The so-called uncle complex means liking uncles and liking older, mature men.
They more or less have an Electra complex. Compared with the opposite sex of the same age, they prefer to push middle-aged men with successful careers and infinite charm onto the bed. Even if they are faceless, slightly fat, and have slightly small breasts, they will be in the arms of their uncle.
There are also sweetheart lolita, cute little pets, and coquettish and willful little princesses. Their youth is a magic weapon, and their naivety is also an advantage. More importantly, young people have to work hard for many years to have money and status. Choosing an uncle is just one step.
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The weird uncle is poison to the little lolita!
Shuangshuang's favorite movie is "The Killer Is Not So Cold". She has watched it many times and shed tears many times. She likes Uncle Leon in the movie, who wears sunglasses and a windbreaker, is silent and has a charming smile. Every time he kills someone, he
They both drink milk and bring a pot of green plants with them every time they move. They both want to follow such a handsome and cool middle-aged man to wander around the world, kill people and buy goods. She wears a small school-style skirt and boots, and always fantasizes about meeting herself.
Uncle Lyon.
Shishiyan said: Li Jufu’s uncle is a weird uncle who makes me wear school uniform every time we date.
Shuangshuang said: Oh my God, where is my weird uncle? I have been waiting so hard.
Shuangshuang's weird uncle is the father of a tall, rich and handsome man.
A middle-aged fat man, wearing a thick gold chain around his neck, with a big belly, wearing a round-neck old man's shirt, prefers to go shirtless in summer. This man's name is Gao Pifu, he is a nouveau riche, he won a huge jackpot by buying welfare lottery tickets in his early years
, he should be the first person in China to wear a wig and mask to receive the award. Since then, there have been many imitators. We can see the disguised appearance of the winner on TV. Gao Pifu is very creative, using
Bonus opened a restaurant, and every year during the Mid-Autumn Festival and Spring Festival, programs will be on-demand on TV. He said in Mandarin with dialect characteristics: On the occasion of the Spring Festival, our seafood restaurant would like to thank our customers...
They both called him Uncle Gao, and their acquaintance was purely accidental.
That day, Gao Fushuai celebrated his birthday, and many classmates gathered at his house. Da Lizi, Li Jufu, Shuangshuang, Shishiyan, Zhang Daoxue, and other classmates in the class all held a birthday party for Gao Fushuai at his home.
Gao Fushuai's parents were not at home, and these children had a great time. They had a cake fight, drank a lot of beer, champagne, orange juice and yogurt, and continued until midnight. Everyone was dizzy and sleeping in the living room. Gao Fushuai
Shuai pulled Zhang Daoxue to his room, and in Gao Fushuai's words: I did it to her, I made love to her.
That night, Gao Fushuai's father also did Shuangshuang.
The sofa in the living room was full of people sleeping. They both yawned, clapped their mouths with their hands, and went straight upstairs to open a door. She threw herself on the big bed and fell asleep - this was the bedroom of her wealthy and handsome parents.
In the middle of the night, Gao Fushuai's father came back. He was also drunk, muttering drunken words: Please pay attention when reversing, please pay attention when reversing. After he entered the bedroom, he saw a girl in school uniform sleeping on the bed, and he hit her.
After burping, he went up and hugged her. Both of them wanted to refuse, but half pushed and half pushed her away. They shouted "Uncle Gao, no," and put their arms around Uncle Gao's neck.
At that time, both weighed 80 kilograms, but they looked like little birds in Uncle Gao's arms. The school uniforms were taken off, and after the sound of slapping, they completed the process of exchanging body fluids.
Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, you are bullying me.
Uncle Gao said: I'm drunk. Are you my son's classmate? How old are you?
Shuangshuang said: My name is Shuangshuang, I am only 17 years old, it hurts so much.
Uncle Gao said: Are you a virgin?
Shuangshuang was not a virgin, but she nodded solemnly. She pretended to be one, pouting, looking innocent, and her eyes were full of tears, just like a beautiful girl in anime. Uncle Gao wiped Shuangshuang with toilet paper.
