Facts have proved that golden apples can impart wisdom to a silly cat, but they cannot impart knowledge - when a cat has human wisdom but retains cat cognition, the sparks generated by the collision of the worldviews of the two species are simply brilliant.
Blind dog eyes. After this idiot discovered that she could handle the problem of going to the toilet and no longer needed cat litter, a shocking fact hit her not-so-clear mind:
This cat no longer needs cat litter.
So "shoveling man" lost its meaning of existence from then on.
Hao Ren is dying.
This magical three-stage inference frightened this idiot to the point of death.
The silly cat was wiping away tears and crying while hugging Hao Ren's trouser legs. Ordinary cats would never have this reaction: because their intelligence and emotional complexity are destined to not have so many feelings for their owners, ordinary people
There is absolutely no such reaction, because any human being with some sense of perspective will not think that the words "shovel officer" are serious. However, an ordinary cat demon took this matter seriously and became seriously sad.
: Her emotions are just complicated enough to understand the intimate relationship between her master and herself, but her cognition is just simple enough to not understand what humans do for a living.
After Hao Ren figured out the logic of "get out", he couldn't laugh or cry. His first reaction was to grab the silly cat's neck and throw it twice. However, after hesitating for a moment, he still pressed his head and slowly explained, trying to make the silly cat understand that humans are
What a complex creature, and changing cat litter for your cat is only an insignificant part of human life... Life is definitely not composed of two parts: "preparing food for the cat" and "changing cat litter for the cat"
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The more Hao Ren talked, the more he felt like shit, he was actually seriously explaining such a fucking problem to a cat... This question was illogical from beginning to end, and every word was filled with an aura of maddening humor.
But he still had to hold back his laughter!
"Go away" After listening, he finally calmed down and looked at Hao Ren suspiciously: "Aren't you lying to Meow? Are you really not going to die?"
Hao Ren was almost exhausted: "How could I die... When will your world view become normal?"
"Meow doesn't know what the world view is. But the big cat's daily life is to feed me and clean the toilet for me." The cat girl blinked her eyes and her tail finally softened, "The big cat usually does other things.
ah?"
"Damn it, how could my colorful daily life be condensed into two parts in a cat's eyes?" Hao Ren covered his head, feeling that his own value in life had been challenged, "Which of you can understand a cat's world view?
Explain it to me."
Everyone around him immediately retreated, saying that it was best not to get involved in such a damn topic.
Hao Ren pulled the cat girl up hard and wiped the tears on her face with his hands. The latter stared nervously: "Shovelling, are you sure you're not dead?"
Hao Ren couldn't laugh or cry: "If I don't die, I won't die... I didn't plan to die in the first place."
The cat girl nodded assuredly: "Oh, okay, give me the dried fish."
Hao Ren: "...There is nothing else in your mind?!"
"And big dried fish."
"You are not allowed to eat fish at home," Hao Ren glared at Silly Mao, then took out a ham sausage from his pocket and stuffed it into her hand, "Here you go...hey, tear open the package! You can't eat it directly!"
The silly cat bit into the ham sausage and filled his mouth with the plastic packaging outside: "Why is there such a hard layer outside?"
Hao Ren sighed and helped Cat Girl remove the wrapping from the ham: "Nonsense, I usually take care of it for you. Now that you have your own hands, you have to solve these problems by yourself, and you have to learn to use chopsticks in two days. You can't do it every time.
Every time I eat, I bury my face in the rice bowl."
Silly Cat was eating ham, and suddenly he thought about something: "Are you not going to want me anymore, shit shoveler? Then I can go out to eat, and you let me come back and sleep at night..."
Hao Ren put his hands on his hips. He felt that this idiot was irritating but he couldn't get angry: "Who said I don't want you anymore? I just said that you should learn to live with your current body in the future. You can do a lot of things with this body now.
What I did for you."
