Su Mei couldn't wait to open the post, and she was stunned by the content. She was stunned for a while with her mouth open, and then burst into laughter. She bent down and covered her stomach, laughing so hard that she couldn't speak for a long time.
Hua Long and Bao Zhan came over and were curious about what Su Mei was laughing at. They were shocked when they saw the title of the post. Classmate Li Jufu actually knew the inside story of the case and posted it on the Internet. When they saw the content, Hua Long and Bao Zhan couldn't help laughing.
Laughed loudly.
The title of the post is: A girl in the class was killed. I know who the murderer is. I swear, the lie is a puppy.
There is only one sentence in the content: woof woof, woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof.
Most of the posts posted by Li Jufu have headlines that are sensational. They often say "something big happened", spread rumors and lie, and swear that they are lying to people. After clicking on the post, the content is all barking like a dog. D8's other posts,
All of them are obscene and perverted, full of all kinds of pranks and self-revelation.
Su Mei read a few more posts and said: This post is too perverted.
Hualong said: Children with brain disabilities have a lot of fun.
Bao Zhan pointed to the computer monitor and asked: What is a diaosi?
There is a group of teenagers whose common denominators are: poor, ugly, short, vulgar, and depressed. Their biggest hobby is masturbation. They gather in Baidu D8, claiming to be 14 or losers. A photo of a beautiful woman can masturbate for a week, and the masturbation points are extremely low.
, masturbating is the excitement point that can trigger their masturbation. Someone posted that they just masturbated to the beautiful woman on the shampoo bottle. Are there any losers who masturbate better than me? Reply on the second floor: Laoganma's
Passing by...
Most of them are young people, born in the 1980s and 1990s. They are confused about the future and believe that they cannot escape the fate of lifting bricks on construction sites.
This post forum has created many Internet buzzwords:
Letter to chop - come to ××, believe it or not, I will chop you to death. For example, come to Northeast China, believe it or not, I will chop you to death.
It's so refreshing - I've been there, there's a lot of water, it's very refreshing.
Refreshing scene - deleting the post is a moment of relief, the whole family crematorium.
Language dies early - Chinese teachers die early. It is often used to refer to posts or replies with unclear sentences.
Nianjiao Chu - That year when Gillian was still a virgin. Describes someone who posted a sparkly post or told an old joke.
Su Mei jokingly said to Hualong and Bao Zhan, you two are losers, you should join this forum too.
Hualong said, you are a female loser.
Su Mei said: Let me do some research on what a female diaosi is.
In this world, there is a kind of girl called nvdiaosi. What they have in common is: fat, short, black, and ugly. These girls like to read romance novels and occasionally make shocking remarks, such as "I will be your father." They have strong backs, strong waists, and big butts.
, I have low self-esteem and mediocrity, and I will never become a princess no matter where I am. I fantasize about taking a bullet for my beloved prince, and being able to die in the prince's arms is enough.
Su Mei registered an account and opened a post. The poster called "Nini is not a pig". She posted that she no longer believed in love.
Su Mei replied: Dear female diaosi, beauty comes from change. You don’t have to be a green leaf all your life. You may not have a good past, but what kind of future and what kind of life you want to choose depends entirely on the present.
Su Mei found Shuangshuang's QQ number. The girl was dead and her profile picture was dimmed forever.
Isn't that what life is like? One day, after we log off, the QQ avatar will no longer light up.
Shuangshuang’s QQ space has become gaudy. Even though her parents have divorced, she still describes the love between “I Baba (Internet slang: Dad) and I (Internet slang: Mom)” in the space. It can be seen from this that this person is
The girl dressed as a hedgehog did not face the reality. In her heart, she also longed for a happy and reunited family.
Su Mei opened Shuang Shuang's photo album and looked at a few photos. Su Mei said: Shuang Shuang is also a female loser.
She is both 1.6 meters tall, and her body shape has changed a lot. Those selfie photos record her growth in the past few years. Sometimes she is fat, sometimes she is thin. At her highest weight, she weighed 70 kilograms. She has short hair, like a tomboy. Most girls in school have hairstyles.
