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Chapter 17 Men's Pads

◎Chapter 17 Men’s Pads

Leaders at all levels are constantly paying attention to the case through phone calls. The police chief is busy reporting, explaining time and time again that this is a case of sanitary napkin explosions. A suspect has been arrested and is under interrogation.

A female leader of the education department asked in an incredibly horrified tone: How could a sanitary napkin explode?

Police chief: The investigation is ongoing and the details of the case cannot be disclosed.

Female leader: Then tell me, what brand of sanitary napkin is it?

Police chief: Please believe us, the case cannot be announced yet, and please keep it confidential.

Female leader: Come on, I will never use this brand of sanitary napkins again.

The police investigated the peeping boy in order to obtain more evidence. This boy is a popular person in this school. Not many people know his real name, but when it comes to his nickname - Lao Goose, he is very famous.

Gao, many people can tell anecdotes about Lao Goose.

Classmate A: One time while playing basketball, I saw with my own eyes that a bloody sanitary napkin fell out of Lao Goose’s pants.

Classmate B: I know that pervert. He likes to use binoculars to peek into girls' dormitories. I even gave him the middle finger.

Classmate C: Lao Goose's crazy pursuit of the school beauty has reached the realm of performance art. He wrote love letters in blood and posted them on campus. He even ran naked in the rain. He made jokes when he drank. He forgot to unzip his zipper when peeing. He kept his pants down when he got an injection.

Take it off to the bottom.

Classmate Ding: Lao Ge is not related to the murder in school, is he? I am in the same class as him and know him very well. The teacher who died was our counselor. If we vote to choose who the murderer is, I would like to say

, Lao Goose must have received quite a lot of votes in this school. He was born a murderer, and entering college was a mistake. I have no doubt that Lao Goose would kill someone even for the sake of fame.

Su Mei checked Lao Goose’s log on the school’s intranet. The word for “goose” in Lao Goose was pronounced né. At the beginning of the school year, he said in a strong dialect that he had raised nés at home. His classmates didn’t know what kind of animal né was. Lao Goose

Recited a poem in public: nénéné, singing to the sky, with white hair floating on the green water, and red palms stirring the clear waves. From then on, he got the nickname "Old Goose".

Lao Goose publicly claimed in his diary that wearing a sanitary napkin was a very avant-garde performance art. In his words, it was an atonement for the sins of male members of human society, and he could experience the magical power of the great mother who bleeds for a week without dying.

Lao Goose received a lot of sarcastic comments, which he scoffed at, and still went his own way, constantly uploading his experiences and insights on wearing sanitary napkins. Here are a few excerpts:

What I decided to do was something unprecedented and unprecedented.

The first time, I turned the sanitary napkin upside down and stuck it on my balls. Fans, especially girls, can imagine how painful it was when I took it off. The second time, I felt the sanitary napkin belt.

The cool and slippery feeling is wonderful and comfortable, and there is some satisfaction of sexual fantasies in my heart. I gradually became obsessed with using sanitary napkins. When I go to the supermarket to buy cigarettes, I can't help but buy a few packs of sanitary napkins.

, there are also sanitary napkins stored in the dormitory, with different materials, different brands, and different feelings. Gradually, I became an expert in sanitary napkins and used them almost every day. At this point, I have become more feminine than a woman.

...By the way, the school beauty even borrowed sanitary napkins from me.

Bao Zhan and Hua Long questioned the school beauty, and the school beauty said that Lao Goose was a pervert.

Once, the school beauty suddenly got her period. She covered her skirt with her schoolbag and stood anxiously in front of the toilet door, looking for a female classmate to borrow a sanitary napkin. Lao Goose happened to pass by, and the school beauty said: This classmate, you can help me

Go to the supermarket at your doorstep to buy a pack of sanitary napkins?

Lao Goose took out a pack of sanitary napkins from his pocket and said, "Take it and use it."

The next day, Lao Goose announced to everyone who knew him that the school belle had a crush on him. In the dormitory, Lao Goose asked the dormitory boss solemnly: What should I do? The school belle has a crush on me. Should I be a little more reserved?

The boss of the dormitory patted his thigh and said earnestly: Brother Goose, just go with the flow, half push and half.

The figure of the anti-Japanese predecessors faintly flashed in Lao Goose's mind. He said in a righteous and awe-inspiring tone: How can that be done, I, Lao Goose?

Is it so easy to get soaked?

