"What are you laughing at?" Seeing Wang Xu secretly having fun, Chaide was a little confused.
Of course Wang Xu would not tell the truth, he waved his hand and said: "My neighbor has a baby, I am very happy!"
"Are you so happy when your neighbor has a baby?" Chaide didn't believe it, and it was even more unbelievable.
Wang Xu nodded affirmatively, concealed his smile, and replied: "The neighbor's child looks a lot like me."
Chaide: ""
This conversation ended on a bad note, at least that's what Wang Xu thought, because Chaide's face looked ugly when he was sent out.
But who cares, he doesn't owe the black super police any money, so he doesn't need to look at these people's faces.
"You came out, what did they want to do with you?" Seeing Wang Xu coming out, Will took the initiative and walked up.
For Will, everyone here is a stranger. Only Wang Xu is the one he met yesterday, and he can barely be considered a half-acquaintance.
In this unaccompanied situation, seeing acquaintances makes him feel very familiar, because people are afraid of unknown things and feel safe in things they are familiar with.
"It's nothing. I asked about yesterday's situation. I came out after I finished speaking." Wang Xu walked to Will, looked at the entire hall with him, and whispered: "What do you think of this place?"
"It's amazing. I'm a policeman. My profession requires me to pursue the essence of things instead of being deceived by appearances. Coming here makes me feel like I was living in a stage play. What I saw is different from what I saw before.
Everything I heard was what others wanted me to see and hear, and it made me feel more real here."
Will is a natural-born black super police officer. If this were an entry exam, his answer could be said to be close to perfect marks.
Pursuing the essence of things and not being deceived by appearances is exactly the key to dealing with aliens.
When dealing with aliens, you cannot look at their appearance, just like rabbits. From the appearance of a rabbit, who would know that it is an ugly tumor monster.
If you judge people by their appearance, you will definitely die very quickly in the black super police field. Many extremely dangerous aliens like to pretend to have a friendly appearance, because this can make people relax their vigilance.
"You were born to eat this bowl of rice. No wonder K chose you. You have some kind of potential." Wang Xu gave a very high evaluation, which made Will giggle.
"Will, you go back first and come back tomorrow. I will go through the onboarding procedures for you then." The door of the floating office opened, and K stood on it and waved his hand.
Will nodded as if he understood, and took the initiative to say to Wang Xu: "I know a very good Chinese restaurant, are you interested in going together?"
"Okay, but I'm not very good at chatting. Just don't make you feel embarrassed." Wang Xu did not refuse. Will is K's successor and the future legendary black super policeman. It is necessary to have a good relationship with him.
Because this is not a matter of one person, K treats Will as his own child. A better relationship with Will means a better relationship with K.
Don't think that just because K is from Earth, you don't take him seriously.
In fact, K has another identity. He once fell in love with the princess of the Sata civilization. There is even some inference that they have a child, and this child is the heir of the Sata civilization.
Even if this inference is wrong, the Sata civilization's free assistance to the earth every year cannot be false.
The high-tech weapons used on the earth, space transfer stations, and large quantities of super equipment, converted into federal currency, can bankrupt a civilization that has hundreds of resource planets and has entered the interstellar era.
If there is nothing fishy in it, why should the Sata civilization help you? Is it because you are poor?
Just kidding, the civilizations in the universe follow the law of the jungle. The poorer you are, the more others will bully you. The Sata civilization did not start from the Red Cross, and it is not the Earth’s turn to enjoy the support policies.
"Everything I saw today really opened my eyes and refreshed my world view. To celebrate today's harvest, I will take you to eat something good. There is a very famous Chinese restaurant in Chinatown. They are best at making whole fish feasts.
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After hailing a taxi, Wang Xu and Will arrived in Chinatown, a Chinese restaurant said to be very famous.
“Lao Wu Seafood Restaurant?”
Wang Xu stood at the door of the restaurant, his memory flashed by like lightning, and he soon knew who this old Wu was.
Lao Wu, an alien with a yellow appearance and a Chinese name for himself, comes from the food planet Boboli.
Boboli is a gourmet planet, and every person on this planet likes cooking more than anything else.
In Jack's shop, Wang Xu saw a tank of alien fish fry, which was said to be prepared for an alien who opened a restaurant.
Who would use federal currency to transport alien fish fry from other planets hundreds of light years away for ordinary people to eat, or open a restaurant?
Obviously, this is this alien who calls himself Lao Wu, is from a food planet, and believes that food is everything.
"You are very discerning. I can guarantee that this Chinese restaurant is the best in the world, bar none." Wang Xu opened the door and walked in. He couldn't wait to try what the alien fish would taste like.
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Will liked what Wang Xu said very much. He followed him into the restaurant and whispered: "This place was recommended to me by others. In fact, I have only been here once. I looked at the price on the menu and left, because
It’s just too expensive here.”
"Hey, welcome, strange guests!" As soon as he walked into the restaurant, a fat man wearing a chef's hat and a red Tang suit walked towards him.
This fat man looks to be in his fifties, has a somewhat stout figure, and speaks authentic Chinese.
Behind him, there were two girls in cheongsam standing, one holding a vegetable spatula in his hand, the other holding a soup ladle, like the gods of food surrounding him, translating Lao Wu's Chinese language into English.
"Old Wu is a Chinese and can't speak English, so he needs someone to translate. So there are always two cheongsam girls beside him, holding shovels and spoons for him, and they are responsible for translating Chinese into English.
Very classy." Seeing that Lao Wu spoke Chinese, Will took the initiative to explain to Wang Xu.
Wang Xu half-smiled when he heard this. Old Wu was an alien and China did not want him.
If you don't understand English, you're lying. These aliens are equipped with language translators. There is no language on earth that they can't speak.
As for speaking Chinese for a long time and pretending not to understand English, this is just the packaging of the business.
The gourmets on the Boboli planet are very good at packaging themselves. There is a famous saying that a cook who cannot package himself is not a good cook.
Of course, Lao Wu likes to pretend to be Chinese and doesn't speak English, so let him pretend.
Wang Xu also pretended not to know who he was, chose a seat to sit down, and said in Chinese: "Fellow, if you have any special dishes, don't hide them. You are so good at it, we are not short of money."
"Are you Chinese?"
Old Wu looked surprised and took the initiative to sit next to Wang Xu and said: "Your accent sounds very pure. You just came to the United States, right? How is your motherland now? When I left, China was still very difficult.
I haven’t been back for thirty or forty years, and whenever I think of my hometown, I feel uncomfortable!”
"Haha" Wang Xu smiled on his face, but secretly despised him in his heart.
You are an alien, and you are addicted to pretending to be Chinese. You say that you feel uncomfortable in your heart. You are so uncomfortable. Have you ever been to China?
In other words, Chinese people who have been acting for thirty or forty years are so deeply involved in the drama that they cannot tell whether it is a drama or reality.
"This friend of mine doesn't like to talk very much. You can see from his expression that he is very happy to see you." Will saw that something was not right in the atmosphere and took the initiative to smooth things over.
Old Wu nodded clearly, took the kitchen utensils from the cheongsam girl, and said: "We Chinese people are more reserved and not as bold as you Europeans and Americans. Okay, just watch, I will give it to you today
Make a specialty dish, a whole fish feast!”
Holding the kitchen utensils and the girl in the cheongsam, Old Wu walked away in three unsteady steps.
Wang Xu looked at his back and shook his head imperceptibly. The next second, his eyes fell on a newspaper.
As soon as I saw it, the front page headline of the newspaper read, "Medical miracle, a vegetative person who has been sleeping for forty years has awakened again."
Look again, who can the old man in the newspaper be if he is not retired?