"Father, please calm down." The person responsible for contacting the White Lotus Sect was Zhu Zhantan, the current crown prince of the Han Dynasty. He hurriedly tried to comfort him: "This incident happened suddenly, and no one can be fully prepared."
"Then don't act rashly!" The one who spoke was not Zhu Gaoxu, but Wei Wuque who stood coldly aside. He said with a strange tone: "If Wang Xian could be killed so easily, he wouldn't be here today!"
"If it doesn't work this time, there will be a next time. If he doesn't leave Shandong for a day, we will still have a chance!" Zhu Zhantan replied dissatisfied.
"That's easy to say," Wei Wuque said disdainfully: "Because the White Lotus Sect acted rashly this time, it will be extremely difficult to recruit Wang Xian out in the future!"
"He can't always stay in Jinan City!" Zhu Zhantan was very unkind to Wei Wuque and confronted him. "It would be better if that were the case! Just wait for the court to deal with him!"
"Joke..." Wei Wuque sneered at Zhu Zhantan's words: "You underestimate Wang Xian's ability!"
"I think you were frightened by him!" Zhu Zhantan retorted.
"Your Highness, anyone who dares to underestimate him will die," Wei Wuque stared at Zhu Zhan like a poisonous snake and said, "It doesn't matter if you dare to underestimate him, don't bring trouble to the prince!"
"Hmph! You, a Mingjiao monster, dare to sow discord between our father and son?!" Zhu Zhantan was furious and was about to draw his sword.
"That's enough!" Zhu Gaoxu finally had enough of watching the monkey show, and said angrily: "If there is someone in the nest who has the ability, if you have the guts, you can go to Jinan and get that guy's dog head!"
"This..." Zhu Zhantan grew up under the intimidation of the King of Han. Basically, as soon as the King of Han glared at him, he lost the curse.
"Your Majesty, please calm down. With that guy's temper, he will definitely not let it go after suffering such a big loss." Wei Wuque was not afraid of the King of Han, and thought to himself: "I estimate that he will make a big move soon, and we need to be prepared to deal with it.
"
"What will he do?" Zhu Gaoxu asked, nodding slowly.
"Most likely, it is to clean up the officialdom in Shandong." Wei Wuque said lightly: "Before, Wang Xian had great distrust of the civil and military forces in Shandong, so he tried to bypass them and capture the Buddha Mother on his own strength. But this method did not work.
, I think he already knows very well that he is alone in Shandong and cannot do anything without help. So I think he should change the officialdom of Shandong."
"It makes sense." Zhu Gaoxu nodded and said, "But in this case, his plan to cut the knot quickly will go bankrupt, and this guy will have to stay in Shandong permanently."
"The problem of the White Lotus Sect cannot be solved within three to five years," Wei Wucuo nodded and said, "Let us and the Imperial Envoy take our time."
"I see that Shandong is such a quagmire that we must plunge him into it." His Highness the King of Han's mood improved greatly, and he returned to his usual boldness and said, "Come on, let's see what kind of drama he can sing?!".
Jinan Mansion, where the imperial envoy traveled, rested for several days in the warm embrace of Aunt Taishan. The imperial envoy seemed to have regained his vitality. On the day of Beginning of Summer, Zhou Yong asked Zhou Yong to invite the chiefs of the third division to the Pearl Spring again, and specifically asked them to
Wear casual clothes.
The officers of the Third Division naturally arrived in uniform as promised. Seeing that Wang Xian was still wearing the same purple robe, with his long hair simply tied up with a ribbon, the three of them couldn't help but feel in a trance. It felt like they were back two months ago, when Wang Xian's first
The first time I invited them to the Pearl Spring, the experience was definitely not a pleasant one...
Seeing that the three adults had different expressions, Wang Xian knew that they were remembering the past. He smiled slightly and reassured the three of them: "Don't worry, you three. Today is the beginning of summer. Some fresh food has been sent from below. I specially invited you to come over."
Let’s try something new together, borrow flowers to offer to the Buddha, and express my gratitude for your care over the past two months.”
"The imperial envoy is too unreasonable! What's the point of thanking our brothers?" The three adults responded hurriedly and kindly, but they made up their mind that no matter what this guy said, they couldn't believe him!
"Okay, you're welcome! Please take your seats quickly!" Wang Xian folded the fan and asked the three adults to sit down. Then Zhou Yong led the royal guards and served several courses of meat and vegetarian food. Wang Xian smiled and said: "We are here
In my hometown, I also try new things, but they are not so rich, only cherries, green plums, and wheat."
"Haha, the imperial envoy is a noble person, so he naturally wants to taste the richest dish of 'nine meat and thirteen vegetables'." Chu Yan pointed to the dishes on the table and introduced to Wang Xian with a smile: "The nine meats are crucian carp, salted eggs, and snails."
, roasted chicken, pickled fresh, braised shrimp, cherry meat. The thirteen vegetables are cherries, plums, wheat silkworms, bamboo shoots, broad beans, spear needles, peas, cucumbers, lettuce, grass heads, radish, roses, and pine flowers."
Hehe laughed and said: "Actually, this is not a Shandong custom, but comes from Changshu, Xiaguan's hometown. It is not for the sake of deliciousness, but for the sake of freshness."
"Master Fantai is very thoughtful!" Wang Xian smiled approvingly: "Looking at these new things, I feel refreshed!"
