Li Qingyun pushed away the camera of his mobile phone and said with some caution and coldness: "My name is Li Qingyun. If you have nothing to do, get out of the way. The ancestor of Longhu Mountain is here and you have to respectfully call me Boss Li. Just forget it."
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"Holy shit, I'm despised? Dear fans, please give me some definite information. Am I despised by him? What would I, the ancestor of the Longhu Mountain Tianshi Sect, say about this guy, Li Qingyun?
Your name is Li Qingyun? I’m... a god!"
"Damn, my knees are a little weak, who can help me? He said his name is Li Qingyun, Boss Li of Lijiazhai? He is known as the evil star of the world and the murderous devil, but he is such a handsome young man? Am I
Dreaming?"
Zhang Yu's legs were weak, and he could clearly see the flashing of the phone camera, and he was a little shorter. He didn't know whether he really knelt down or sat down.
"You ordinary people may not know what this title represents, but if you are a rookie entering the world, it is impossible that you have not heard of this name. The great god who has been missing for three years has returned, and there will be a bloody storm in the world.
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"By the way, three years ago, our Longhu Mountain Tianshi Sect successfully reconciled with Li Jiazhai and turned enemies into friends, so I can't die today. Damn, this is a big man who is more terrifying than tens of thousands of monsters.
, the gifts are coming, I’m very excited today.”
Li Qingyun was stunned and didn't understand what was going on. He clearly rejected this bad young man's live broadcast very coldly. Why did he get more and more excited the more he talked?
"Is your brain okay? Is there something wrong with your brain?" Li Qingyun was afraid of making mistakes, so he said it in modern dialect and classical Chinese.
"Nothing wrong, absolutely nothing wrong. Hello, Boss Li, let me introduce myself again. My name is Zhang Yu, my Taoist name is Xiaoyao Daoren, and my online name is Xiaoyao Daoren. I am your fan, just tell my audience
Just a few words, whatever you say is fine."
Zhang Yu almost knelt down, extremely pious and excited, begging Li Qingyun to say something to the live camera.
"You are not mentally ill, and I am not mentally ill. What do you say to your phone? Say I love you, and countless beauties throw themselves into your arms?"
Li Qingyun frowned, and as soon as he finished saying these sarcastic words, he saw the entire live broadcast room boiling.
"Handsome boy, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! It doesn't matter how many babies you have, I realize that I'm in love with you. As long as you squeak, I will definitely throw myself into your arms!"
"Li Qingyun, Boss Li, you are so handsome. You are ten times and a hundred times more handsome than Xiaoyao Taoist. I have plenty of money. Can we talk in private? My mobile phone number is the same as 138 Wei Signal. What do you need?
Let me tell you, I will definitely fulfill your wish, I just want to meet you once."
"Oh my God, I finally met my male idol today. Don't say anything else. I have already reserved a room, the Supreme Suite No. 1 in the Ice and Snow World of Dongsan Province. Come directly here. Whatever requirements you have, I will definitely satisfy you. Please swipe 99 first.
Buddha jumped over the wall to express his feelings. Mr. Xiaoyao, you should give this money to Boss Li."
The live broadcast room was in chaos, people were talking about everything, but everyone obviously paid more attention to Li Qingyun than Zhang Yu.
"Hey, hey, I am the anchor, you can't do this? You must not change your mind or anything else. I can do somersaults in the air, stand on my head in two-finger meditation without shaking for ten hours, and tie my tongue in a 360-degree spin. Can Boss Li do that?
If he can’t do it, I can.”
"Let's be serious, he is the interview guest I met by chance. You may not see him often, but why do you treat him as a male idol and abandon me in an instant? I don't! This is not fair!"
"No! no! I'm risking my live broadcast. Do you still have sympathy? Are you telling me to die and hand over the live broadcast rights to Boss Li? Do you have any humanity? This is the exit of the Little Demon Realm, the most dangerous border for mankind.