The boss of the dormitory said: Old Goose, the school belle has the right to have a crush on you, you know? No matter from the perspective of the Constitution, criminal law and the law of the jungle.

Lao Goose looked out the window and said: I have such a bad temper, if she pesters me again, she will lash out.

From then on, Lao Goose followed the school belle like a fly, deliberately creating many accidental encounters. At the corner of the classroom, Lao Goose nodded to the school belle like a gentleman, said "What a coincidence", and then the two of them rubbed shoulders.

And then. In the school cafeteria, when the school belle was looking around for a seat, the old goose would suddenly pop up and say hello to the school belle, "Hi". The old goose smiled, with a small piece of tropical jungle hanging on his teeth - he had just finished eating the leek buns.

The counselor investigated the issue of school spirit and suspected that the school belle had had an abortion. After repeated questioning, the school belle couldn't bear it and had a big quarrel with the counselor. As if falling from the sky, Lao Goose confirmed to the counselor that the school belle was still a virgin. The counselor told Lao Goose to go away.

Lao Ge was so angry that he pushed the counselor. Because of this incident, Lao Ge recorded a serious offense and was almost expelled from the school. From that time on, Lao Ge scored fifty-nine points in the exam and failed several subjects. The counselor could not help but

Just deduct his points. Lao Goose endured the humiliation and became depressed.

Some time later, when the counselor was riding a bus, the sanitary napkin under her crotch suddenly caught fire. The counselor thought it was lit by someone else with a lighter, and started a struggle with a passenger next to her on the spot.

A few days later, the counselor was killed in a school toilet.

The special case team visited the campus. This counselor had a bad reputation. Many students criticized her. More than one of the students she tutored said that she was very perverted. In her spare time, the counselor did something that was suspected of being a pyramid scheme.

products, forcibly selling health care products to boys and skin care products to girls. She also conducted experiments on concentrated dish soap on students to prove how excellent the products she sells are. These students who often do explosive experiments sneered at this little trick.

, some bold students will ask questions on the spot:

Teacher, we just wash clothes and clean lunch boxes, why do we use such expensive things? The dishwashing liquid costs thirty-eight yuan.

Teacher, the cooking pot you sell sells for more than 6,000 yuan. I helped you calculate the cost of this sky-high price pot. It only costs a few hundred yuan. With your pot, can my dead grandfather come back to life?

, or, your pot, can receive satellite programs?

The counselor was very angry and refuted the questioning students eloquently. Later, one of the questioning students was asked to ask his parents for being absent from class, and another student was deducted points by the counselor for sleeping naked.

Lao Ge studied ammunition engineering and explosive technology, and the deceased female teacher was a counselor for students in this major. Police investigation confirmed that the explosives were hidden in the deceased's sanitary napkin. Lao Ge also had a idiosyncratic habit of wearing sanitary napkins. He once had sex with the deceased

There were conflicts and disputes, and various doubts made Lao Goose the first suspect.

During the interrogation, Lao Gou argued that he had a hard time saying that he used sanitary napkins because he suffered from hemorrhoids and often bleeds. Lao Gou believed that hemorrhoids were a shameful thing, and when his classmates accidentally discovered that he was wearing sanitary napkins, he simply

Publicly, declare that this is a performance art.

Professor Liang: Why burn sanitary napkins?

Old Goose: There was blood on it. I was afraid that my classmates would laugh at me, so I burned it quietly.

Bao Zhan: Why did you use the telescope to peek at us? We also found out that you peeked at girls taking a shower and changing clothes.

Old Goose: I'm curious and want to see how you handle the case. I haven't peeked into the girls' dormitory yet.

Su Mei: What is your relationship with the school beauty?

Old Goose: She is my girlfriend, everyone in school knows it.

Su Mei: The school belle said that you have expressed many times that you are willing to kill for her, and you also performed martial arts downstairs in her dormitory.

Old Goose thought blankly for a while, then suddenly fell to the ground and twitched all over, rolled his eyes, his fingers were like chicken claws, and his whole body was trembling. Su Mei was startled, and Professor Liang smiled without saying a word. Bao Zhan stepped forward, and he

Instead of taking any first aid measures, he scratched the old goose's armpits and ribs with both hands. The old goose couldn't bear the itching and begged for mercy: "I won't pretend anymore, don't tickle me."

Hualong applauded and said: "The performance is great, why don't you study acting?"

