!"
The robber whispered to the other robber who was standing guard.
The other robber's eyes lit up and he hurriedly came over.
"Where is it? Where is the money?"
"Damn it, I told you it was in his pocket. Don't wait any longer. Hurry up. My hand is sore when holding the knife!"
"I'll pay it now!"
The robber was obedient. He raised his left hand and reached inside Zhu Tianlei's jacket, tinkering with him left and right.
"I touched it, it's such a big package!"
The robber's eyes turned green with excitement.
"Take it out quickly, take it out!"
The robber holding the knife also sounded extremely excited, constantly urging his companions to move faster.
"Huh? What is this?"
The robber took out something and found it was a small silver-gray cloth bag. He squeezed it and found it was very hard and didn't look like money at all.
"Give it to me quickly, this is my family heirloom, you..."
Zhu Tianlei looked anxious.
"Shut up! Heirloom, dick, open it and take a look!"
The robber became even more excited when he heard the word "heirloom". Heirloom, if he got a snuff bottle or something like Tang Minghuang's portable snuff bottle, he would give it away.
"Paralyzed, what is this?"
The robber opened the cloth bag with excitement and anxiety. There were no antiques as expected, only rows of embroidery needles.
"Oh, don't you know? I am a descendant of Hua Tuo. These needles are all left by Hua Tuo. They have been passed down to my generation for the 58th generation."
Zhu Tianlei said it very seriously.
"Are you serious?"
The two robbers looked at Zhu Tianlei, then at the silver needle in his hand, and asked doubtfully.
"Of course it's true. You have kidney yin deficiency. You often have heat in the soles of your feet, dry mouth and tongue. No matter how much you drink water, it can't be solved. You are resistant to sexual intercourse and wake up frequently at night, especially in the morning..."
The robber looked at Zhu Tianlei as if he had seen a ghost.
"Oh my god, it's amazing!"
The robber's mouth was open, and it would not be an exaggeration to stuff an egg into it.
"Show me again, miracle doctor!"
Seeing that Zhu Tianlei described his companion's symptoms so accurately, the other robber couldn't hold himself back and for a time forgot his identity as a robber.
"You have low energy, get tired easily, are afraid of the cold, have pain in your waist and knees, have trouble having sex, and often have premature ejaculation..."
The robber's eyes also widened.
"Miracle doctor, you really are Hua Tuo. Since you can see what's wrong with us, you can definitely cure it, right?"
The robber took back the knife, pulled Zhu Tianlei's sleeve and begged.
When Zhu Tianlei saw the 'knife' in the opponent's hand, he laughed rudely.
Can the robbery be more professional? Only with input can there be output. How much is this knife? Two yuan or one yuan?
Zhu Tianlei flicked the plastic blade, which was similar to a piece of paper, and looked at the two people, with black lines covering their foreheads.
"The two of us picked this up from the trash can. We originally wanted to steal it, but we didn't want to rob it, but seeing as you are well-dressed and have no strength..."
puff!
Zhu Tianlei chewed on the robber's words, well, he is powerless! (To be continued)