The first thousand three hundred and eighty-nine chapters Lolisa's reception banquet
Since Lily moved into this house, Hao Ren's furniture, doors and windows have been broken every three or five times. But on the other hand, Lily's skills in repairing furniture, doors and windows have also increased. After all, her income is from being an idle veterinarian + an unpopular writer.
There is a limit, and you can't just buy a new set of furniture in three or two days, so the only thing left is to improve your maintenance skills. At Hao Ren's reminder, the husky girl looked up and saw a steel security door.
Sure enough, there was a big face of my landlord printed on it. It was a vivid and lifelike image. Not only was it just the face, there was also the outline of half a hand printed under the face. It showed in a very abstract way that the owner of this face was approaching the gate.
At the moment of arrival, Husky's ears drooped due to resistance and hesitation, and he began to repair the door arduously.
Husky Finished Doors is also different from others. She doesn't even use tools when making sheet metal. She directly holds the door panel and taps it with her hands on both sides. The uneven marks on it are instantly smoothed by her strange power.
Not to mention Hao Ren's face, even the few decorative patterns left on the door were slapped by her like a mirror. In fact, due to similar incidents happening frequently, this steel security door that originally had many beautiful patterns now looks like a mirror.
It has been completely flattened. Hao Ren has no doubt that except for the door frame, the rest of the door has been as thin as paper by Lily...
Lorissa followed Hao Ren and walked into this "Pope's Palace" that was completely different from what she had imagined. She first saw a large living room filled with various strange styles of furniture and furnishings.
Several doors and an upward staircase should lead to other rooms and the second floor. On a low cabinet opposite the living room, a square, flat device is showing a lifelike picture, and a smiling woman is inside it.
Holding up a colorful bag, he introduced: "...This cat food is the product we recommend in this program. It is suitable for cats over two years old..."
On the coffee table in the center of the living room, the cat girl was squatting on the table and staring at the screen attentively, drooling all over the floor. When she heard the sound of Hao Ren entering the room, the silly cat immediately turned around and jumped down, scurrying over in twos and twos.
Hao Ren grabbed the latter's collar and shook it hard: "Silly big cat! I want to eat that, I want to eat that, go buy me that now!"
While shaking it, I pointed at the cat food commercial on TV, my eyes so bright that they almost made a circle.
"Go, go, go...you're going to eat a lot of cans that I just bought for you a while ago?" Hao Ren slapped the stupid cat's paws off, "How many times have I told you that you are not allowed to squat while watching TV?
On the coffee table!!”
Vivian heard the movement in the living room, opened the kitchen door and poked her head out: "Hao Ren, come back... Is this Lorissa?"
"Hello everyone," Lorissa looked around the people in the living room, smiled and bowed, then raised her hand to draw a rune to dispel magic, instantly restoring her original image of long silver hair and long elf ears, "
Hao Ren said it’s best to disguise yourself when you’re outside, otherwise it will attract unnecessary attention, but it shouldn’t matter here, right?”
As soon as she finished speaking, she saw Nangong Wuyue in the form of an octopus staggering down the stairs on the second floor. Each tentacle of the siren girl's lower body had a rag wrapped around it, and she was wiping the stair railings and
On the side of the steps, he raised the other two tentacles and waved them to say hello: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. Look, there are a few people in this room who look like humans..."
Yzaks raised his head from the newspaper: "I keep my human form even at home."
"You are the only one who has no right to say this. You look like an alien in human form," Hao Ren said casually, then looked at the little devil girl and asked, "Old Wang, where is your daughter?"
"I'm repairing my battery car in the backyard," Yzaks chuckled, not paying attention to Hao Ren's teasing just now. Anyway, he was used to it, "Why, are you looking for her?"
"While Lorissa is staying at our house for a few days, let the little girl learn the art of transfiguration quickly, so as not to have to wear contact lenses, a hat, and her tail around her waist every time she goes out," Hao Ren
He took off his coat and threw it away, and said casually as he walked towards the sofa, "Can you find another means of transportation? It's hard for you to carry your electric tricycle, and you also drag a bunch of refrigerators, color TVs, and washing machines through the streets every day. I
I feel sorry for those three windlasses...get out! I gave you clothes to help you hang them up, not to lay them on the floor for you to sleep on!"
When Yzaks heard about the Transfiguration Technique, he chuckled: "Hey, wouldn't it be the same if she learned from me? I've been planning to teach her recently."
Hao Ren rolled his eyes when he heard this: "Pull her down, I haven't seen her learn anything else besides studying fireballs with you all day long. And if you look in the mirror, can you see your own transformation?"
Yzaks thought about it and couldn't help but agree.
Lorissa watched with great interest the daily interactions of the Hao Ren family in front of her, with a smile on her face all the time, and it was different from the indifferent smile she often showed when she was in Horleta. Her smile at the moment seemed
Full of warmth. Lily noticed this with keen eyes after she came back from repairing the door. Moreover, she is a person who can't hide her words, so she went up to her and asked, "Why are you laughing?"
