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Chapter 657 Magic Phone Silly Girl

Lu Xiaoqian left, his footsteps heavy as he left. The afterglow of the setting sun shone on him, making him feel somewhat lonely.

Is he willing? No, but life is like this. How can people not bow their heads in the face of reality? He just made the choice that most people would make.

On the contrary, Hua Mei was very happy, holding the check tightly with one hand and hugging her boyfriend tightly with the other.

Although she hasn't cashed the check yet, she has already figured out how to spend the money.

First buy a house, a duplex apartment, then buy a car, buy a red BMW.

In addition to the 12 million in the check, Huamei also received 1 million in benefits.

She didn't plan to tell Lu Xiaoqian about this money and decided to hide it secretly as private money.

As for Lu Xiaoqian's question about whether he would regret it in the future, Huamei didn't take it to heart at all.

Ten birds in the forest are worth less than one in the hand. Most people who talk about the future all day long have no future, because we are born like summer flowers and live in the present, not the future.

"Silly girl, you are mine!"

In the club, Wang Xu was sitting in a box, with a mobile phone model that looked like jade, palm-sized, and looked like a doll in front of him.

This mobile phone model is the carrier of the silly girl with a super mobile phone from the time and space of 2060.

"Start your phone!"

Wang Xu picked up the phone, entered the command, and pressed the power button.

"Huaren brand, 2060 super mobile phone Sha Niu is at your service, please enter the power-on password!"

In the jade-like mobile phone model, a girl wearing red clothes faintly emerged.

Wang Xu recalled the boot command in the plot and said: "Enter the password, I love you."

"The password is correct, enter the mode option, you can choose between human mode and mobile mode."

By the way, that's what it looks like.

With a smile on his face, Wang Xu ordered: "Enter real-life mode!"

Whoosh!!

The mobile phone model began to decompose, emitting countless gibberish.

These garbled codes shimmering with pale golden light were reorganized in mid-air. When the last ray of light dimmed, a girl in red appeared in front of Wang Xu.

"Silly girl!"

Looking at the silly girl who looked similar to the actor Shu Chang, wearing a red dress and short skirt, and looking very cool, Wang Xu finally couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Sha Niu is a good treasure. It has the medical function of saving lives and healing the wounded, the incredible time and space travel function, the battle mode that gives people super power, and various auxiliary functions. It can be called an all-round auxiliary prop that can make a person

Ordinary people without training can stand head-on with the Yellow-Eyebrow King in Journey to the West.

"You have entered the real-person mode. Please select the expression you want to use from the following options: silly, sad, bad, cool, happy, angry, showy, happy, and good."

"Cool!" Wang Xu said slowly.

In the plot, Lu Xiaoqian chooses to be good. In this mode, the silly girl in the real-life mode is just like the girl next door in love, so gentle that it is shocking.

However, in this mode, because too many expression panels are loaded, Sha Niu looks like a real person, giving her the possibility to evolve data awareness, just like a robot with self-awareness.

Wang Xu doesn't like the robot to be conscious, because he is not Lu Xiaoqian, a silly boy who will achieve nothing without Silly Niu.

What he needs is absolute obedience. To him, Silly Girl is a combat auxiliary program. No one wants their combat auxiliary program to have feelings, because feelings are the most uncontrollable things, and the word uncontrollable means accident. Fighting is

No surprises are allowed.

"Authorization passed, your choice is cool!"

Silly girl, who looks similar to Shu Chang, has transformed into a red dress and a pair of red sunglasses on her face.

Red sunglasses, a red midriff-baring leather jacket, a red short leather skirt, red boots, and an expressionless, cool little face give people the urge to commit a crime.

"It has been detected that the owner's identity has changed. Start the novice guide program and enter the function options. Please select the project you want to serve!"

Sha Niu wore sunglasses, looked at Wang Xu expressionlessly, and whispered: "1 communication function, 2 transportation function, 3 medical function, 4 computer function, 5 combat function, 6 memory function, 7 virtual world function, 8 time and space

Shuttle function, 9 life assistance functions, 10 custom functions.”

After hearing Sha Niu's various function options, Wang Xu did not choose immediately, but asked: "Sha Niu, can someone get your hands on you and enter the power-on password to become your master?"

