Hong Yanwu hated Hu Erkui so much that he hated him. After working for a few days, he openly said that one day, sooner or later, he would not only break the back window of Hu's house, but also leave the front window alone.
This old boy and his family are enjoying the ventilation.
But after Chen Deyuan heard about it, he said that based on this idea, it was not an exaggeration to ask him to remove the threads of a few more sacks. So that night, Hong Yanwu added an extra sack of threads to his task.
Hong Yanwu was very depressed about this and even ran away to complain to his mother. But this time, under his father's insistence, his mother could not help him. In desperation, he had to return to Chen's house and continue fighting with him.
Chen Liquan accompanied him and started working as a miserable "child laborer".
In fact, let alone removing a few sacks of threads. Even Chen Deyuan pressed Hong Yanwu on the bench and swung the belt on his butt. For Hong Lucheng and Hong Yanzheng, it was very popular to see.
Especially Hong Lucheng, he spoke very highly of Chen Deyuan's attempt to teach his son a lesson. He also said that Hong Yanwu was basically the same as the Peking Opera "Golden Leopard" (a famous play of the Yu School in the late Qing Dynasty). The main story is that under the iron bridge in front of the Red Plum Mountain, there is a beast who has been practicing for thousands of years.
Leopard, one day, the golden leopard went to the west to the Queen Mother and returned to the mountain. After seeing a beautiful woman, his soul was flying, and he was in chaos. He decided not to marry her. The weasel military advisor volunteered to go to the matchmaker to marry her. Unexpectedly, Tang Monk and his disciples were studying in the west.
He happened to stay at a beautiful woman's house, and after learning about her, he planned to punish her, which triggered a big war. Du Bao, the weasel in the house who has been cultivating for five hundred years, specializes in giving bad ideas to others. Whoever meets him is the one who counts.
It's unlucky, whoever listens to him is also unlucky. Teacher Chang is like this, and so is the Chen family. The Hong family has this son, which is purely a family misfortune. He has long told Chen Deyuan that he doesn't have to be polite to this kid. So even if
It was right for Chen Deyuan to whip this kid's ass to pieces with a leather belt. In compliance with the laws of heaven and humanity, this basically fell into the category of "King Kong takes action to subjugate demons and subjugate demons".
As for Hong Yanzheng, the eldest brother, he actually didn't care whether Hong Yanwu was a weasel or not. Anyway, in his eyes, this younger brother was always worse than a mouse.
You know, Hong Yanzheng is sixteen years older than Hong Yanwu. Regardless of age and education, he is not of the same level. He originally thought that Hong Yanwu lived an unreliable life, but because of his mother's favoritism, he
But he always had to endure this boy's cowardice. So at home, he had long ignored this younger brother. Except when he ate at the same dining table, he always kept Hong Yanwu at a distance, and he hated this boy from the bottom of his heart.
Therefore, as soon as he learned that Hong Yanwu had been beaten badly by Chen Deyuan, Hong Yanzheng inevitably felt a kind of sincere happiness. It could even be said that he was a bit gloating about his misfortune.
For example, the day after Hong Yanwu was beaten, Hong Yanzheng walked into Hong Yanwu's room for the first time. That was not to express sympathy for his injury, but purely to make fun of him.
As soon as he entered the house, he saw the "five-hundred-year-old weasel" lying on the bed "cultivating". Hong Yanzheng smiled. He nodded Hong Yanwu's nose and asked, "Okay, let's smash the glass while the moon is dark and the wind is high."
Gone. How did you come up with these bad ideas?"
Hong Yanwu thought it was a compliment and responded nonchalantly, "I'm born with it. I'm born with a genius."
Hong Yanzheng chuckled again. "Okay, who was beaten yesterday? I heard it. It was like killing a pig."
Hong Yanwu couldn't help but rolled his eyes, "Boss, you heard that I was beaten and you were indifferent? You are a tall and thick man, you are worthy of being an elder brother. Like Li Chunsheng and Zhao Huoluo's elder brother, if you hear that your younger brother has been beaten, you will have to
Use the kitchen knife to fight."
Hong Yanzheng looked even happier, "I originally wanted to go over and pull him out, but it would probably cause disputes among the neighbors. Now that I think about it, you deserve to be beaten anyway, so I might as well let someone beat you up instead of going over there."
