Hao Ren didn't react for a moment. In fact, no matter who you are, you wouldn't be able to react if you suddenly see your cat turn into a living person. Even Hao Ren, who is well-informed, would be a little confused at the moment. And the suspected "
After waiting for a few seconds and not seeing the rice, the cat girl became dissatisfied, and raised her voice and shouted again: "You shoveling shit, rice! Rice?! Rice!"
Hao Ren pointed to his nose: "What did you call me?"
"Shit shovel," the cat girl stared, then got on all fours and rubbed the itch on Hao Ren's trouser legs, "Okay, nugget, can you give me food this time? I'm so hungry after running all day."
Hao Ren suddenly jumped up: "Are you really getting out?!"
When the cat girl hears the word "go away", she will respond conditionedly like a switch being pressed: "Meow?"
"Why did you say... No, how did you become like this?" Hao Ren was a little incoherent. He didn't even know what to ask first at this time, "Did you run out last night to find a place to transform? Did you eat before?
Is something wrong or something happened?"
"Go" hung his head and yawned lazily, and he identified one thing: "rice."
"Eat, eat, eat, you know how to eat!" Veins popped up on Hao Ren's forehead. After he calmed down from the initial shock, he realized that even though the guy in front of him had changed his appearance, he was still the stupid cat in his bones who was eating and drinking stupidly. "Lily,
Go and mix cat rice for her!"
Lily responded blankly and ran to bring the rolled cat food bowl over. However, when she was about to hand it to Hao Ren, she suddenly hesitated: "Can she still eat cat food like this?"
Before Hao Ren could answer, "Gun" had already jumped up and snatched his job. He ate it with satisfaction and thanked him politely: "Thank you, silly big cat."
Lily: "Woof? But I'm not a cat..."
"It is said that in the cat's worldview, all creatures in the world are divided into three types: large, medium and small cats, and then subdivided into cats that are stupider than themselves and cats that are slower than themselves." Hao Ren rolled his eyes, "And you secretly eat them
As for dog food, why can’t she eat cat food? The cat food I bought for her is more expensive than my biscuits, okay?”
At this time, "Gun" raised his head and glanced at Hao Ren: "Shui, the poop shoveler."
Hao Ren finally realized that it was time to fight for his human rights. He jumped and pointed at the stupid cat: "Change this name for me first! I am your master!"
"Oh, the master responsible for shoveling shit, I want a drink of water."
Hao Ren: "..."
One person and one cat struggled for a long time, but in the end no one won. Others also took turns trying to negotiate with "Gun", but the latter was busy eating and ignored others. She maintained the normal behavior of a cat.
His elegance and haughty attitude - that is, no one pays attention to him.
The only progress is that many people know Hao Ren's position in this cat's heart, that is... ah, just a shovel of shit.
Hao Ren squatted on the sofa with a sad face (this posture may have been infected by Lily next to him), watching the cat girl not far away lazily swaying on the soft cushion, curling his hands into cat paws to wash his face, and scratching
He scratched his tail and kept scratching his ears, and he had mixed feelings in his heart. He sighed: "I read that in other stories, the cat lady should not be the kind of soft, gentle, considerate, affectionate and sensible to the owner.
A creature, how come I have become a guy with this style of painting..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly jumped up and ran up the stairs, running up and down the stairs like crazy. He ran back and forth several times without knowing what he wanted to do. Seeing this, Hao Ren
The situation could only make her cry more sadly, and at the same time tugged on Nangong Wuyue's sleeves: "Teach her how to use the toilet...especially teach her how to deal with human clothes."
Vivian patted Hao Ren on the shoulder: "I have also read legends and modern stories about cat ladies. To be honest, the style of painting in front of you is indeed a bit wrong, but logically... she is better than the cats in the story.
It’s much more real, at least she doesn’t like clothes like most cats.”
"The key question now is how she became like this," Hao Ren covered his face, "No matter how supernatural the phenomenon is, there must be a reason. You can't just have a cat suddenly become a spirit just because the plot requires it - in our place
It’s not like a fairy cave with outstanding people.”
"Strictly speaking, ours is really a fairy cave," Vivian shrugged. "The couplets at the door alone are enough for more than twenty Nantianmen. But I think the change of 'gun' has something to do with the Feng Shui here.
It doesn’t matter much.”
