Many girls have uncle complex.

The so-called uncle complex means liking uncles and liking older, mature men.

They more or less have an Electra complex. Compared with the opposite sex of the same age, they prefer to push middle-aged men with successful careers and infinite charm onto the bed. Even if they are faceless, slightly fat, and have slightly small breasts, they will be in the arms of their uncle.

There are also sweetheart lolita, cute little pets, and coquettish and willful little princesses. Their youth is a magic weapon, and their naivety is also an advantage. More importantly, young people have to work hard for many years to have money and status. Choosing an uncle is just one step.

In place.

The weird uncle is poison to the little lolita!

Shuangshuang's favorite movie is "The Killer Is Not So Cold". She has watched it many times and shed tears many times. She likes Uncle Leon in the movie, who wears sunglasses and a windbreaker, is silent and has a charming smile. Every time he kills someone, he

They both drink milk and bring a pot of green plants with them every time they move. They both want to follow such a handsome and cool middle-aged man to wander around the world, kill people and buy goods. She wears a small school-style skirt and boots, and always fantasizes about meeting herself.

Uncle Lyon.

Shishiyan said: Li Jufu’s uncle is a weird uncle who makes me wear school uniform every time we date.

Shuangshuang said: Oh my God, where is my weird uncle? I have been waiting so hard.

Shuangshuang's weird uncle is the father of a tall, rich and handsome man.

A middle-aged fat man, wearing a thick gold chain around his neck, with a big belly, wearing a round-neck old man's shirt, prefers to go shirtless in summer. This man's name is Gao Pifu, he is a nouveau riche, he won a huge jackpot by buying welfare lottery tickets in his early years

, he should be the first person in China to wear a wig and mask to receive the award. Since then, there have been many imitators. We can see the disguised appearance of the winner on TV. Gao Pifu is very creative, using

Bonus opened a restaurant, and every year during the Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival, programs will be on-demand on TV. He said in Mandarin with dialect characteristics: On the occasion of the Spring Festival, our seafood restaurant would like to thank our customers...

They both called him Uncle Gao, and their acquaintance was purely accidental.

That day, Gao Fushuai celebrated his birthday, and many classmates gathered at his house. Da Lizi, Li Jufu, Shuangshuang, Shishiyan, Zhang Daoxue, and other classmates in the class all held a birthday party for Gao Fushuai at his home.

Gao Fushuai's parents were not at home, and these children had a great time. They had a cake fight, drank a lot of beer, champagne, orange juice and yogurt, and continued until midnight. Everyone was dizzy and sleeping in the living room. Gao Fushuai

Shuai pulled Zhang Daoxue to his room, and in Gao Fushuai's words: I did it to her, I made love to her.

That night, Gao Fushuai's father also did Shuangshuang.

The sofa in the living room was full of people sleeping. They both yawned, clapped their mouths with their hands, and went straight upstairs to open a door. She threw herself on the big bed and fell asleep - this was the bedroom of her wealthy and handsome parents.

In the middle of the night, Gao Fushuai's father came back. He was also drunk, muttering drunken words: Please pay attention when reversing, please pay attention when reversing. After he entered the bedroom, he saw a girl in school uniform sleeping on the bed, and he hit her.

After burping, he went up and hugged her. Both of them wanted to refuse, but half pushed and half pushed her away. They shouted "Uncle Gao, no," and put their arms around Uncle Gao's neck.

At that time, both weighed 80 kilograms, but they looked like little birds in Uncle Gao's arms. The school uniforms were taken off, and after the sound of slapping, they completed the process of exchanging body fluids.

Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, you are bullying me.

Uncle Gao said: I'm drunk. Are you my son's classmate? How old are you?

Shuangshuang said: My name is Shuangshuang, I am only 17 years old, it hurts so much.

Uncle Gao said: Are you a virgin?

Shuangshuang was not a virgin, but she nodded solemnly. She pretended to be one, pouting, looking innocent, and her eyes were full of tears, just like a beautiful girl in anime. Uncle Gao wiped Shuangshuang with toilet paper.

, both squirming, Uncle Gao flicked the paper ball into the trash can and asked: Are you not bleeding?

When girls pretend to be virgins, they use the following excuses:

The bicycle crashed, the seesaw bounced, the skipping rope fell, the sanitary napkin poked, etc.

Most girls rely on bicycles and get shot even while lying on bicycles; some cunning girls will say that they have masturbated; and even more cunning girls will deliberately choose to have sex in the two days before and after menstruation, so that it is easier to pretend to be a virgin.

Shuangshuang had a lot of clever ideas, and her dark eyes rolled, looking pitiful. She shed a few tears, and choked up and said: Actually, I practiced dancing in junior high school, and one time when I did the splits... my hymen ruptured and it bleeds.

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Uncle Gao said: Be good, stop crying, uncle will give you a hug. Don’t tell others what happened today.

Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, I won't tell anyone. This is our little secret. Will I get pregnant?

Uncle Gao said: How could it be such a coincidence? Don't think too much. For this 100 yuan, you can have breakfast at school tomorrow.

Shuangshuang was a little angry, widened his eyes and said: Uncle Gao, who do you think I am?

Shuangshuang left the room crying, and happened to be seen by Da Lizi. Uncle Gao caught up with him and drove Shuangshuang home.

He is 42 years old and she is 17 years old.

Girls have uncle complexes, and weird uncles also have virginity complexes.

