Chapter 125 The old yellow dog is about to become a sperm
"Tanghulu, sweet and crispy candied haws!"
"Candy man, two coins for one, no money for it if it's not sweet."
"Douhua, freshly baked bean curd..."
Four days later, after traveling day and night, Wang and Xu finally arrived at Renjiazhuang.
Renjiazhuang is an important town in the south with convenient transportation links. Although it is just a town, it is no worse than a county town.
Taoist priest Simu's senior brother, Uncle Ying, opened a village in the town. He usually worked as a Feng Shui master and was a model of Taoism hidden in the city.
"My senior brother's righteous village is located in the south of the town. We don't need to enter the town, we can just go around it." Taoist priest Simu rang the bell and walked in front to lead the way.
Wang Xu and Lao Huanggou followed behind, looking at the house number of Renjiazhuang not far away, and thought to themselves: "Renjiazhuang is the place where zombies broke out in Mr. Zombie. The Taoist priest with four eyes also met.
, in the beginning of Mr. Zombie, Taoist Priest Four Eyes transports the corpse south and settles in Uncle Ying’s yizhuang, which leads to the scene at the beginning of the movie where Qiu Sheng pretends to be a zombie and plays with his literary talent.”
Because it is a zombie movie that merges the world, some places can match it, and some places can't.
Taoist Priest Four Eyes is just a bad Taoist priest in the movie, but here he is also a Taoist master and can deal with ordinary zombies.
When thinking of Qian Tianshi in Ghost Fighting Ghost, Wang Xu couldn't help but think again, this world with zombies and ghosts is a collection of how many supernatural movies, I'm afraid there will be no less.
"Bang bang bang..."
"Senior brother, open the door. I am Simu. Hurry up and open the door!"
Ten minutes later, Uncle Ying arrived at Yizhuang, and Taoist Master Simu went to knock on the door.
It was the middle of the night, and the lights were still on in the village. Someone came out soon after hearing the sound: "Who is it?"
"Wencai, open the door quickly, I am your uncle!" Taoist priest Simu urged loudly while knocking on the door.
"Uncle!" Accompanied by shouts of surprise, the door of Yizhuang was opened, and a face that was aging prematurely poked out from the crack in the door, shouting to Taoist Priest Simu: "Uncle, Master,
It’s really you!”
"Stop talking nonsense, open the door quickly." Taoist Priest Simu opened the door, handed the lotus lantern to Wencai, went inside on his own, and asked, "Where is your master?"
"Master is out. Master Ren asked Master to show him Feng Shui and discuss moving the grave." Wencai opened the door and drove the zombies inside. Then he glanced at the unfamiliar Wang Xu and asked: "Uncle Master, this is you
The new disciple?"
"No, this is my friend Wang Xu, please call me Brother Wang!" As soon as Taoist Priest Simu spoke, Wang Xu's seniority was determined.
Wang Xu looked at the literary talent in front of him. He looked like he was aging before his time, and his movements were funny. Who else could he be if he wasn't the literary talent in Mr. Zombie?
Seeing this, plus the relocation of the grave, if Wang Xu didn't know that he was caught up in the plot of Mr. Zombie, he would have bought a piece of tofu and killed him.
"Hello, Brother Wang, I am Wencai." Wencai was dressed in green and looked like a big peacock.
Wang Xu nodded slightly, and after thinking for a while, he took off the gold watch from his wrist and said, "This is the first time we met, so I gave it to you."
"Thank you, Brother Wang!" Wencai liked to take advantage of others. He didn't shirk Wang Xu at all and happily took the gold watch over.
Taoist priest Simu who was walking in front shook his head imperceptibly when he saw the scholar's appearance.
His senior brother was good at everything, but the apprentices he taught were not very reliable.
The eldest apprentice, Fei Bao, is doing better and has already gone on to become a master.
One by one of the remaining apprentices, they all have a lot of flaws. I really don’t know where they learned them.
"Wencai, what is my senior brother doing recently?" Since he was not his disciple, Taoist Master Simu couldn't say much, so he changed the subject and asked.
Wen Cai was very happy when he got the gold watch. He subconsciously replied: "Master is very busy recently. Three months ago, the Pipa Garden in Nanzhuang was haunted. The villagers in the town asked my master to solve the problem. Who would have thought, he just solved the problem.
Something happened, there was water pollution in the town next door, and a foreign zombie was dug out of the water hole, and he was the missing priest from the previous church."
"Is it serious?" Taoist Priest Simu became interested when he heard about the foreign zombies.
