"Sit down and sit still!" Shi Shi said angrily, with the corners of his mouth twitching and his eyebrows dancing.
He really couldn't stand this devil star anymore.
Now that the two of them are on the carriage back to the capital, he must send this naughty child back. Who cares about whose naughty child it is? Anyway, he doesn't care about it anymore.
Thinking of what he had experienced in the past two days, he wanted to cry.
In the middle of the night, when you want to pee, you have to be careful to see if there is a snake inside that has not yet woken up from hibernation. The key is to be afraid that the snake will spring out and bite someone if it suddenly encounters the heat.
Get up in the morning and have a good serving of porridge. When you eat half the bowl, you will find that the bowl is scattered with black particles similar to 'mouse droppings'. Are you not sick yet? Hongzhao made a disgusted look.
If I don't spit it out in a disgusting way, it means that I'm unhygienic, not clean, and not particular at all. I have to say disgusting things, rats eat everything, and what they pooped out, is there the plague? md
Yes, I was not disgusted to death by the rat poop, but I was so disgusted by his words that I vomited.
After he vomited, he took out a small bag of something similar to the "mouse droppings" in his bowl, and ate it with great pleasure. He said it was the "chocolate" of foreigners.
But kid, do you have to turn the good chocolate into the shape of mouse excrement?
I took him to see the eggs being hatched. It was convenient for me to go there in the middle. I don’t know how this naughty kid stuffed a hen nesting in Gong’s bucket. I was unprepared and squatted on it, and then the hen shone on my butt.
I muttered it several times. It didn't matter if I felt a little pain or a little frightened. The important thing was that I almost made myself rush out with my pants and buttocks naked.
You really can't hit or scold this kid. You're so angry that you can't do anything about it.
The Fourteenth Master wanted to deal with him, so he filled half a jar of worms and put them in a big tea bowl. When he drank tea, he would definitely be shocked when he opened it. Who knew that this kid really closed his eyes at that time and slowly...
He fell down, looking like he was fainting from fright. He almost died of fright at that time. If he really scared the child out, he wouldn't have to live. Unexpectedly, this kid laughed and stuffed the bugs into himself.
It's in the boots. My feelings just lied to myself.
But it was this lie that calmed down my heated head. This was Brother Huang, and no matter how naughty he was, he was still a child. What if he got scared?
How can I explain myself to Lord Long Live? Can you say that your son came to scare me first?
Isn't this looking for trouble?
Come on! You’ll have to bear the consequences of the evil you provoked.
In the evening, your child is so cute and stripped naked that he wants to take a bath with you. Let's take a bath together. Anyway, you are already pressed into the water, so you can still make a difference. The uncle and nephew are soaking in the water beautifully.
. Hong Zhao also gave himself a bath thoughtfully. Shi Shi felt relieved. This was because he knew that the commotion was over and he was sorry. After washing, Hong Zhao wrapped himself in a big bath towel and left, knowing that he could relieve his fatigue.
Take a bath for a while. But when you are ready to get up, your clothes, shoes and socks, as well as the people waiting on you, have been sent away. This bathing place is a hot spring pool, not a bathtub in the bedroom. You can't go out naked.
Go back through several courtyards. Only when your whole body is wrinkled from soaking, Jin Yuan, this stupid slave, doesn't come over.
This child is an unbearable nightmare. He must be sent away! He must not keep him any longer.
"Uncle Fourteen, are you really going to send me back to the palace?" Hongzhao looked pitifully and played with his fingers. If he was tearful again, it would be more like he was bullied and abused.
Fourteenth patted his chest and said, "If you don't leave, uncle Fourteenth, I will be able to see you, Huang Mafa, soon."
"Don't worry, Uncle Fourteen, it will definitely not happen. Huang Mafa has never wanted to see you. He is not in a hurry to see you." Hong Zhao told the truth.
Shi Shiyi choked, and his face darkened again, "Sit down! Shut up! Don't talk."
Hong Zhao was really good this time.
The journey was quiet and quiet. After entering the palace, Fourteen asked to see the fourth master, but the fourth master was not available. He asked to see the queen, but the queen was busy.
So, he could only take Hongzhao, who said nothing all the way, to Yonghe Palace.
When the Queen Mother saw Hong Zhao, she cried out heartily. But when she saw that the child was pitiful and silent, she quickly asked what was wrong.
"Uncle Fourteen told my grandson to shut up! Don't talk!" Hong Zhao perfectly imitated the ferocious look of Fourteen.
Good boy! I'm waiting for you here.
Shi Shi was so aggrieved. He said to the Queen Mother, "Mother, you don't know..."
"I don't know what? I don't know that you were a bastard when you were a child? You are the one who is criticized for being unkind to dogs. When you were a child, you teased cats and dogs. Did I scold you like that? The late Emperor said so. You don't have children.
How can you not be naughty? Look at how old you are! Hongzhao has so many good children, but you can scold them like this. How can you be an uncle?" Concubine De was furious, not listening to what he said*.
Mother, we don’t want to tell lies with our eyes open! We will accept whoever you say is a good boy, but we won’t accept it if you say Hong Zhao is a good boy. This is not talking lies with eyes open. This is purely telling lies without conscience.
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But the Queen Mother had no interest in listening to what he said, "Go and do your thing, hurry up and do your thing. Aren't you not allowed to enter the harem? Why don't you listen?"