It's the same, either with full bangs, or with a chicken coop, messy hair, thinking it's beautiful.
Both are not
I am myopic, but I wear glasses, and sometimes I wear spectacle frames.
What is it that can turn a hunky girl into a sweet girl?
Love, only love is the best weight loss medicine!
Shuangshuang recorded her mood in her space. Every time she fell in love, she would go on a diet to lose weight and maintain a perfect image; every time she fell out of love, she would become depressed and overeat. She pursued love on her own initiative. She was not beautiful and was not tall.
Tall, not gentle, not smart, she is so ordinary, so ordinary. She usually lives in her own small circle, and no one has ever looked at her twice. In the days before both of them were killed, every record was full of haze.
She wrote this diary:
You stand in front of the window on a lonely rainy day, thinking about him day and night, missing him so much that he can be by your side. However, you can only hold an umbrella and walk into the rain alone. You look up at the sky, and you don't know whether the rain or tears streaming down your face are.
All the songs you hum are related to him, and he is having sex with others in a small hotel...
The "him" who appeared in both diaries became the person the police were looking for next.
The special case team analyzed that this murder case was most likely caused by emotional entanglements.
For several days, there was no progress in the case. Captain Ninth led a team of police officers to search near the crime scene using detection equipment. However, finding two iron sticks on the mountain was like finding a needle in a haystack. Rumors began to spread in the school that the police were looking for landmines on the mountain.
Hualong's investigation work encountered a bottleneck and was difficult to break through. Searching for suspicious persons who bought iron sticks across the city had little hope. Bao Zhan extracted DNA from the urine in the voodoo doll.
After extracting DNA, the special case team ran into difficulties again. Since there were no suspects for comparison, the police had to take blood samples from all the students in the senior year (Class 10) under the pretext of physical examination, hoping to further find the source of the urine.
Through a blind comparison, the class beauty Zhang Daoxue was first eliminated, which disappointed the special case team. They believed that Zhang Daoxue was the girl most likely to be pregnant in the class. After comparing all the girls in the class, none of them matched.
The pregnant urine in the voodoo doll is not from a girl in this class.
Captain Ninth was a little discouraged and said: Where should we check next?
Hualong said: We should compare the DNA of the teachers in this class.
Bao Zhan said: Who is the man written in Shuangshuang's diary?
Su Mei said: I checked, Shuangshuang doesn't know any gangsters outside of school, she just often brags like this to her classmates.
Professor Liang: Next, compare the male students in the class.
Captain Nine said: What was found in the voodoo doll was the urine of pregnant women. Pregnant women can only be women, right?
Professor Liang said: Yes.
Captain Ninth said: I just wonder, why should I compare it with men? Men can’t get pregnant.
The police took blood samples of male classmates for DNA comparison. It seemed ridiculous, but it was not.
Current DNA technology can detect kinship relationships. People who are related by blood have the same DNA genealogy. In the absence of genetic mutations, the mitochondrial DNA sequences between relatives are consistent.
A murderer left a mouthful of phlegm at the murder scene and went unpunished for many years. The murderer's uncle was accidentally arrested for a traffic accident. Through DNA comparison, the police identified the real murderer based on blood relationship and captured the murderer.
The police were surprised to find that the DNA extracted from the urine of pregnant women with voodoo dolls matched the DNA sequence of classmate Li Jufu at 9 sites. The police also compared 18 sites and found that the DNA sequences of the two were consistent.
Captain Nine asked: Could it be that classmate Li Jufu is a girl, disguised as a boy and came to school, and he is pregnant?
Professor Liang smiled and said: Maybe he is a relative of this boy.
Su Mei said: Uncle Li Jufu!
During physical education class, classmate Li Jufu once defecated in his pants and both took photos. Li Jufu asked to delete them. The two sides got into a physical conflict. Both threatened to call gangsters from society to teach Li Jufu a lesson. Li Jufu called his uncle to deal with it. In the end, the dispute was resolved.
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The police immediately summoned Li Jufu and his uncle for interrogation separately.
Hualong: Classmate Li Jufu, we have read all your posts and you are so vulgar.
