"Sir, please stay. I see your forehead is pointing to the sky, and there is a bright light in your eyes. You must be the reincarnation of a god. I have finally waited for you."
"No way, I'm just a coolie who fights against sacks. I'm the reincarnation of a god. Doesn't that mean the streets are full of gods?"
"You are right. I saw Erlang Shen on this street a few days ago! It's a pity that he didn't let me tell him anything, otherwise I would try my best to reveal the secret and tell him to find it.
It’s really my way.”
"Wow, there are all kinds of gods, why don't you go too far? What other gods do you think are on this street?"
"There are so many gods. The one on the left selling shrimps must be the reincarnation of the golden-armored god. Otherwise, why would he be so skinny? And the one who plays Santa Claus, hey, he is Santa Claus. No, I've revealed the secret again.
Please give me twenty yuan quickly to prevent the disaster, otherwise"
"Otherwise I will be deceived by you, auntie, wake up, this kind of routine is outdated!"
"Sir, you are my destined person, don't leave, don't leave!"
Black Super SWAT World
Returning to the world of Black Super SWAT again, Wang Xu was in a happy mood.
This trip to the plane of the God of Cookery not only allowed him to obtain the Marrow Cleansing Sutra, but he also saw the immortals and Buddhas all over the sky. Judging from the other party's attitude and reaction, as long as he did not activate the shuttle door in front of him, even the immortals and Buddhas could not see him.
of flaws.
With this discovery, you don't need to be so cautious when encountering immortal and Buddha-level beings in the future, for fear of being seen as a time traveler.
Thinking happily in his heart, Wang Xu took out his mobile phone and turned on the Internet, logged into the official website of the headquarters, and checked whether anything special had happened at the Black Super headquarters in the four months since he disappeared.
Fortunately, in the past four months, although there have been minor incidents, nothing major has happened. It can be called calm.
The only thing that worries Wang Xu is that K has been away for nine months. The promised three-month period has long passed, and he still has no news at all.
Wang Xu couldn't help but secretly guess what happened to K. Was there something wrong on the planet Sata?
What kind of problem could it be, a problem with the Sata people themselves, or a problem with the evolutionary fluid?
Relying on the current intelligence, Wang Xu racked his brains and couldn't think of a reason.
All he could do was go to the Hechao Special Price Headquarters and see if he could get Chaide to think of a way to contact K in advance.
"Agent, how was your vacation? Did you enjoy it?"
Walking into the Black Super Special Police Headquarters, the guard at the door smiled and asked him.
"Not bad!" Wang Xu smiled and nodded. This time he went to the plane of the God of Cookery for more than four months. The explanation he gave was that he was on vacation, and it was on an alien planet.
Otherwise, it would be impossible to explain the fact that he disappeared for several months without even being seen in person.
Say goodbye to the black guards and take the elevator directly to the headquarters lobby.
As soon as he entered the door, he saw Will who was about to go out, and a fat white agent.
"Hey, man, you're finally back!"
Will was very familiar with Wang Xu. After seeing him come back, he gave him a warm hug and said, "Alco was mad when you disappeared for four months, but she deserves to be blessed. The superiors are considering it."
Promote her to Agent L, and the appointment will be announced in two days."
"Really, congratulations to her, this is what she has dreamed of." Wang Xu did not look surprised when he thought of his blond partner.
Al was born in the logistics team and is a mid-level agent himself, very close to the position of senior agent.
What's more, she is the daughter of a veteran, and it is easier to be promoted than ordinary people. In the anime, she is a senior agent, so there is no reason why she can't do it in the movie.
"J, is this your new partner?" After chatting with Al for a while, Wang Xu pointed at the fat middle-aged white man next to Will.
Will nodded lightly, leaned against the railing at the elevator entrance, and whispered: "This is double A. With all due respect, he is far behind K. He is just like a rookie. I really don't know how he became
Senior agent's."
"Cats have their own catwalks, rats have their own mouse lanes. The Black Super Special Police is a large organization and needs a variety of people. Don't underestimate these people." Wang Xu glanced at Double A and patted Will's shoulder, "Look back later.