The cat girl nodded as if she understood, and didn't know how much she had heard. But her expression finally made her feel at ease. Cats are really sensitive creatures. If your family just neglects you for a moment, how much trouble will she cause herself?
Hao Ren looked at Silly Cat's confused expression and said: "Also, I still have to say, you must change the name you call me. I originally thought it would have no impact if you barked like this, but now
Look how messed up your world view is."
"I don't understand," Cat Girl swallowed the ham sausage, "I'm here to get out, that's good, you're the one who shovels shit, that's very good, but it won't be good if you change it."
As she said that, she stretched out her head and rubbed Hao Ren's arm, making a purring sound in her throat: "Roll and shovel people together. They are very full and not cold, so it is good."
Hao Ren pressed the silly cat's head and pushed her away. He felt that this cat was not as stubborn, lazy and troublesome as she usually behaved. In fact, she was a very simple person: no matter how complicated the cat was, it was better than
Human beings are simple. She is just born out of nature, so she occasionally does annoying things, but after getting familiar with her nature and being able to communicate through language, anyone will notice the simple nature of this guy.
After all, she only has a head full of small dried fish--plus big dried fish at most.
Hao Ren thought for a long time and finally thought of a new name that was acceptable to "Go", and she had also used this title just now: "You might as well call me Big Cat...at least it's better than shoveling shit."
"There are too many big cats," Cat Girl blinked, "I can't tell them apart."
Hao Ren was at his wits end.
But the cat girl thought about it for a while and finally came up with a solution: "You are a big cat."
Hao Ren was very interested: "What do you mean?"
"The most powerful big cat," Cat Girl's eyes shone, "because you are very good at foraging!"
Hao Ren thought about it and realized that this was because he was responsible for buying vegetables and carrying food to the house... In a cat's worldview, if he could achieve this result every time he foraged for food, he might be considered Elvis.
After finally solving the cat problem, Hao Ren let out a long sigh. He turned around and found that Vivian and others were looking at him with strange expressions. He could only shrug: "I have no choice. Education must be done step by step. You can do it all at once."
Ask her to remember so many names with no meaning and she won’t be able to remember them.”
"But the title 'big cat' is really not much better," Vivian covered her face, "We will all become big cats from now on."
Lily looked at Vivian sideways: "Just be content, I've been a stupid big cat from the beginning and I haven't even said it yet."
Everyone marveled at how generous this girl was.
At this time, the data terminal suddenly flew over from nowhere and bumped into Hao Ren: "Are you still messing with the cat?"
"I just finished tinkering," Hao Ren reached out to catch the data terminal, "What's wrong?"
"Go to the spaceship. There is some progress in the cultivation tank in the laboratory."
Hao Ren was immediately surprised: "The first seed has been created?!"
"You think so - you're just creating some organs."
But even just creating some organs was enough to make people overjoyed. Hao Ren was immediately ready to go to the spacecraft to see the situation. But there was one person who was more excited than him: Elizabeth had just done two big questions to wake up under the supervision of her biological father.
Sober, I happened to hear the word "ship" while passing by the living room, and immediately cheered: "I want to go too, I want to go too!"
Hao Ren waved his hand: "Let's go together and see what the internal organs of the First Seed look like."
Vivian frowned: "How come such a good topic makes you feel so weird when you talk about it...Hey, wait a minute, finish your meal first! You haven't even eaten breakfast yet!"
After the group finished eating, they left "Go" at home to look after the house, and asked the bearded man who was meditating behind the house to keep an eye on him to prevent the silly cat from running out on his own, and then teleported to Kuiper Station in a hurry.
During the docking period, the Giant Turtle Yantai still faithfully carried out the commands sent remotely by its master. It had already cultivated the first batch of tissue samples in its own laboratory. These tissue samples were obtained by Hao Ren from the "Holy Coffin"
It is grown based on the cells taken out.
When a group of people arrived at the spacecraft laboratory, they saw those strange-looking... organs that were slowly moving in the huge crystal container.
If they are indeed the organs of the original seed. (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!