"Okay, okay." Zhang Wei was overjoyed and went to hold the little Taoist nun's hand and said, "I can drink wine and enjoy the snow with my little master. My little brother, I really have no regrets in my life." He was obviously seven or eight years older than others, but he still had a mouthful
A little brother calls himself... He is really not shy.
"What a beautiful idea." Unexpectedly, the little Taoist nun pulled her hands away when he touched her and said, "Don't ruin other people's Qingxiu." Then he said to another Taoist nun: "Senior sister, these two are lecherous, let's go
Report it to the master. "Wang Xian is so depressed, grandma, I haven't said a word since I walked in the door, how could I be seen as a pervert? Didn't I just stare at your breasts for a while...
"Okay." The two Taoist nuns went out. When they reached the door, they looked back at them deeply and started laughing.
Zhang Hu kept craning his neck like a goose until no one could be seen before retracting his head and patting Wang Xiandao hard: "Brother, brother, you are my brother. It's so wonderful to choose this place. Grandma, I'm such a careless person.
I haven’t jumped like this in years. I didn’t even hold my hand..."
"Brother, as long as you are satisfied, but there is more than just a Dou Lao Palace in this little Jiangnan," Wang Xian said with a smile, "Brother, you must allocate your physical strength reasonably."
"Haha, don't be in a hurry, take your time. I have decided not to go back to celebrate the New Year this year. I will live here. I will not go out until I have visited this little Jiangnan." Zhang Hao made a big wish and said: "Brother, please accompany me."
Me to the end
"Haha, I will risk my life to accompany the gentleman." Wang Xian naturally would not let him down.
The two talked happily, and the two little Taoist nuns came in again. The first one brought in a charcoal basin and placed it under the table. The latter one brought a food box, opened the lid, and took out a pot of Xinghua Village Fenjiu.
Several exquisite side dishes were laid out to accompany the wine. The little Taoist nun put the wine pot on and was about to go out, but she was grabbed by Zhang Wei and said with a calm smile: "Young master, stay here."
"The charcoal basin has been brought and the wine has been boiled. What else do you want?" the little Taoist nun pretended to be angry.
"I really want to..." Zhang Hao held the little Taoist nun's tender hands on his cheeks, "Little Master, can we sit down and have a glass of wine together?"
"You're a disciple, you have to look at Shu for a long time." But the little Taoist nun wanted to pull out her hands and said: "Don't ruin our Qing cultivators."
How could Zhang Kuang let her take her little hand away? He held it tightly and said, "Please have mercy on me, Master." He gestured to Wang Xian with his eyes, which meant, don't just let me sing a one-man show, you should also join me.
Wang Xian secretly smiled bitterly in his heart. After all, I am also an imperial envoy. Even the governor of Shanxi Province was polite to me, but I have to beg for nothing with a kiln girl here. But unfortunately, this young man is too important... Wang Xian
Not only is he expected to help deal with the Xuanfu man, but also for His Royal Highness, who lacks military support, even just maintaining a good relationship with the Zhang family is of great benefit. So no matter from which point of view, he
You have to keep Mr. Zhang with you.
Gritting his teeth and being cruel, Wang Xian stood up, blocked the door, and said with a smile: "The young master is very good to my brother. I will thank you two young masters properly, and then sit down and have a drink."
Bar.
"Then, you can only drink wine in a disciplined manner." The big-eyed little nun said, "You can't talk nonsense, and you can't be dishonest."
"Of course." Zhang Sala nodded and said, "Sit down quickly, little master." Then he looked at the little Taoist nun and asked, "There are only two benches here, but how do you sit down?"
"Of course, you two squeeze into one table, and we sit together." The little Taoist nun with a bright smile covered her mouth and said with a smile: "It is said that men and women have always had separate banquets. We are all different between men and women. Now sitting at the same table is no longer a good thing.
We can no longer push our limits.”
"That won't work, that won't work, it's unreasonable." Zhang Hao said hurriedly.
"Why is it unreasonable?" The little Taoist nun with big eyes said with a smile: "This is our principle."
Zhang Wei couldn't remember why it was unreasonable, so he smiled at Wang Xian and said: "Brother, tell me, what kind of unreasonable law is it?"
Wang Xian then laughed and said, "We are both so wide, so sitting on the same bench is too narrow. Junior Master is too petite, so sitting on the same bench is too wide."
"That's right." Zhang Sala suddenly smiled and said: "We should match men and women, that's just fine."
"There is no intimacy between men and women." The smiling little Taoist nun refused again.
"What the Master said is wrong," Zhang Hao said, smacking his lips and saying, "As for what's the difference? This brother of mine is the Juren Master, let him tell you about it."
"The meaning of not kissing each other is that we should not have skin contact with each other. We are sitting on stools and behave properly. How can we have skin contact?" Wang Xian said with a smile: "So it does not violate etiquette."
"I guess you are right." The two Taoist nuns relaxed and sat down on two sides. The one with big eyes and high chest sat on one side with Zhang Hao, and the one who loved to laugh sat on the other side with Wang Xian. The four of them sat down.
, came to pour the wine, Zhang Sala picked up the wine glass and said: "Meeting each other is fate. It is a great blessing for us brothers to be able to drink at the same table with the little master's wife. Come on, I will drink this cup to the full."
Wang Xian naturally drank it all in one gulp, and the two Taoist nuns also drank happily. Zhang Hu suddenly noticed something strange on the wine cup, and made a fuss: "Brother, look at the style of this wine cup."
"Dehua painted white porcelain." Wang Xian said with a smile: "It's very expensive." He has been immersed in Zhu Zhanji for a long time. He is now quite knowledgeable.
