If Emperor Yongle knew that when the two imperial envoys he sent met, they were not talking about the imperial envoys' state affairs, but about looking for flowers and willows, this grumpy emperor would definitely send his royal guards to take them back, castrate them and throw away their penises.
Go feed the dog
It's a pity that Zhu Di couldn't hear what the two said, so he could only let them talk more and more unbearably...
Just listen to Zhang Hu's brows talking about women's classics: "Similar to raising Yangzhou thin horses, Datong ladies also raised them since childhood, but instead of learning piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, they specialized in charming skills. I heard them say that since 89
Starting from the age of 18, they sit in the wine jar and practice every day. Over time, their pelvises can swing as they please, and men can enjoy supreme happiness without moving, allowing you to enjoy the joy of a man even if you are seventy or eighty years old.
Xiongfeng..."
"It's really a masterpiece." Wang Xian secretly swallowed his saliva and immediately yearned for it. He smiled and said: "Brother, if you make a big splash in Datong and eat a lot of meat, you will definitely get tired of it. Now when we go to Taiyuan, let's eat something light.
Side dishes, change the taste, do you like it?"
"Haha, brother is really after my heart." Zhang Sala nodded vigorously and said: "This Datong woman is so capable, I still want it. Although my brother is also a veteran, he will lose it after a long battle. I am tired of eating big fish now."
Darou, I was just thinking about some light side dishes to relieve my tiredness."
"That puts me at ease." Wang Xian said with a relaxed smile. When the car arrived at the palace, the two of them had exchanged words. Zhang Kuo was five years older than him. Wang Xian called him brother and he called him king.
Xian is called 'Brother Xian'... He should have been called 'Brother Xian' originally, but there is a word 'Xian' in Wang Xian's name, which makes it too intimate and is also taboo, so Zhang Kai called him 'Brother Xian'.
Just from this small detail, it can be seen that Zhang Sala is much more careful than he appears. Wang Xianxin said, this is the so-called 'looking like a pig but having a bright heart, right?' You have to be very careful with this kind of person.
You must not underestimate him because he is pretending to be crazy or acting stupid. You will definitely suffer a loss.
As they talked, they arrived at Jin Palace. Prince Jin's car was extraordinary. He drove straight into Donghua Gate and stopped in front of Danqi.
When they got out of the car, the two of them had already put on their green clothes, put away their lewd expressions, and put on two sad faces. They went in to pay homage in front of the Taifei Zi Palace. Zhang Hao took the hand of King Jin and said a lot of comfort.
Then he personally presented the gift list. After the King of Jin thanked him, he invited the two imperial envoys to come to the Lin Palace for tea.
After the guests and hosts were seated, the King of Jin said: "I feel deeply sorry for having my superior come all the way to pay my respects."
"Where is it?" Zhang Wei said: "When I heard that the old concubine passed away, my whole body was devastated. I wished I could fly to Taiyuan to see the old concubine off. Unfortunately, the emperor's life was on his side and he could not leave without permission, so he had to wait for her.
I came here after my errands were done, it's already too late..." His eyes turned red as he spoke, and he shed a few tears along with Prince Jin.
Wang Xian secretly marveled at this. He was obviously completely different from the swinger in the car just now. Could it be that he was talking about people and talking about ghosts? Wait, isn't I a ghost? I look like
Is it that lewd?
Seeing the two of them chatting casually, Wang Xian complained and went to the back to use the toilet. As soon as he left, Zhang Hao lowered his face and said: "Your Majesty, what kind of fun are you having? I see you and Wang Zhongde
, the relationship is very good.
"It's really good..." Zhu Jiyan said with a wry smile, "But it's just a recent thing."
"Then why did you call me here in such a hurry?" Zhang Wei said displeasedly: "Also, why did you just greet me without seeing that old man Zhang Chun? Could it be that he looks down on me?" It turns out that Zhang Wei was not at the reception pavilion before. Those officials thought that the chief envoy did not come to greet him...
"Oh, it's a long story." Zhu Jiyan still smiled bitterly.
"Then you should keep the story short..." Zhang Sala said with increasing displeasure.
"That's what happened..." Zhu Jiyan briefly told Zhang Kai about the amazing turn of events in the past few days. Of course, he would not say that he killed Zhang Chun, only that Zhang Chun was afraid of crime. After committing suicide, he and Wang Xian reached a compromise, each taking a step back and not forcing the other to death.
"That's it." Zhang Wei was dumbfounded after hearing this. Isn't this plot too damn bizarre? If this is true, then Wang Xian's ability is not ordinary. The prince and grandson sent such a talkative boy here. In Shanxi, he also laughed at the lack of talent in the prince's palace, and there was no reason to be invincible. Now that he saw it, he was really wrong. In times of crisis, talented people always come out. The boy named Wang turned the tide now, and the prince's energy was not exhausted yet.
He rubbed his chin and thought wildly. After a while, he returned to the situation in front of him... He thought to himself that this result couldn't be better. The Zhang family was the number one general in the dynasty, and the disciples and grandsons of Datong were all under his family's protection. Zhang Wei was kicked out. When he arrived in Datong, he just wiped the butt of these guys. But he didn't move because he wanted to wait for the result in Taiyuan. If there was a big fuss in Taiyuan, who knows, he would have to sacrifice a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals to give an explanation to the emperor. ...There is no way, who gives him an elder brother who cherishes his reputation, and his elder brother will not let him go if he does anything too selfish
It would be best for Taiyuan to resolve the issue peacefully now. As long as he follows the trend, he can give an explanation to the emperor and his eldest brother, and he can be considered worthy of the Taiyuan gang who flattered his filial son and grandson. Of course, it is inevitable to sacrifice someone. , after all, these grandsons are having such a big game, and if they want to pass through unscathed, then the Ming Dynasty will be completely unreasonable...