, both squirming, Uncle Gao flicked the paper ball into the trash can and asked: Are you not bleeding?
When girls pretend to be virgins, they use the following excuses:
The bicycle crashed, the seesaw bounced, the skipping rope fell, the sanitary napkin poked, etc.
Most girls rely on bicycles and get shot even while lying on bicycles; some cunning girls will say that they have masturbated; and even more cunning girls will deliberately choose to have sex in the two days before and after menstruation, so that it is easier to pretend to be a virgin.
Shuangshuang had a lot of clever ideas, and her dark eyes rolled, looking pitiful. She shed a few tears, and choked up and said: Actually, I practiced dancing in junior high school, and one time when I did the splits... my hymen ruptured and it bleeds.
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Uncle Gao said: Be good, stop crying, uncle will give you a hug. Don’t tell others what happened today.
Shuangshuang said: Uncle Gao, I won't tell anyone. This is our little secret. Will I get pregnant?
Uncle Gao said: How could it be such a coincidence? Don't think too much. For this 100 yuan, you can have breakfast at school tomorrow.
Shuangshuang was a little angry, widened his eyes and said: Uncle Gao, who do you think I am?
Shuangshuang left the room crying, and happened to be seen by Da Lizi. Uncle Gao caught up with him and drove Shuangshuang home.
He is 42 years old and she is 17 years old.
Girls have uncle complexes, and weird uncles also have virginity complexes.
Shuangshuang didn't want Uncle Gao's money. A few days later, Shuangshuang went to Gao Fushuai's father's restaurant. She said she had lost her mobile phone and wanted to borrow money from Uncle Gao to buy a new mobile phone. Uncle Gao gave her a dual-SIM dual-standby phone.
He asked Shuangshuang not to come to the restaurant to see him in the future. There was a card in the phone so he could call when he needed to be contacted.
Over the next month, they dated many times and seemed to really fall in love.
They went to a hotel to book a room together. Uncle Gao was rich, but he was very stingy. He always chose a cheap hotel. They jumped up and down happily on the bed. They felt that the mattress was not very soft, so Uncle Gao asked them to lie down.
On his belly, he called her his sweetheart, baby egg. Although the school uniform was ugly, Uncle Wei liked it. He would sometimes force her to do her homework, and then he would carry her to the bed and have a lot of fun. The sound of snapping was accompanied by
Hearing Uncle Wei's roar, he kept saying, "Shuangshuang, call daddy, call daddy." Uncle Wei sometimes wanted to put on his school uniform and help Shuangshuang do her homework. He might have a feeling of rediscovering his first love in his heart.
They went on a self-driving trip to other cities together. Both of them had the unique naughty and cuteness of underage girls. When they were queuing up to buy tickets at the scenic spot, the little girl walked around her uncle and muttered: Uncle, I want to do something to you.
Play the poison, play the poison, I want you to love me forever
When I was tired from playing, we both acted coquettishly and waved my hands to ask Uncle Gao to carry her. The uncle smiled and carried the little girl on his back to watch zebras and brown bears together. Others thought they were father and daughter, but the little girl said to a vendor selling candied haws: He
, is my boyfriend.
The middle-aged uncle and the little girl were sitting on the flower bed to rest. He smoked and blew smoke rings, and she blew bubble gum.
Uncle Gao said: Share the bubble gum with me.
They both looked at him, spit out the bubble gum into their palms, pulled it into two pieces, and pinched the smaller piece with their fingers.
Uncle Gao looked at her depressedly for ten seconds.
They both pouted and said: Why do you use the word "fen"?
Uncle Gao smiled and wanted to take the piece of chewing gum, but he stuffed both pieces into his mouth at once and said: Come and grab it.
Uncle Gao was hesitant. He took a look and saw that there were so many tourists around. He didn't know if he would meet anyone he knew here.
They both closed their eyes, raised their faces and said, "What are we afraid of? No one knows us."
