Outside the dojo, Xiao Ziming suddenly saw the black and white striped little bear transform into a huge giant bear, blocking the door of the dojo.
"Aw! I am the Panda King. What do you want to do in my dojo?"
The giant bear in front of him put his paws on his round waist and said majestically.
Xiao Ziming was startled by the Pippi Bear that suddenly transformed into a giant beast. He subconsciously took two steps back and said to himself with a strange look on his face, "Isn't this Lin Xi's dojo? Could it be that Lin Xi was eaten by this bear demon?"
The next moment, Taoist Master Lu Sheng took out a talisman and patted it in front of him.
A cluster of fire ignited on the talisman, and a bang sounded in Xiao Ziming's ears, as if a bubble had been popped, and the illusion in front of him dissipated.
In front of them, a thieving Pi Pi bear had its paws on the door, sticking out half of its plush, round head and looking at everyone curiously.
After the hallucination was lifted, Pippi Bear quickly rushed into the dojo as if he was surprised and shouted, "Boss, someone is destroying the place!"
Several people walked into the dojo and happened to see Lin Xi wearing an apron and walking out of the kitchen with a pot of grilled fish.
Seeing Xiao Ziming and Meng Xiaodong appear in the dojo, their expressions were slightly startled, "Why are you here?"
"Didn't I tell you on WeChat before that I would bring my friends over for dinner today?" Xiao Ziming and Lin Xi were old acquaintances, and they found a comfortable chair to sit down as if they were at their own home.
Lin Xi thought for a moment and realized that this was the case.
But he forgot about it when he was busy.
"Now that you're here, don't be idle. I haven't prepared any food for you here. If you want a meal, please help chop wood for the fire." Lin Xi called on a few old men to work.
"Brother Xi, how can anyone ask you to work as soon as a customer arrives?"
"If you don't work, where will you eat? Hurry up."
Murong Chong said this, but his body was very honest. He walked around the dojo and chopped wood with an ax.
They are both children who grew up in the city and have not done much farm work. For him, life in the Taoist temple is very fresh and interesting.
The little koi in the pond saw so many people coming to the dojo all at once. They were so frightened that they hid behind the lotus leaves and quietly observed in secret.
Murong Chong chopped firewood for a while and couldn't help but chop everywhere. He pointed at the carp in the pond and said excitedly, "Brother Xi, this fat-headed fish will be braised for lunch. It must be delicious."
Pooh!
The little koi fish opened its mouth and spit out a ball of water, which was accurately poured on Murong's head.
The baby is not fat!
Not long after, a burst of appetizing aroma wafted out.
Xiao Ziming found a jar of shochu brewed by Linxi from Linggu somewhere, and drank a few sips of it with a sad look on his face.
Bitter wine enters the throat and causes pain in the heart.
Tons tons tons tons tons tons tons.
"Xiao Ming, what sad thing happened to you?" Lin Xi saw Xiao Ziming's sad face and seemed to be in a very bad mood, "Tell me about it to make everyone happy."
Xiao Ziming put down the bottle and sighed, and said with a resentful look on his face, "I am no longer pure."
"..." Lin Xi asked in surprise, "When were you pure?"
Xiao Ziming pointed to his heart and said, "Although my body was impure in the past, my mind was still pure, and I have always been loyal to Fairy Mu. But now, my mind is no longer pure either."
"Brother Xiao is in love with another woman?"
"This is the legendary dog licking and running wild."
"You guys are trying to laugh me to death, hahahahaha."
Tons tons tons tons tons tons tons.
It turns out that not long ago, the Xiao family forced Xiao Ziming to go on a blind date with a fairy who was practicing in the sect.
The other party is a true disciple of the practicing sect. Xiao Ziming heard that this fairy is as beautiful as a flower and has an outstanding figure.
So, with the idea of making friends with this fairy, he went.
However, after seeing the true appearance of this fairy, Xiao Ziming immediately knelt down.
This fairy practices Chunyang Avenue. Her body is covered with hair and she has a strong back and waist. She can walk a horse on her arms and stand on people with her fists.
The delicate and fair Xiao Ziming looked like a sissy standing in front of this strong-backed fairy.
Xiao Ziming originally planned to find an excuse to push forward the marriage.
Who knew that this fairy would fall in love with Xiao Ziming at a glance and would not marry him unless she was there?
In addition, the elders of the Xiao family intended to promote this marriage, so that Xiao Ziming's prodigal son would turn around, which made him almost bald.
One dark and stormy night, he went to a bar to drink alone and accidentally drank too much.
When I woke up, I was lying in the hotel room.
There was also a beautiful fairy lying beside him...
After going back and forth, Xiao Ziming was succumbed to sleep.
In fact, the fairy from Chunyang Sect is not bad looking, but the hair all over her body is a bit scary.
Therefore, she would shave her hair cleanly every time she went on a date.
Now whenever Xiao Ziming closes his eyes, all he hears is the voice and appearance of that fairy.
After knowing this, the old man of the Xiao family happily took out the treasured century-old cellar and drank it, urging Xiao Zi to get engaged by the end of next year.
