Li Biting heard that the Taoist priest said he wanted to tell fortunes. She knew that he was deceiving her. She didn't believe in fortune telling at first, so she pulled Qin Fan and said, "Xiaofan, let's go. That guy must be deceiving us."
Qin Fan was actually quite curious about this Taoist priest. He shook his head and smiled at Li Biting and said, "If you believe it, there will be it. If you don't believe it, there won't be it. Let's go and see what he is trying to fool us about. Maybe we will have a good marriage."
When Li Biting heard what Qin Fan said, she thought that even if that guy was deceiving them, she would be very happy if he really said that they would have a good marriage in the future. After all, everyone likes to hear good things.
So Li Biting nodded and said, "Okay, just take a look."
Immediately, the two of them walked towards the Taoist priest. When the Taoist priest saw the two people approaching, he immediately closed the book and put it next to him. He smiled at Qin Fan seriously and said, "What do you want to read, little friend?"
This Taoist priest is called Xuanyang. He has been coming to this Taoist temple for more than three years. In addition to doing the daily affairs of the Taoist temple, his biggest hobby is reading that pornographic book. He also likes to tell people's fortunes and make some money.
Qin Fan smiled and said: "Any hexagram is fine."
Xuanyang nodded and said with a smile: "Then I will add my career to your marriage later."
Immediately, he asked Qin Fan and Li Biting to sit down, asked Qin Fan and Li Biting some questions, and asked them to draw lots.
Qin Fan also complied with the instructions. In fact, he knew the current fortune-telling routine. He would first trick you out of your words intentionally or unintentionally, and then deceive you according to the situation.
After Xuanyang made some predictions according to the hexagrams, as Qin Fan expected, this guy said that although his career would have twists and turns in the future, his future would definitely be good, and his marriage to Li Biting would be great.
Li Biting must have been happy when she heard this, but Qin Fan just smiled and said nothing.
At this time, Xuanyang took out two amulets and fooled Qin Fan into saying that after buying this thing, it would definitely be better. Qin Fan asked with a smile: "How much does this cost?"
Xuanyang shook his head and smiled: "This has no price, it's all up to you, you can give it as much as you want."
Normally many people would be embarrassed to give it to him when they heard it. Qin Fan nodded and took out his wallet and took out a hundred yuan. Xuanyang felt very happy when he saw this guy taking a hundred yuan and was about to praise him.
At this moment, he suddenly couldn't speak anymore. Xuanyang looked at Qin Fan speechlessly as he took out two dime coins and stuffed the one hundred yuan back into his wallet. Xuanyang was depressed, but
He was too embarrassed to say it.
Qin Fan put the two cent coins on the table, looked at the other person and said with a smile: "See how serious you were just now, otherwise I would also give you a fortune telling."
Xuanyang was originally unhappy when this guy gave him two cents. When he heard this, he immediately said angrily: "You know how to tell fortunes?"
"Yes," Qin Fan nodded and said with a smile: "We are peers. I just gave you a fortune telling that something bad will happen to you in the past two days, either to your body or something else, so be careful.
, and you shouldn’t read that book too often.”
He used to fool others, but now he didn't expect that someone would actually fool him. Xuanyang suddenly felt angry and sneered: "Don't worry about it. I've never had bad luck, and my health is even better."
Qin Fan nodded and said, "Just take care of yourself," and then pulled Li Biting out.
After walking out of the Taoist temple, Li Biting looked at Qin Fan and asked: "Xiaofan, did you just say it true or not? Even I was almost fooled by you."
Qin Fan shook his head and said: "I'm not fooling that guy. It's true. That guy is very likely to have a serious illness."
"Really?" Li Biting stopped immediately, glanced subconsciously at the side hall behind her, and then asked: "Then tell me what's wrong with him?"
Well, Qin Fan took a look and said, "I don't know either."
In fact, when he walked up to the Taoist priest just now, he realized that there was something wrong with this guy's face. This was a typical sign of a serious illness. But what made Qin Fan speechless was that he had just used a fluoroscope to look at it and found no illness, so he didn't.
Say more.
When Li Biting heard this, she laughed and said: "You don't even know the disease, so you told people that you were going to be seriously ill, and you still said it wasn't a lie."
After saying that, looking at Qin Fan's depressed expression, Li Biting held his arm and said with a smile: "Let's go, ignore him, let's go shopping elsewhere."
Qin Fan nodded and said, "Yeah, never mind," he definitely didn't want others to get sick.
The two of them left the Taoist temple and went to the back mountain. At this time, there were already many people, including people from nearby villages, county towns, and even cities.
We walked around until noon, and when we reached a square, Qin Fan said, "I'm going to pee, are you going to go?"
Li Biting took a look and sighed and said, "Actually, I've wanted to pee for a long time. Look at the long queue in the girls' toilet, so I might as well hold it in."
Qin Fan was speechless for a while, looking at the long queue in the girls' toilet and getting drunk, but this kind of thing happens everywhere. There are often long queues in the women's toilet, and there are almost no people in the men's toilet, so Qin Fan said with a smile:
"I'll go in and take a look first. If there's no one around, you can go to the men's room."
"No, I'm sorry, so many people are watching." Li Biting shook her head and said.
Uh, "What's the shame of peeing?" Qin Fan said and walked into the men's restroom. After a while, he came out and said with a smile: "Let's go, there's no one inside. I'll take you to the men's restroom."
Li Biting was still embarrassed to go in, but she was finally pulled in by Qin Fan.
Immediately, Qin Fan stood guard at the door, and when Li Biting came out, Li Biting said with a smile: "I want to be a man in my next life, so that I can go to at least one place without having to worry about going to the toilet."
"Yes," Qin Fan nodded and said with a smile: "Your women's toilet does not have a toilet, so it must be slow, and taking off your pants will also take time."
Li Biting blushed and said, "You brat said it as if you had been in the women's restroom. You know this."
Dizzy, "Take me as a fool," Qin Fan shook his head and said with a smile: "This is common sense, you will understand it as soon as you think about it."
Li Biting was a little embarrassed when she heard this and smiled: "Actually, I thought the men's restroom was the same as our women's restroom, but I just discovered that you also have a urinal."
"That's for sure," Qin Fan nodded, took the other person's hand and said with a smile, "Okay, sit here and rest for a while, we will go to eat later."
Li Biting said yes, and immediately the two of them sat in the square. Qin Fan got up and went to the small shop next to him to buy a cold drink for Li Biting.
When Qin Fan got the cold drink, he turned around and frowned. He saw four men surrounding Li Biting, and Qin Fan looked at those guys with arrogant expressions. They were obviously bastards.
The eldest of these four gangsters is called Li Chao, the guy who was chasing Li Biting before.
Today at the temple fair, he took some of his men out for a stroll to see if any pretty girls could touch him. As soon as they arrived, they saw Li Biting.