Fourteen resignedly left the Yonghe Palace and went to the Yangxin Palace. Seeing that the emperor had no time to see him for the time being, he got up and wanted to go to the toilet.
Just after leaving here, Fourth Master wanted to ask how Hong Zhao was doing. He sent Su Peisheng to call him Fourteen.
Shi Shi just came out of the dressing room and saw Hong Zhao coming over, still holding a cup in his hand.
"Uncle Fourteen, it was my nephew's fault just now." Hong Zhao said, offering the tea with both hands.
There must be something wrong with this tea. You must not drink it.
Fourteen waved his hand, "It's okay! Uncle Fourteen doesn't mind."
A trace of loneliness flashed in Hong Zhao's eyes, and he slowly lowered his hand. As if his hands were tired, the cup tilted and the water poured into the front of Shi Shi's pants, which happened to be a sensitive spot.
Both of them were dumbfounded. Hong Zhao ran away, "I really didn't mean it this time, Uncle Fourteen."
Believe it or not!
Fourteen suddenly exploded. Just as he was about to give chase, Su Peisheng came for him. He was panting and said, "Master Fourteen, hurry up. Long Live the Lord has announced."
Fourteen angrily went to the emperor with this evidence. As soon as he entered the hall, there were really many people inside.
After Fourteen saluted, Fourth Master called out and asked, "How are you doing over there?"
Before he could speak, Master Jiu put the fold in his hand and asked, "Fourteen, what did you do? Did you wet your pants?"
Shi Shi felt that Lao Jiu’s mouth was really poisonous.
The fourth master glanced at Su Peisheng, who lowered his head decisively.
Yes! Fourth Master immediately understood that Hong Zhao had bullied Shi Shi very much.
"Take my clothes and change them for him first. What's it like?" Fourth Master said in disgust.
Lin Yutong was taking the princesses around the palace, asking them to walk for an hour every day, and they could not move. First, they had to train their bodies well.
Aunt Yuan sent someone to say that Fourth Brother was back. Lin Yutong finished handling the matters here and hurried back.
As expected, Hongzhao was sitting on the Kang, eating snacks.
When I'm around this kid, I wish I could beat him three times a day, but when I'm not around, I still want to.
"Ask E Niang to see if you are doing well in Zhuangzi." Lin Yutong pulled Hongzhao to look at him curiously.
"It's okay." This kid was a little heartless.
"You are heartless and don't think about your mother at all." Lin Yutong nodded Hong Zhao's head.
Hong Zhao chuckled: "I thought about it. Uncle Fourteen is so fun." Without Uncle Fourteen, what would we do?
"Are you teasing your 14th uncle again?" Lin Yutong asked him with raised eyebrows.
Hongzhao quickly hugged his buttocks and said, "Uncle Fourteen peed his own pants. It's not my fault."
"Your fourteenth uncle peed his pants?" Lin Yutong was shocked. How could he pee on his pants?
A magical advertising slogan popped up in her mind, ‘Frequent urination, urgent urination and endless urination’.
Prostate problem?
When the Fourth Master came back, Lin Yutong tentatively said, "Should you send an imperial physician to take a look at Fourteenth?"
"What are you looking at?" Fourth Master was still thinking about whether to use Nian Gengyao or not. He asked a little absent-mindedly.
Lin Yutong couldn't say that her brother-in-law had such a problem. She hesitated for a long time before saying: "After all, I live alone in Huangzhuang. If there is someone who can't be taken care of, we can't explain it to E Niang."
What's wrong with living alone in Huangzhuang? Can't you find the right woman? You can't. You're still in the period of filial piety?
But Lin Yutong said it so solemnly, so it would be inconvenient to tell him if he found something.
"Then ask Huang Sheng to come and see if he has any advice?" Fourth Master said and glanced at Su Peisheng.
What makes her so hesitant about her words?
Fourth Master glanced at Lin Yutong, wanting to see how she would explain to the imperial doctor.
Huang Sheng came very quickly, thinking that something was wrong with Long live the Lord. He made a fuss for a long time just to show the Fourteenth Lord. This is easy.
"Take another look and see if there are any diseases that are hard to find and hard to talk about." Lin Yutong explained in a low voice.
Isn’t this still a hidden disease?
When the fourth master saw Huang Sheng's surprised expression, he must have thought of somewhere else.
Huang Sheng accepted the order and went to the Fourteenth Master's house without any delay.
It's too late. The Fourteenth Master and his own Fujin are both going to have a rest. Although they are keeping filial piety, it's better not to have any children. They have faded away these days. When I see Fujin, I feel like I have become a rare beauty.
Just after I fell asleep, I felt a little more interesting. But I said that the palace had sent an imperial doctor to give Fourteen a look.
The palace's concern is a gift.
When the couple got up, they were even more flattered to see Huang Sheng.
Huang Sheng had a serious face and just checked the pulse for half a quarter of an hour.
Fourteen people all thought they had a terminal illness, but this time it really wasn't possible.
Unexpectedly, Huang Sheng said calmly: "Master Fourteen has been a little angry recently..."
Nonsense! I was so angry after being tortured by Hong Zhao!
"But it's spring, so you have to be careful about athlete's foot." Huang Sheng said, and prescribed a prescription: "Take a dip every night for three months to get rid of the roots."
With that said, he bowed his hands and said goodbye.
gone?
So gone?
Fourteen held the prescription in his hand and said, "You come to me at midnight to treat your athlete's foot?"