Professor Liang smiled and asked: Why are you pretending to be crazy and acting stupid?

The old goose begged pitifully: Police

Uncle, I haven't done anything. Please say something nice to the school. Otherwise, they will expel me and my future will be completely ruined. I have a 60-year-old mother and a daughter born in the 90s.

Sister, you have arrested the wrong person and there is no evidence. Let me go. Please, please don’t detain me. I’m afraid...

The special case team confiscated Lao Ge's telescope and released it on the spot after the interrogation. Although Lao Ge had a conflict with the deceased and had the motive of killing in revenge, the current evidence does not prove that he is the murderer. The special case team decided to play hard to get and secretly

Surveillance, deliberately letting the old goose loose, letting him relax his guard and reveal more tricks.

One morning a few days later, a suspicious cardboard box suspected of explosives was found on the window sill of the Academic Affairs Office.

The person who reported the crime was a school belle. She claimed to the police that she went to the Academic Affairs Office to submit an off-campus internship registration form, but the Academic Affairs Office was not open yet. She saw a cardboard box on the window sill, as if someone had put it there randomly.

The exposure of a solar panel alerted the school beauty, who immediately notified the police.

In order to avoid causing panic in the school, the special case team concealed the information, and the school announced that it was conducting a fire drill and conducted an emergency evacuation of the people in the building.

After the unrelated personnel evacuated the scene, the four members of the special case team looked at the cardboard box and listened carefully. There was no sound of the alarm clock coming from inside. However, based on the solar cells and some vaguely visible circuit boards, it could be initially judged that it was an explosive.

The bomb was very crudely made. It looked like a semi-finished product made by a person carelessly and placed casually on the windowsill. The carton was not sealed and was half opened, revealing a solar panel. The bomb disposal expert first started electronic jamming.

The device shielded surrounding signals to prevent someone from remotely detonating the bomb, and then performed X-ray fluoroscopy interval photography. He looked at the fluoroscopy image and exclaimed: The work of a master, this is a master-level time bomb!

Bomb disposal experts said: This kind of bomb is called a moonlight bomb, also called a sunlight bomb.

Bomb disposal experts explained: The time bombs made with alarm clocks, explosives and detonators were made by novices, and the bombs controlled by telephone were also made by amateurs. This kind of moonlight bomb was made by experts, using a simple thermometer as the detonation device. The explosive layer and the mercury layer

Under the solar panel, the bomb is made of extremely sensitive mercury as an anti-movement fuse. If an external force touches the cardboard box, the bomb will detonate. In addition to the mercury-type anti-movement device, there are also timing circuits and photoresistors. At night, in

Place this bomb under the moonlight, wait until the sun comes out, the sunlight will shine on the solar panel, and the temperature will rise, and the bomb will automatically detonate.

Professor Liang: At what temperature will the bomb explode?

Bomb disposal expert: Only the people who made the bombs know this.

The sun has come out, and the sunlight is about to hit the bomb's solar panels. The bomb may explode at any time. The four members of the special case team and the bomb disposal expert stood there, not even daring to take a breath.

Bao Zhan said: Can you defuse the bomb?

Bomb disposal expert: I have no experience. I only know that this type of bomb has failed to dismantle several times abroad.

Su Mei said: We should evacuate quickly to avoid casualties.

Bomb disposal expert: I can't disable the timing device. You can first remove the mercury anti-movement fuse, use a mechanical arm to move the explosives to the explosive disposal barrel, and then use a water cannon to detonate it. I'll give it a try.

The bomb disposal expert took out a crocodile clip and prepared to destroy the anti-shock circuit of the bomb. His movements were extremely slow and cautious. Although it was just a small movement of inserting the crocodile clip into the carton, he was already sweating profusely and his clothes were soaked.

.

Professor Liang, Bao Zhan, Hua Long, and Su Mei held their breaths. Since the establishment of the special case team, they have experienced countless dangers, but they have never experienced such a dangerous situation where life and death are on the line.

Professor Liang made a sign of the cross on his chest, and Hualong motioned Bao Zhan and Su Mei to stand back with his eyes. Bao Zhan folded his arms and remained indifferent, while Su Mei closed her eyes nervously.

If the bomb explodes, the consequences will be disastrous. The four members of the special case team may be injured or even killed...

The bomb disposal expert carefully retracted his hand from the carton and said in surprise: It's done.

Before he finished speaking, the bomb suddenly exploded!


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