"You are indeed sick!" Qin Haodong remained unmoved and calmly said to Bolton, "Generally speaking, your body is indeed very healthy, but you have a problem, bad breath, very serious bad breath."
"Well……"
When Bolton was pointed out in public that he had bad breath, his face was full of embarrassment. Fortunately, he is a black man and his complexion covered up his blush well.
James said: "Teacher, you are absolutely right. This guy has severe bad breath. I have to keep a distance of two meters when talking to him, otherwise the smell is really terrible."
Seeing that the teacher had immediately hit this big black guy with an almost private disease, the students present immediately burst into warm applause.
In the past, they were conquered by the reputation of the Medical Sage, but now they have witnessed the miraculous medical skills of the Medical Sage with their own eyes.
Qin Haodong continued: "Both Chinese and Western medicine have their own strengths. Although the medicine of your World Medical Association is advanced, your bad breath is caused by stomach fire. Western medicine cannot find the root of the problem and cannot treat it.
So you have been troubled by bad breath these years, and I am afraid you are still single now. Except for severe rhinitis, I believe no woman can accept your smell."
James said cooperatively: "Teacher, you guessed it right. Although this guy has made a lot of money, he is still single. I guess he is probably still a virgin..."
He is extremely happy now. These people usually slander Chinese medicine and say that he has been brainwashed by the Chinese people. Although he is angry, there is nothing he can do about it. Now the teacher finally helps him vent his anger.
"Teacher Qin, I admit that you did not misdiagnose this time."
Although Bolton was embarrassed, he still admitted it in public, and then sat back in his seat angrily.
As soon as he sat down, another Caucasian member of the World Medical Association stood up and said, "Teacher Qin, my name is Gulit. Although I have seen your miraculous medical skills, I still want to verify it. Look at me.
What's wrong with you?"
The class was quiet again. You must know that these people in the World Medical Association are already very healthy. It is not easy to detect a person with bad breath. No one can say whether they can accurately diagnose this person again.
Qin Haodong looked calm and confident, and said: "You have a bad stomach, but Western medicine instruments can't find the cause. The symptoms are aversion to cold and you can't eat cold food at all.
According to Western medical standards, you are healthy, but you are also very painful. This disease is called stomach cold in our traditional Chinese medicine. The cause is that you like to eat cold food all year round, which leads to excessive coldness in the body."
Gulit said excitedly: "That's right. What you said, Teacher Qin, is absolutely right. Chinese medicine is so amazing. I am completely convinced."
After he finished speaking, he sat back down in his seat.
Seeing the members of the inspection team being conquered by Qin Haodong's medical skills one after another, Rooney became a little confused and said: "Teacher Qin, since you are so powerful, then look at what's wrong with me?"
Qin Haodong said: "You look very healthy now. There is no problem except obesity."
A smile appeared at the corner of Rooney's mouth, thinking that he had finally caught the Chinese man's flaw, but before he could open his mouth, Qin Haodong continued: "But you suffer from seasonal allergic rhinitis, and you are allergic to peach blossoms every year in March and April.
Allergy manifests as sneezing and runny nose.
Although this disease is not life-threatening, but it makes you very painful, Western medicine has no good solution. When the disease occurs, it can only be maintained with hormonal drugs. These drugs have great side effects. Your current obesity is related to long-term medication.
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Mr. Rooney, how is it? Am I right?"
Rooney's face turned red, and he finally gritted his teeth and nodded: "You are right, I do have this disease."
Now everyone is not calm. It is not difficult to diagnose the disease when it is onset, but now it is September and there is still half a year before the onset of the disease in May.
Qin Haodong could see his hidden illness at a glance, and this miraculous medical skill could only be classified as a miracle.
Seeing Qin Haodong making accurate diagnoses one after another and completely trampling the prestige of the World Medical Association under his feet, Rooney said unwillingly: "Teacher Qin, we are doctors. What we want to do is to help patients relieve their pain. Accurate diagnosis alone is useless. In the end,
The key is to come up with treatment methods.”
"No problem." Qin Haodong said, "Although the content of my lecture today is Chinese medicine diagnosis, if Mr. Rooney wants to see how Chinese medicine treats diseases, I can also satisfy you."
Rooney said: "Well, please treat the case you just diagnosed."
Gulit said: "Dear Teacher Qin, let me ask another question. I have heard that although Chinese medicine is effective, the treatment period is very long. You need to drink Chinese medicine soup for a long time. Your treatment will not keep us waiting for a long time, right?"
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"Of course not." Qin Haodong said, "Traditional Chinese medicine is extensive and profound, and there are many treatment methods. Taking medicine is just one of them. There are also acupuncture, massage, massage, cupping, diet therapy and other treatment methods."
As he spoke, he took out the needle bag from his pocket and said, "The diseases I diagnosed today do not require medication at all and can be completely solved with acupuncture."
At this time, another member of the inspection team stood up: "Teacher Qin, I am Nedved from the World Medical Association. Although I am a Western medicine practitioner, I am also familiar with acupuncture. I have obtained an acupuncturist certificate in country m.
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In my opinion, acupuncture can only be used as an auxiliary treatment to relax muscles and activate blood circulation. It is simply impossible to use it to treat diseases."
