At the baptismal banquet, Master Jiu received many blessings. If these can be counted as blessings.
"This time there are three princesses, next time at least one of them must be an elder brother. Isn't this one and a half son worthy of a complete son? Lao Jiu, you have to keep working hard!"
Get lost! If you can give birth to a complete child, who would be willing to piece it together with half a child?
"Although it's only three spots, it's still amazing. It's not because of our incompetence, it's because of our bad luck. It's something that's beyond human power, so don't force it."
Don't talk to me about your life, I'm worried about you!
"This man, you have to think about it. Although I gave birth to a son after giving birth to five children before. I'm afraid I have to collect five children before I can... But it is hope after all, isn't it? It's better than no hope, right?
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Is this a curse? This cliff is a curse! You have to have five more daughters!
"I'm not telling you, it could be that you have made too much money because of your evil intentions, and retribution is coming! God is helping you spread your wealth."
Who made the money from the evil heart? What is the retribution? You are all jealous! I am jealous because I have money, and I am jealous that I can have three daughters at once.
Master Jiu was so dizzy from drinking that he couldn't even remember who said these wicked words.
These brothers, one by one, don't want to see me.
"I have given birth to three girls. That is my ability. If you are not convinced, you can go back and try to have one. If you can have a three-shot success, I will take your surname." Master Jiu's voice was very proud and kind.
high.
As soon as these words came out, everyone in the room was stunned, and then laughed louder. Anyone who dares to make fun of you, Lao Jiu, is not named Xinjieluo.
Who has the same last name as whom? Aren’t they exactly the same?
"Lao Jiu is drunk." After all, the fifth master is a relative, and he feels sorry for this unfortunate brother, "Jiu! Let's go back and rest, and the guest brother will help you see him off."
When Master Jiu saw that it was his biological brother, he burst into tears, "Brother! They all laughed at me. But who among them is better than me? Take Fifth Brother for example. My Fujin gave me three children after all.
Where’s the legitimate daughter, and the fifth sister-in-law? The fifth sister-in-law didn’t even lay an egg. Comparing it like this, brother! I guess this is pretty good.”
The fifth master's face suddenly darkened! What do you mean your fifth sister-in-law didn't even lay an egg? You shouldn't feel sorry for this bastard. He immediately let go and let the ninth master fall to the ground. He also turned around
Go outside.
"Brother! Where are you going?" Master Jiu sat on the ground, still looking at his brother's back in confusion.
Why are you going? What can you do?
"Go back and lay eggs with your fifth sister-in-law." Fifth brother said bitterly.
This left a room full of brothers laughing their heads off.
Hearing Master Jiu say to Lao Qi again: "Brother Qi, aren't you going back?"
Why go back?
Master Qi looked at Master Jiu in puzzlement, "You didn't even ask me to finish this meal at your house, why are you urging me? Is it because you can't bear it or something? No wonder others say that the richer you are, the more you sting yourself."
Master Jiu narrowed his eyes and said: "Fifth brother has gone back to lay eggs, seventh brother won't go back? I remember that the cat in the seventh brother's house is the most powerful. I'm afraid it won't work if I go back too late. Be careful and scratch it again."
Master Qi suddenly felt as if he had eaten a fly. He really didn't want to open any pot.
He stared and snorted, stood up and walked out. When Lu met Jiu Ye, he was staggering to get up. Qi Ye pushed him without hesitation, and then watched Jiu Ye fall down and sit on the ground again. How could he be so brave?
He said calmly: "Look, look, we bumped into each other. Brother, my legs and feet are not good, please forgive me, Lao Jiu."
As he spoke, he limped out more and more.
Master Jiu looked at it and said, "Hey, the road in my hall is not even?"
Master Qi stumbled and almost fell down. He no longer limped after that and walked away quickly.
The third master looked at whoever Lao Jiu had caught and bit him. He couldn't stay any longer and said, "Okay, they're all drunk. Let's go home."
Saying that, he stood up.
Master Jiu said again: "Then if we don't keep Third Brother, Third Brother will definitely be able to make the old tree bloom with new flowers, and call me Third Sister-in-law, Old Beng Sheng Zhu."
Who is old? Who is old? Your brother and I are still in the prime of life?
The Third Master groaned angrily and passed by the Jiu Master, not forgetting to rub the oil on his hands that he accidentally got from eating just now onto the Jiu Master's clothes before leaving.
Master Ten looked around and saw that the third, fifth and seventh children in front of him were all gone. If the eighth child didn't come, wouldn't the next target of criticism be aimed at him?
He was stunned when he saw Thirteen sneaking away with Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen and Honghui Hongyun.
Only myself and the old fourteen are left.
Master Ten said: "Brother Ninth, we are close."
Shi Shixin said, I am not the last one either. He stood up and said: "Brother Jiu, my younger brother, I will leave first. Do you still have to go to the palace to pick up Hongzhao?"
"Fourteen, I know you are feeling miserable." Master Jiu looked at the lower third of Fourteen sympathetically and said, "No, no, no, don't go down the wrong path. Anyway, we don't lack sons and daughters."
Master Jiu sat on the ground, raising his head with a look of compassion on his face.
