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Chapter 329 It's all meaty jokes!

Upon hearing this, Lin Sirou smiled and said, "Brother Xiaofan, judging from what you said, I will definitely welcome you."

Immediately, Lin Sirou let Qin Fan in, subconsciously looked outside the door and saw no one, then closed the door.

Seeing Qin Fan standing there, Lin Sirou smiled and asked, "Brother Xiaofan, do you want some water?"

Qin Fan waved his hand and said, "I won't drink anymore. I drank too much water at night and I just remembered to pee."

Upon hearing this, Lin Sirou smiled and said, "I see you're too lazy. It's not normal for people to wake up at night."

Then she climbed onto the bed and continued: "Don't just stand on the bottom. Sit up. I feel a little embarrassed if you stand on the bottom."

Qin Fan was speechless upon hearing this, thinking that this girl really had something to be embarrassed about, so Qin Fan took off his shoes and sat outside the bed.

At this time, Lin Sirou looked at Qin Fan and asked, "How come I noticed that you seem to be a little reluctant to let go when we meet this time."

Well, Qin Fan shook his head and said: "Is there anything I can't let go of? It's just that I drank a little. There's a saying called drunken sex. I'm worried that if I'm too drunk, I can't help but do something bad.

That’s it.”

When Lin Sirou heard this, she thought to herself that this guy is really good at showing off, and he definitely wants to take the initiative.

However, Lin Sirou would definitely not take the initiative at this time. Boys usually take the initiative in bed, so Lin Sirou did not answer, but said with a smile: "Brother Xiaofan, what story are you going to tell tonight?"

"What story do you want to hear?" Qin Fan asked with a smile. Looking at the other person looking at him with a speechless face, Qin Fan continued: "Would you like to hear a meat or vegetarian story?"

Lin Sirou chuckled, stared at the other person and asked, "There is also a meaty and vegetarian part of the story. What's the meaty part like?"

Qin Fan nodded and said with a smile: "There must be,"

Immediately, Qin Fan started to boast, and he said with a smile: "There was a young lady who ordered stir-fried firecrackers during dinner. When she was picking up the vegetables, she accidentally dropped it between her legs, so the young lady was shocked..." Qin Fan

He paused and did not continue.

"Then what?" Lin Sirou asked curiously.

Qin Fan chuckled and continued: "The lady said this thing is really powerful. After it's cooked and minced, it still knows the road."

Lin Sirou blushed immediately after hearing this, looked at Qin Fan and said speechlessly: "Don't all you men like to hear such dirty jokes?"

Qin Fan nodded and said: "Yes, don't you girls also like to listen? There is another one like this."

Qin Fan paused for a moment and then said: "A couple had a wedding night, and the groom woke up the next day and found that the bride's face was full of tears, so the groom curiously asked: Baby, why are you crying?"

At this time, Qin Fan paused again, looked at Lin Sirou and asked with a smile: "Do you know what the bride said?"

Lin Sirou blushed, stared at Qin Fan and said, "It goes without saying that it was a wedding night, two people must have done it. The bride will definitely say that the groom hurt her when he fucked her last night."

Although she has never practiced it, Lin Sirou once heard a female classmate talk about the feeling of being fucked by a man.

Dizzy, Qin Fan shook his head and said with a smile: "You no longer call it Neihan Duanzi, but you call it Huang Duanzi."

Looking at Lin Sirou's blushing and depressed expression, Qin Fan continued to smile and said: "That's what the bride said. She cried and said that your thing has shrunk to nothing after using it all night. What if you want to use it again in the future?"

Do it?"

Lin Sirou was completely speechless. She didn't know what to say. She smiled and said, "So you came upstairs to tell me this kind of joke specifically."

Well, Qin Fan nodded and smiled: "Yes, I have something better, do you want to listen?"

Even if Lin Sirou wanted to listen at this time, she was too embarrassed to say yes, so Lin Sirou shook her head and said, "I won't listen anymore, let's go to sleep."

Qin Fan nodded and said with a smile: "That's it, you go to sleep quickly, I'm going down."

Upon hearing this, Lin Sirou immediately pulled Qin Fan and complained: "Brother Xiaofan, I found that you still like to be prude. In fact, you came up at night and wanted to sleep with me, but you still pretended to do it. It's not like I wouldn't let you go to bed.

.”

Well, Qin Fan was speechless for a while, then smiled and said, "I'm embarrassed to say it."

"What is there to say?" Lin Sirou lay down and looked at Qin Fan and said, "You can sleep here tonight."

"Okay," Qin Fan nodded, turned off the light, and lay down next to Lin Sirou. Qin Fan smelled the faint fragrance of Lin Sirou and said with a smile, "Sirou, you smell so good."

"Isn't that right?" Lin Sirou pursed her lips and smiled, raised her buttocks and leaned closer to Qin Fan. Lin Sirou hugged Qin Fan and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaofan, you can sleep with me in your arms at night."

Upon hearing this, Qin Fan smiled and said, "Don't worry about me tonight, what should I do if I accidentally lose my temper?"

Lin Sirou shook her head and said, "You won't."

She had slept with Qin Fan several times before but had never seen him fuck her. This was why Lin Sirou was so relieved about Qin Fan. In fact, if this guy insisted on doing it tonight, she might agree to it.

Well, Qin Fan was speechless for a while, then Lin Sirou took the initiative to kiss Qin Fan and asked with a smile: "Brother Xiao Fan, I'm actually very curious, every time you sleep with me, have you ever thought about doing that with me?

.”

"I must have thought about it," Qin Fan didn't hide the matter. He thought that no matter which boy he slept with, if there was a girl sleeping next to him, he would have had the idea of ​​fucking her at one time or another.

Lin Sirou nodded. She thought that the reason why the guy didn't do it must be because he cared about her. Suddenly, Lin Sirou felt that Qin Fan was worth entrusting to her. Lin Sirou smiled and said, "Brother Xiaofan, let's go to bed."

"Okay," Qin Fan nodded, and then he hugged Lin Sirou to sleep. He put his hand dishonestly into Lin Sirou's clothes and rubbed the two mountains until Lin Sirou groaned a few times.

Qin Fan then retracted his hand and said with a smile: "I'm taking advantage tonight. Stop fooling me and go to sleep."

Qin Fan got up very early the next morning and went home after exercising. What made him depressed was that Tian Wen seemed to have drunk a bit too much last night and was still not up yet. He waited until Cuilan was cooking.

Haven't woken up yet.

Watching others getting up one after another, Qin Fan called the door twice before pushing the door open and going in. Seeing Tian Wen still sleeping, Qin Fan suddenly felt dumbfounded.

He thought to himself that this guy seemed to have such a bad ability to drink, yet he drank so much. Qin Fan immediately walked up to him, gently placed a hand on his forehead, and injected a ray of spiritual energy into his body to help him relieve his hangover.

After a while, Tian Wen woke up and looked at Qin Fan sitting on the bed. He knew that there was a lecture on vegetable greenhouses at ten o'clock in the morning, which was not delayed. Then Tian Wen smiled and said: "Brother, I'm sorry, I drank happily yesterday.

It’s a bit much.”


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