"Actually, wasn't this cat a little abnormal a while ago?" Yzaks said nothing until he interrupted angrily, "Since when did she like to watch TV? And you adopted her before.
She didn't have the habit of reading newspapers with you when she was a child."
Hao Ren was stunned: "Reading the newspaper?"
"Yeah, reading the newspaper," Yzaks nodded. "One time I found that my newspaper was missing, and I saw 'Gun' lying there reading the newspaper in the stairwell. She was definitely reading the newspaper at that time.
Rather than tearing it up, because the newspapers were placed neatly, and none of them were upside down. But I guess she didn't know how to read - because all the newspapers were turned to the picture page."
Hao Ren opened her mouth and didn't speak for a long time, slowly recalling all the abnormal changes in "Gun" in recent times. I don't know when she started watching TV. She knew how to press the remote control by herself and could remember the words in the upper right corner of the TV.
Numbers were used to lock the channel. When the family was having dinner, she would lie down at the table and listen with her ears straight, as if paying attention to what others were discussing. She began to read newspapers and study the structure of doors and windows. She no longer ran to the kitchen for
I eat biscuits secretly just to see how my food is processed...
All these phenomena have actually been shown for a long time, but because "Gun" has been a strange cat from the beginning, and often jumps out, many people in the family don't pay attention to it. In addition, Hao Ren has been very anxious recently.
Busy dealing with his eldest son and troubles in another world, he didn't even think about these things systematically - and there was no warning.
Elizabeth held up her precious screwdriver and looked around, and finally lowered her head in frustration: "Oh, it's actually worth studying... It's a pity that there is no place to tighten screws."
I don’t know how the head of this demon princess grew.
"It seems that the changes in 'Gun' started around the Chinese New Year," Vivian touched her chin thoughtfully, "Although she had not yet transformed into a human form at that time, she was obviously awakening... I will ask her later.
?”
"I suddenly found it a bit difficult to communicate with my cat," Hao Ren sighed, "Didn't you see her reaction just now? She was a complete bastard cat. Why didn't I feel anything when I took care of her before?"
"Language barriers make the relationship between owners and pets more harmonious. Through brainstorming, you will each feel that you are already close to each other," Lily bared her teeth and said something very philosophical. "Many times, the only reason why two people talk happily is because
They couldn't understand what the other party was scolding them - have you forgotten the first diplomacy in the history of the Campbell Planet?"
Hao Ren sighed. He realized that what Lily said made sense, but he still had to find a way to communicate with his cat... He didn't know if dried fish would work.
At this time, Nangong Wuyue had led "Go" Shi Shiran out of the bathroom. The cat girl walked awkwardly, always involuntarily wanting to lie down on all fours, while Wuyue next to her kept pulling her up.
It's really difficult to walk upright.
Wu Yue had already washed "Gun"'s face and smoothed her hair. The latter finally turned into a clean and beautiful girl. Hao Ren noticed that her appearance slightly resembled that of Lily and Vivian.
A combination of Nangong Wuyue and even a bit of Betsy's eyeliner. I can't help but wonder if the other party chose her current appearance based on the people she usually sees: if her transformation can be controlled by herself
.
"Come here," Hao Ren patted the armrest of the sofa, which was "Gun"'s favorite place to lie down, but soon Hao Ren realized that the situation was different, "Forget it, you'd better find a place to lie down by yourself."
Bar."
"Go away" meowed, and he jumped lightly on the sofa to find a comfortable position and curled up in a ball. He continued to play with his tail, pulled his ears and washed his face with his paws. Seeing this, Hao Ren pointed at the other person's body: "You know what you have become.
Is everything okay?"
The cat girl looked down at her belly and shook her head: "She has become a big cat."
"Do you know how you became like this?"
"have no idea."
"Do you know when you became like this?"
"have no idea."
"Do you know who I am?"
"Shovelling."
Hao Ren: "...Okay, let's skip this question. How do you feel now?"
The cat girl arched back and forth on the sofa, her eyes still a little confused. It seemed that she was also confused about the changes that had happened to her, and maybe a little uneasy. But in the end she nodded: "I don't feel anything. You have all become smaller.
.”
"That's because you've grown bigger," Hao Ren sighed, "Forget it, it looks like you're not very smart just after you turned into a human form. I guess you can't tell yourself."
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