The way to pick up girls is, "take action when it's time to take action!"
Another saying goes, "The brave will be supported to death, and the timid will be starved to death!"
In the past eighteen years, Qiu Yu faced five old guys every day, and couldn't even see a woman. Of course, he was completely blank emotionally, almost like a young monk.?
After going down the mountain and stepping into this rolling mortal world, perhaps Old Man Yuexia or Sister Angel felt that they owed him too much before, so they kept arranging beautiful women to meet him, and he also seized every opportunity, and finally gained beautiful love, and more than once.
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After constant practice and consideration, Qiu Yu's skills in picking up girls became more and more sophisticated just like his martial arts skills, and he understood the art deeply, so he held the beauty in his arms without hesitation.
This is a well-known host in the city, a famous beauty, and the dream lover of many men. If those people saw the scene in front of them, they would probably want to kill Qiu Yu.
"Oh, what are you doing? Let go." The boy hugged her body, almost making Yan Yingrong's heart jump out of her chest, causing her to panic and struggle hurriedly.
"Let me kiss you and let go of you." Qiu Yu said shamelessly, acting like a goose plucking its feathers.
"Kiss you big-headed devil..." Yan Yingrong calmed down, because she knew in her heart that although this boy was naughty, he was still measured and would never force her to do anything. For example, now, the other party's arms have been loosened.
"Look, it's just a joke, isn't it?" After completely letting go of the beauty, Qiu Yu said with a smile. Yes, we will never force others to do anything.
"Humph, what are you always fooling around about?" Yan Yingrong's teeth were itching with hatred, and she reached out and pinched the boy's leg hard. "Ouch, it hurts..." Qiu Yu grinned and exclaimed the pain. In fact, it was completely bearable.
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"Deserved it."
"Don't you feel bad? After all, I am also your boyfriend."
"False." Yan Yingrong said angrily: "I said you should position yourself properly. Can I, with my pretty face, like you? Tell me for yourself, what advantages do you have that are worthy of me?"
This is so shocking. Am I useless? I also have advantages, okay? In anger, Qiu Yu said angrily: "I..." He wanted to list his advantages one by one, but he couldn't.
Seeing that he was deflated, Yan Yingrong showed a proud look on her face and deliberately said angrily: "Why, you can't tell me, it's because you don't have any advantages. You are short, only a little taller than me. You are a second-class disabled person.
He’s not handsome, and he has ordinary facial features that you can’t find in a crowd. His IQ is not good either, his IQ is very low, he’s not a rich man, he’s not even a college student…”
"It's not...my one..." Qiu Yu stammered anxiously, wanting to quibble, but felt that he couldn't refute strongly at all, because what others said was right, and it was really the case.
Seeing that the boy's face was as red as a monkey's butt, Yan Yingrong laughed secretly in her heart and continued to hit him: "Look at me again, I'm tall and tall enough to be a model, and I'm so handsome that everyone loves me.
, and my IQ is several times higher than yours. I graduated from a prestigious university. I am also a host after all. I have a good job that everyone envies. Although I have no money, many of the men who pursue me are rich."
Qiu Yu was speechless and sighed inwardly, Damn, what you said is really right!
Yan Yingrong felt particularly accomplished by being able to crowd that boy into silence. She said slowly: "So, my future lover must have a good appearance. At least he must be 1.8 meters tall and a young man."
Xiaoyu, a handsome guy with a rich career and a smart mind, you have no hope."
He is worthy of being a host. He is quick-thinking and eloquent. He commented that Qiu Yu was so bruised and scarred that she didn’t want to live anymore!
Qiu Yu's endurance is different from ordinary people. After stabilizing his emotions, he said: "There is something about me that is worthy of you."
This kid is really determined not to give up until he reaches the Yellow River! Yan Yingrong said disapprovingly: "Then tell me, which one?"
"My little brother is big..."
"What..." Yan Yingrong was almost petrified, and then she reacted and angrily said to the boy, "Get out!" You can imagine how elegant she is on weekdays, always smiling in front of the audience in front of the TV,
Qiu Yu really touched her bottom line, so much so that she cursed for the first time, and she was even more cursed in her heart. Who do you think I am? You are so big, you are qualified to match me... Bah, bah, bah, this is
What are you saying...Besides, you are not tall so you must be big?
The beauty was angry, and Qiu Yu felt balanced in her heart, letting you ridicule me just now, and finally get back a round. He shrugged his shoulders, "Okay, I'll leave now..." He stood up and ran to the car door.
Yan Yingrong was stunned. She thought the other party was angry, so she quickly reached out to hold the boy and asked: "Are you angry?"
"Didn't you tell me to get out?" Qiu Yu said deliberately with a straight face.
In fact, Yan Yingrong had already regarded this boy as a good friend in her heart, so how could she give up the friendship so easily? She said coquettishly: "Look at you, it's not like that. You're too petty. I just said that casually, and I didn't really chase you away."
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Qiu Yu secretly laughed in his heart and pretended to be unhappy: "But I take it seriously."
"I'm so angry..." Yan Yingrong smiled and said coquettishly: "Aren't you my uncle? You are as familiar as my niece. My dear uncle, please forgive me."
Qiu Yu's bones were softened by the screams of old uncle, and he laughed and said: "I really admire you, I'm not angry at all."
"Ah..." Yan Yingrong was ashamed and angry, and punched the boy a few times with her pink fist, "You are so annoying, you are so annoying."
The beauty with a sweet smile made Qiu Yu fascinated, and she enjoyed this great time. After a while, Yan Yingrong said seriously: "Xiao Yu, you are not allowed to joke with your sister anymore. Our relationship as a fake lover is over. Do you hear me?"
"In such a short time, I have been moved down the hierarchy and become a younger brother again... Okay, no problem, we are no longer pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend, we are good friends."
"Well, that's right." Yan Yingrong remembered something, "I still have something to ask you for help with."
"What's the matter? Tell me. Let me declare first that I don't help single women solve their physiological needs..."
Yan Yingrong's face turned red again, "Screw you, a dog can't spit out ivory. Let me tell you something serious. I have a good friend. Her grandmother was paralyzed last year. She has been treated in many big hospitals without any effect. Your medical skills are so good.
That’s great, can you help me with the treatment?”
Qiu Yu flatly refused, "No, I don't have time. Besides, experts and professors haven't cured her, so it's useless for me."
"Why are you like this? You have no sympathy at all?" Yan Yingrong asked angrily.
"There are many people who are sick. I will treat them wherever I can. Besides, the condition you mentioned must be difficult to treat, so don't embarrass me."
In order to prompt the boy to agree, Yan Yingrong touched him with her body like a baby, "Good uncle, can you help me..."
Qiu Yu's will was a little shaken and he said firmly: "I won't help."