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It seems that the aliens who can come to Hao Ren's side have strong adaptability. The original Betsy completely turned into a trendy girl native to the earth in less than two months, and the Elizabeth in front of her also became familiar with the surrounding people in less than two months.
The streets were cleared. The old electrical appliances and machinery she was tossing around were dug out from nooks and crannies nearby. Some were picked up from garbage dumps, and some were thrown away by surrounding residents.
The most indispensable thing in this old residential area is these junk things. As long as you are willing, you can basically encounter a house throwing out unwanted old appliances every day. Then Elizabeth encouraged her father to go out to recycle the old appliances and go to Yitzhak.
Si finally found a job, but it's a pity that he doesn't make any money...
The little girl was covered in black and gray from playing. After seeing Hao Ren, she seemed very happy. She threw the broken pipe and rushed towards him: "Uncle Ren, you went to save the world again! I just heard Sister Dog bragging in the house.
…”
Hao Ren couldn't dodge and was jumped by the little girl. He needed new clothes on the spot. He looked dumbfounded at Elizabeth, who was covered in engine oil and black ash. The originally noble Gothic dress looked like it when he looked up close.
It makes people suspect that it was stained black by cigarette ash: "Look at what you have done...I wonder how troublesome it is to wash clothes, w¤ww. bothersome?"
"There is a washing machine!" Elizabeth was very happy, jumping on the spot, "I can dismantle the washing machine!"
Hao Ren: "What?!"
Elizabeth quickly changed her words: "Oh, I mean I can use the washing machine!"
Later, Hao Ren understood that Elizabeth's way of studying these novel home appliances on the earth was to first figure out how to dismantle them, and then figure out how to use them if they could still be installed after dismantling them. So the first step for a little girl to learn to use electrical appliances is
Start with how to dismantle...
At this time, the back door of the house was pushed open. It was Lily who heard the explosion and ran out to check the situation. When she saw Hao Ren, she greeted happily: "Landlord, are you back? What are you having for dinner tonight? Are you going out after dinner?
Going for a walk?"
Hao Ren covered his forehead and let out a long sigh, thinking that these were indeed a bunch of guys who showed their true colors when they got home.
Well, actually, these people don't pretend to be serious when they are outside.
Hao Ren dragged Elizabeth back to the living room, who was like a charcoal briquette, and handed the little girl to Nangong Wuyue: "Wash her, her head is so dark that you can't even tell the front and back. Speaking of which, Yizhaks, you don't either
Educate your own daughter?"
Yzaks was sitting on the sofa reading the People's Daily. He looked as if he had just been released from prison. Hearing this, he turned around and smiled helplessly: "Can you stop Doudou from chewing on other people's furniture when he goes out?"
Hao Ren was speechless for a moment: "..."
"A father is destined to be unable to deal with his daughter," the big demon spread his hands, "This is species restraint. And to be honest, I have a very good temper. You wouldn't believe the way other demons educate their children. After the full moon, they go directly to the lava lake.
As soon as she was thrown in, she usually would hold her legs against the wall when she was disobedient. I was taught to be submissive before the age of three. How could I do it? Elizabeth has such a weak constitution. She felt too hot after soaking in the lava for two hours...
…”
When Y'zaks mentioned the matter of educating children, it turned out to be a waste. Hao Ren broke out in a cold sweat while listening to it. He suddenly felt a little lucky that Y'zaks didn't bother to "discipline" Elizabeth... The devil is the one who educates children.
The custom is to deal with class enemies, right?
At this time, he saw Nangong Sanba, who was sitting not far away with his head bowed in thought, so he raised his hand and said hello: "Have you finished listening?"
Nangong Sanba raised his head in confusion. It seemed that he was still in the process of repairing his three views and his brain didn't have many free threads. But he was stunned for a moment and finally reacted: "You're back... By the way, what my sister said just now is nothing.
it is true?"
Hao Ren chuckled and came to Nangong Sanba's side to sit down and talk in detail: "Of course it's all true."
"Did you really give birth to that mermaid with a pot, and a husky helped deliver the baby?"
Before Hao Ren's ass even touched the sofa, he was so frightened that he immediately lay down on the ground. When he got up, he began to look around the living room with angry eyes, looking for the Pipi Shrimp.
How could he give him a chance in May? He carried Elizabeth and rushed to the bathroom like a gust of wind: "I'm going to give the little girl a bath first!"
