On the boat on the lake, the two of them talked without talking, and the atmosphere became tense.
Wang Xian was still trying to persuade him sincerely, but Ma Zhong was emboldened and could only drink leisurely, thinking that what he said was just farts.
"Okay, don't waste your time, let's have a drink!" Unconsciously, Ma Zhong had finished the bottle of wine and asked Wang Xian for another bottle of wine: "Another bottle!"
"If you have this attitude," Wang Xian handed Ma Zhong another bottle of wine and said in a cold voice, "then don't blame me for being rude!"
"Haha..." Since Ma Zhong had torn his face, he stopped being polite to Wang Xian. He grinned and said, "You don't have to be polite, sir. Just use whatever tricks you have!" He touched Wang Xian with a wine bottle.
, becoming more and more arrogant: "Xiao Wang, you are a strong man, but in this Shandong land, you really can't get good results. I advise you to stop early and go back home!"
"That's not necessarily the case." Wang Xian nodded, touched the pot with him, and drank heavily, seeming to be in a very depressed mood.
Ma Zhong's face had already started to turn red. He held the wine bottle tightly and said eloquently while drinking: "Why are you bothering me? Why bother guarding such a beautiful wife and concubine?"
"I'm helpless!" Wang Xian sighed: "If it weren't for His Royal Highness, why would I come to Shandong to die?! It's not something I want to do, but I have to do it!"
"They are using you as a weapon!" Ma Zhong pointed at Wang Xian's nose and said with a smile: "If you ask me, you are the number one idiot in the world!"
"Old Ma, please remember what you said today." Wang Xian seemed a little angry and said coldly: "After drinking this drink, I will attack you. Don't blame me for not giving you a chance."
"Don't complain, don't complain!" Ma Zhong laughed loudly, glanced at Wang Xian with squinted eyes and said: "Let's finish this drink first, with knives and axes, adults just say hello! Let's see if we can do anything to win over my old horse!" He said
If you don’t believe it, with tens of thousands of soldiers and horses under his command and the King of Han as his backing, what can Wang Xian do to him?
"Damn it!" Wang Xian spat and said angrily, "I'll fight you over how much you can drink first!"
"Who's afraid of whom?!" Ma Zhong laughed strangely, and on Zhuoying Lake, he and Wang Xian competed in drinking!
The two of them drank for more than an hour and drank up all the wine on the boat. After no one could do anything to stop the other, they rowed the boat crookedly and returned to the shore.
The men helped Ma Zhong to the shore and tried to help Wang Xian, but Wang Xian waved his hand and said, "I'll sober up here. You can send Master Ma out."
"Sir, we've finished drinking..." Ma Zhong's face turned red and he said with an arrogant smile: "Just let the horse come over! Let's see if I can catch it!"
"Master Ma is drunk, why don't you send him out quickly." Wang Xian frowned slightly, and his men quickly took Ma Zhong out.
After Ma Zhong left, Wang Xian leaned against the bow of the boat for a while, then suddenly reached into his arms and took out a paper bag. After opening it, a gust of wind blew all the powder inside into the lake.
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Wang Xian threw the brown paper into the lake, clapped his hands, and sighed.
"Sir, does that make sense?" Zhou Gan appeared on the ship and saw Wang Xian throwing away the antidote, and knew the result.
"Not everyone knows how to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages," Wang Xian said gloomily, "It's a pity..."
"Sir, don't think too much. This is the simplest and most effective way." Zhou Gan comforted softly: "What's more, Shandong's army has been infiltrated by the White Lotus Sect and the King of Han. He must be an accomplice!"
"You don't need to comfort me," Wang Xian said with a smile: "I have never been a good person. If necessary, I can kill him on the boat and sink his body in the lake."
"Who is your lord?" Zhou Gan asked softly.
"I just feel," Wang Xian said with an increasingly gloomy expression, "Maybe I will envy him in the future..."
"Envy him?!" Zhou Gan was stunned for a while.
"Nothing..." Wang Xian shook his head and closed his eyes...
Ma Zhong's entourage was waiting in the gatekeeper's room and was not surprised to see his lord carried out drunkenly. Because just one day ago, his lord was said to have eaten more than thirty eggs at the imperial envoy's place and was so dizzy after he came out that he vomited.
.It would be strange if he came out safe and sound this time.
The entourage hurriedly packed Ma Zhong into the sedan chair, and then played the ceremonial guard and the "Silence" and "Avoid" signs. The Yamen servant sounded the gong in front to clear the way for Dusi Yamen.
When they were halfway up, the entourage heard various strange sounds such as "woo woo ah ah" and "moha moha" coming from the sedan chair. Not only did Dusi scream strangely, he also jumped up and down in the sedan chair, knocking out the eight bearers.
My shoulders were almost broken due to the tossing!
"Master, you are so drunk!" The chief steward was following the sedan, and he couldn't help but feel anxious when he saw this. He was walking on the street, but he couldn't stop and ask, sir, do you want to vomit?
Has Lord Pindusi lost his face in the street?
The head steward gritted his teeth and ordered the bearer: "Quickly go! Go back home quickly!" What he thought was that as long as he returned home, closed the door, he could act as drunk as he wanted!
