Hao Ren is quite surprised that Vivian cooks. After all, this girl is a real vampire. You can see how vampires in movies and TV series live: red cloaks and black dresses, a 20,000-square-meter castle built by the sea, and many slaves.
The warehouse is full of jewelry. Every day, I start sleeping at six in the morning and lie down until 8:30 in the evening. I get up and drink a bottle of blood plasma from 1982, and then invite a room full of friends to dance hip-hop until 12 in the evening (of course, that’s what they call it).
Dance), and finally standing on the balcony facing the moon with a glass of red wine until early in the morning and then going to bed - this is the life of a serious vampire, low-key luxury and connotation, but Vivian, a vampire who is crazy and poor, is not included in this
: Not only does she not need to rely on blood to maintain her life, but she can also eat Hao Ren's crudely cooked noodles, and can even cook with a human gas stove...
Just thinking about this is surprising enough.
But after Vivian brought the food to the table, Hao Ren realized: he was surprised too early.
Vivian’s cooking skills are actually quite good, but the dishes are quite puzzling: there are garlic eggplants, garlic beans, and garlic vermicelli mixed with vermicelli. They are all delicious, delicious, and the entire living room is filled with a strong aroma of garlic. Hao
Ren felt like he was swimming in a sea of garlic, and the so-called vampire sat down at the table and threw a clove of garlic into his mouth... This way of eating is something that even ordinary people can't stand!
Hao Ren and Lily were stunned, and then they both looked at Vivian and said in unison: "Are you really a vampire?!"
Vivian immediately straightened her expression seriously and sat up straight: "Please call me a vampire. This is a very serious question..."
"You can stop being pretentious at this time, okay!" Hao Ren said while thinking about how much of his outlook on life still needed to be rebuilt. "Is it... that vampires are not afraid of garlic? You are simply treating garlic as food.
Eat it!”
Vivian lowered her head and looked at the dishes on the table, and then suddenly realized: "Oh, you said this - ordinary vampires really don't like this very much. Low-level vampires can also get sick from the smell of garlic, but I don't know what to do.
Things... I'm not afraid anyway. When life is the most difficult, even eating normally is a problem, and you have to pay attention to what tastes good or not."
Hao Ren was dumbfounded, then touched his nose: "I've always wanted to ask, how come you, the vampire, are so poor?"
"How do I know? Anyway, my financial fortune has not been good since I can remember. When I have no money, I throw things away. When I use shells as currency, I throw shells. When I use metal currency, I throw coins. Now that I have started to lose banknotes, it is difficult to find a job.
Doing business is also difficult. I made up my mind to be a bad guy and robbed a woman, but because she felt sorry for her, I gave her six pounds..." Vivian spread her hands, with a look of resignation on her face after thousands of years of bad luck.
, but as she was talking, she suddenly remembered something and showed a proud look, and began to fumble around on her body. After a while, she took out a pair of shining silver armbands: "Actually, I still have some good things. Look at this,
When I was the poorest, I was reluctant to exchange it for money. I found this in a small village in Egypt hundreds of years ago. It is a sterling silver armband. When worn on the arm, it can ward off evil spirits..."
Hao Ren: "..."
Vivian pulled out another small chain from her collar, with a cross hanging on it: "I got this near the Vatican. I lived in Europe for a while, and my wallet was stolen, my job was lost, and I lived there.
There was a fire in the place where I lived, and I had no money and no place to stay, so I had to work as a waiter in the church. Because I was diligent, the priest gave me such a cross. It is said that it was personally blessed by the Pope and it can ward off evil spirits~~"
"And this, I got this piece of wood when I went to Mount Wutai a few years ago. It was given by an old Taoist priest. It can ward off evil spirits!"
"There is also this amulet. I got it from a group of Vikings hundreds of years ago. I helped them a little. This amulet is very effective. Wearing it can ward off evil spirits!"
"In short, I have concluded a rule, that is, I will definitely lose the money I carry, but since humans have currency, the things they carry with them will not be lost... This must be the fault of the will of the universe!"
