The sword, shining with golden light, flew out with a whoosh and hit the vixen in the chest.
The vixen screamed in pain, and after a burst of white smoke, there was a fox corpse on the ground.
"It's bad luck for you if you meet me!" Taoist Priest Simu took out a yellow talisman and threw it towards the corpse.
The yellow talisman fell on the fox's body, and a raging fire suddenly broke out, and a foul smell hit his face.
After doing all this, Taoist Master Simu picked up the lost Bagua mirror, hummed a tune and walked towards his zombie. He seemed to be in a good mood.
"Taoist priest..." Wang Xu jumped out of the grass when he saw the four-eyed Taoist priest coming back.
"Wow!" Someone suddenly appeared in front of him. Taoist priest Simu was startled, and he stared loudly and shouted: "What are you doing? If you scare people, they will scare them to death!"
"Taoist priest makes atonement, I am a lost passerby, may I ask..."
"Don't ask, except for me, no hunter would walk on this forest path. Don't say you are a lost passerby. I don't believe you even if you say it. I don't care if you are a tomb robber or just looking for excitement. This
The woods are very dangerous at night, so I advise you to go back to where you came from."
Without waiting for Wang Xu to speak, Taoist Priest Simu took his sword, rang the bell, and left with his zombies.
Wang Xu was choked heavily. He looked at Taoist Priest Simu's back and said loudly: "One tael of gold, I want to make friends with Taoist Priest!"
"A poor Taoist regards money as dirt. One tael of gold, huh, you can't buy a friend like me!" Taoist Master Four Eyes did not look back, and kept chasing the zombies.
A smile flashed in Wang Xu's eyes. Since he regards money as dirt, why would he say it out loud?
"Twelve taels of gold!"
"Well, I regard money as dirt, but I am the most willing to help others. I am determined to make you my friend."
Even faster than when he left, Taoist Priest Four-Eyed ran back with a smile, tricked little Luoli into looking like a lollipop, and asked Wang Xu, "What's the matter with you?"
"The Taoist priest is really funny."
Wang Xu took out a small gold ingot, placed it directly in Taoist Priest Simu's hand, and asked: "Taoist Priest, I would like to ask if there is a master living next door to your house?"
"Master, are you talking about a monk?" Taoist Priest Four Eyes looked at Wang Xu up and down with scrutiny on his face, and asked: "Are you a monk with hair, a little hemorrhoids between his eyebrows, and everyone he sees calls him Amitabha?"
"Yes, does that master live next door to your house?"
When Wang Xu asked this question, Taoist Master Simu's face turned dark and he raised his voice: "Are you a friend of the monk?"
"No, I was just asking."
"It's okay if it's not. The monk's friend is not my friend. If you are looking for the monk, I won't play with you."
Taoist Priest Simu's expression softened a bit, and after he finished speaking, he was still muttering: "I'm just telling you, a monk who doesn't have anything to do with giving birth to a son, how can he have any friends?"
The corner of Wang Xu's mouth twitched. Where did the monk come from? Although the master was not a monk or a monk, he was an eminent Buddhist monk.
However, he would not say this, because with the four-eyed Taoist priest and the non-gradual monk, the world of the zombie uncle is gone.
To be honest, Wang Xu grew up watching Lin Zhengying's zombie movies. Although the man in front of him is not Uncle Ying, he has served as Uncle Ying's younger brother in many movies. He is one of the few zombie movies other than Uncle Ying who can
A Taoist priest that people will remember.
Now that the origin of World No. 5 was confirmed, Wang Xu became more energetic and asked: "Taoist Priest, can I come to your house to sit down? I like to make friends very much, especially someone as capable as Taoist Priest."
friend."
Taoist Priest Simu glanced at Wang Xu and said, "Okay, but I'm going to say something ugly in front of you. I won't rob tombs. This has nothing to do with personality or money, but the rules of our Maoshan sect."
"Taoist Master, I'm really not a tomb robber." Wang Xu didn't want to take the blame, so he quickly explained. 22
The four-eyed Taoist priest sneered and signaled Wang Xu to follow him, while ringing the bell to drive away the zombies. He said without looking back: "If you're not a tomb robber, what are you? You came to this ghost place at night, wearing a Bagua mirror around your neck.
You carry a mahogany sword on your back. Don't tell me that you are traveling with me. I am not blind yet. And look at your hands. The joints are thick and big. It is obvious that you are practicing kung fu horizontally. I can tell at a glance that you are a
"Xiling Lishi."