A middle-aged uncle kissed an underage girl, and the cannas in the flower bed were in full bloom. At that moment, they forgot themselves, and the world was so beautiful that it lost its sound and color.
The most heart-warming encounter is followed by the saddest parting!
This middle-aged fat man has allergic skin. He has a lot of herpes on his chin, small yellow blisters with white dead skin on the edges. His wife asked him in confusion: You are over forty and you still have acne.
? He didn't reply, but made a naughty move - sticking out his tongue. His tongue was also covered with herpes, which were densely packed, yellow and transparent. He felt itchy and unbearable, so he scratched his tongue several times with his fingers.
Several herpes were scratched, and yellow pus flowed from the corners of his mouth. When his wife left and he was alone in the room, he spat and said: Damn, athlete's foot is also contagious!
Both of them have athlete's foot. This girl doesn't pay much attention to hygiene, and her feet are extremely smelly.
Once, the drunk Uncle Gao licked her feet, and herpes broke out on her chin and tongue. He began to feel disgusted and stopped contacting her. Men like the new and dislike the old, so Uncle Gao soon fell in love with a woman in a cheongsam in a restaurant.
The waiter hooked up with her and they both fell out of love. During that time, she began to give up on herself, overeated, gained a lot of weight, and became very irritable. She often quarreled with her classmates in class for no reason.
Li Jufu said: Let's rate the fungus in the class without any connotation.
Da Lizi said: Goddess Zhang Daoxue, seven points of black fungus. Shuangshuang, three points of black fungus. Shit swallow, three points of pink fungus.
Li Jufu said: It feels so good. I think I have successfully quit masturbating. Zhang Daoxue cannot tempt me at all.
Da Lizi said: Your sister, quitting masturbation is like quitting drugs.
Gao Fushuai said: You two losers, who can help me practice my World of Warcraft account?
Li Jufu said disdainfully: "Wogou" (Internet slang for people who play "Warcraft"), get out.
Gao Fushuai said: Zombies also dare to scold Wowo (wow, the same meaning as above)?
Shuangshuang said: Hey, what did you do just now? Who are you giving the score to?
Shishiyan said: Please, don’t mention my name behind my back.
Shuangshuang said: Stop masturbating, it’s so disgusting, it’s really disgusting.
Da Lizi said: Your sister, why, you also successfully quit picking?
Shuangshuang said: You go eat (Internet slang:??, that is, take a bowel movement).
Li Jufu said: She asked you to eat a bowl of Rexiang (Internet slang for hot shit).
Zhang Daoxue said: What are you arguing about? You guys will start class soon.
Shuangshuang said: Zhang Daoxue, they said bad things about you just now.
Zhang Daoxue said: As long as the rich and handsome man doesn’t say bad things about me.
Gao Fushuai said: Xueer, ignore them.
Shuangshuang said: Oh my god, Dese, I will go find your daddy tomorrow.
Gao Fushuai: Shuangshuang, are you looking for a draw?
Shuangshuang said: If you dare to touch me, you have no guts and no grace!
Li Jufu made a gun shape with his fingers and pointed it at the crowd. He frowned and farted loudly. The crowd held their noses and dispersed.
Shortly thereafter, Shuangshuang sent a text message to Uncle Gao: I'm pregnant, uncle, and I think this is a big deal.
They both encouraged Shi Shiyan to rent a house to have a baby, with the purpose of using her urine to blackmail Uncle Gao. This sinister girl was very smart, knowing that Uncle Gao would definitely verify the authenticity, so she put the urine into a voodoo doll.
, carry it with you. Uncle Gao made an appointment with Shuangshuang to a small hotel and asked her to use a pregnancy test strip for testing.
Shuangshuang said: Look, I can't pee.
Uncle Gao said: Then you go to the bathroom.
Shuangshuang secretly put Shityan's urine into a paper cup in the bathroom, then took it out and inserted the pregnancy test paper into the urine in front of Uncle Gao. After a while, the result showed that she was pregnant.