"It's nothing, it just feels... very good," Lorissa blinked, "I thought I would be placed in a church palace with strict rules, but I didn't expect that the place where the Pope lives is such a lively place... I don't
It’s so easy to describe, but it’s much better than I first imagined.”
"You really don't understand our landlord very well," Lily curled her lips, "He is a pope who works for a mixed salary. I have never seen him follow any rules. When the goddess gave him a Bible, he almost put the table on the table. To be honest,
, If this place is really as strict as you said, I would no longer live here. I used to enjoy traveling around the world... Landlord, I'm hungry! Bat, I'm hungry!"
Lorissa looked at Lily blankly. She couldn't imagine how the other party could suddenly switch to hunger before the topic was finished. But if she wanted to know what species the huskies on the earth were, she should just
I don’t think so anymore: For Lily, it was like thunder and lightning, but she couldn’t stop her from shouting out “hungry”. On the biological clock at meal time, this girl was as accurate as an atomic clock...
"Come to the kitchen and serve your own food!" Vivian leaned out from the kitchen again, "You have been eating and doing nothing all day long, but now you don't even bother to serve your own food?"
Lily's ears suddenly stood up in excitement, and she ran to the kitchen jumping and jumping: "Ouch, I'm coming right now, I'm coming right now! I'll be the first to serve the food!"
"Vivian has always been the cook in our family, you have to try her skills," Hao Ren smiled and invited Lorissa to the dining table, "For you as a distinguished guest, she has brought out all the skills at the bottom of the box...
…”
Vivian was bringing a plate of Kung Pao Chicken over. She smiled when she heard this: "I still have a lot of skills at the bottom of the box. If I really wanted to show them all, we wouldn't be able to fit them all in our living room. Do you know how many recipes have been produced in the 10,000 years of human history?"
Well, the lost ones alone are enough to feed Lily for three years."
Lily had just sat down at the table with a large bowl of rice in her hands. She raised her head and said, "Why do you use me as a unit of measurement?"
"Because you are not picky about food, others may not be able to eat roasted beetles from Egypt." Vivian glanced sideways at the husky girl, and then saw the bowl in her hand, "You really only serve your own rice bowl when I ask you to serve it."
, can you at least help carry a few dishes?"
"Okay, okay, don't count on her," Hao Ren stood up with a smile, "I'll go."
As a result, as soon as he stood up, he saw a large group of tentacles crawling out of the kitchen, each tentacle carrying a plate. Nangong Wuyue's voice came from the group of tentacles: "Landlord, you don't have to go.
Hey, I’ve brought it all over!”
This scene immediately gave Hao Ren goosebumps all over his body: "Damn it...Qiu, can you not do such a scary thing while eating? I thought Cthulhu came out to serve the food!"
A meal is a feast for both the host and the guest. Vivian's cooking skills, which have been honed for ten thousand years, are no joke. They have basically reached the point where a pot of tea is better than smoking marijuana, cold beef tendon, and forgetting the sea.
In Luo Yin's realm, Lorissa could not find anything more delicious than tonight's meal even if she was searching through the memory of the elf queen she inherited, let alone what she had eaten herself.
After dinner, it’s time for a bunch of monsters and ghosts at home to grab the TV, and inevitably there will be a lot of excitement. In fact, these guys don’t really want to grab any program, but they are addicted to the fascination brought by grabbing the TV.
Being happy is probably the same as Hao Ren rushing to eat the last piece of potato chips when he was a child. Anyway, the protagonists who compete for the TV are always Lily and Gun, or Elizabeth and Doudou. Three naughty children with a bad guy, so Hao Ren also agrees
Understanding their childish behavior, he went to a quiet corner to stay alone when they started making noise in the living room.
After a while, he saw Lorissa walking from the side and asked casually: "Aren't you used to such a noisy environment?"
"No, actually I think it's pretty good," Lorissa shook her head, "It's just that I still feel surprised."
"Then you have to work hard to adapt. The family tradition here is like this," Hao Ren shrugged. "You can't always use the environment in your mind to apply the rules here."
Lorissa smiled: "However, I was born in a world where religious belief is supreme. The memory I inherited from the original version has deeply engraved the solemn church and the sacred priests in my mind. These things are not
It can change in a moment and a half.”
"I can understand this," Hao Ren leaned on the chair and looked at the living room with a smile as he jumped up and down to grab the remote control from Elizabeth's hand, while Dou Dou flashed around in mid-air and teleported to the two of them in order to avoid chaos in the world.
People added, "I guess you will never find a 'Papal Palace' with such a painting style except mine. In fact, I have many colleagues in this universe, and they all assume the office of pope in their respective civilization circles, regardless of preaching.
Are you enthusiastic or not... Anyway, they are more serious than me. By the way, can you tell me about your situation back then? In the era of the Magic Empire, in what form did the Church of the Goddess of Creation operate? How do you usually do it?