Ah, how dare I... Hey, the exciting moment suddenly arrived, Boss Li actually attacked the group of monsters, look!"
In the dark night sky, suddenly golden snakes danced wildly, lightning flashed, and countless thunder and lightning danced crazily like dragon snakes.
The group of dead and manic monster beasts suddenly fell into chaos, trying desperately to escape. Because they were a little slow, they were chopped into ashes by crazy lightning, and their souls were destroyed.
"Help, someone is crazy here. What kind of damn lightning is this? It's so scary."
"I dare to swear to Lord World Spirit, this damn thunder and lightning has strong destructive power. I can't stand it anymore and it's going to explode."
"Spare my dog's life. I am really a dog! It's not easy to survive today. I don't have the sun, the earth, and the air. Why doesn't God allow me? I'm not Teddy!"
It's too late to say anything. Some monsters with extraordinary talents can speak in advance, and at the same time they scream, their souls are already dead, and they die miserably, screaming unwillingly.
Zhang Yu used his mobile phone camera to capture all this. The lively live broadcast room suddenly fell into silence. Some people were frightened, some were excited, and some were saying crazy nonsense.
"Mom, come out and see God. It's true. With a wave of your hand, there's a sea of thunder and lightning. I'm going to get wet."
"Boss Li, are you in need of a boss lady? I'm a model by training, I'm 1.75 meters tall, and my measurements are 88:5o:88, which is the classic golden ratio. Please strike up a conversation, I'll get back to you in seconds!"
"Boss Li, I want to give birth to a monkey for you. I'm in love with you. I want to become an immortal. I also want to fly. I also want a flying sword! I'm willing to do anything you want!"
There was anything to say. Although the live broadcast room was completely silent, the women who responded quickly still said everything they wanted to say.
"..." Li Qingyun just glanced at the live broadcast room and didn't want to say anything. He pushed away the phone lens and said coldly, "If you don't want your phone to break, just stay away from me. Your ancestor's friendship is useless.
On to you."
"No, I'm actually a fan of yours too. By the way, I do live broadcasts on Panda TV, why don't you open an account and earn tens of thousands every day. By the way, this was the previous currency calculation method, but
Based on the current market conditions, I can earn one tael of gold every day."
"Look at my mouth, gun~get out!" Li Qingyun has lived in the Little Demon Realm for several years and is used to fighting and killing. He doesn't like negotiating with people, especially some incomprehensible people.
"Hey, hey, hey, he's so cold and cold, he doesn't even take this Heavenly Master into consideration. But, but... I won't give up on people."
Zhang Yu spoke with no bottom line and used his mobile phone camera to record every scene of Li Qingyun driving away monsters. He stopped live broadcasting, but the rewards generated by these scenes were hundreds of times higher than his previous rewards.
"Look, this is the true demeanor of a master! Oh my god, this is the power of thunder and lightning, a god-like power. How did he use it?"
"I have changed my faith a long time ago. I don't believe in God, Buddha, or God. I only believe in power. I will believe in whoever has power. Oh my God, my legs are going weak. This handsome guy is really too powerful!
Someone help me, I'm really wet!"
"Nima, don't be so slutty, the rich woman upstairs, I've been dissatisfied with you for a long time. I didn't care about it before, but now when you meet the type of lady I like, get away from me! I'll take care of this handsome guy. Boss Li, I
My name is Shishi, you must remember me."
Li Qingyun felt so tired that he really wanted to return to Yunhuang City and pay his wife the public food again. He also didn't want to communicate with these crazy fans.
What the hell, you want to give birth to a monkey for me, and you have to use money to show some affection? Damn, am I that kind of person? If I have one million or ten million, will I be interested in you? Are you kidding me?
Ah, it has to start at least 100 million.
For the sake of the millions of people in Yunhuang City, Li Qingyun didn't worry too much. He didn't care that Zhang Yu was taking pictures nearby, and dispersed five monster beast gathering spots in one go.
In the entire grain road, except for some damage to the road, there are no monsters raging around, and the blocked grain road has finally returned to normal.