Let’s chat, I won’t delay your mission.”
After saying goodbye to Will, Wang Xu did not go to Chaide, but returned to his office first.
Wang Xu's office is shared with Al, just like K's office is also J's office. A pair of partners in the Black Super Special Police will only have one office.
Pushing open the office door, Wang Xu found that Al was also there.
Al was lying lazily on the sofa, his golden hair draped over his shoulders, and he was concentrating on applying nail polish to his toenails.
He looked up at the door and found that Wang Xu was back. Aier snorted slightly, pretending not to see anything and still doing his own thing.
Wang Xu smiled nonchalantly and closed the door.
He and Al were partners, and he went on vacation quietly, leaving Al alone. It would be strange that the beautiful detective would be happy.
However, his short career as a partner made him very clear that although Al was very beautiful, deep down she was a heartless and silly girl who was not really angry.
"Your skin is fair and rosy, so you should use pink nail polish. Green is not suitable for you." Wang Xu walked to the coffee machine, poured himself a cup of coffee, and then sat next to Al.
Al is European and American, but her frame is not big, but she looks petite and delicate.
Wang Xu sat down on the sofa. He was obviously taller than Al. From top to bottom, he could just pass through the collar and see the scenery under the clothes.
Yeah, it's very eye-catching. Al's breasts are not big, they only look like a B cup.
Moreover, this girl doesn't like to wear bras. The two cuties under the shirt are only wearing bra stickers, giving them a concealed sense of déjà vu.
"I am your partner, and you should maintain the most basic respect for me. Otherwise, I can't guarantee that when you need me to cover you on a certain mission, I will think of your perverted face and hesitate, thus letting you down.
You lost your life." Al didn't look up, but he knew exactly what Wang Xu was looking at.
This is a woman's intuition. When a man stares at her chest, this intuition will be magnified countless times.
Wang Xu touched his chin, and in order to cover up the embarrassment, he took the initiative and said: "Well, first of all, I want to congratulate you, the new Agent L, for realizing your dream. In addition, in order to celebrate my partner, within the organization
Furthermore, how about I treat you to dinner tonight?"
"There's no need to eat. I'm afraid that after I drink, I'll kick your balls open." Al said with dyed toenails in a very relaxed tone, but it would not make anyone suspicious.
Seeing that the beautiful woman didn't accept this, Wang Xu shrugged and didn't care. After all, he was not a person who turned into a dog when he saw a woman, and he had no interest in putting a hot face on a cold butt.
"You can play by yourself. It's still an hour before get off work. I'll go to Chaide's place to have a look." Wang Xu put down his coffee and went straight to Chaide's director's office.
Child is very busy every day. He has to deal with too many aliens on behalf of the Black Super Special Police and even the earth, and nothing involving aliens is a small matter.
When Wang Xu walked to the director's office, Chaide was sending a one-eyed alien out.
This one-eyed alien does not look vicious, it is not the size of a Cyclops, but rather similar to the Minions in Despicable Me.
Seeing Wang Xu coming back, Chaide nodded and said: "Mr. Congressman, I won't send you out. Please believe that our earth has the ability to provide shelter for the Kajili people. The environment and civilization here are also good."
It suits you very well.”
"Okay, I will seriously consider it. See you next time."
The minion, wearing a top hat and a tuxedo, walked away as Wang Xu watched.
After the minions left, Chaide brought Wang Xu to the office. While clearing away the teacups on the table, he said: "The Kajili people's hometown is in a period of decline, and their sun is expected to be completely extinguished within a thousand years.
These people hope to buy our Mars as a habitat for their reproduction. If this succeeds, they will open up their technological fields to us.
However, this matter is not easy. The Kajili people study our history and believe that what our human civilization is best at is wiping out other species. They are very worried about moving to Mars and waiting until the earth's civilization enters the galaxy. Humanity will become extinct.
Just like other species, the Khajri will be exterminated."
"Didn't you take him to visit the zoo? If that is really possible, we can add them to KFC, no, add them to the Zoo Protection Act." Wang Xu sat on the sofa and said nonchalantly.
Chaide was stunned for a moment and said disgustedly: "I'm not kidding you."