They both lay on the bed, holding their cheeks in their hands, crossing their feet and saying: Oh my god, I didn't expect that I'm going to be a mother. Uncle, do you like boys or girls?
Uncle Gao hugged her, lay beside her, and said infinitely tenderly: You are still a child.
Uncle Gao tried his best to coax Shuangshuang to have an abortion, but both of them puffed up their cheeks and shook their heads. Uncle Gao told Shuangshuang: It was impossible for him to get a divorce. The child would be born without a father, and would not be able to obtain a household registration. There would be countless more in the future.
Trouble. If you can't give your child happiness, why let him come into this world?
Uncle Gao asked tentatively: Have you ever slept with anyone else?
They both jumped up, put their hands on their waists, and said angrily: Then give birth to her and take a paternity test, and you will know whether she is your child.
Uncle Gao began to please Shuangshuang in every possible way, telling her that medical abortion was the simplest and most convenient method, and it would not delay school. She could take the medicine for three days, her stomach would hurt for a while, and all her worries would be gone. If the 49-day period passed, she could only choose
During an abortion, lying on the cold operating table and spreading your legs will be particularly painful.
He said to Shuangshuang: Do you know what dilation and curettage is? It means giving the fetus a poisonous injection first, then reaching in and digging out the dead baby with a small spoon... It is better to choose medical abortion.
Both were frightened and their expressions were stiff. After a long time, she said: Okay, I'll buy medicine.
Uncle Gao took out 200 yuan from his wallet and said: Medical abortion does not cost much.
Both of them frowned and said with great disgust: I don't want your money. I'm asking my mother for money and I'll buy medicine tomorrow.
Shuangshuang thought: Damn, it’s only 200 yuan.
If you want to send me away, just wait, this time you are in my hands!
After Shuangshuang returned, Uncle Gao kept sending text messages asking, but Shuangshuang ignored him for several days. Uncle Gao had to go to the school gate to find Shuangshuang. Shuangshuang said that her mother wouldn't give her money, and she didn't know what to say to her mother. Uncle Gao said
She got into the car and took out the abortion pill she had bought. She stretched out her hands to knock it off and cried, "Uncle, I want to give birth. I really like children. This is the crystallization of our love."
Uncle Gao had no choice but to induce her. He gave her money twice, the first time was 5,000 yuan and the second time was 30,000 yuan.
For the first time, both of them promised to have an abortion, but regretted it. This willful little girl said many sanctimonious things.
The second time, Uncle Gao gave her 30,000 yuan, and she agreed to go to the hospital with him for an abortion. When they were registering, they both ran away. Uncle Gao looked for her anxiously in the hospital. After a while, he received a text message that made him laugh or cry.
. Shuangshuang said: I hope this farewell is not forever. I still love you, uncle. I am a little sad to treat you so badly. I am afraid that I will not be able to extricate myself from my fascination with you. Goodbye, uncle, I will give birth to a child.
Raised by humans, I love you and I love my baby.
Uncle Gao finally lost his temper and replied to the text message claiming that even if the child was born, he would never admit it.
During that time, the students were on summer vacation, and it was impossible for Uncle Gao to go to Shuangshuang's house to find her. The relationship between the two was in a cold war. Uncle Gao left various obscene words in text messages and greeted her parents and ancestors.
The eighteenth generation also threatened to find the underworld to kill her whole family, and Shuangshuang never came back. A few days after school started, Shuangshuang knew that Uncle Gao would not give up, so she took the initiative. She tried every means to find the phone number of Uncle Gao's wife, and then recorded and verified the text messages.
The photo of the pregnancy test paper was forwarded to his wife.
Behind every weird uncle there is a weird aunt.
Both of them underestimated a woman's jealousy and hatred, which is enough to kill a person.
Uncle Gao's wife was a fat woman with a mean face and ruthless attitude. She once beat the waitress in the store who was having an affair with her husband half to death.
The next day, Uncle Gao sent a text message to Shuangshuang saying that his wife was furious and overturned several tables in the restaurant. They had been arguing all night and the two of them would definitely divorce. Uncle Gao deliberately eased the relationship and his attitude became gentle and considerate.
