Stepping into the prison door, Wang Xu looked at both sides.
The offshore prison is like a gourd. It looks small from the outside, but it is actually very large inside.
Many aliens of different shapes, wearing special white prison uniforms, stood in the hall talking and laughing, looking calm and content, like a group of gentlemen attending a ball.
Wang Xu followed two black special police officers, first received his number plate from the front desk, and was then taken to a cell shared by four people.
The cell is at least 90 square meters, with two bunk beds, a TV for watching alien programs, a coffee machine, and a pool game machine.
The three roommates are also full of strange things, including a rabbit wearing a five-star hat, an eagle wearing a suit, and a grizzly bear holding a cigar.
"Rabbit, there's a new guy here, go and see where the new guy is!" The Grizzly Bear was lying on the lower bunk of the Eagle, puffing on a cigar.
Eagle held the newspaper in his hand, raised his head slightly, and glanced at Wang Xu from the corner of his eye.
"Hmph!" Eagle snorted coldly and covered his face with the newspaper again, looking even less sociable.
But the rabbit on the other bunk jumped down happily, took the initiative to extend his hand, and introduced himself: "Hello newcomer, I am the rabbit from Water Polo Planet, the one on the bottom bunk is a bear, and the one on the top bunk is a bear.
That's the Eagle, nice to meet you."
"Me too, how did you get caught?" The rabbit is only one meter tall, and Wang Xu could only bend down to shake hands with it.
Rabbit shook Wang Xu's hand twice and sighed: "The crime of intimidation, the crime of personal threat, the crime of forcing kind-hearted aliens to pay protection fees, the three crimes are punishable by three years' imprisonment."
"No, you charge protection fees?" Wang Xu looked at the rabbit, then at the bear and the eagle.
The rabbit is very cartoonish, and the furry bear and eagle are similar, both looking cute.
If they were placed on the street, little girls as young as seven or eight would probably be excited to take photos together when they saw them.
It’s really hard to imagine that three such cute beings would collect protection fees from aliens. How to charge them? Do they rely on being cute?
"Then, appearance is just a deception. You don't think this is what we look like, do you?"
The rabbit smiled happily. While laughing, he put his hand under his neck and pulled out a zipper from the plush on his body.
squeak
The zipper opened downwards, and Wang Xu was disgusted just by looking at it.
Under the rabbit's skin, there was a monster with countless black tumors the size of sesame seeds. Wang Xu's hair stood up just by looking at it. This was really disgusting.
"This jacket looks good. The three of us saw it in a comic. Does it match our look?" The rabbit, who looks like a cute pet but is actually a tumor monster, stretched out his hand to zip up the zipper again.
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Wang Xu felt so sick that he felt queasy and reluctantly nodded: "Yes, appearance is not important, what is important is the inside!"
"Where are you from? Your skin looks really good. It must be high-end goods, right?" The rabbit returned to its cute appearance, jumping around Wang Xu and looking up and down at his skin.
This time, before Wang Xu could speak, the two black special police officers who sent him over spoke first and said, "Rabbit, help the newcomers get familiar with the environment here, and we will give you extra points on your file."
"Slow down, gentlemen, my loving rabbit is happy to serve you." The rabbit had a smile on his face, and he looked like a good baby.
The two black special police officers nodded and left expressionlessly.
Rabbit lay on the cell door and watched the two black special police officers go away. When they could no longer be seen, he turned around and said with a ferocious smile: "Hello, newcomer!"
click
There was a crisp sound, and the coat on the rabbit's body tore apart, replaced by a monster made of tumors.
Wang Xu raised his head and looked at the furry bear and the eagle, and saw the two of them also walking down from the bed, taking off their disguises just like humans taking off their clothes.
One tumor monster, two tumor monsters, three tumor monsters.
In an instant, the rabbit trio took off their disguises and revealed their true colors in Lushan.
"Newcomer, I'll give you two choices now. One is to accept us as the boss and obey our command from now on, the other is to beat you until you call you daddy!" Three tumor monsters surrounded them, grinning and moving their hands.
Wang Xu shook his head slightly and said softly: "What is your danger level?"
