Chapter 530: The rolling world view is unbreakable
Hao Ren led "Gun" on the way home. He felt that he was exhausted physically and mentally from walking outside. He didn't expect that this cat would be so troublesome to those cute and sensible people in the novel after turning into a human.
All cat girls are deceivers. How can such a guy with the logic of a cat and the mobility of a human be so worry-free? The cat girl who has just become a feline has a wrong worldview at all!
Walking all the way back like this, Hao Ren couldn't even remember how many times he had muttered: "Don't squat at other people's feet...Don't eat food on the roadside...Don't go through the trash cans...Don't climb the wall
, come down from the tree! Let the bird go! Stay away from the dog... stay out of the trash... stand up and walk!"
He felt that he was simply taking care of a child, and this child was much more difficult to take care of than Doudou.
The cat girl jumped down from the wall for the third time. Her body was already dirty, as if she had just come back from the war zone in the Middle East. She bared her teeth at Hao Ren and said, "You shoveler, you are so annoying."
Hao Ren had given up on correcting this guy's name for him, and just reminded her feebly: "You have turned into a human form, okay, your lifestyle must change in the future... Do you understand? Lifestyle, behavioral habits, I said these you should
Do you understand?"
"It's not something to eat, but I can understand it," Cat Girl shook her head, "But why do you think there are so many things in human language that have nothing to do with eating?"
Hao Ren glared: "Why do you care about so many reasons? Just do as I say!"
∞▼,w∽ww. The cat girl purred in her throat: "It's so troublesome. It's so troublesome to become a big cat. Please change me back quickly."
Hao Ren rolled his eyes and simply stopped answering: He thought, the problem is that the transformation is not a video, how can it be played backwards!
After the three of them returned home, they found that only Vivian and Lily were guarding the house. Nangong Wuyue must have gone to an unknown subway station to start singing in front of a shopping plaza. And the bearded man may have challenged people in the wilderness again.
Naturally, it is also possible that they were dragged by the middle-aged and elderly women in the southern suburbs to give lectures. It is possible that Yizhaks and his wife were collecting scraps on the street again. The former demon king from another world was reduced to the earth and wandered without a job. In the end, he and the princess of the demon world were together in the southern suburbs.
Collecting scraps is almost a tearful thing to talk about. But little girl Elizabeth is actually quite happy with it.
Lily was lying on the table typing words when she heard the movement and came over: "Landlord, are you back? Have you asked everything about the situation?"
Vivian also came over and looked curiously at Hao Ren and "Gun" who was lying next to the sofa.
"What happened with the golden apples," Hao Ren sighed, briefly explained what he had learned from Raven 12345, and then solemnly reminded him, "If any of you have any golden apples left, please don't feed them to small animals."
Ah, this thing is so troublesome."
Lily squealed, but she wasn't worried: the foodie had already finished her apple. Then she walked around the cat girl and sniffed. While sniffing, she muttered: "It smells like a shopping street...but...
It smells like grilled fish. Did you take her to the street? She didn't run around?"
Hao Ren's mouth twitched: "Can you stop running around? To be honest, walking her is much more troublesome than walking you."
When Lily heard this, she immediately beamed. She actually took it as a compliment and came up to her with a shy face: "Then when are you going to walk me again? I haven't gone shopping in the city for several days!"
Hao Ren: "...can you make a difference?"
"Go" lay on the ground for a while, raised his head and looked at Lily lazily: "Silly big cat, I want to eat! I haven't eaten enough grilled fish!"
Lily said oh and turned around to prepare food for Cat Girl. Hao Ren was greatly surprised when he saw this situation: "Hey, aren't you not afraid of her anymore?"
Lily scratched her hair: "I'm not afraid anymore, but it's become a habit to mix rice for her."
Hao Ren was a little dumbfounded. He really didn't expect that this husky could be so useless. He thought that she would finally become a serf and sing songs, and get rid of the food chain of dogs←cats←fish in the family. But it turned out that she was already trapped in this food chain.
Not coming!
At this time, "Gun" took her tail out of her clothes. She stretched out comfortably, and then crawled onto the sofa in a completely wriggling manner. She turned on the TV and started watching the pet channel, shouting while watching: "
The poop scooper! I want this toy! And this can! This mat is also nice... Give me a new cat nest~~ I want a smaller one... Give me dried fish!"