"I thought that I, the Qiu Ming mountain chariot god, Xiao the prodigal son of Yushu Linfeng, could play with this woman in the middle of applause." Xiao Ziming closed his eyes in pain, and the voice of the Fairy of Chunyang Sect emerged in his mind.
This girl is so damn sweet.
Tons tons tons tons tons tons tons.
A few people had a free lunch and lay down comfortably on the benches in the courtyard to take a nap.
This is the life you long for.
"I almost forgot about business, the Chinese Qingyun Ranking has been updated." With that said, Meng Xiaodong logged into the Huaxia Cultivation Network and opened the latest Qingyun Ranking.
The Chinese Qingyun Ranking looks at the potential index of the younger generation of monks. Previously, Li Xuantong, Meng Xiaodong and Lu Sheng all had good rankings on the Qingyun Ranking.
After the Qingyun List was updated, a handsome boy whose name had never appeared on the Qingyun List before rode up on a bamboo rat like a rocket.
The first place on the Qingyun list is still firmly occupied by Mu Yuxun, but the second to tenth places have undergone great changes.
Lin Xi saw his name on the Qingyun list and curiously poked it in.
A simple introduction popped up.
Name: Lin Xi
Ranking: Third on Qingyun List
Realm: Innate Realm
Title: Jiba Sanren
Kung Fu: Unknown
Achievements: In the Sword Discussion Conference, he teamed up with Mu Yuxun to kill the golden elixir demon Kuangfeng Dasheng and single-handedly reversed the situation of the war.
After browsing the China Qingyun Ranking, Lin Xi saw that the person photographed in front of him was a strange name, Tian Dao Ye Que.
"Tiandao Ye Que is a collateral disciple of a reclusive cultivating family. It is said that Ye Que was suppressed by the direct lineage of the family before he became famous. Later, he became a blockbuster in the family competition and brought several direct disciples trained by the cultivating family.
He was seriously injured." Li Xuantong had always wanted to fight Ye Que, but his whereabouts were mysterious and no one could find him.
"This cultivating family is pedantic and conservative. Not only did they not train a genius like Ye Que properly, but they blamed him for being too important and ruined his cultivation. Later, Ye Que escaped from the family and practiced hard in seclusion. After leaving seclusion, he was already eight years old.
Become one of the younger generation of Chinese monks who are most likely to enter the golden elixir before the age of 30."
"If Ye Que can really step into the golden elixir, that family of practitioners will almost regret it."
Meng Xiaodong gloated and said that in fact, many practicing families that have been passed down for hundreds of years are too pedantic and unable to keep pace with the times, and are destined to be eliminated by the times.
After learning about Ye Que's past experience, Lin Xi felt that he looked a little familiar.
After thinking about it carefully, isn't this the protagonist template of the waste material stream?
The next plot should be about the protagonist making rapid progress in cultivation after leaving the family, making a name for himself outside, and then coming back to slap the family in the face.
Nothing wrong.
But this has nothing to do with Lin Xi, and he won't be so idle that he won't get involved in it.
Bang!
There was a dull crashing sound, and Li Xuantong, who had had enough to eat and had nothing to do in the dojo, started sparring with the little monkey.
"Brother Ape is indeed amazingly powerful, come again!"
Li Xuantong's eyes shone brightly, and his martial-artistic nature was brought into full play. He forgot himself and started fighting with the little monkey, and the fight was back and forth.
Lin Xi was lying on a chair like a salted fish, with battle records constantly flashing before his eyes.
System prompt: Fighting God Ape defeated Li Xuantong in the competition, gained 500 experience points, and the realm of the Great Sage's Breathing Technique was slightly improved.
System prompt: The Fighting God Ape was defeated by Li Xuantong in the competition. He gained 300 experience points and the level of the Great Sage's Breathing Technique was slightly improved.
System prompt: Fighting God Ape defeated Li Xuantong in the competition, gained 500 experience points, and the realm of the Great Sage's Breathing Technique was slightly improved.
…
In the next few days, Li Xuantong, Xiao Ziming and others stayed in the dojo for a while in the name of recuperation.
Li Xuantong wanted to compete with the little monkey and hone his martial arts. Lin Xi was also happy to let the little monkey gain experience and improve his cultivation level.
But Xiao Ziming simply escaped into the mountains to drink bitter wine to relieve his sorrows in order to avoid the fairy from the Chunyang Sect.
late at night.
Sylvie, who was hanging on the tree and resting, suddenly opened her eyes, and a flash of light flashed deep in her eyes.
The night was quiet, and Sylvie saw no one fluttering their wings, turning into a black shadow and flying towards the outside of the dojo.
Just as she approached the edge of the dojo, the space in front of her was distorted, and a big hole opened in the spiritual barrier covering the dojo.
Sylvie was overjoyed, and her figure emerged from the big hole in the blink of an eye.
This is what freedom feels like!
Sylvie soared into the sky as if she had been reborn.
After a while, a night bat with a pale golden eye landed in a nearby abandoned cemetery.
"Your Highness."
In front of Sylvie, more than thirty vampire warriors knelt down on one knee.
A handsome and evil-looking man, like a vampire from a movie, walked over, with a hint of greed deep in his eyes.