Li Jufu: Ah, is this a post from D8? I just posted a post. Uncle police, are you trying to arrest me across provinces?
Hualong: Which province does it cross?
Li Jufu: If I had known it, I would have surrendered the policy.
Hualong: You loser, stop smiling so playfully and keep your attitude straight.
Bao Zhan: Tell me about your uncle, how many children does he have, and how is his relationship with your aunt?
Li Jufu: My uncle is in the traffic police team and is traveling with you.
Hua Long: Will you die early?
Li Jufu: Okay, let me tell you, once, I stole my aunt's underwear, stockings, and her high heels...
Hualong: Please explain all the bad things you have done. It’s not like you don’t know our country’s policies. If you confess, you will be lenient, if you resist, you will be stern!
Li Jufu: I have fantasized about my aunt more than once, and I even posted a post about it. Have you seen that post?
Hualong: Go on, be more detailed, and strive for a good attitude.
Li Jufu: Uncle, I’m a virgin. In the past few years, I’ve fucked flour, bananas, paper tubes, plasticine, eight-treasure porridge, and my aunt’s high heels. Today I’ll tell you what’s on my mind,
I feel so much better. I feel so depressed that I almost go crazy. Why can’t I catch up with a girl? I’ll try to catch up with a girl before Valentine’s Day next year. It doesn’t matter if it’s as ugly as Shuangshuang and Shityan. No matter how uglier it is, it’s better than a flour banana.
Okay, then I will do it every day. I will treat her and her friends to dinner, masturbate in the toilet, and then put all the tadpoles into the bowl of boiled fish without missing a drop, and invite them to eat together.
I also eat it myself. However, until now, I have never even touched a woman’s legs, but I often buy condoms. After finishing, I poured it into the tea cup of the girl in the class and wiped it on the mouth of the cup. Zhang Daoxue said
I drank a lot. This woman is very coquettish and arrogant. She pretends to be an artistic young woman. Her signature says...
Bao Zhan: What is written?
Li Jufu: She still longed for the snow in Changdao, and still yearned for the wind-singing birds in the Pampas. It was only a long time later that I learned that there was no snow in Changdao.
Hua Long: We will ask your aunt to confirm what you said.
Li Jufu: Uncle, no, I beg you, can I kneel down for you?
Bao Zhan: Then tell me nicely, Shuangshuang called for someone to beat you, and you called for your uncle. Can you tell me what happened that day?
Li Jufu: That day, when I left the school gate, my uncle drove a police car to pick me up. The gangster at the door ran away when he saw the police car.
Bao Zhan: Did your uncle send you home?
Li Jufu: No, I will go home by myself. My uncle said to talk to Shuangshuang and ask her to stop asking people to beat me.
Bao Zhan: Who else was there with Shuangshuang at that time?
Li Jufu: Shit Yan.
That day, Li Jufu's uncle found Shuangshuang at the school gate. Shuangshuang and Shishiyan were together at that time. Li Jufu's uncle hoped to resolve the conflict and proposed to treat the two girls to dinner. Shishiyan was an introverted girl with low self-esteem and was unwilling to go because he was worried about Li Jufu.
My uncle is a bad guy. But Shuangshuang said, he drives a police car, how can he sell us?
Professor Liang: You are a police officer, so don’t talk too much. We don’t care what your purpose was for inviting the two girls to dinner, whether it was malicious or had ulterior motives. We hope you will talk about what happened between you and Shuangshuang?
Li Jufu’s uncle: If anything happens to her and I, we just have a meal together.
Su Mei: So, what about Sisi? She is also called Shishiyan.
Li Jufu's uncle lowered his head, thought for a while and said: I admit, I met Sisi that time, and later... we had a relationship.
Professor Liang: Do you know she is pregnant?
Li Jufu's uncle was dumbfounded and said: I heard that she dropped out of school due to illness.
Su Mei: Shishiyan is pregnant. We can’t find her. Her parents don’t know where she is now. She may be hiding somewhere.
Li Jufu's uncle asked: Why is this child hiding?
Su Mei said: How many children do you have?
Li Jufu's uncle replied: Just one.
Professor Liang said: Congratulations, you may be a father again.