Qin Haodong said: "Mr. Nedved, let me give you an analogy. For example, acupuncture is a very powerful high-explosive grenade, but if you don't know how to detonate it, it can only be used as an iron block, or at most a hammer.
use.
To put it bluntly, our acupuncture is just a hammer in your hands. Your acupuncturists in country M do not understand the connotation and essence of acupuncture at all. Only in the hands of highly skilled Chinese medicine practitioners like us can it show its true power.
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His words were sonorous and forceful, and he was not polite. Seeing that Chinese medicine could finally be proud in front of the World Medical Association, the students present immediately burst into thunderous applause.
Seeing Qin Haodong speak so directly, Nedved's expression became ugly, "Okay, Teacher Qin, let me see how your acupuncture is different from mine. Who is the grenade and who is the hammer."
It seemed that the foreigner was still unconvinced. Qin Haodong ignored him and stepped in front of Huang Fusheng, "Take off your clothes and I will eliminate your allergic symptoms in 5 minutes."
Although Huang Fusheng was very dissatisfied with Qin Haodong, he also knew that this was an open class and it was not the time to get emotional, so he could only cooperate and take off his clothes, exposing his entire back.
Qin Haodong held the needle bag in one hand and took out the needles with the other. His speed was so fast that before anyone else could see what was going on, there were already more than a dozen silver needles on Huang Fusheng's back.
Nedved was shocked. Although he was also an acupuncturist, it would take at least 5 minutes to complete the acupuncture on these points.
Qin Haodong's speed was so fast that he almost suspected that this Chinese was stabbing blindly. Didn't he need to identify the acupuncture points? Didn't he need to control the intensity?
Qin Haodong ignored Nedved's shocked expression at all, and stretched out his hand to flick the tails of the silver needles one by one. He saw that these silver needles were like engines with full horsepower, trembling non-stop, and continuously pumping Aoki's energy.
Injected into Huang Fusheng's body.
"Oh my God, how is this done? This is not scientific at all!"
After Nedved was shocked, he took out a silver needle from Qin Haodong's needle bag and raised his hand to prick his Hegu point. He thought the silver needle was specially made and might contain high-tech stuff.
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But he soon discovered that the silver needle was no different from the one he used. The difference was not the needle, but the way the needle was used.
As the silver needles penetrated, the red spots on Huang Fusheng's body began to disappear at a speed visible to the naked eye. No more, no less, it completely disappeared in just 5 minutes. Qin Haodong reached out and took all the silver needles back.
"Oh my god, Chinese medicine is really amazing. Just a few injections and the allergy symptoms are gone..."
"How is this done? It's completely unscientific?"
"Is this medical skill or magic? I can't believe it is true..."
James shouted: "I usually tell you that you still don't believe it, but now you see it, my teacher is amazing, and Chinese medicine is amazing!"
He spoke with a proud look on his face, as if he was the one who gave the needle.
After treating Huang Fusheng, the second patient came to Bolton for bad breath.
Bolton took off his shirt early, revealing his thick chest hair. Although this problem is not serious, it has troubled him for many years, and now he can't even find a woman.
However, when he saw the shining silver needle, he still said nervously: "Teacher Qin, doesn't it hurt when such a long silver needle goes in? Do you need some anesthetic?"
Qin Haodong didn't answer him at all. He raised his hand and pierced the Tanzhong point on his chest with a silver needle.
Bolton couldn't help but open his mouth in surprise when he saw the silver needle piercing his chest. If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have even felt that there was an extra silver needle on his body. This technique really surprised him.
"Oh my God, Teacher Qin, how did you do it? It really doesn't hurt at all."
"Acupuncture is about the unity of hands, eyes, heart and mind. As long as you can do these things, it won't hurt when you insert it."
Qin Haodong said, reaching out and grabbing the true tail of the silver needle, lifting it three times and pulling it out in just two minutes.
"Okay, you can try it and you will never have bad breath again."
Bolton reached out his right hand to cover his mouth in disbelief, laughed, put it to his nostrils and smelled, and then exclaimed in surprise: "Oh my god, my bad breath is really gone. I can date beautiful women in the future.
I finally don’t have to be a virgin anymore…”
Several members of the World Medical Association moved closer to him. In the past, they would smell an unpleasant odor as long as they were within two meters of him, but now they were within half a meter of him, and there was still no odor.
Curing bad breath that Western medicine cannot do in two minutes is completely beyond their knowledge. If Bolton was not one of their members, they would really think that this was Qin Haodong's request.
Several people praised one after another: "Teacher Qin, this acupuncture is really amazing!"
Nedved said with admiration: "Teacher Qin, I apologize to you. In front of your magical acupuncture, I am indeed a hammer!"
Although he knew a little bit of Chinese, he was not very proficient in it and had no idea that hammer had another meaning in China. This sentence immediately made everyone present laugh.
Next, when Gulit's stomach was cold, Qin Haodong didn't even use acupuncture this time. He stretched out two fingers and massaged his Zhongwan point a few times. The pure Aoki Qi quickly eliminated the gas in his stomach.
Clear away the cold air.
"Okay, there is no problem with your stomach anymore."
Gulit asked doubtfully: "Teacher Qin, you just touched me a few times. Will the disease be cured?"
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