Even if I wipe my hands with a wet cloth, there is still a smell that cannot be removed. I squeeze it hard and it is still sticky. This makes the commander burst into tears. Damn it, I am not clean anymore. Wash it.
I can't even wash it clean. It's over. What should I do?
Looking at the appearance of their commander, the soldiers looked puzzled. What was going on? They didn't ask any questions. They just wiped their hands desperately. Can they still do something serious? Soldiers with such good things are anxious.
, stepped forward, grabbed the fat city lord, and slapped him twice in turn.
"Speak, are you the lord of this city?"
"I……"
Before the city lord of Huosha City could reply, he found that the warrior in front of him froze and looked at his own hands in a daze. He carefully put his hands under his nose and smelled them.
Almost vomiting out the last night's meal, the soldier's face suddenly turned pale. He looked up at the commander who was rubbing his hands with a cloth by the pool. He suddenly understood everything. Damn it, I've been tricked. The commander is still alive after all.
The one who slapped him with one hand was grabbing and slapping him again, and both hands touched this damn fat man. How will he eat in the future?
When I think about it, when I eat and put food into my mouth, what is the difference between the smell on my hands and putting a big stick into my mouth? I want to spit it out. Don't be too disgusting. How can this be done?
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The soldier did exactly the same thing as the commander. He tore off a piece of cloth and rubbed it vigorously on his hands. After rubbing it for a long time, he raised his hand slightly and took a breath. The nauseating smell was still there, so he ran to another place.
At the edge of the pool, the soldier continued to fight for his life after being stained with water. His hands were rubbed red, but the soldier still refused to stop.
The commander looked up, and the soldier also looked up at this time. The two looked at each other and communicated with their eyes.
Commander: Are you here too?
Soldier: Ah, what a coincidence, you are here too.
Commander: Fart, I came first, okay?
Soldier: You still know that, but you didn’t even give me a warning, so I fell into the trap.
Commander: Having fun alone is not as good as having fun together. Isn’t it a very happy thing to rub hands together?
Warrior: You have one hand, I have two hands, and I have to rub my bald skin. It’s so fun!
Commander: Don’t worry so much, we are all companions.
Soldier: Get out!
The actions of the two people shocked the surrounding soldiers. What do you mean? This fat man is poisonous. One and two of them look like this. Can I continue to ask?
The soldiers were a little frightened. They looked at the fat man with caution. No one wanted to get close to this guy anymore. What if he was poisoned? The two people in front of him were already going crazy. Unexpectedly, they were still rubbing their hands.
Well, who dares to go up there?
The Lord of Huosha City was at a loss. Are these two untouchables stupid? What is the situation now? However, when he saw the slightly frightened eyes of the soldiers around him, he immediately became proud and struggled to get up from the ground.
He stood up, puffed out his belly, and looked at the soldiers proudly.
"I am the Lord of Huosha City, a great man protected by the gods. How dare you untouchables come to harass me? Look at those two, who have already been punished by God. Which of you are still coming?" said the Lord of Huosha City, Shen Shen.
Pointing his stubby finger at the commander and soldiers who were still rubbing their hands, he said proudly.
Soldiers, you look at me and I look at you. There was no sound for a moment. This could really be divine punishment. Otherwise, what would be the situation between our commander and the soldier? They started wiping their hands after hitting someone.
This is too abnormal.
Hearing the shameless words of the Lord of Huosha City, the commander immediately became angry. He even dared to threaten my soldiers. He threw away the cloth to wipe his hands, picked up a fat man used to hold food, and smashed it hard.
The Lord of Huosha City.
duang~
The Lord of Huosha City was hit in the back of his head, and his mung bean-sized eyes popped out. He covered the back of his head and turned to look at the commander. He howled like a boar: "Damn untouchable, you dare to hit me, are you still being punished by God?"
Punishment?!"
"God, you are paralyzed, so God makes you not take a shower? God makes you smell all over your body? God makes you crawl into a latrine? This is the so-called divine punishment? Are you crazy, or is God crazy? Ah, you
Tell me!" The commander's eyes widened, he pointed at the Lord of Huosha City and roared.
Pfft...
Now the soldiers reacted, and they finally knew what was going on. Seeing their commander blushing with anger and thickening his neck, they endured it again and again and finally couldn't hold back their laughter. This was really funny, Tangtang said.
The commander of Samsara Continent was actually smoked away by the pig, the Lord of Huosha City, with his stinky body. He was really nobody.
The Lord of Huosha City was also stunned. He didn't expect that the two people behind him were not punished by God, but because they were smoked by the smell of their own bodies. But is this possible? It's impossible. It's been a long time since I took a shower.
It's only fifteen or sixteen years old, how can it be that the smell on your body is so strong?
The Lord of Huosha City, who did not believe in evil, lifted his nose and smelled himself, with a look of disdain on his face. How could there be such a strong smell on my body?
belch……
A smell that was so strong that it was so strong that it hit the nose. The Lord of Huosha City rolled his eyes, foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground. He actually fainted.
The Lord of Huosha City has not bathed for a long time, and the sweat, grease, and residue after eating have covered his body with a thick layer, just like the armor formed by a wild boar rolling in the mud. He usually lives like this, and his nose has become dull over time.
It doesn't work, so I don't feel anything.
I was reminded at this time, noticed it, and smelled it again, and the feeling came out instantly. It would be strange if I didn't faint. People are like this. When you are not paying attention, everything is fine. After you pay attention, you find: I x, this
It may make you sick, that may cause cancer, this may be dangerous, and that may be fatal.
Seeing the Huosha City Lord fainting, the surrounding soldiers immediately felt that the stench on his body was extremely powerful. It was not only hurting others, but also hurting oneself. It was so terrifying. The Huosha City Lord was also very cruel.
Man, forcibly turned himself into a human weapon, which is unprecedented.
They looked at their commander and asked him with their eyes, what should they do in this situation now? That idiot was fainted by the smell of his own body. What should we do now? Do we have to wait for him to wake up like this?
The commander tore off another piece of cloth, dipped it in water and continued wiping his hands, and ordered: "See if he is dead. If not, wake him up. Remember not to touch him, otherwise I will not be solely responsible."
When he said this, the soldier wiping his hands next to him suddenly felt bad. You should have said this earlier, I have been tricked!