Text Chapter 738 Invitation by the World Medical Association
While he was introducing his condition, he kept hiccupping. Although this scene looked a bit funny, the look on his face was indeed very painful.
If a person has one burp occasionally, he will feel very comfortable, and two burps are acceptable, but if he burps continuously, even when sleeping at night, it is an extremely painful experience.
After he finished speaking, Rooney asked again: "Mr. Zhang, have you ever seen a Chinese medicine doctor during this period?"
The middle-aged man said: "Why haven't you seen it? Except for some national players who are particularly difficult to get appointments, I have visited other famous doctors, but there is still no effect."
The corners of Rooney's mouth turned up, and a smile broke out on his face. He was finally able to regain some face in front of the Chinese medicine doctor.
He said: "Mr. Zhang, don't worry, I have recently developed a new drug that is very effective for your disease. Not only does it work faster than last time, but it also lasts longer."
The middle-aged man said with joy: "Really, President Rooney, thank you so much!"
Rooney nodded, and then looked at Qin Haodong with a proud look on his face: "Teacher Qin, I have to say that there are some diseases that traditional Chinese medicine cannot cure, and only our Western medicine can cure them."
Seeing the foreigner showing off nakedly to him, Qin Haodong couldn't help but smile bitterly and shake his head.
Rooney said: "Why, Teacher Qin, are you still dissatisfied with anything?"
Qin Haodong said: "President Rooney, this disease does not require medication at all. Under your treatment, not only does it require medication for a long time, but it also relapses regularly. I really don't know what you have to be proud of."
After saying that, he turned to look at the middle-aged man: "If I guessed correctly, this medicine must not be cheap, right?"
"Of course it's not cheap. It costs tens of thousands of yuan every month, but there is nothing we can do to cure the disease."
The middle-aged man showed a wry smile, but felt that what he said might be inappropriate, so he quickly looked at Rooney, fearing that he would offend the vice president of the World Medical Association and not treat him.
Rooney's face immediately darkened. Curing Mr. Zhang's illness has always been one of the things he was proud of. Now that he was demoted to be worthless by Qin Haodong, he was naturally extremely dissatisfied.
"Teacher Qin, you just heard that Mr. Zhang saw many Chinese medicine doctors, but none of them could do anything. I cured him."
"Mr. Rooney, let me correct you. This is not a cure. It only alleviates the symptoms of Mr. Zhang's illness, but does not fundamentally eliminate the cause of the disease."
Rooney said unconvinced: "Teacher Qin, for a disease like this that has no known cause at all, it is already a great thing to be able to relieve the symptoms. Only high-end talents from our World Medical Association can develop this kind of drug."
Qin Haodong shook his head and said to the middle-aged man: "Are you sick now?"
The middle-aged man hiccupped and said: "Yes, it has started to relapse in the past few days, but it is not the most serious state. When it is most serious, it usually burps every three to five seconds.
Let me tell you, although this disease cannot kill anyone, even if it doesn’t delay eating or drinking water, it is so painful that it makes me want to commit suicide several times.”
"Don't worry, I can treat your disease without taking medicine. It's just a little painful, but it will pass after you endure it."
The middle-aged man said with surprise on his face: "Little brother, you didn't lie to me, did you?"
Rooney said: "No... no, this is impossible, Teacher Qin, you are bragging..."
"You can see the results immediately if you brag." Qin Haodong smiled, and then said to the middle-aged man, "Take a deep breath first, and I will help you treat it right away."
The middle-aged man took a deep breath as instructed, but just as he was inhaling, Qin Haodong suddenly punched him in the stomach.
The punch was so powerful that it caught him off guard. The middle-aged man immediately curled up and sat on the ground in pain.
Everyone around him was stunned. They didn't know what was going on with Qin Haodong and why he suddenly hit someone?
Rooney was stunned for a moment, then came to his senses and shouted: "Teacher Qin, you can't do this, how can you hit my patient? This is very immoral..."
After the brief pain, the middle-aged man slowly stood up from the ground and shouted to Qin Haodong angrily: "What are you doing? Why do you hit me?"
Qin Haodong smiled and said: "Mr. Zhang, I have told you that my treatment is a little painful, but it will pass after you endure it. Is your illness cured now?"
Only then did the middle-aged man realize that he really didn't hiccup anymore, and said with excitement: "Okay, I'm really healed, little brother, you are really a miracle doctor."
In order to cure this strange disease over the years, he almost spent all his wealth and visited famous doctors in the world, but nothing worked. Unexpectedly, he was cured by Qin Haodong's punch.
Rooney's mouth was wide open, his expression even more shocked than before. He never expected that his illness, as an excellent case study, would be cured by a punch.
"Mr. Qin, your treatment method is really special. Has he been completely cured now?"
Qin Haodong shook his head and said, "No, it will probably relapse in two years."
Mr. Zhang said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Two years has been a long time. I will trouble my little brother again in two years at most."
Although the punch he just suffered caused him some pain, it was incomparable to the suffering he endured while seeking medical treatment. Although the World Medical Association finally accepted him, he also endured countless looks and humiliation.
