Chapter 540 The news of the competition is going to be a big deal
After Li Qingyun studied the water monkey, he felt that apart from being strong in the water, this guy had no weird powers, and the only trace of fear disappeared.
After leaving the small space, I saw Shuangxi in the river so tired that he had no strength to shout, and the villagers didn't think much of him. Seeing that it was getting dark, everyone called him to come ashore to avoid being dragged into the water by the water monkey. There was no way to save him.
save.
Shuangxi was also afraid. No matter whether the people on the shore were mocking or laughing, Li Qingyun was not inspired to come down. She felt like a failure and swimming in the water was very boring.
The sun was setting to the west, and he had no strength to stay in the water. After trembling ashore, he angrily shouted to Li Qingyun: "Forget it if you don't dare to go into the water today. Everyone will come to search for water monkeys tomorrow. Do you dare?"
Compete with me to see who can find the water monkey first and catch it?"
"Just you? Don't be dragged into the water by the water monkey and drowned. Your wife will cry and make trouble with me again. My father-in-law is here to watch. You provoke me again and again. If I don't agree to you,
It seems like I'm afraid of you. Then I'll go into the water here tomorrow morning and test my underwater skills." Li Qingyun didn't want to talk to this guy at first, but he looked like he was trying to beat a chicken and wanted to find fault with himself. If he didn't agree, then
It's so embarrassing.
Everyone felt that Double Happiness was too much. The Clay Bodhisattva was still a little angry. He actually dragged Li Qingyun into the water to catch the water monkey. Is your miserable life comparable to the Fuwa? He is the richest man in the town, and his family has a lot of money.
My lovely wife...and that beautiful concubine, do you deserve to be compared with you?
Although Li Qingyun agreed, some people still scolded Shuangxi for being ignorant, while others advised Li Qingyun not to talk to Shuangxi. There was no need to argue with such people.
However, the rules in the village are relatively simple. If you agree to the competition, you must fulfill the contract. If anyone breaks the contract, he will definitely be laughed at by the villagers for the rest of his life. No matter how rich he is, he will not be able to hold his head high.
Li Dazui laughed loudly on the side, as if he intended to spread the word about this competition. He said that after breakfast tomorrow, everyone must come here. Regardless of whether they can catch the water monkey, they must at least take a look at the competition between Li Qingyun and Li Shuangxi in the river.
When Li Qingyun returned to the villa, he didn't want to tell his wife about the competition, because he thought such a trivial matter was too boring. With his ability, he could torture Li Shuangxi ten thousand times without hurting a hair.
However, the bad friend Li Yuncong heard the news from somewhere and rushed back from the town. As soon as he entered the villa courtyard, he yelled: "Brother Fuwa, I heard that tomorrow you and Shuangxi will go down to the river to catch the water monkey?"
You don't want your life, this kind of thing is no different from suicide, how dare you treat this as a competition?"
Li Qingyun was picking vegetables with his wife and sister-in-law in the living room. When he heard Li Yuncong yelling like this, he immediately felt like sewing his mouth shut.
"What are you kidding me about? How can you, Director Li, care about such trivial matters in the village?" Li Qingyun didn't want him to mention this matter again. He deliberately made fun of him for calling himself the deputy director.
Li Yuncong was not ashamed, but proud. Hearing his friends call him Director Li, he immediately said happily: "Haha, he is the deputy director, and he is still a little short of the position of director. What, sister-in-law, you are picking vegetables.
Ah, what's for dinner? I have two bottles of good wine on my motorcycle. We can have a table together. Oh, you have guests at home tonight. Who is this beauty? Where does she come from?"
"I want you to take care of it, Li Datou, you have only been a policeman for a few days. Now you have to start acting. My aunt can come from wherever she wants, and she still wants to check her household registration at home?" Yang Yudie raised her chin,
She gave him a stern look and sat on the sofa without even moving her buttocks.
"Yeah? How do you know my nickname? Are we familiar with each other?" Li Yuncong was so scolded by Yang Yudie that he fainted and couldn't remember who she was for a long time.
"You're blind, right? You can't even recognize your aunt? Have you forgotten who kicked you into the river that year?" Yang Yudie took the initiative to report the results of that year and continued to hold her chin high.
Feeling proud.
Li Yuncong's eyes almost popped out of his head, and he exclaimed: "Ah? It's you, a tomboy...Ge, how did you change, change, become so...beautiful? A girl can't change so much after her eighteenth birthday.
?Did you go for plastic surgery?”
When she heard others compliment her on her beauty, although her tone was not very nice and her language was not very clean, Yang Yudie was still very happy and laughed excitedly: "Auntie, you are pretty, right? Did you suddenly feel that it was an honor for me to beat you when I was a child?"
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"It's an honor, an absolute honor. My aunt, we haven't seen each other for a long time. When did you come here and why didn't you say hello to me? Brother Fuwa, you are so unreasonable. You have such a beautiful sister-in-law.
Hide it and don't tell me..." Li Yuncong shouted aggrievedly.
Li Qingyun waved his hands disdainfully and said disdainfully: "You guy's eyes are all about that Narcissus filming at the foot of the mountain. You haven't been to my place for more than half a year. Why should I tell you? I attended a banquet the day before yesterday.
When the factory opens, they don’t even go to my house.”