Hao Ren stared at Nangong Sanba and kept saying, "This part is fake!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, Doudou had already jumped to the coffee table, and the little mermaid was as usual. The first thing he did after returning home was to run to hug his pot mother: "Mom! I'm back!"
Nangong Sanba looked at Hao Ren and immediately followed him... Anyway, let's imagine for ourselves, in the most vicious direction.
"Damn... I'll talk about this part later." Hao Ren pressed Nangong Sanba's shoulder hard, "If you ask this question now, I will take out the brainwashing lamp and press it twice in front of your eyes until you forget about yourself.
Until the last name."
Nangong Sanba quickly shrank his arms: "I just want to adjust the atmosphere. After all, my mind is a bit messed up. My sister has already told everything about the situation. According to what she said... Is there really a god in this world? It's not like those gangsters back then.
Are the ancient gods held up by legends the real ones? Are you a civil servant who has signed a contract with the God Realm?"
Hao Ren crossed his arms and looked upright: "I have said it before, I am a clergyman. Although I have never been roasted on a firewood pile, I am even the Son and the Prophet at the same time, at least within the radius of the earth.
This is true within a radius of one million light years. I have checked, and so far I am the only censor within this range..."
Nangong Sanba was stunned for a while, obviously he still couldn't believe this fact. It wasn't that he didn't believe in gods. After all, demon hunters were exposed to mysterious things all day long. For this profession, even if a universe creator really fell from the sky.
In fact, it wasn't a big deal. What he really couldn't believe was that Hao Ren was actually a 'God's side'. And more importantly: he felt that the painting style of Hao Ren and his gang was similar to the divine messengers he imagined.
It’s different!
Nangong Sanba couldn't help but throw out all the questions. Hao Ren just smiled and said: "It's okay, I've made an appointment for you, and I can take you to see the goddess the day after tomorrow. I just happen to have one too.
There are a lot of things to report. Anyway, when we meet... I won't be responsible for deceiving you."
Nangong Sanba: “…”
At this time, the bathroom door opened, and Elizabeth, who had been washed clean, ran to the living room happily, circling around Yizhaks trying to attract attention. The latter smiled and took out a black book from his body: "
Here, "On Dominion," go back to your room and read."
The excitement on Elizabeth's face was about to burst into tears before it passed. Yzaks said with a straight face, "You've been playing all day, go study!"
Seeing this situation, Hao Ren quickly stepped forward and pulled the book out of Yzaks' hand: "Can we also choose something suitable for educating our children? She is not yet a minor, so why don't you let her read such a heavy thing?"
Elizabeth suddenly became happy and tugged on Hao Ren's sleeve: "Uncle Ren is better."
Hao Ren nodded helpfully and took out a thin book from his pocket: "I have prepared something suitable for children. Here is a set of elementary school math Olympiads..."
Elizabeth burst into tears. While crying, she snatched the book "On Governance" from her father's hand: "I'm going to learn how to govern a country!"
After Elizabeth ran back to the house, Hao Ren looked down at the Mathematical Olympiad question book in his hand and smacked his lips: "I used this when I was in school. I haven't wanted to get it dirty after so many years..."
Lily glanced at him sideways: "Yes, it's as good as new. How dare you say this is about caring for books?"
Hao Ren laughed and said nothing. On the other side, Vivian saw Nangong Wuyue sitting on the sofa in a daze and came over.
"It's okay, I'll find it." Vivian patted Yuyue's arm. She was a gentle and perceptive girl. Naturally, she could tell that the Nangong brothers and sisters actually had something on their mind, but they didn't show it.
What's on their minds is the news about their parents.
Originally, everyone thought that the angry spirit in Andre's Castle could bring this information. Vivian had even formulated a complete plan to "torture" information from the angry spirit, but no one thought that the truth behind the angry spirit would be revealed.
After it was revealed, it all came to nothing.
Angry spirits are not evil spirits or resentful spirits at all, and there is no possibility of communication. They are even just a mixture of electromagnetic waves and energy fields, mixed with a lot of fragmented memories that are almost impossible to read and restore. Even if they are tracked
In the hometown of Wrath Spirit, everyone only found a desolate lost planet, and there was no energy response from the Kraken on that planet.
If the parents of Nangong brother and sister really disappeared that year, it seems that they must have been transported to a completely random place by the space anomaly caused by the angry spirit. Considering the illogical nature of the angry spirit's actions, I am afraid that any clues will be useless.
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Therefore, the Nangong brothers and sisters can be said to be greatly disappointed this time.
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