"The lord of Fantai presented nine meats and thirteen vegetables, but the lower officials dared not let him specialize in the beauty." Liu Ben also pointed to the wine jar on the table with a smile and said: "This is this year's new wine. It is dedicated to your lord, and it is not too much."
It’s fragrant, but it’s fresher than ever.”
"It turns out these things were given by you!" Ma Zhong shouted, with a look of dissatisfaction: "I didn't tell you earlier, we didn't know that Lixia was so particular about it!"
"I'm afraid I don't even know that today is the beginning of summer!" Wang Xian laughed when he heard this.
"Hehe... I really don't know..." Ma Zhong scratched his head and laughed.
"Then I'll punish you with a cup and get drunk with us for a while!" Wang Xian said with a smile.
"Okay! I will accept my punishment!" Ma Zhong agreed happily, filled the wine jug with new wine, filled it for the three adults, and poured a bowl for himself, and the four of them drank the cold food on the table.
Drinking the refreshing new wine, they all felt very happy.
After three rounds of drinking, Wang Xian said: "It's boring to have a drink like this, why don't we have some fun and go to the bar?"
'Here it comes! Here it comes!' Although the three of them drank a lot of wine, they did not relax their guard. They immediately became vigilant after hearing this. It was said that Wang Xian was up to something again. Chu Yan chuckled and said, "You must do it, sir."
Drinking order or punching?" Considering Wang Xian's vulgar temperament, he specifically mentioned punching.
"The drinking order is too unfair to Lao Ma," Wang Xian said arrogantly: "Fisting is probably not in line with the character of the two scholars."
"Your Excellency, you are thoughtful," the three of them secretly slandered Wang Xian for being shameless. He obviously couldn't handle the drinking orders, so he had to use someone else's old horse to cover up. "Then, in your opinion, what are we doing?"
"Something to suit the occasion," Wang Xian smiled and clapped his hands. Zhou Yong and a Jin Yiwei each came over with two colorful silk mesh bags. Wang Xian took one with a smile and hung it around his neck.
He said enthusiastically: "Shall we have an egg fight?"
"Ah?!" The three of them almost got under the table. Seeing that Wang Xian had a bag of cooked eggs hanging around his neck, he looked like an imbecile. The three adults were immediately confused in the wind and screamed in their hearts:
'Then it's better to punch!!'
But seeing Wang Xian's cheerful look, the three of them could only endure the twitching in their hearts. One of them took a bag of eggs, closed their eyes and hung them around their necks. After some ideological struggle, they slowly opened their eyes and saw the others hanging on their necks.
The idiot carrying eggs in a net couldn't help but laugh!
"That's right!" Wang Xian said with a hearty laugh: "If you are looking for fun, you will naturally be happy as you want!" After saying that, he took out an egg from his net bag and explained to the three of them: "This egg skimmer
At both ends, the sharp one is the head, and the round one is the tail. When fighting eggs, the head of the egg fights the head of the egg, and the tail of the egg hits the tail of the egg. We fight each other one by one, and the one who loses admits defeat, and the winner in the end is the one with the egg head.
, the egg is called the king; the winner of the tail of the egg is the second, and the egg is called the little king." After saying that, he smiled proudly and said: "What, isn't it simple and interesting?!"
"Haha..." The three adults were speechless. They nodded a little and screamed in their hearts. What kind of evil did they do in their previous lives to meet such a pervert?!
"Then let's get started..." Wang Xian said with a smile: "Master Chu, you are the oldest, so your eggs will come first." Then he gestured around the table and said: "Turn around like this." Then he turned himself
The egg is the last one.
"Hey, okay..." Chu Yan had already accepted his fate, took out an egg from his net bag, looked at Ma Zhong sitting on his right and said: "Old Ma, show me your egg!"
"Why does it sound so awkward to me..." Ma Zhong grimaced, took out an egg from the net pocket around his neck and said, "Here, let's touch the eggs!"
Just when their eggs were about to hit each other, Wang Xian suddenly spoke again: "Wait a minute!"
"Hey..." The two looked at Wang Xian helplessly: "What are your orders, sir?"
"What's the point of just fighting like this? We have to have some rewards and punishments." Wang Xian said quietly.
"Didn't you drink after losing?"
"You sirs are all huge. Drinking is not a punishment but a pleasure." Wang Xian shook his head and said with a smile: "Let's find another way."
"What do you mean, sir?" The three of them were all a little bit crazy. They just wanted to end this boring child's play quickly and not be embarrassed anymore.
Wang Xian rolled his eyes and looked at the egg pockets hanging around the necks of the three of them. His eyes lit up and he said, "How about the loser eating eggs?"
"Okay, just follow my Lord!" The three of them breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, thinking that this is not difficult.
"It's not about eating one egg, it's about eating a whole bag of eggs." Wang Xian added quietly.
"What?!" The three of them couldn't sit still. They looked at the bag and saw that there were at least twenty eggs. They thought that if they ate them all, they would still choke to death! They couldn't help but said with a grimace: "Sir, can you?
Want to do something else?"
"No!" Wang Xian said flatly: "Do you think what I say is fart?!"
"Don't dare!" Wang Xiandu said so. How could the three of them dare to talk nonsense, so they could only say in fear: "Just follow your Lordship..."
"Don't worry, everyone, not everyone has to eat their own eggs." Wang Xian said with a smile: "As long as you can win the title of Egg King, no matter you are a big king or a small king, you can avoid eating eggs."