The Taoist priest with four eyes looked like he was smiling but not smiling, as if he had seen through everything.
Wang Xu shook his head slightly. Taoist Priest Simu had already said everything, so what else could he say?
Since he doesn't believe it, there's no need to explain it. Facts speak louder than words. There will be a long time to come, and there will always be a time when people's hearts will be convinced.
"Grave robber, what's your name? This forest is not peaceful, haven't you encountered anything weird?" Taoist Priest Four Eyes chased the zombies away and asked him one sentence at a time.
When Wang Xu heard this, his heart moved slightly, and he said: "Taoist Priest, just call me Wang Xu. In this forest, I met an old lady with a cat face who ate dead babies, and I even had sex with her.
Now, please tell me what level this cat-faced old lady is among zombies?"
"Old lady with a cat face, is this a corpse that was deceived by a cat?" Taoist Master Four Eyes thought for a moment and asked, "What color is the fur on its body?"
"this..."
Wang Xu thought about it and vaguely remembered that the cat-faced old lady seemed to be covered in a layer of white hair with a hint of cyan, so he replied: "Mainly white, a little green."
"The unconventional zombies are called walking zombies. They don't have any intelligence and can only rely on instinct to move. Above the walking zombies are zombies, which are divided into white-haired zombies, green-haired zombies, black-haired zombies, purple-haired zombies, flying zombies, and drought demons.
.If I guessed correctly, what you encountered was a white-haired zombie, a white-haired zombie that is evolving into a green-haired zombie. It seems that you are pretty good at it!"
Taoist Priest Simu glanced at Wang Xu unexpectedly and said with a smile: "Ordinary tomb robbers can only deal with walking corpses or ordinary white-haired zombies. You can even deal with this kind of thing that is about to turn green. In your case,
In this industry, he is considered to be the top master."
"Haha..." Wang Xu smiled with a smile on his face, but he was thinking mmp in his heart.
It's not over yet, it's not like you saw the tomb robber, why can't you still get rid of the title of tomb robber?
Seeing that Wang Xu's expression was not so good, Taoist Master Four Eyes shrugged and said: "Now that we are in the Republic of China, zombies with black hair and above are very rare. Anyway, I have been killing demons and slaying demons for so many years, just like the master.
I saw a purple-haired zombie once. However, because of the warlords' rule, there were a lot more white-haired zombies. Green-haired zombies can also be seen occasionally. If the founder knew that we were full of food because of the war, I don't know if he would
Come to life with anger!”
"Is it the period of warlord separatism?" Wang Xu had an initial impression of the era after hearing Taoist Master Simu's words.
However, he is more interested in zombies and ghosts. According to Taoist Master Four Eyes, his strength corresponds to the level of zombies, which should be exceeded by white-haired zombies, while green-haired zombies are not satisfied with this level.
Wang Xu couldn't help but be curious about the level of Taoist Priest Simu.
Looking at the situation just now, the vixen in his hands was as simple as me beating my son, and it was very touching to watch.
"Taoist Priest, what level of zombies can you deal with?" Looking at Taoist Priest with calm eyes, Wang Xu couldn't help but ask what was in his heart.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes touched his nose. He didn't know if he was bragging or if it was true. He replied: "White-haired zombies and green-haired zombies are trivial to me. If I am prepared, black-haired zombies can do it too."
Let’s fight. But the most powerful one is my senior brother, my senior brother..."
"What's wrong with your senior brother?" Wang Xu couldn't help but ask after hearing that Taoist Master Simu and his senior brother were there.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes shook his head, not wanting to mention this, and waved his hands and said: "Forget it, my senior brother is the most boring person. When I mention him, my heart beats. Let's talk about something else."
"Strange, in the movie Uncle Zombie, it is not said that Taoist priest Four Eyes has a senior brother. However, a junior brother appeared and escorted the body of a Mongolian prince back to the grassland. Halfway through, the coffin was struck by lightning, releasing the black-haired zombie inside.
Come on, you can't die anymore."
Wang Xu thought this, and thought a little in his heart, "No, the movie Uncle Zombie seems to be part of the Mr. Zombie series. In many zombie movies, Taoist Master Four Eyes appears as Uncle Ying's younger brother. Could it be that...
The senior fellow Taoist Four Eyes mentioned is Uncle Ying. This is not the zombie uncle’s plane, but the zombie movie collection plane?”