"Yes, Sha Niu is a Chinese 2060 super phone, numbered 000 test machine. Since it is a test machine, Sha Niu does not have the identity binding function. Anyone who gets Sha Niu and enters the correct password will become Sha Niu's

Owner."

A silly girl who has not evolved independent consciousness is like a programmed computer. Although she has big data and can make thousands of different responses, she has no thoughts of her own, and of course she cannot lie.

possible.

Wang Xu nodded slightly. It didn't matter if he couldn't recognize his master. With his current strength, anyone weaker than him couldn't steal Silly Girl.

There are people who are much stronger than him, and Silly Girl can't beat him either. Whether he can save his life is a matter of two questions, and being stolen is a trivial matter.

"Activate the combat function, you fight me!"

Wang Xu was determined to test Sha Niu's strength, because in the plot, Sha Niu was able to kill the Yellow Eyebrow King alone, and was weaker than the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong, so she looked very powerful.

However, the Yellow-Eyebrow King in Magic Phone can be shocked by electric batons so much that he trembles all over, and Sun Wukong can be poisoned by pesticides and sent to the hospital. They look like they are joking, and it is hard to say how strong they are.

After all, if he were to replace the Yellow Eyebrow King in the original Journey to the West, he would be a human seed bag capable of collecting hundreds of thousands of heavenly soldiers.

Sun Wukong is even more domineering. Even the Immortal Killing Platform can't hurt a single hair on him. The Thunder God and the Lightning Mother split him for three days and three nights without any harm. This ruthless character who can even swallow the thunder from the sky was poisoned by the pesticide on the peach. This

Isn't this an international joke?

"Master, without your authorization, Silly Girl cannot take action against you!"

"I authorize you, come on!"

Wang Xu did not take out his weapon, but just moved his body and made a parrying gesture.

"Master, please be careful, I will be careful when I strike." Sha Niu nodded slightly, kicked Wang Xu sideways, and kicked Wang Xu with the other kick.

It's eye-catching, the silly girl is wearing a short skirt, kicking from the side, and the naked body comes into view.

"Bang!!"

Seeing that touch of amorous feelings, Wang Xu even forgot to resist. He was kicked in the chest and took three steps back before stopping.

"stop!"

After shouting to stop, Wang Xu patted the footprints on his chest, his face was a little red, and asked: "You don't wear underwear?"

"Master, what are underwear?" Silly Girl looked cold, like an emotionless robot.

Wang Xu admitted that he was evil and waved his hands: "Change the short skirt into shorts. I have a wife and I don't need you to seduce me."

"As commanded."

Silly girl transformed again and changed her short skirt into shorts. This time there was finally no problem.

"Come again!"

Wang Xu took a deep breath and waved to Sha Niu.

Sha Niu didn't say anything, and kicked her with the same kick, but the speed and intensity didn't change at all.

This time, Sha Niu's attack didn't work. Wang Xu slid from one side of his body and grabbed Sha Niu's legs and threw her out.

Sha Niu's body flew towards the wall. When she was about to hit the wall, she twisted her body and pointed her toes on the wall. While leaving cracks on the wall, a whirlwind kick hit Wang Xu's head.

"The moves are wide open and closed. Who taught you this? You're looking for death!"

Wang Xu used Jeet Kune Do's stepping side kick, from bottom to top, directly on Sha Niu's ankle.

The whirlwind kick is a common move in Taekwondo. The body rotates 360 degrees and the kick is very beautiful.

But in regular fighting, no one would use such a move, because it is used to show off and bully children. When the strength is similar, the 360-degree body rotation is enough for the opponent to do too many things.

A kick hit Sha Niu's ankle, and Sha Niu's body suddenly lost balance and fell down.

Wang Xu didn't have any sympathy for her, so he hit the mountain with a Bajiquan stick, like a crazy rhinoceros, hitting a jaguar head-on, and knocked the silly girl away.

boom!!

Silly girl broke through the wall and fell from the 16th floor.

Wang Xu was unyielding and put a heavy weight on his feet. Then he flew out of the gap and fell from the sky. At the same time, he covered the ground with a palm.


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