Hao Ren silently put down the bowl, pinched his thigh hard to make sure he was not dreaming, and then looked at Vivian with wide eyes: "Repeat me, are you really a vampire?!"
"How many times have I told you that I'm not a vampire, you should call me blood... forget it, humans often confuse this anyway," Vivian waved her hand generously, "landlord, why do you have to worry about this?"
Hao Ren looked at the "vampire" in front of him with all kinds of magic weapons hanging all over his body (she was wearing a thin black dress before, where are all these things hidden?) in front of him, and he felt like he was about to have a heart attack.
Guilty: "You still ward off evil?! You are an 'evil' yourself! You are enough to kill many vampires with this thing!"
"I don't know what's going on," Vivian said confidently, "Anyway, I haven't been afraid of these things since I was born! And wearing these things might be able to drive away my bad luck - I can be strong even if I can't drive away the bad luck.
How brave."
Lily finished the food in the bowl as quickly as a puppy, then raised her head and muttered: "As a vampire, it's so shameful to wear a cross amulet to embolden yourself."
This bastard is not surprised at all! The angle of her attention is really personal...
In short, the dinner was finished in a weird atmosphere. Hao Ren got to know one of his abnormal tenants again: Vivian. Not only was this a poor vampire, but she was also not afraid of garlic, silverware, or crosses.
Vampires are not even afraid of all kinds of evil-proofing tools in the world. This magical creature even hangs at least six kilograms of amulets on its body to try to reverse its bad luck - listen to this quantifier! Jin! From this you can think of it
How many pieces of debris does this guy have on his body...
After eating, everyone had their own things to do. This makeshift "** combination" ushered in the first day of real peace and daily life (previously, they were either having fun or Hao Ren was not at home)
.A human landlord (who may also be an employee of the Space-Time Management Bureau), a slutty werewolf, a vampire who is about to die of poverty, and not to forget a black and white kitten named "Gun", Hao Ren feels like it when he thinks about it.
It's a miracle that all the residents in this house can stay together.
Now Lily is squatting in the living room watching TV. Yes, she is squatting in the living room watching TV. Her posture is similar to that of a puppy, and there is also a squatting "roll" next to her. The two of them are like sisters. It seems that the bastard werewolf has finally gotten used to it.
This cat is dead, although she is still a little trembling, and if there is even the slightest movement from "Scroll", Lily will respectfully change the channel quickly, but at least she doesn't hide behind the sofa like yesterday.
Vivian went out for a walk in great spirits: as a nocturnal creature, Vivian's biological clock became active after the sun went down. She decided to fly to the city to have a look, hoping to find a job... Hao Ren was a little bit
I understand why this vampire is so poor and can't find a job. Will she die if she adjusts her biological clock just a little bit? Is this a brain defect if she goes out to look for a job in the middle of the night?
After Vivian transformed into a giant bat and blended into the night, Hao Ren also carried a deck chair to the open space outside. There were few people here, which brought an unusually quiet environment. There was a large open space in front of the small apartment building, and there was no one there yet.
People occupy it, so it has become Hao Ren's "territory" by default. After dinner, Hao Ren decided to come here as usual to enjoy the cool breeze and think about life under the quiet night. This environment is much healthier than the air conditioner in the house.
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Of course, the more important reason is that he really doesn't want to be alone with Lily for too long, for fear of losing his IQ... Can you believe that bastard werewolf is reading a dog food advertisement? Hao Ren feels that even if he is hiding in the bedroom with a wall between him,
One third of the intelligence must be sucked away!
Summer nights in northern cities are much cooler than those in the south. Hao Ren unfolded a deck chair in his usual place to enjoy the cool air and lay there, listening to the distant sounds of people and insects faintly mixed together, and he gradually became a little tired.
While half asleep, he seemed to feel an unusual breeze blowing across his face.
This gust of wind was fresh and slightly cool, without the harshness caused by human activities in modern cities. This gust of wind made Hao Ren, who was almost asleep, suddenly wake up. He sat up suddenly - and then folded the recliner directly.
So he was caught.
But he had already seen the strange situation around him.