"Hello, I am Dr. Zhang from Tongji Men's Hospital. I specialize in treating men with kidney deficiency, impotence, and early menstruation. I guarantee that the disease will be cured and you can regain your glory. If you need it, please call me."
Toot toot…
Lin Xi's face darkened and she hung up the phone.
Kidney deficiency does not exist!
My kidney function has become overbearing.
Eating 6 yuan worth of Malatang every day is not a problem.
Too far away...
Lin Xi's mind was immersed in the "Innate Guidance Technique", with a look of surprise on his face.
"Innate Guidance Technique" has a total of 18 postures. It is an entry-level basic method in the world of cultivation. It is simple and easy to learn. This "Innate Guidance Technique" seems simple on the surface, but in fact it coincides with the way of heaven. Each posture has forty-nine variations.
.Although it is easy to get started, it is difficult to understand every change.
As a beginner in cultivation, he was not in a hurry to understand all the changes and practiced all 18 postures first.
Ten minutes later, Lin Xi slumped on the sofa like a salted fish. He looked as if he had just been in a sauna, and all the pores on his body were spraying hot air.
The 18 postures of the Innate Guidance Technique are not difficult to perform, and are a little simpler than the eighth set of radio gymnastics. But the moment he finished these 18 postures, there was a huge roar in his body, like spring thunder exploding,
All things grow.
Powerful life energy emerges continuously, as if you are ten years younger all of a sudden, and your body has reached its peak state.
"So Sufu..."
Lin Xi couldn't help but let out a cry, and waves of heat rushed to his limbs and bones. There seemed to be a hot spring in his Dantian, and the hot spring water kept pouring out, washing away his flesh, flesh, and bone marrow.
Can't stop at all.
After practicing a set of innate guidance skills, Lin Xi felt as if there was a wild beast in his body. The endless wild power was so majestic that even a fat tiger could beat several to death.
Who else!?
After about half an hour, this feeling of invincibility gradually subsided, and a pungent smell of sweat came from my body.
"Fuck, it smells so bad."
Lin Xi now seemed to have applied a layer of stinky fermented bean curd to his body, and his whole body exuded a sour smell. With a retching sound, he quickly took off his clothes and pants, and rushed into the bathroom like the wind.
Wow.
It took me a full hour of showering to completely wash away the smell from my body.
"You have practiced the Innate Guidance Technique, gained 100 experience points, and your realm has been upgraded to the acquired level one."
Just after coming out of the bathroom, a prompt box popped up in front of Lin Xi.
Upgraded?
Opening the attribute bar, his character attributes have indeed been updated.
[Name: Lin Xi]
[Occupation:Master]
[Realm: The first level of the day after tomorrow]
[Title: None]
[Beast Control: Gold-Eating Rat (Awakening Level 1)]
[Experience value: 200]
[Skill: Innate Guidance Technique]
[Talent Magical Power: Tongue of the God of Cookery]
Lin Xi noticed a shiny golden plus sign appearing behind the realm. He raised his finger and clicked it, and a prompt box popped up in front of him, "Do you want to spend 100 experience points to improve your cultivation?"
After taking a look at the experience bar behind the realm, it took 500 experience points to advance from the acquired first level to the acquired second level. The amount of experience he had was not enough to advance to the first level.
The experience points are not enough.
Opening the daily task bar, Lin Xi's eyes fell on the second daily task.
[Daily training of beast masters (normal)]: Train beast masters to cultivate a magical power. If you choose this task, you can choose any one of the three magical powers for training.
"Do you want to accept [Daily Training of Beast Control (Normal)]? Don't give up after accepting the task."
After thinking for two seconds, Lin Xi chose to accept this task.
At this moment, three auras of different colors appeared in front of his eyes.
Lin Xi first poked his finger into the green aura on the far right, and a piece of information appeared in his mind.
[Nine-turn Dragon and Snake Transformation]: Zhulong, the God of Zhongshan, inherits magical powers, and needs to awaken the bloodline of the dragon and snake clan to practice it.
After taking one look at the round and cute gold-eating rat, Lin Xi immediately gave up on practicing this magical power.
The transformation of the Nine-turn Dragon Snake is extremely extraordinary, but Xiaobai can't awaken the blood of gods and demons of the Dragon Snake clan, so he just passes
Then there is the red aura in the middle.
[Sunflower Demon Sutra]: The secret magical power of the ancient demon clan, which can be practiced by any demon who has opened his or her spiritual intelligence. However, it can only be practiced by female demons. If a male demon forcibly practices it, there will be a risk of gender change.
Lin Xi picked up Xiao Bai with a complicated look on his face and pinched his balls.
Can't afford it.
[Prison-Suppressing Holy Body]: The body-refining magical power practiced by the giant spirit protoss. After mastering it, each punch and kick can be as heavy as a mountain. It is known as the strongest body-refining magical power in the world.
Lin Xi decisively chose to practice the Prison Suppressing Holy Body. Although the progress of this magical power was very slow, it was relatively trouble-free. All he had to do was keep adding weight to Xiao Bai to build his body.
It’s you, the Holy Body of Prison Suppressor!
After choosing the magical power to practice, a ray of light penetrated into Xiaobai's eyebrows.
"Xiao Bai, do you know how to cultivate the Prison Suppressing Holy Body?" Lin Xi asked a little worriedly.
"Hey, don't worry, Master. This magical power is easy to practice. You just need to eat and sleep every day, eat after sleep, and gain weight." Xiaobai crossed his waist and said with confidence.
"..."
Are you sure this is the correct way to practice the Prison Suppressing Holy Body?
My head hurts.
Fortunately, this daily task is phased. As long as Xiaobai makes progress in practicing the Prison Suppressing Holy Body, Lin Xi can get the task reward every day.
Although the rewards are not many, they are more stable and experience points are recorded every day.
At this time, Lin Xi picked up Xiaobai and weighed it in his hands. It felt so heavy...
When he took Xiaobai away from the pet store a few days ago, he was only as big as a palm and could easily pick it up with one hand.
Now, he is as fat as a watermelon.
"Speaking of which, Xiaobai doesn't have a name yet." Lin Xi thought for a while, and the smile on his face gradually became evil, "What do you think of the name Elizabeth?"
Elizabeth: 嘤嘤嘤?
Lin Xi got up early the next day and took a car to Zhonghai Park on the outskirts of Yucheng City.
Recently, a Siberian cold current has moved southward, and the weather is cold and dry. At this time, most people are still nestled in warm and comfortable beds, and not many adults and adults come to the park to exercise.
After waiting for about 10 minutes, a pair of big breasts suddenly grew on a banyan tree not far in front of Lin Xi.
Happy birthday, the banyan tree has become a spirit!
A few seconds later, Lu Qingwei walked out from behind the banyan tree with her chest trembling.
"Why did you ask me to come out so early?" Lu Qingwei glanced at him with a look of displeasure on her face, "Did you know that women sleep out, and their skin will age quickly if they don't get enough sleep."
"Didn't you ask me to help you find a way to solve the problem? If it weren't for Sister Lu's sake, I wouldn't bother to come over."
"Huh? Do you have a solution?"
Lu Qingwei's eyes lit up, she ran over and shook his arm and said, "Quickly tell me if there is anything I can do."
"It's very simple, just do it with me once."
Hearing this, Lu Qingwei's expression changed immediately, she crossed her slender arms around her chest and shouted loudly, "Lin Xi! I treat you as a friend, but you actually want to sleep with me!"