Taoist priest Simu is a wealthy man, and his house is built close to mountains and rivers, making it look very grand.
Next door to Taoist Master Shimoku, there is a building of the same style. According to the plot of the movie, it should be the home of Master Ikkyu.
"Jia Le, Jia Le?"
Taoist priest Simu kicked open the fence door and shouted twice into the yard, but unfortunately no one answered.
Wang Xu and Taoist Master Simu walked into the yard, looked inside through the window, and found a man lying in the living room, holding a pillow and snoring.
"This is my apprentice Qian Jiale, who grew up with me. This brat dared to sleep in even though he knew I was coming back today. I can't forgive him." Taoist Priest Simu nodded to Wang Xu, indicating that he didn't want to.
Alarming Jia Le, he then walked to the firewood pile and picked up a pile of unchopped wood.
"The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, the walking corpse has spirit, the walking corpse has sex, listen to my orders!" Taoist Master Simu held a yellow talisman, swept it in front of the zombies one by one, and stuffed the wooden stick into the hands of the zombies.
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After doing all this, the four-eyed Taoist priest nodded with satisfaction, and the yellow talisman in his hand burned without fire, saying: "The heaven and earth are clear spirits, wind and fire armor soldiers. The curse orders, if you hear it, you will beat it. If you hear it, you will beat it. If you hear it, it will be the order."
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Whoosh!!
Upon hearing the order, the zombies raised their hands and opened their eyes one by one.
The zombies here don't just apply white powder to the actors and deal with them casually.
From Wang Xu's position, the zombies' open eyes were filled with lifeless gray. Some of them even had bugs crawling around in their eye sockets due to the passage of time, which made them look particularly disgusting.
"Get in!"
Taoist Priest Four Eyes has been dealing with zombies all year round. He doesn't care about the appearance of these zombies at all. He opens the door with a smile and points at the room.
Upon hearing the order, the zombies jumped in with wooden sticks in hand and quickly formed a circle around Qian Jiale.
"Hmph, let's see how you die!"
Taoist priest Simu walked up and twisted Qian Jiale's thigh.
If it were a normal person, he would have screamed "Oh!", but Qian Jiale did not scream, but hugged the pillow tightly, huddled up and remained silent.
"Oh, you brat..."
Bang bang bang!!
If you hear it, you will beat it. If you hear it, you will beat it. When the zombies on both sides received the order, they immediately waved their wooden sticks and beat them.
Although Taoist Master Four Eyes knew magic, he did not know how to practice Kung Fu. The stick hit him so much that he screamed on the spot.
"Pfft!" Qian Jiale was lying on the chair sleeping. In fact, he had woken up long ago and saw the master doing it outside, so he kept silent until he beat him to death.
Now, after bursting into laughter, Qian Jiale quickly shut up, huddled up into a ball again and started pretending to sleep.
He can't help but pretend to be asleep. He is a master who hates the poor and loves the rich, and he also wants to save face. If he goes to help now, not only will he not get any good, but he will be punished severely.
"Taoist Priest, can you do it?" Wang Xu couldn't help but laugh when he saw Taoist Priest Simu being beaten up.
Of course Taoist Master Four Eyes would not admit that he was incompetent. He covered his head and shouted: "Why can't it be done? The sky is so bright and the earth is so smart, oh, hey..."
Before he finished reciting the mantra, Taoist Master Simu stopped reciting it after a few strokes of the stick.
Wang Xu shook his head, took two quick steps and rushed forward, blocking Taoist Priest Simu with one hand.
Bang bang bang...
There was a crisp sound, and the wooden stick hit Wang Xu's arm again and again.
Unlike Taoist Priest Four's screams, the smile on Wang Xu's face did not change at all, and the wooden sticks that hit his arm were broken one after another.
"It's good to know magic, but compared to warriors, a mage's body is too weak, and there's still a long way to go to become a warrior!" This thought flashed through his mind, but Wang Xu didn't stop, and he just swept away thousands of armies.
Focus on yourself and sweep away with your fist.
Along the way, all the zombies he hit flew away without saying a word, just like a bowling ball that was knocked away, and there was no one who could defeat them.
"Taoist Priest, are you okay?" Wang Xu stretched out his hand and helped Taoist Priest Simu up.