"Of course it's amazing!" Wen Cai said with added embarrassment. Taoist Priest Simu didn't think it was a big deal, he just thought it was strange. Wang Xuke was shocked.
"The female ghost in the Pipa Garden, the foreign zombie in the church, isn't this the plot in Yimei Taoist Master!" Wang Xu's heart moved slightly, and he took the initiative to say: "Wencai, does your master have many nicknames and many apprentices?
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"It's not bad. The master has three or four nicknames, such as Taoist Master Yimei, Uncle Jiu, Uncle Ying, etc. There are seven apprentices. My senior brother is called Fei Bao, my second senior brother is called Meng Hai, and my third senior brother is named Qiu Sheng.
I am the fourth eldest, followed by fifth junior brother A Fang, sixth junior brother A Xing, and seventh junior sister Xiaoyue." Wen Cai spoke very quickly, and Wang Xu listened very seriously.
"So many?" After a while, Wang Xu figured it out and thought to himself: "Fei Bao and Meng Hai in Ghost Bite Ghost, A Fang in One-Brow Taoist Story, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai in Mr. Zombie Series, Exorcism Tao
Ah Xing and Xiao Yue, who are growing up inside, are such a great bunch of people!"
Seven brothers, plus the ones where Uncle Ying didn't have any apprentices, we can name at least seven or eight zombie movies.
No wonder, when he encountered the black-haired zombie, Taoist Priest Simu immediately wanted to ask Uncle Ying for help.
Uncle Ying is a go-getter. He encounters big scenes that are rare for others to encounter every day. No wonder his strength is the best in supernatural movies. If he were not strong enough, the grass on the grave would be several feet high.
"Wencai, where are your senior brothers?" Wang Xu thought of that big family and immediately became interested.
Wen Cai shook his head regretfully, shrugged and said, "Brother Wang, you came at a bad time. Senior brother Fei Bao has encountered some trouble. Except for Qiu Sheng and I, the other senior brothers have gone to help senior brother."
Hearing that he couldn't see anyone else, Wang Xu's eyes flashed with regret.
Especially Senior Brother Fei Bao, this is the most powerful apprentice in the Uncle Ying series.
In Fei Bao's own words, he already has the power of Uncle Ying's sixth success.
Wang Xu is still not sure how high Uncle Ying's six-success power is, but according to Uncle Ying's brilliant record, Feibao with six-success power is probably stronger than Taoist Priest Four Eyes, otherwise Uncle Ying will not let him go.
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"Wencai, take the zombie to the morgue, and then ask your master to come back quickly, and tell him that I have something important to ask him." Taoist Priest Simu had something on his mind. Seeing that the two were still chatting, he couldn't help but urge him.
Got up.
Wen Cai looked confused. He was a popular actor in movies. He asked stupidly: "Uncle, what's important for you? Can you tell me?"
"Tell you, can you solve it for me?" Taoist Priest Simu stretched out his hand, hit Wencai on the head, and urged: "Go quickly, tell my senior brother that a black-haired zombie has appeared over my side.
It’s all a mess.”
"Black-haired zombies, my master has to deal with a few of them every year. Are they so powerful?" Wencai was not a smart man and did not notice at all that Taoist Priest Simu's face turned dark.
Wang Xu suppressed his laughter, pulled Wencai and whispered: "Talk less, do more, I will accompany you to find Uncle Ying later."
"Oh!" Wen Cai stopped talking. He shook the zombie bell and drove the zombies to the morgue.
Taoist Priest Simu took a look at him. He was a Taoist priest, not a warrior like Wang Xu. He was already mentally exhausted after a few days. He said, "You guys go find someone. I'll go to sleep for a while. Senior brother will call me when he comes back!"
The four-eyed Taoist priest stumbled away, and after a while, Wen Cai, who had sent the zombies back to the morgue, also ran back.
Wang Xu lowered his head and glanced at the old yellow dog who was also tired, rubbed its head with his hands, and said, "Find a place to sleep by yourself. I will bring you delicious food later."
"Woof woof!" The old yellow dog licked Wang Xu's hand and obediently went to find a place to sleep.
Wen Cai saw that this dog was so understanding of human nature, and his eyes flashed with affection, and he asked: "Brother Wang, this dog is so obedient. It knows everything you say. Isn't it going to become a spirit?"
"Become a sperm!"
Wang Xulu was stunned for a moment, looked at where the old yellow dog left, and whispered: "No way..."