The two simply exchanged views. When Wang Xian came back from his walk in the hut, Zhang Hu stood up and left. Zhu Jiyan said apologetically: "Young Master came from afar, and I should have given you wine to entertain you, but I couldn't help but thank you for your filial piety." , we can’t accompany each other.” He said and took Wang Xian’s arm affectionately and said, “Please Zhongde, please treat me well to the young master.
"It's easy to talk." Zhang Sala cupped his hands and said, "Brother Wang and I have similar minds, and it's just a good time to get together." He waved his hand and said, "Your Majesty, please come back, let's go."
The carriage parked outside the door had been replaced by another inconspicuous one. Zhang Hao was not angry but happy, and Shi Shiran got on the carriage.
As soon as the car door closed, Zhang Sala took off the filial piety hat on his head, took off his green clothes, and smiled at Wang Xian: "Everything from now on is up to my brother."
"No problem." Wang Xian smiled, opened the front window, and told Zhou Yong, the driver, "Go to Xiaojiangnan.
The carriage turned eastward from Donghua Gate to the east road. After a while, it stopped in front of an ordinary courtyard house at the end of the road. The buildings in Shanxi are generally in the northern style, but the roads are narrower and the doors and walls are higher. It looks very plain from the outside, making it difficult to see what's going on inside.
At this moment, the door of the courtyard house was closed tightly. Zhou Yong stepped forward and knocked on the door for a long time before a man came out and said with a guarded look: "For what?"
Zhou Yong didn't say anything and took out a jade tablet. This was given to Wang Xian by the King of Jin. Otherwise, how could an outsider like Wang Xian find such a secret place deep in the alley?
When the man saw the jade plaque, his expression immediately changed. He hurriedly asked someone to open the door, and said to Zhou Yong with a smile: "Recently, the whole city is wearing mourning. Although the government does not dare to take care of a place like ours, we must be more careful."
Zhou Yong nodded and drove the carriage into the yard. When the carriage stopped, Zhang Hu couldn't wait to jump out. What he saw inside was a Jiangnan-style corridor screen wall, small bridges and flowing water, rockeries, rocks, flowers and trees. Although it was the middle of winter,
Yushu Qionghua has a unique scenery. It really looks like I have returned to the south of the Yangtze River where pear blossoms are in full bloom in early spring.
"How is it? Do you like it?" Wang Xian also got out of the car and said with a smile. To be honest, this is actually his first time here.
"It's so agreeable. I've been homesick for a long time." Zhang Wei said with a smile: "This place is good, with quiet gardens, in the north and south of the Yangtze River. My brothers are elegant people."
Wang Xianxin said, I am so elegant, this is the elegance of King Jin, okay?
"Why don't you see the madam?" Zhang Hu couldn't help but feel a little strange when he heard the sound of music and music inside, but there were no guests laughing, and there was no enthusiastic madam rushing towards him.
"Isn't it vulgar to have an old bustard?" Wang Xian said, "There are many places to go in this garden, with different scenery and different girls living in it. My dear friends, you can stroll through it and have a romantic encounter.
Wouldn’t it be a different experience?”
"Hehe, not bad, not bad." Zhang Sala nodded and said, "The master here has thought about men thoroughly."
Wang Xian also agreed. How do you say that? A man, a wife is not as good as a concubine, a concubine is not as good as a prostitute, and a prostitute is not as good as a thief. This garden does not look like a romantic atmosphere, just like an ordinary Jiangnan garden, with people living in it.
The girl, well-dressed and well-fed, has slaves and maidservants, like a young lady in a deep house, and the men are like libertines crawling through walls and caves. When meeting a young girl who loves spring, you will naturally feel the pleasure of having an affair. How can you not linger and forget to leave?
The two of them strolled in the garden and found that the design here was really exquisite. Although the entire garden was not particularly large, only about a dozen acres, the courtyard walls were winding, rockeries lay across it, and the winding paths led to secluded areas.
It was like a maze, and people could wander around for a long time without getting a clue. Zhang Hao laughed and scolded: "What's the purpose of Zhuge Liang's Bagua array?"
"This is to avoid the embarrassment of meeting guests." Wang Xian said with a smile: "Besides, how good does it feel to be alone? It's like the whole garden is just for you."
"It makes sense." Zhang Wei found it interesting and wandered around inside, even passing through several doors without entering. Until he got tired of walking, he happened to see a courtyard. He wanted to say that this is the one. But after taking a closer look, it turned out that
It's a Taoist temple. "Grandma, if you put a Taoist temple in a brothel, you can really imagine it."
"My dear friend, are you pretending to be confused or are you really confused?" Wang Xian smiled and said, "It's a Taoist temple. Look at the name of the Taoist temple. Don't you understand?"
"Doulao Palace..." Zhang Sala took a closer look, patted his thigh and said, "Aunt Taishan is as famous as Auntie Datong, Yangzhou Shou Ma, and West Lake Boat Girl."
"Isn't that right?" Wang Xian said with a smile: "Here is a beautiful Taoist nun invited from the Doulao Palace in Mount Tai."
"Haha, I've seen Auntie Datong, Shou Ma from Yangzhou, and the boat girl from West Lake. The only one missing is this girl from Taishan. Brother, you are really my brother." Zhang Hui hurriedly pulled Wang Xian and walked in: "Hurry up,