However, the bearers of the sedan chair were so shaken by Master Dusi that they could no longer support them. Someone tilted his shoulder and the sedan pole slipped down. This slip did not matter, it affected everyone and made them unable to lift it!
With a bang, the sedan fell to the ground, and there was no sound inside.
Seeing this, the head steward was very anxious. He pushed away the troubled bearer, quickly put his face to the door of the sedan chair, and asked in a low voice: "Master, are you okay?" I asked several times, but there was no movement inside. The steward
The leader quickly opened the sedan curtain to see what was going on inside.
Unexpectedly, before he could see clearly inside, his eyes were blurred, and the head steward was hit hard and flew out!
The head steward was flying in the air on his back, and he clearly saw a naked big man jumping out of the sedan! Due to his position, the head steward could even see the big bird under the man's crotch! But the next moment, the man kicked his head.
It landed on the head steward's face, immediately trampling him to the ground and causing him to faint!
There were fifty or sixty sedan bearers, government servants, and guards in total. They stared dumbfoundedly at the naked man covered in black hair, who jumped out of the sedan chair, screamed strangely, rushed out of the team, and plunged into the bustling crowd on the street!
The common people were originally pushed to the side of the road, and when Lord Du Si passed by, they were cursing the dog officials for showing off! Unexpectedly, they saw a middle-aged naked man with black hair rushing out of Lord Du Si's eight-carriage sedan.
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"Okay! Mr. Dusi ran away naked!" The people immediately became excited, and now they saw a scene that they would never see before in their lifetime! People rushed to tell each other excitedly, yelled wildly, and did not care about anything and avoided quietly, and followed Dusi in a swarm.
The adult's buttocks chased after him!
The naked man who was suspected of being Mr. Touji rushed into the street, dancing with his hands, dancing with his feet, and shouting wildly! He even went out of his way to get into the crowd of women!
Have the people of Quan City ever seen such naked running? Girls, young wives, and old women screamed together. Of course, while screaming, many women secretly peeked at the naked man's body through their fingers, especially the three-thirds below his navel.
, secretly comparing it with what he had seen.
The gentlemen found it amusing and angry at the same time, ****! This lunatic’s words were too loud. How could his mother-in-law keep it on her face?! Several big men surrounded her.
He scolded the naked man: "Shameless thing! Block your thing! Otherwise, cut it off and feed it to the dogs!" Obviously, these people didn't see where the naked man came from, and they really couldn't cut it off.
He contacted the dignified Shandong Dusi!
But the naked man didn't care about them at all. He danced and swayed the work and ran forward! Several big men stretched out their hands to pull it, but he easily threw it to the ground. Then he laughed strangely and moved forward in a twist.
Run!
"******! This lunatic is really strong, catch up with him quickly!" The big men were disgraced and became angry and chased after him. At this time, the crowd chasing Master Dusi also caught up, and on the street
The common people finally knew that the naked madman actually got off the Dusi sedan chair! It was completely boiling now! The elder girls and the younger wives were no longer shy, and the small merchants and hawkers stopped caring about their own stalls and followed them to visit.
Lord Toji's naked body!
There are sales at all times, but Lord Touji's naked body is rare!
In the distance, only Lord Tusi's honor guard was left on the street. These people were motionless, and the scene was deathly silent. All of them saw that the naked man rushed out of Lord Tosi's sedan, unless Lord Tosi was hiding in the sedan.
A naked man, otherwise that naked man...should be a big person!
Someone was still determined to open the sedan curtain and saw a pile of messy official robes, official hats, boots, middle singles, a pair of large pants, and a red bellyband! But there was no figure...
Everyone was in a mess in the wind, and no one dared to talk nonsense... Those who could be selected to be Dusi's followers were all smart people. Who dared to tell the truth at this time? Lord Dusi stripped himself naked and ran naked on the street.
Do you want everyone to pursue it or not? If you pursue it, wouldn’t it be true for the common people’s nonsense? How are you going to ask Mr. Tosi to live?! But if you don’t pursue it, shouldn’t you just let Mr. Tosi continue to run naked?!
After a while, someone remembered their leader, and hurriedly helped the steward up who had been knocked unconscious by being stepped on, pinched him and slapped him, and then the steward suddenly woke up and woke up.
The first sentence is: "Am I dreaming? Why am I watching the master running naked?"
"If only it was a dream!" Everyone said depressedly: "What you see is true. I don't know why I'm crazy. What should we do?!"
"Why don't you hurry up and chase the master back!" The head steward stamped his feet: "Why don't we let him go around the city for a week?!"
"But when we chase him, don't we confirm that it is the master who ran naked?" Everyone said with a sad face.
"That's right!" The head steward composed himself. After all, he had many ideas. He frowned and said in his mind, "Just say that person is the prisoner we arrested. Wouldn't it be enough?!"
"But many people saw the master jumping out of the sedan chair!" they said again.
"Spread rumors!" the head steward shouted: "Whoever dares to spread rumors will kill his whole family! Come and chase him!"
The attendants quickly dropped their sedan chairs and chased in the direction where the crowd disappeared!