Hong Yanwu understood everything now. The boss was deliberately watching his joke. He couldn't help but snorted in his heart, but he said, "If you are beaten by others, then I will definitely go and help."
"help me?"
Hong Yanzheng was a little surprised when he saw Hong Yanwu gritting his teeth and said, "Help others."
These words almost made Hong Yanzheng's nose crooked with anger. He immediately slapped Hong Yanwu's butt. "I think I hit you lightly!"
Hong Yanwu couldn't help but scream "Ouch!" and he immediately jumped off the bed in pain. He sucked in his breath and kept shouting, "Boss, you are so damaged, I haven't healed yet! You are in so much pain right now."
I got ten lashes with the belt yesterday!”
After saying that, he took off his pants and looked in the mirror. He saw that there was still a blood stain on his buttocks, and the skin was bruised, indicating a serious injury.
Hong Yanzheng felt happy again when he saw this scene, and said with great relief, "That's right!"
Unexpectedly, Hong Yanwu glared at him fiercely, and immediately shouted outside with a loud voice. "Mom, Mom! Boss, he's going to hit me!"
Hong Yanzheng's face turned pale again...
A month has passed, and these threads were finally removed by Hong Yanwu and Chen Deyuan tenaciously. Although Hong Yanwu was beaten and punished, he did not hold any grudge against Chen Deyuan because of this incident. On the contrary, he
Nor will his memory improve just because he has learned a lesson. In this regard, he is a very open-minded child who remembers food but not fights.
This special attribute of his body not only made Chen Deyuan happy, but also gave him a headache. Because he had lost Chang Xianzhang’s supervision and guidance and had been suppressed for so long, Hong Yanwu, the “hometown thief”, began to reappear.
He was clinging to his old career and focusing on those "foolish" pursuits. At this moment, Chen Deyuan really didn't know what to do with him.
In fact, at this time, Hong Yanwu was considered a troublesome child, both at school and at home. Adults who knew him all agreed that there were two biggest problems with this kid. One of them was
"There is no end to the bargaining", and the other is "I have to mess with the adults."
You ask him to go east, but he prefers to go west. You ask this kid to beat the dog, but he insists on chasing the chicken. He is very stubborn, has no respect for authority at all, and has his own ideas, always thinking who knows
It’s not as clear as he himself, including his parents and teachers.
For example, my dad said, "If you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer the consequences in front of you."
Although he didn't dare to object on the surface, he thought secretly, "This is just ignorance. Dad won't let people queue up, so we have to wait until we go to buy things? Even after we queue up, they are all sold out. He obviously listened to the old man's words,
You just suffer the loss right in front of you!"
For another example, the teacher said, "As long as you work hard enough, an iron pestle can be ground into a needle."
But he just wanted to say, "An iron pestle can never be sharpened into a needle. Go to the shop and buy a needle for ten cents a penny. Why bother? You're an idiot!"
In short, strictly speaking, during this period, Hong Yanwu had entered a real rebellious stage from the hyperactive state of childhood.
In fact, everyone has a rebellious stage in the process of growing up. Children at this time are the most disobedient and always go against everyone. This is specifically reflected in Hong Yanwu. Not only does he play in new ways every day, he even
Chen Liquan was also dragged into the "water".
"Lighting up sky lanterns" is a new popular prank they play in school every day. It does not harm anyone, but only damages the public environment.
The operation process is not complicated. You usually spit on the white wall of the corridor first, then dip the end of a match into the spat-wet wall powder on the wall to achieve a certain viscosity, and finally strike the match.
Throw the part covered with wall powder upwards to the roof. The direct result is that the match sticks to the roof and continues to burn. In just a moment, the white ceiling will be blackened.
Hong Yanwu is very good at playing this game. If there is an inter-school competition, he has the potential to compete for the championship. What is outstanding about his skills is that he can strike and throw the match simultaneously.
The specific technique is to hold the matchbox with his hand, press the match head with his thumb to make it stick to the phosphorus piece on the matchbox, and then exert force with his thumb, rubbing and shaking, so that the match can fly towards the room.
The effect of burning halfway up the top.
Chen Liquan's talent in this area is limited, and he will only follow the steps rigidly. However, this does not affect the effect of burning sky lanterns and the fun he gets from it.
As a result, the roof of the teaching building of Banbuqiao Primary School suffered damage. Soon, it was stained everywhere, and the consequences of "sky lanterns" could be seen everywhere.