Encourage Shuangshuang to give birth to a child and promise to marry Shuangshuang after his divorce.
They both texted back and said: Uncle, you finally figured it out.
A few days later, Uncle Gao said that he was going through divorce procedures. He asked both of them to have a picnic in the mountains and gave them some money to buy nutritional supplements. They thought about it and happily went together.
The restaurant's dishwasher confirmed to the police that that afternoon, the owner and his wife drove to have a barbecue outdoors. He helped carry the grill into the car. There were also barbecue forks, mutton skewers and various barbecue ingredients in the trunk of the car.
Uncle Gao deceived Shuangshuang into the mountains, and his fat wife hid in the tombkeeper's hut in advance. The cemetery was usually deserted, which was perfect for killing people. No one knew about Shuangshuang's pregnancy. Uncle Gao's wife had a murderous intention. After plotting, they
He planned to kill Shuang Shuang to get rid of future troubles. In that hut, Uncle Gao stuck a barbecue spit into Shuang Shuang's neck. They both pissed themselves. Uncle Gao's wife, with a livid face, stabbed Shuang Shuang in the belly with an iron stick.
Scolding and interfering at the same time.
Both struggled desperately, pulled out the two iron sticks from their stomachs, and stabbed Uncle Gao's wife hard in the arm. She ran out of the hut crying, but was dragged back by her hair, and was eventually brutally murdered by the couple. Both died.
, Uncle Gao’s fat wife still didn’t stop. She pierced Shuang Shuang with the remaining iron skewers to vent her hatred. She took the two iron skewers that were pierced into Shuang Shuang’s arms back home. They were also used by the police.
The reason was not found at the scene.
Uncle Gao took away the mobile phone given to Shuangshuang and threw the bag into the cemetery.
Afterwards, the police found these two important pieces of evidence in his home.
According to the clues provided by Da Lizi, the case was quickly solved and the truth came to light. The special case team also did not understand what was going on with the children today and what they were thinking about every day. Perhaps they had been living in a depressive environment for a long time and their hearts were in a state of confusion.
Confused, they still can't find their own answers about the future. Just as they mocked themselves, if they can't get into college, the boys will have to move bricks on the construction site, and the girls will go to the construction site to work on steel bars.
On the day the special case team left, when the national flag was hoisted early in the morning, the two students picked up their bags and left the school forever.
The teacher stopped Li Jufu and Da Lizi at the school gate.
The teacher asked: Where are you two going?
Li Jufu said: Just walk around.
The teacher threatened: Go back, the flag is being raised, otherwise you will be expelled.
Li Jufu shrugged and said, "It's up to you."
The teacher said: Are you crazy?
Li Jufu said: Anyway, after graduation I will move bricks, I won’t go to this bullshit school.
The teacher said: Don't regret it.
Da Lizi said: Let me tell you, we are leaving this damn school, with its ridiculous textbooks and homework. We are going to Tibet, Lijiang, Shennongjia, and we are going to hike across the country...
Professor Liang said: Oh, it’s great to be young, I really envy them.
Bao Zhan said: I suddenly like these two children very much.
Hualong shouted: You two losers, I will cut you off if you send me a letter.
Su Mei said: Hey, wait, do you need a police car to give you a ride?
Li Jufu waved his hand and said no, Da Li Zi raised his middle finger to Hua Long, and they whistled an English song and set off on their way.
The red flag fluttered over the school, and the two teenagers left the campus while the national anthem was played. They carried their bags, faced cold eyes and ridicules, and embarked on an unknown journey, heading into the distance, their figures fading away...
That English song is called "Travel Lightly"——
It seems like there is double the pressure and burden on my shoulders
I feel like I am carrying a heavy load every day
Walk through the road of frustration and cross the river of pain
Continuously picking up pebbles on the roadside
I'm swaying and moving forward in a bumpy way
The road ahead is full of troubles
I drag the weight and the pain hard
And every step I take feels like my back is going to be crushed.