"Haha, expert," Zhang Hao smiled and pointed at Brother Thumb: "But I'm not asking you to look at this, you look at the pattern on it."
Wang Xian picked up the wine cup and took a look. The small white porcelain wine cup actually had exquisite pictures of beauties painted on it, "Haha, there are flying swallows in the Han Palace."
"I am a drunken imperial concubine." Zhang Sala pointed to his wine cup and said with a smile: "Look at what's on the spoon?"
"Get jade and play the flute." Wang Xiandao.
"Where is this one?" Zhang Sala asked again.
"Wenjun is the furnace." Wang Xian replied.
"Ha, it's interesting. This set of drinking utensils is really interesting." Zhang Hao teased the little Taoist nun and said, "It doesn't look like it is used by monks."
"These are all women," the little Taoist nun with big eyes said with a white look: "We female Taoists don't have to paint women's cups and plates, why should we paint men's cups?"
"That's right," another little Taoist nun who loved to laugh said, "the ones painted on them are all our girls' idols."
"Not only are there idols, but you are also with us." Wang Xian smiled and said, "Why don't we guess how many female Taoist priests there are on this cup and plate? If you guess wrong, you will be punished.
"Two." The two little Taoist nuns looked around carefully and said with certainty.
"Wrong, there are three." Wang Xian smiled.
"Nonsense, we only saw two." The two little Taoist nuns didn't believe it.
"I said three, just three. Do you two young masters know which three they are?" Wang Xian laughed again.
"I know, I know, one of them is Song Huayang who has a tacit understanding." The smiling little Taoist nun hurriedly said.
"There is also a fish mystery that 'it is easy to find priceless treasures, but it is rare to find a lover.'" The little Taoist nun with big eyes said not to be outdone. She hooked her pair of peach blossom eyes and said, "But this female Taoist priest is very unruly.
, I heard that she had affairs with many men."
"Actually, the same goes for Song Huayang. She and Li Shang have a secret relationship, and that's why they have 'a pair of flying wings without a colorful phoenix, but a clear understanding of the heart.'" Seeing the two Taoist nuns looking at him in surprise, Wang Xianxin said, I don't have much knowledge in this area.
Quite rich.
"Isn't there another one?" the big-eyed little Taoist nun asked: "Why do I look around and find two Taoist priests?"
"I know this." Zhang Wei twisted the wine cup and said with a smile, "Then the third one is here."
"Is the imperial concubine drunk?" the two little nuns said, "Is the imperial concubine Yang?"
"Yes, Concubine Yang once became a monk and became a sister-in-law. Her name is so true. You have heard of it, right?" Zhang Hu finally had a chance to show off.
"Scared, does it count as a former one?" the little Taoist nun said helplessly.
"Of course." Zhang Wei said with a smile: "Once you are a master's wife, you will always be a master's wife." He said with a smile: "Speaking of which, Yang Taizhen does not follow the rules. She had an affair with her husband, hahahaha...
..." He smiled and wiped away his tears while asking the two young nuns: "Emotional female Taoist priests all have this hobby. I wonder if the two young masters also have it?"
"There's nothing we can do about it," the two little Taoist nuns didn't worry. The one with big eyes and high breasts said with a smile, "Otherwise, how could we have two good sons who can drink with us?"
"Pfft..." Zhang Wei nearly sprayed her face with a sip of wine, "How dare you tease us two?" He laughed and went to tickle the little Taoist nun. The little Taoist nun laughed so hard that she hurriedly begged for mercy: "I don't dare to dare.
Sorry, I can't help you two to compensate for this. Your Excellency doesn't care about the faults of others."
"Isn't there any use in just compensating?" Zhang Sala was unreasonable and continued to tickle her. Wang Xian smiled and said: "You have to take some practical actions."
"Okay, this poor Taoist will sing a song to apologize to the two young masters." The little Taoist nun said hurriedly.
"I want to listen to Shibamo's music, otherwise I won't sing." Zhang Hao said with a smile.
"Shibamo can't sing, but she can sing 'Beauty Cup,' which just suits the occasion." The little Taoist nun said with a smile.
"Then let's sing the Beauty Cup." Zhang Sala pinched the Beauty Cup in his hand and said with a smile, "Is it appropriate to listen to it?"
The big-eyed little Taoist nun then got away, straightened her clothes, sat up straight, and said to the other one: "Sister, please help me accompany you."
The little Taoist nun who loves to laugh rolled her eyes and said, "You have to drag me every time you cause trouble." But soon there was a Ruan Qin in her hand, and she started playing tinklingly.
After the prelude, the big-eyed little Taoist nun began to sing charmingly:
"Drunken Concubine Yang is in the palm of my hand, her spring heart is exposed, my jade skin is exposed, and the fine wine is flowing down as sweet as honey. The tips of my nose are straight, my tongue is listening to the topic, and the heat is rolling down my throat. I am sitting at the table, smiling and urging you, I prefer to eat the Zixia cup.
The feeling of spring shines through my chest, and when I sleep with my eyes closed, the heart of the flower is a little bit fluttering. The heart of the flower is crimson, the petals are pink, and the flowing clouds stray into the Taoyuan Cave. When I hold the three bells, I am happy to have a delicate fragrance, like hibiscus emerging from the autumn water."
The little Taoist nun's singing voice is far inferior to that of Gu Xiaolian, but the advantage is that the lyrics are obscene and can still attract people's soul. At the end of the song, Zhang Hao smiled and put his arms around the little Taoist nun and said: "What a spring breeze.
, eyes closed and asleep. I wonder if the little master’s wife is a little flirtatious?”