In addition, Hong Yanwu also likes to take Chen Liquan to play with bicycles. There are two specific methods. One is to deflate the bicycle tire secretly. After deflating the tire, he will leave it intact and then tighten the valve core as it is.
.The other method is to push the spring on the rear rack of the car to the limit, then push it down and it will be difficult to return to the original position.
At that time, people in alleys kept their bicycles in their courtyards, and most of them had paid bicycle watchers at the entrances of bathhouses, shops or cinemas. It was extremely inconvenient to do so in these places. Besides, rabbits didn’t eat grass beside their nests, and Hong Yanwu didn’t like to go to school very much.
Therefore, the front door of the unit building where those "senior people" lived became the "main battlefield" for Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan's actions.
They often hang out at the door of one building one by one, and then hide at the door of another building to watch the excitement. The usual scene is exactly the same as what Luo Jinbao encountered in the movie "Little Soldier Zhang Ga". As soon as the car owner comes out, he unlocks the door and opens the door.
I got on the bike, felt something was wrong, and got off the bike again. Then I felt anxious, angry, and confused.
In fact, it is good to have this kind of result, because if the car owner finds a place to cheer up or goes back to get a pump, it will not delay the work. But if he is unlucky and encounters Hong Yanwu who is in a bad mood, he will have a good time.
If it's even more ruthless, it would be terrible, because this kid can press thumbtacks one by one, so that's not a problem that can be solved by re-energizing. If something urgent happens, it will be delayed.
As for the last method, Chen Liquan is not keen on it. He doesn't like to make others really anxious. So often at this time, he will pull Hong Yanwu to dissuade him, and he has actually helped many people "escaping from disaster".
A similar game is to find a place to press the electric bell. Although many electric bells on the street have been installed out of reach of children, Hong Yanwu has a way. They can stack them up and reach up, even adults can't reach them.
This kid also has a way to reach the place.
In addition, the next step is to plunge the rubber tube on the stethoscope into a dead end and fill it with water, which is as thick as a white radish. This was originally a weapon for water fights between children, but Hong Yanwu often used it in order to seek greater stimulation.
At night, I brought a rubber tube of water to the root of someone's back window and sprayed it on the screen window.
Hong Yanwu also had another most damaging trick, which was to take advantage of his lunch break to put leftover cannons from the Spring Festival into other people's keyholes, light them up, and run away with a twisted face. Often, the cannons had not even started to sound, and the curses followed.
Came over.
All in all, in short, Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan have done countless amazing "feats" that are quite creative but meaningless.
For example, when watching a movie, they learned how to evade fares without any instruction. One of the tricks was to hide in the toilet of the cinema and watch the next show in vain. Another trick was to buy two tickets first and wait for the two of them to go in first.
, and then ask another person to come out with two more tickets, so that you can sell one and save half the cost.
For another example, they were wandering around Xidan Street and found out that the door of the engraving shop used bumper locks, so they worked together and secretly set the two doors to the automatic bumper lock position. As a result, they had a "major accident" as soon as they went out.
"The international impact of "-several foreign friends were blocked from the store.
It was the same even at school. The two children didn't fall in love with the abacus class the most, so Hong Yanwu stepped in and tricked the abacus teacher into going home and letting the whole class have a holiday. And in the physical education class, Hong Yanwu instructed Chen Liquan to secretly
He threw a shot put into the toilet pit, causing his feces and urine to splash on the roof.
Another time, in order to celebrate Children's Day, the school asked each class to publish a blackboard newspaper, but Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan came to the school early on the morning of Children's Day and added mustaches and beards to all the children on the blackboards in each class.
Glasses……
That was really hilarious! It was purely deviant, and there was no limit to the prank!
However, don't look at Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan who are so tormented. The new head teacher does not hold these two children very accountable.
What do you think about pursuing such a well-known child in the school?
This teacher is not stupid. He does not want to become the next Chang Xianzhang or the head teacher. Especially these two children are students who cannot even be helped by the workers' propaganda team and their parents. Naturally, this teacher does not want to interfere in any way.
So in this way, Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan were like two wild horses that had let go of their reins. They ran rampant and acted recklessly both inside and outside the school.
As a result, when these two children go out every day, the parents of both families are worried about what kind of "wonderful content" they will create outside.