Fourteen's face suddenly turned blue. He stood up and walked out with a dark face. He was halfway there when he suddenly turned around and came back. He reached out and dipped his hand full of oil into the uneaten vegetable plate and walked over.
After rubbing it on Jiuye's body, his anger subsided a little, and he snorted, "You are so wicked, you should have a daughter, you should always have one."
Then he walked out proudly.
After everyone left, Master Shi leaned over and said, "Brother, are you really drunk or are you just pretending."
Master Jiu suddenly jumped up, "What do you think?" He looked a little drunk.
Master Shi thought to himself: You are quite damaging. You pretend to be drunk and only expose other people's shortcomings. No wonder you keep having girls.
Listening to Lord Jiu snort, "To expose other people's shortcomings, I have to be half drunk and half awake. I'll expose your shortcomings..."
"Brother!" Master Shi looked around, smiled, and said nonchalantly: "I'm really not afraid. Exposing one's shortcomings in front of outsiders is called exposing one's shortcomings. Between the two of us, there is no such thing as exposing one's shortcomings. We are clearly treating each other candidly.
Well, tell me, I’m not afraid!”
Brother Jiu raised his eyebrows and chuckled, "That's what you said."
Master Shi's eyebrows could fly, "I said so."
"Who came back late and had to kneel on the washboard? Who went to the wife's house and was caught by Fujin, who had her butt naked and was whipped, and who dared not touch the stool after being spanked for more than ten days?" Master Jiu asked
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Master Shi chuckled, "We two brothers have no secrets..."
Just as he finished speaking, he heard a "puff" of laughter from outside.
Master Ten ran out immediately and saw Thirteen and Fourteen leading Fifteen and the others out.
It turns out that these few people haven't left, they have been hiding outside and eavesdropping.
Master Ten turned around and glared at Master Nine angrily, "Brother Jiu, you are my brother." You can't hurt me like this.
Master Jiu hummed twice, "You told me brother."
Friends are gone!
Master Ten raised his hand, turned the table over to Master Nine, and walked away angrily.
"Small!" Master Jiu smiled proudly. I still don't believe that I can't cure you, so I told you to laugh! Smile again and see.
The housekeeper came over and looked at the mess on the ground, "How can you say this?"
"It's okay, you, Master Ten, overturned it." Master Nine said nonchalantly.
The housekeeper suddenly stopped worrying. The Tenth Master raised the table when he disagreed, and the Ninth Master's house was no longer surprised.
However, Thirteen and Fourteen broke up in front of Master Jiu. When Fourteen saw Honghui and Hongyun left, they didn’t mention Hongzhao, thinking that they might have forgotten about it. Because of some uneasiness in his heart, Fourteen still just dismissed it as a gossip.
never mind.
However, thinking of Honghui saying that he was diligent and would report it to Long Live Lord, he also gave up his plan to go back home. He left the city directly and planned to go to Huangzhuang.
Who would have known that just after leaving the city gate, I would meet the slave Su Peisheng.
"Fourteenth Master, how long have you been waiting for?" Su Peisheng saluted with a bow.
Fourteen stood up and dismounted, "Eunuch Su, why are you here?"
"Oh, my Fourteenth Master, please don't break my old slave." Su Peisheng smiled and pointed to the carriage on the side, "Look, Long live the Lord asked the slave to bring the Fourth Brother to you."
Fourteen's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately looked up and saw that the curtain on the car window had been opened, and Hong Zhao, that little kid, was waving his little fat hand and greeting him cheerfully.
Did you really send it to yourself?
"No... Long Live Lord, can you rest assured?" Fourteen asked Su Peisheng in surprise.
Su Peisheng was even more surprised and said: "Look at what you said, my uncle is not worried, so who can be trusted?" After he finished speaking, he smiled and said: "But..."
"Is the fourth sister-in-law worried?" Fourteen asked with bright eyes.
Su Peisheng chuckled: "The Queen said that if you want to be beaten or scolded, it's up to you."
The calm look on Shi Shi's face fell again. These two people are really brave. Do they really dare to bring this precious baby to themselves? Believe in yourself? Pull him down! He doesn't even believe in himself.
So he waved his hands and said: "I know what you are going to say. Don't worry, Lord Long Live, and the mistress is also relieved. It's the Queen Mother who is worried. She must have said that if Hong Zhao dares to lose a hair, go back and expose my skin."
.Yes or no?"
"Why don't you tell me that you, the Fourteenth Master, are wise?" Su Peisheng bowed his body and smiled so miserably that he took pleasure in others' misfortune!
"Okay, okay! Got it." Fourteen sent Su Peisheng, "Go back."
Who are you showing this disgusting smile to?
Su Peisheng didn't resent his bad attitude at all. He finally got rid of this little devil and couldn't be in a better mood.
Seeing these people leaving without hesitation, Shi Shi felt more and more uneasy.
This uneasiness became even more intense when he saw the guards guarding the carriage and the eunuchs who were waiting on him looking at him with very sympathetic and obscure eyes.
To be honest, this child Hongzhao is fair and tender, and if you say cute, he is really cute. Especially with a face like the fourth child, looking at it makes people feel inexplicably happy.
At this moment, I saw this child lying on the car window, sweetly shouting: "Uncle Fourteen..."