While wiping the floor stained by tea, Yi Qiu lamented that this guy was really dry.
It has only been less than a day since Monk Yi Qiu reached level 5, which means that the forum on this plane has only been open for less than a day, and this guy rushed to it to get a dungeon for help.
You must know that asking for help in a dungeon is equivalent to two people teaming up to play a real dungeon. They need to be face-to-face. Even if you can hide it with a human skin mask or the like, you can't guarantee that the other person has any messy marking skills, and it is easy to expose your own information.
But considering that this guy is from America, it’s understandable.
Different from the cautious and cautious tradition of flower growers, people in the Americas like to be direct, and they generally do this without being cowardly.
So in a certain game where everyone grabs a chicken to eat, the people of the American server were miserably...
Everyone was firing their submachine guns, but in the end, they were beaten by the old man in the grass. I beg for the psychological shadow of the players on the American server...
As early as many years ago, Xiang Yu, a brave overlord, was driven to Wujiang by Liu Bang, a ruffian, and committed suicide. He taught the people of the flower-growing family not to be too straight, and sometimes bending a little can lead to a better outcome.
It's just that some people are like this. Even if they know that there is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire ahead, they will go straight forward and would rather break than bend! If an overlord bends, how can he be called an overlord?
But Yi Qiu is obviously...not such a person.
He is just an ordinary person. He is not afraid of death, but he does not want to die. He wants to survive until the end of the world and then take a group of young ladies to other dimensions to pass on the Chinese bloodline...
So he simply ignored this dungeon request for help message. He was not suffering from delusions of persecution, but he knew a truth. To use a line added by a screenwriter to Cao Cao:
"Why are people's feet the whitest? (Bah, turn your ass away)"
"Because it's always hidden."
Obscene development, crazy output, whether it is a game or life, these are rare secrets for becoming a king.
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Yi Qiu clicked on the task list of this dimension forum, and then a lot of information came out:
“Large Development World of the Month: Azeroth (Age of the Lich King):
World keywords: plague, natural disaster, undead, magic
The world's minimum entry level: level 10 (creatures below level 10 can also enter, but Zongwang will not be responsible for any consequences)
The world’s minimum stay time: 1 natural year (please do not try to use time acceleration and other skills to challenge the comprehensive network’s supervision system)
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The first thing that catches the eye is this month's large-scale development world-Azeroth, a world that is familiar yet unfamiliar to Yi Qiu.
He has used the tauren druid to travel to every land in the world (belonging to the tribe), and is familiar with the bosses of the major camps, especially Queen Sylvanas of the Undercity.
It is worth mentioning that this is the first foreign NPC that Yi Qiu has remembered...
But now that he enters Azeroth, he probably has to choose to be born in the Alliance, which is a relatively unfamiliar area to Yi Qiu.
And if I could see Queen Sylvanas, I would probably be shot directly into the wall by her arrow...
Kouhu, my queen!
Yi Qiu touched his bald head, and then continued to look down. Now he couldn't find anything useful in Azeroth. The mobs that he used to kill instantly could kill him instantly...
"It is detected that the character level is 5. Whether to enable the task filtering function (service fee is 30 comprehensive network disaster coins/month)."
"Turn it on." Yi Qiu touched his bald head. This comprehensive network must have absorbed the blood of a certain penguin, and the various additional charges are very good.
"Based on characters as a reward for opening this plane's trading forum, the service fee is waived and the character filtering function is permanently enabled."
"Based on the character level, the tasks currently available are as follows:
For the dignity of men!:
A very bad thing happened in the remote and quiet town of Suruner - a powerful and crazy magician cast a group transgender magic here. Based on the power of this magician, the effect of the magic will last for a year.
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The gender change distorted the peaceful life of the town, and people began to discuss and seek solutions. The original men of the town were planning to invite a priest to conduct a group purification, but they were opposed by the women and some men.
Now, they decided to solve this farce through the ancient traditional way of the town-Ula 1km!
The content of the competition is to race around the dilapidated mountain road outside the town, and the first one to arrive wins! During this period, any means except weapons and offensive spells are allowed, and flying is also prohibited.
For the sake of men's dignity, defeat these women who want to change the world and perverts who don't want to be men!
Battle scenario: small
Minimum entry level for the campaign: Level 5 (Below level 5, you cannot receive an invitation letter from the men’s camp)
Battle victory conditions: Win 1 kilometer from Ula
Conditions for exiting the campaign: You can choose to exit at any time after winning 1 kilometer in Ula or staying for more than 1 natural day. The maximum stay time is 2 natural days.
Campaign exclusive output: Scroll of transsexuality
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Yi Qiu touched his bald head. This battle seems to be full of flaws, but this one is relatively simple at the moment.
There is a bit of a shortage of network disaster coins right now, so I’ll go through some of them first.
"Whether you choose to accept the task: for the dignity of men!"
"yes!"
"50 comprehensive network disaster coins have been deducted successfully, and the character is being transferred to the battle scene..."
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The familiar feeling of dizziness...
When Yi Qiu woke up from dizziness, he found himself lying next to the entrance of a street:
The narrow road is covered with a mixture of dirty feces and soil. Noisy sales can be heard from the market not far away. The surrounding architectural style is somewhat similar to that of a Western town in the Middle Ages on Earth. The air is filled with the smell of feces.
and the smell of something rotten.
Yi Qiu hurriedly got up from the ground and found that he was lying on a pile of hay. He felt very lucky for an instant.
"Ah, so you are here, waiting for you. The Ulla 1km will start soon!" An aunt with a body like a wine barrel suddenly jumped out of the alley next to her, and then clapped her hands with her hands like a cattail leaf fan.
Patted Yi Qiu on the shoulder:
"He is a strong young man. When I was young, I was as strong as you!"
"Who are you?" Yi Qiu touched his bald head. This aunt has very strong hands. He glanced at his health and found that it had dropped by 5%!
"Oh! Damn my bad memory, I forgot to introduce myself. I am the mayor of this town - not much! Welcome to Surun'er! Because of some reasons that everyone knows, the town is in a mess now. As the mayor
I hope these troubles can be solved as soon as possible. If you can help us win the Ula 1km victory, I will give you some extra small gifts!"
"The current situation is not good. Women and those egg-selecting perverts have invited many people: the bard Gallus, the weapons master Zhao Bingzhi, and the best Ula 1km runner in our town - Buyao Gil
!" The mayor led Yi Qiu through the messy buildings while introducing the situation to Yi Qiu.
"Am I the only one here?" Yi Qiu asked doubtfully.
"Of course...yes! You have to know that men don't care about money, so we don't have enough rewards to attract those adventurers. Thank God, you are still there!" The mayor touched her wine with some embarrassment.