My eyes were long, my nose was bruised, my face was swollen, and I was grimacing in pain, but I was still unconvinced and threatened, "I asked them to help me loosen my muscles and bones. Why, it can't work?"
"Haha!" Wang Xu smiled softly. He could see that this guy was a tough talker.
Taoist Master Simu is fine now, but Qian Jiale is completely the opposite.
Thinking that he was not only ugly in front of Wang Xu, Taoist Priest Simu looked at Qian Jiale who was pretending to sleep, but his eyes were different. Without hesitation, he kicked him out and cursed: "You traitor!"
Whoosh!!
Qian Jiale was pretending to be asleep when he was kicked in the butt. He flew into the air and fell to the ground with a loud bang.
"Master, don't hit me, I know I was wrong!" Qian Jiale fell to the ground and simply knelt on the ground and twisted his ears with his hands.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes had a sneer on his face. The smile twitched the corners of his mouth. He frowned in pain and cursed: "If you don't go to work when you wake up, take the zombie to the morgue, and then make breakfast for me."
No, you'll be in trouble."
"Thank you, Master." Qian Jiale was overjoyed when he heard that he didn't need to be punished. He blinked at Wang Xu and ran away.
Seeing Qian Jiale shaking the bell to lure the zombies out again, Wang Xu swept the dust on his sleeves with his hand and asked: "Taoist Master, how long has your apprentice been with you?"
"More than ten years ago, when I picked him up, he couldn't walk yet." Taoist Priest Simu's eyes flashed with emotion, then he pointed to the chair and said: "You can sit down wherever you want, I'll give you some medicine."
, I’ll talk about it later if I have anything to say.”
Taoist Priest Simu covered his face and left, leaving Wang Xu alone in the room.
Wang Xu did not sit and wait, but looked at the layout of the room and walked around the living room.
The living room is very large, inconspicuous at first glance, but revealing a lot on closer inspection.
Facing the door of the living room, there is an offering table with a copper coin sword and a portrait of the ancestor.
Looking above the head, it is even more unusual. Bundles of yellow packages are hung in mid-air, and the exposed areas are all traces of cinnabar.
Wang Xu looked at Taoist Priest Simu's room, jumped up slightly, and unwrapped a yellow package.
Suddenly, the yellow cloth fell down, and it was two feet long. On it was written in cinnabar: "The Lord of the Beidou Shaking Light Star is here!"
"That's the Big Dipper Flag. I heard the master talk about it, but I've never seen him use it." While Wang Xu was watching, Qian Jiale came in with bowls and chopsticks and asked, "Who are you? Why?
Did you come back with my master?"
"My name is Wang Xu, and I am you..." Wang Xu paused for a moment and said, "I am your master's friend."
"It's strange, my master is obsessed with money, and he loves money the most. This is the first time I heard that he has friends!" Qian Jiale said with a sigh, put down the bowl and chopsticks and left.
Wang Xu followed him out and walked to the kitchen only to find that the rice porridge and sweet potatoes had been prepared long ago. He couldn't help but ask: "When did you make them?"
"You really think I slept until dawn. I got up before four o'clock to do morning homework. I went to cook for morning homework last night, and then I went to sleep for a while after finishing my work." Qian Jiale said,
While putting the sweet potatoes on the plate, I picked up seven or eight pieces before giving up.
Wang Xu took the initiative to take the plate, looked at the side dishes on the side, and asked, "Why didn't you tell your master? He thought you slept until dawn and forgot that he was back today."
"I'm going to be punished even if I say it. I'm used to his routine. If you want to blame me, it's because I woke up late." Qian Jiale put the lid on the pot, then seemed to remember something, and said hurriedly: "Please help me bring the food.
, I’ll go next door and ask the master to come for breakfast.”
Qian Jiale put down the lid of the pot and ran away. Wang Xu looked in the direction he ran away and saw an old monk in white walking out with the support of a girl.
"Master Yixiu played by Wu Ma, Qingqing played by Li Lizhen." Seeing these two people, Wang Xu narrowed his eyes and thought to himself: "We have Taoist Master Simu, Qian Jiale also has us, plus Master Yixiu and Qingqing."
Qingqing, the script of Uncle Zombie seems to be missing a zombie."