Anyway, no matter what you yell about, the cat girl is never idle for a moment. This is also a major feature of "Gun": compared with other gentle and quiet cats, this is simply a ADHD patient, who used to be a cat.
At that time, she would either run around outside or mess around in the house all day long, but she couldn't calm down. But she was not so upset when she was messing around: no one could understand what she was saying at that time!
Well, now, the cat girl is sitting on the sofa talking human words. Hao Ren finally realizes how annoying it can be when a cat can talk human words.
But Hao Ren also thought about it: he could just ignore the cat's noise and just pretend that he didn't understand what she was talking about as before. Anyway, no one paid any attention to her when "Go" was running around the room, and she was fine with it.
She was enjoying herself, but no one was paying attention to her now, so she should be able to get used to it.
Vivian looked at the cat girl who was watching TV on the sofa, and suddenly remembered something: "By the way, have you decided on a new name?"
Hao Ren was confused: "New name?"
Vivian nuzzled at the sofa: "Cat. Are you still calling her 'get out' now? Can you say this name?"
Hao Ren was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that today's "Go" is no longer the same as in the past. This cat should have a more normal name!
Otherwise, if you continue to call the girl by her old name when you take her out, it will be easy to cause trouble. The old men and women in the southern suburbs are slow to respond in other situations, but when they see Hao Ren "walking the cat", they will definitely rush to call him to complain about domestic violence!
Thinking of this, he reached out and patted the cat girl on the head: "Stop looking, I want to discuss something with you."
He should be the first owner in history who had to discuss the name with the cat.
The cat girl turned her head and her pointed ears twitched twice: "What are you doing, meow?"
"...You can call me whatever you like," Hao Ren sighed, "I think it's time to change your name."
"Name?" Cat Girl blinked, "Why change your name?"
"You can't use your name now," Hao Ren tried hard to make the cat understand some things in the human world. "Humans can't name you 'Gun'. From now on, if I greet you like this on the street, it's easy for people to complain, you know?"
Cat Girl was quite honest: "I don't know."
Hao Ren finally figured it out. Although this guy was annoying in every aspect, he had only one advantage, and that was that he was absolutely honest. A newly-turned-devil, as pure as a blank slate!
So the next main task for him and Vivian was to make the cat understand why "Gun" was not a normal name. Hao Ren even tried his best to explain that naming her "Gun" was a complete misunderstanding.
It was an unexpected collision between a cat's world view and human language. But the two people explained it passionately, but the cat didn't listen at all: she just shook her head and pretended to be well-behaved, but after listening to a few words, she curled up lazily.
On the sofa.
As lazy, stubborn and disobedient as before.
Lily brought the cat rice over and saw Hao Ren and Vivian sitting next to them with frustrated faces. She was a little curious: "What's wrong?"
"Why is it so difficult to change a cat's name?" Hao Ren sighed, "Other people's cats and dogs just change their names if they want to."
Vivian didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Nonsense, you don't need to consult with other people's cats and dogs when they change their names, and who would normally change the names of cats and dogs?"
It seems like what Nangong Sanba said on the road, even if the cat girl has opened her mind now, the problems of world view and knowledge cannot be solved. There is no distinction between praise and derogatory words in a cat's language system
, even if she knew what "go" meant, she wouldn't feel there was anything wrong with using the word on herself, just like she didn't think there was anything wrong with calling her master a shit-sweeper.
Hao Ren decided not to discuss it with the cat, but to finalize the name first. And this time he quickly came up with a bunch of new names: Hao Miaomiao, Hao Maomao, Hao Miaomao, Hao Maomiao is known for this guy anyway.
The naming ability is basically like this. A string of names sounds like a tongue twister.
After he wrote all the names on the paper, he proudly showed off to Vivian, but the latter poured cold water on him: "There are quite a few names. Do you think she can listen to you?"
"Why not? Let's try it." Hao Ren laughed, then held the note and called each one behind Cat Girl, from the first one to the last one... and there was no response from the other party.
Hao Ren was dumbfounded, and in the end he could only return to the original point: "Get out!"
The cat girl suddenly jumped off the sofa and rubbed against Hao Ren's trouser legs.
Vivian patted Hao Ren's arm: "I think... it's better to tell her to 'get out'. Anyway, she won't be allowed to go out casually in the near future."