Qin Haodong said: "There is no need to be so troublesome. As long as the cause of the disease is found, it can be completely cured."
The middle-aged man's eyes widened suddenly: "Little brother, can you really find the cause of my illness?"
He had used countless advanced instruments but could not find the cause. If Qin Haodong had not just alleviated his symptoms, he would have thought he had met a madman.
Qin Haodong said: "Your physique is very special. If I read it correctly, you should have an innate cold constitution. You have been afraid of cold since you were a child."
The middle-aged man kept nodding and said: "Little brother, you are right, I am indeed like this."
Qin Haodong continued: "With your physique, you should find a place with a strong yang energy to live, but you moved to a very cold place a few years ago. If I guessed correctly, your family should live by the water.
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The middle-aged man recalled it carefully, and then shouted excitedly: "Little brother, you are right, I bought a water-view house by the lake three years ago, and I started to get sick soon after."
Qin Haodong said: "That's the problem. Your physique is not suitable for living near the water."
The middle-aged man said excitedly: "Little brother, do you mean that I can completely cure this disease just by moving?"
"That's right. In addition, you should quit smoking and drinking according to your physical condition, eat less cold drinks and cold foods, and eat more black beans, mutton and other foods that promote blood circulation and strengthen yang."
"I understand, little brother, thank you very much."
After saying that, he opened his handbag, took out two stacks of brand-new Chinese coins and stuffed them into Qin Haodong's hand, "Little brother, this is considered a medical fee, don't be too little."
Qin Haodong returned the money to him: "Forget it, today we are giving lectures and not visiting clinics, so the consultation fee will be waived."
Seeing that Qin Haodong insisted on not wanting it, the middle-aged man could only take the money back, and then asked: "Little brother, tell me your name. I have to know who my benefactor is."
"He is Qin Haodong, the Chinese medical sage."
As a harsh Chinese accent sounded, Alice walked up to the podium, took one look at her subordinates and said, "Rooney, Nedved, how are you? Are you convinced?"
Although Rooney was stubborn, after all he had experienced, he was finally impressed by Qin Haodong's medical skills. He said sincerely: "President Alice, we are really convinced. Traditional Chinese medicine is really a magical medicine that is worth learning and researching."
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Others also said: "President Alice, we are convinced..."
"President Alice, we have all misunderstood Chinese medicine. This is indeed a miraculous medical skill..."
"Mr. Qin is the best doctor I have ever seen, bar none..."
Seeing Qin Haodong use his own strength to conquer these foreigners who usually have a high opinion of themselves, win glory for China, and rectify the name of traditional Chinese medicine, the classroom immediately burst into warm applause, which was as loud as thunder and lasted for a long time.
After the applause faded, Alice said to Qin Haodong: "Dear Qin, on behalf of the World Medical Association, I invite you to join, are you willing?"
Hearing these words, the students who had just calmed down became excited again. The World Medical Association represents the world's top medical skills. Although Chinese people have joined before, they are also Western medicine.
If Qin Haodong can join the World Medical Association, he will be the first Chinese medicine practitioner in the world, which represents the world's recognition of Chinese medicine.
Shao Weimin and Wan Taisong both looked at Qin Haodong excitedly, expecting him to agree to Alice's invitation.
But Qin Haodong shook his head. With the alien demons at his side, how could he have time to serve in the World Medical Association?
"Miss Alice, thank you for your invitation. The World Medical Association is not suitable for me."
Seeing Qin Haodong reject Alice's olive branch, everyone was shocked and didn't understand why he would give up such a rare opportunity.
"Dear Qin, why do you reject me? Well, as long as you agree, I will appoint you as the vice president of the World Medical Association. This is my greatest right."
Unexpectedly, Alice did not give up. Instead, she increased the weight of her invitation. Today, the World Medical Association only has one vice president, Rooney. If Qin Haodong joins, he will become the second vice president, second only to the WMA.
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"Oh my god, this is really great. If I were Teacher Qin, I would accept the invitation immediately..."
"Yes, this is the honor of our Chinese medical community, the honor of traditional Chinese medicine..."
Everyone cheered excitedly. In their opinion, Teacher Qin would definitely not refuse this time.
But what surprised everyone was that Qin Haodong shook his head again: "President Alice, I really don't have time to work at the World Medical Association. I still have many things to do."
Alice was also quite surprised, the conditions offered were already extremely generous.
"Qin, what do you want to do? Do you want to save the earth?"
Qin Haodong smiled. What he wanted to do was really to save the earth. If the alien demons invaded, the entire earth would become their territory.
"Miss Alice, you are right, I really want to save the earth."
He was telling the truth, but to Alice's ears it was a joke.
"Okay Qin, I invite you to be the honorary vice-president of our World Medical Association. You don't have to go there at ordinary times. You can go there to exchange medical skills when you have time. Is that okay?"
Qin Haodong thought for a while, and the honorary president was okay. He could go for a tour when he had time, and he could also improve the reputation of traditional Chinese medicine. It would be a good choice.
He said: "President Alice, I accept your invitation."