Li Qingyun breathed a sigh of relief. This killing and driving did not use the power of the giant python. He relied solely on his own spiritual skills and the special power of the law enforcer to drive away these monsters.
After doing these things, the sky was already slightly bright, and the red sun could not help but feel lonely. It jumped out of the horizon, and a blush appeared in the green plant world.
"Oh my God, you finally light up!" Zheng Bingxing of the Beast Taming Sect, who had been frightened and worried all night, finally passed the long dark night, and was so excited that he almost cried.
"Secretary, bless us, we survived and were not killed by this demon. It's so unexpected. Wow, I'm so happy."
"Mom, I want to eat. Grandma, I'm not crazy, hehe... hehe... hehe... what are you doing, what are you doing with your mobile phone at me? Have you never seen a trapeze artist? What's your mother's surname?
?What’s your grandma’s surname? You ask me? My surname is Jiao!”
Some of the several beast-taming sect disciples who were hung up began to suffer from mental disorders. The stimulation they received that night was too great, and some of them could no longer bear it.
Li Qingyun was speechless, he didn't want to kill anyone, and he didn't want to listen to these crazy words, so he had to use the banning technique again to shut up these people.
"Only by embracing simplicity and being peaceful and natural can you achieve infinite achievements and create endless creations. Alas, look at your current ugly state, I can't bear to look at it." Li Qingyun was furious and returned to Yunhuang with his sword and a bunch of humanoid objects.
city.
Zhang Yu was live broadcasting all night, and he was not lazy at all. He kept chasing behind Li Qingyun and kept filming. His income this night was higher than his income in the previous year.
As a true disciple of Longhushan Tianshi Sect, Zhang Yu was not short of money, but it was the first time he had earned so much cash. He was so excited that he jumped up and down like a giant monkey.
"Buddha jumped over the wall. I only want Buddha to jump over the wall. If anyone gives you bamboos, don't say they are my fans. Hey, hey, Sister Longnu, don't leave. I'm just kidding. I also like the bamboos you gave me." The sky was getting brighter, Zhang
Yu still has no bottom line in winning over fans.
After a whole night of live broadcast, the number of people in the entire room was not less than 100,000, which was really surprising. He also changed from a third-rate live broadcaster to a first-rate celebrity, and the person in charge of the live broadcast room had begun to pay attention to him.
"Win Boss Li to sign a contract and join Panda Live. Our company will reward you one million. Mr. Xiaoyao, can you do it? Hello, hello? Talk to me?"
Zhang Yu pretended to be dead. Are you kidding? He was not beaten to death by Li Qingyun today, and his cell phone was not dropped by Li Qingyun. He is already extremely lucky. You even invited him to sign a contract with Panda. Are you kidding? Are you mentally ill?
Li Qingyun returned to Yunhuang City. After arriving at the edge, he made a call to the military leader, Commander Xie. After the call was answered, Li Qingyun said calmly: "It's done. All five monster gathering points have been dispersed and people have been sent to repair them.
The road is slightly damaged, remember to deliver the things you promised me to Yunhuang Tianting Seven-Star Hotel."
"I knew it... Well, if I had known this, why would I have sent out the alien camp, killed and injured dozens of people, and failed to complete the mission. Okay, I will complete our deal as soon as possible without any delay."
Commander Xie had no choice. The strength gap between the two sides was too big, especially the strength assessment report given by the Security Bureau, which simply regarded Li Qingyun as a god.
Commander Xie didn't believe the description in the report, but he believed what Li Qingyun said. Achievements are successes, and failures are failures.
Li Qingyun made another call to Secretary Wu and said: "The grain road has been restored. Please try to apply for food delivery again. The matter of Aimin Food Factory is an internal matter of your government and I will not interfere. As for the future grain planting plan,
We can discuss this. I want the entire Sichuan and Shu provinces to be planted with grain and vegetables. Any monsters that dare to destroy them will be killed and eaten for meat!" 8