"Brother, in your eyes, do I look like a villain? Brother, you have wronged me... I am too busy with work and only want to achieve the goals we discussed. There is a saying that goes well.
, what do you mean, a policeman who doesn’t want to be the director is not a good policeman. When I become the director in the future, if anything happens to you, I will take care of everything for you..."
"Come on, stop it. I haven't become a regular person yet. I just talk like a slut. If I really take power in the future, it will be fine. If you want to eat, just help pick vegetables. Don't tell me those 'fake and empty' things."
Official clichés have no use here."
Li Yuncong was beaten so hard that he had no choice but to sit on the sofa picking vegetables angrily. At the same time, he glanced directly at Yang Yudie, as if he wanted to find evidence of her plastic surgery.
"A certain patient with high myopia, have you seen enough? I will charge you for watching again! What kind of vegetables did you pick? You didn't see such big bug eyes on the beans? Go, go, don't get in the way here, go and get rid of
Take out the good wine in your motorcycle. If the wine is not of high quality, don’t even think about having dinner here tonight." Maybe it was because she was used to making trouble when she was a child. Yang Yudie said to this little friend who has been following her brother-in-law.
I have been bullied a lot, and now my habit is hard to change. My bossy attitude is very domineering.
Yang Yunu couldn't stand listening anymore and advised: "Sister, please pay attention to your attitude when you speak. No matter what, Datou is also the leader of the town now. It's a bit outrageous for you to rush him to the North Pole with just one sentence."
"It's a joke, it's a joke, there's no such thing as a joke... Haha, I just like the way Yudie scolds me. It's exactly the same as when I was a child. If my attitude changes, I might not be used to it. You guys chat first, I'll get the wine, Jian Nanchun
, That wine is not bad, there are hundreds of bottles." Li Yuncong smiled flatteringly, and ran out to get the wine.
After Li Yuncong went out, sister-in-law Yang Yudie stared at Li Qingyun curiously, and after looking at it for a long time, she said: "Brother-in-law, your little friend has become even more handicapped when he grew up. How come you have become more handsome than when you were a child?
I always feel that if you become disabled when you grow up, my sister will definitely no longer like you like a nymphomaniac."
Yang Yunu's eyes widened and she said angrily: "Yao Mei, did you say that about your sister? You don't understand the relationship between me and your brother-in-law! You make it sound like I am a super beauty control like you? I solemnly warn you
If you, if you do it again..."
"Hehehe, sister, I made a mistake... the relationship between you and my brother-in-law... Well, anyway, I used my villain's heart to try to make you a gentleman. Alas, if it wasn't to help you vent your anger, I wouldn't
I have fallen to the point of being disliked by others. My brother-in-law has ignored me these past few days... and even deliberately used snakes to scare me..." When Yang Yudie talked about sad things, she complained all the time.
Li Qingyun was stunned when he heard this. This sister-in-law's level of raking was higher than he thought. Forget it, I won't talk to her anymore and go to work in the kitchen. But I was secretly glad that it was because of her cross that everyone seemed to forget
I asked him about going into the water to catch water monkeys.
But he was not happy for long. When Li Yuncong brought back two bottles of wine and started arguing with Yang Yudie again, his wife Yang Yunu came in and washed the picked vegetables in the pool.
"What's the competition with Shuangxi? Catching water monkeys? Have you forgotten what I told you last time? No matter how great your ability is, it is on land. If you meet a water monkey in the water, who knows what will happen?" Yang
Yunu's eyes were red as he spoke.
Li Qingyun didn't expect his wife to care so much about this matter, and hurriedly comforted him: "If you don't cry, there is really no danger. No matter how strong the water monkey is, can he beat me? Have you forgotten how powerful I am? Hehe, others don't know, you
Don’t you still know? One of my fingers has the strength of a thousand pounds. Don’t you often scold me and say I’m a humanoid monster?”
"I hate it! People are telling you serious things, and you are still in the mood to joke?" Yang Yunu thought of the shameful thing, and was interrupted by Li Qingyun. He made a puff and broke his sad face, "Since you have already done so in front of me,
In front of the whole village, I made a bet with Shuangxi, so I know I can’t dissuade you. But I have to go tomorrow. If you are in any danger, I will jump down and die with you. I’ll see if you can survive in the future.
Do you dare to do dangerous things?"
Li Qingyun couldn't deal with his wife's gentle and plaintive attack, so he had to persuade her, saying that he was very powerful and would be fine. He even said that the water monkey was an otter, because someone on the Internet had made similar speculations, but there was no evidence.
This meal was extremely lively. Due to the presence of my sister-in-law and Li Yuncong, it was difficult to live in peace for a while. Fortunately, after Li Yuncong finished eating, he had to return to the town police station for duty, and Yang Yudie also said what she said to attack him.
It's over, and I won't be interested in Li anymore for a while.
However, when Li Yuncong left, he said that tomorrow morning, he would go to the village to watch everyone catch water monkeys, and the police would send people over. It was really dangerous, and the guns in their hands were not vegetarian.
Li Qingyun grinned, "You can't shoot accurately in the water. It's really dangerous. You can't kill the water monkey even if you run out of bullets." But after a while, he came to his senses. This was a small matter in the village.
, why do you feel like you are making a big fuss? Will the tourists who come here tomorrow also join the ranks of onlookers? (To be continued, please search Piaotian Literature, the novel is better and updated faster!