"F-level, are you afraid?"
"So scared!"
ten minutes later
"Dad, you have tea!"
Wang Xu was sitting on the lower bunk, surrounded by a rabbit carrying black tea, a bear carrying cakes, and an eagle that was beating his legs.
In the final analysis, appearance is not important, what is important is that the fist is big enough.
After some close contact, the rabbit trio clearly understood who was the big brother here.
"Rabbit, do you have any way to get rich?" Wang Xu took a sip of black tea and asked the tumor monster wearing a rabbit coat.
Rabbit is the smallest among the three tumor monsters according to his size, but he is the core of the tumor monster and the one responsible for planning the actions.
It turns out that the three rabbits are attendants on a spaceship, responsible for cleaning up the garbage for passengers.
After the spaceship landed on the earth, the rabbits discovered that they could enjoy treatment like humans on the earth, so they stayed secretly.
On weekdays, they wander around various areas and make a living by blackmailing aliens.
Most of the aliens who come to the earth can't survive elsewhere. They want to beg for a bowl of food here, and most of them will tolerate it if they are bullied.
With the F-level danger level, the three rabbits committed crimes together, and their lives were prosperous until they were arrested by the black special police.
"A way to get rich?"
Rabbit thought about it seriously, shook his head and said: "There is no way to get rich. The aliens who come to Earth are all poor people. Those who can survive outside will not come back to Earth to make a living."
Hearing this answer, Wang Xu was a little disappointed and asked: "How much can you earn in a month in this business?"
"Not necessarily. Some poor people don't have a single federal currency on their bodies. There is no money to be squeezed out of them. On good days, they can earn an income of two to three hundred federal coins a month. On bad days, they can earn more than a dozen federal coins.
There are also situations. There are very few rich people living on the earth, and those people are not something we can offend. We generally only attack the poor and never touch the wealthy class."
When Rabbit said this, the image of a street gangster appeared in Wang Xu's mind.
This is too low-end, two hundred federal coins a month, only two thousand four a year.
Not counting expenses, refuse the dividends, save all the money you get, and it will take ten years to buy a ray gun in Jack's store.
Wang Xu was a little confused for a while. The earth was just a fringe area of the Interstellar Alliance. It was quite safe, but the layout was too small.
No matter how you think about it, you can't make a big fortune from the rabbit business. There is no money to be made from the poor.
"Forget about the poor people, what do the rich people do in your mind?" Wang Xu knew that the poor people had little money and there was no future in exploiting them. Only by relying on the wealthy class could people get rich.
After all, there are 250,000 aliens on earth, so they can't all be poor.
Even if everyone is poor, there must be some who are relatively wealthy, otherwise the weapons and equipment worth tens of thousands in Jack's store would not be on display for viewing.
Supply and demand are always proportional. Only when demand is high will higher-end products appear.
Jack's existence means that there are still people on earth who can consume the sky-high-priced goods in Wang Xu's eyes.
And these people who have wealth are all sitting on nothing, with no way to get rich at all.
"Rich man, Lord Bobby should be counted as one. He is a member of the expelled interstellar family. Although he was not favored and was exiled to the earth because of his mistakes, he still brought a large amount of wealth. The last time he was on the outer planet
In the tavern, I heard a drunk alien say that Lord Bobby has a small vault in his home, which is filled with federal coins and is worth at least one hundred thousand."
"Very well, Rabbit, I don't want to hear how rich Bobby is, I just want to know what he does and how he makes money!"
"He serves the Black Super Special Police. He uses his previous contacts to help the Black Super Special Police buy and sell intelligence. A piece of information costs at least several thousand federal coins."
"Is the black super policeman rich?"
"The moon, Mars, Jupiter, and more than a dozen planets around you have all been bought by the black super police. They are quite rich!"
Wang Xu was a little unbelievable. The earth was only worth one million federal coins. How could the black super police buy the ownership of the surrounding planets?
Perhaps, the water within the Black Super SWAT organization is deeper than he thought.
It seems that I need to talk to more aliens, maybe there will be unexpected gains.
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