Shuangshuang didn't want Uncle Gao's money. A few days later, Shuangshuang went to Gao Fushuai's father's restaurant. She said she had lost her mobile phone and wanted to borrow money from Uncle Gao to buy a new mobile phone. Uncle Gao gave her a dual-SIM dual-standby phone.

He asked Shuangshuang not to come to the restaurant to see him in the future. There was a card in the phone so he could call when he needed to be contacted.

Over the next month, they dated many times and seemed to really fall in love.

They went to a hotel to book a room together. Uncle Gao was rich, but he was very stingy. He always chose a cheap hotel. They jumped up and down happily on the bed. They felt that the mattress was not very soft, so Uncle Gao asked them to lie down.

On his belly, he called her his sweetheart, baby egg. Although the school uniform was ugly, Uncle Wei liked it. He would sometimes force her to do her homework, and then he would carry her to the bed and have a lot of fun. The sound of snapping was accompanied by

Hearing Uncle Wei's roar, he kept saying, "Shuangshuang, call daddy, call daddy." Uncle Wei sometimes wanted to put on his school uniform and help Shuangshuang do her homework. He might have a feeling of rediscovering his first love in his heart.

They went on a self-driving trip to other cities together. Both of them had the unique naughty and cuteness of underage girls. When they were queuing up to buy tickets at the scenic spot, the little girl walked around her uncle and muttered: Uncle, I want to do something to you.

Play the poison, play the poison, I want you to love me forever

When I was tired from playing, we both acted coquettishly and waved my hands to ask Uncle Gao to carry her. The uncle smiled and carried the little girl on his back to watch zebras and brown bears together. Others thought they were father and daughter, but the little girl said to a vendor selling candied haws: He

, is my boyfriend.

The middle-aged uncle and the little girl were sitting on the flower bed to rest. He smoked and blew smoke rings, and she blew bubble gum.

Uncle Gao said: Share the bubble gum with me.

They both looked at him, spit out the bubble gum into their palms, pulled it into two pieces, and pinched the smaller piece with their fingers.

Uncle Gao looked at her depressedly for ten seconds.

They both pouted and said: Why do you use the word "fen"?

Uncle Gao smiled and wanted to take the piece of chewing gum, but he stuffed both pieces into his mouth at once and said: Come and grab it.

Uncle Gao was hesitant. He took a look and saw that there were so many tourists around. He didn't know if he would meet anyone he knew here.

They both closed their eyes, raised their faces and said, "What are we afraid of? No one knows us."

A middle-aged uncle kissed an underage girl, and the cannas in the flower bed were in full bloom. At that moment, they forgot themselves, and the world was so beautiful that it lost its sound and color.

The most heart-warming encounter is followed by the saddest parting!

This middle-aged fat man has allergic skin. He has a lot of herpes on his chin, small yellow blisters with white dead skin on the edges. His wife asked him in confusion: You are over forty and you still have acne.

? He didn't reply, but made a naughty move - sticking out his tongue. His tongue was also covered with herpes, which were densely packed, yellow and transparent. He felt itchy and unbearable, so he scratched his tongue several times with his fingers.

Several herpes were scratched, and yellow pus flowed from the corners of his mouth. When his wife left and he was alone in the room, he spat and said: Damn, athlete's foot is also contagious!

Both of them have athlete's foot. This girl doesn't pay much attention to hygiene, and her feet are extremely smelly.

Once, the drunk Uncle Gao licked her feet, and herpes broke out on her chin and tongue. He began to feel disgusted and stopped contacting her. Men like the new and dislike the old, so Uncle Gao soon fell in love with a woman in a cheongsam in a restaurant.

The waiter hooked up with her and they both fell out of love. During that time, she began to give up on herself, overeated, gained a lot of weight, and became very irritable. She often quarreled with her classmates in class for no reason.

Li Jufu said: Let's rate the fungus in the class without any connotation.

Da Lizi said: Goddess Zhang Daoxue, seven points of black fungus. Shuangshuang, three points of black fungus. Shit swallow, three points of pink fungus.

Li Jufu said: It feels so good. I think I have successfully quit masturbating. Zhang Daoxue cannot tempt me at all.

Da Lizi said: Your sister, quitting masturbation is like quitting drugs.

Gao Fushuai said: You two losers, who can help me practice my World of Warcraft account?

Li Jufu said disdainfully: "Wogou" (Internet slang for people who play "Warcraft"), get out.

Gao Fushuai said: Zombies also dare to scold Wowo (wow, the same meaning as above)?

Shuangshuang said: Hey, what did you do just now? Who are you giving the score to?

Shishiyan said: Please, don’t mention my name behind my back.

Shuangshuang said: Stop masturbating, it’s so disgusting, it’s really disgusting.

Da Lizi said: Your sister, why, you also successfully quit picking?

Shuangshuang said: You go eat (Internet slang:??, that is, take a bowel movement).

Li Jufu said: She asked you to eat a bowl of Rexiang (Internet slang for hot shit).

Zhang Daoxue said: What are you arguing about? You guys will start class soon.

Shuangshuang said: Zhang Daoxue, they said bad things about you just now.

Zhang Daoxue said: As long as the rich and handsome man doesn’t say bad things about me.

Gao Fushuai said: Xueer, ignore them.

Shuangshuang said: Oh my god, Dese, I will go find your daddy tomorrow.

Gao Fushuai: Shuangshuang, are you looking for a draw?

Shuangshuang said: If you dare to touch me, you have no guts and no grace!
To be continued...