After Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan had a meal of steamed buns and stinky tofu at Yu Ye's house, they went back to school for afternoon classes. But the thought of going back to practice in the evening made them feel terrible.
In their eyes, there is simply no hope for the future. They are beaten or tortured every day. After practicing this kind of kung fu, they feel pain everywhere from their head to their legs. The evil old society did not abuse children like this!
So Hong Yanwu spent the whole afternoon thinking about countermeasures, and he only came to one conclusion - either run! Or fight back!
What Hong Yanwu meant by "running away" was to run away from home and become a street child. He felt that his relatives would only be happy to see them suffer anyway, so he might as well not even have a home. He would simply go home without doing anything else.
They tried to get some money, and then the two of them got on the train and left.
The world is so big and there are so many fun places. Why don’t you go to Xinjiang to eat cantaloupe or ride horses on the grasslands of Inner Mongolia and not be controlled by others?
What's more, no one will starve to death in the new society. Just like the Red Guards of the "Great Series", they can eat wherever they go.
He couldn't believe it, adults could still bear to watch the "flowers of the motherland" go hungry!
But Chen Liquan firmly opposed this idea as soon as he heard it. This was not only out of fear of the unknown, but also because he couldn't bear to leave his parents. So Hong Yanwu fought for a long time to no avail, and finally had to give up.
Just to express his dissatisfaction, Hong Yanwu ridiculed Chen Liquan again, making it look like Chen Liquan had ruined his travel plans to Xinjiang and Inner Mongolia. Chen Liquan's face turned red and he was full of apologies. But to be honest, this was not the case.
It's just that this kid has to be cheap and behave well, and he is extremely poor.
To tell you the truth, how old is he now? A nine-year-old kid who has never been outside the Xuanwu District as far away from home as possible. Let alone anything else, I really want him to stay up all night, because there are a few people out there."
He didn't dare to "swipe" all night. What's more, this society has such strict control over population and household registration. The two children were running around, and even if they could sneak out of the capital, they would have to be sent back if anyone found out.
Since we can't "run away", then according to Hong Yanwu's second intention, it is time to "fight back". According to his original words, "When have we, men, ever been manipulated by others? We have to give it to the Great Immortal Baimao'er no matter what."
'Get some color and see!"
But Chen Liquan was equally uninterested in this initiative. Not only had he been scared of being beaten through personal experience, but also because Chen Deyuan had already said it before, so he had already determined that Yu Ye, a contemporary master who was deeply respected by his father, was the fundamental
What cannot be shaken is also the highest mountain that they cannot fight against. Therefore, not only did he refuse to agree to this unreliable idea, but he also persuaded Hong Yanwu to come. There is only one central idea - no... let's just go with it...
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"Grandma!"
Hong Yanwu didn't expect that his best friend would shrink back like a little daughter-in-law at the critical moment. She had no "heroic spirit" at all, and even had the idea of "surrendering to the enemy." This made him feel extremely uncomfortable.
It even prompted a rebellious spirit to rise from his skinny little chest, which made him still shouting and insisting on using his own actions to prove the truth that "no enemy is invincible".
In this way, Hong Yanwu, who insisted on going his own way, went to the drug store "Heniantang" in Caishikou alone after school. He lied to the people in the drug store and said that he could not poop, so he spent all the two cents that his elder brother Hong Yan had given him.
He caught the croton. When he returned to Master Yu's house and found no one there, he secretly poured all the croton powder into the porridge pot.
But what he never expected was that even if he didn't tell Chen Liquan in order to keep it secret, Master Yu still noticed it as soon as he picked up the bowl while eating. As a result, the old man not only missed the trick, but actually used the strips to find out the truth.
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Hong Yanwu's fate can only be summed up in the word "tragic". After learning that Chen Liquan had no knowledge of it, Master Yu finally forced him to drink all three bowls of porridge in order to punish the "mastermind".
He had to pull up his trousers and run around to the hut where he stayed overnight. He didn't even get a full night's sleep that day.
Although he no longer needed to practice the evening and morning exercises, he was completely exhausted and even had faint signs of dehydration. If Master Yu hadn't been kind in the end and personally gave him medicine to stop the diarrhea, God knows what would have happened to him.
It will pull out the intestines.
However, what embarrassed Hong Yanwu the most was that afterwards, Master Yu actually gave him a very contemptuous lesson in front of Chen Liquan. He said that he used cunning tricks to deal with people behind his back, and even his good friends did not hesitate to harm him.
This kind of behavior is simply despicable to the extreme. It can be said that he is worse than a pig or a dog, and he is the most looked down upon. This time, he was only allowed to have diarrhea overnight, which was an advantage for him. In the past, he would have been beaten up and tied up.
Hang him in the busy city and let everyone in the capital know what he is!
Although Chen Liquan didn't say anything at that time, the disappointment and doubts that could not be concealed on his face made Hong Yanwu extremely embarrassed and very angry.
Because although this is the case, in his opinion, Quanzi's refusal to participate in this operation was a betrayal of him, so what's wrong with him letting Quanzi suffer a little?
Besides, Quanzi himself is a person who is willing to suffer losses. He knows that he has been cheated and has no objection. So what if he gets such a poop? Maybe he really has dry stool and loses the temper.
But Master Yu came to instigate him like this, but he described his actions in such a bad way, as if he had such bad intentions, which made Quanzi also dissatisfied with him.
It was just a little joke originally, but it shows how wronged he is!
Some children with bad tempers are like this. They only see the faults of others but not their own faults. In the words of the old capital, they are "offenders."
This word is specially used to describe a person who has a stubborn temper, does not distinguish between right and wrong, and once an attack occurs, he will get worse and worse.
Therefore, this failure not only failed to make Hong Yanwu long in memory, but also made him hold a grudge against Yu Ye even more, and silently planned an upgraded version of revenge.
It's just that things went against his will. No matter how carefully Hong Yanwu planned and plotted, his little tricks failed one after another in front of Master Yu.
Many times, he didn't show any flaws, but Master Yu could always detect the traps he had set in advance. To put it bluntly, Master Yu, the "white-haired immortal", seemed to have a kind of magical power. It was like having a celestial eye. He could
Skin him and cut him to pieces.
For example, one day he deliberately stayed up until one o'clock in the morning in order to sneak into Master Yu's house and put the fleas hidden in a small medicine bottle from the dog during the day into Master Yu's bed.
However, something unexpected happened. As soon as he entered the house and unscrewed the bottle cap, Master Yu sat up from the bed in a daze. This scene that looked like a "pretend to be a corpse" frightened him so much that he was in a hurry. Then it was better, as soon as
The fleas in the bottle were all on him.
As a result, he was not only bitten and beaten, but also had his head shaved into a big bald lamp to remove the fleas on his body, and the bed where he slept was sprinkled with 66 powder. Even though he was as round as a potato.
With his bald head and the overpowering smell of 66 powder, others pointed at him wherever he went, treating him as a negative example of extremely unhygienic behavior.
For another example, there was another time when he put the hot stove cover on Master Yu's chair behind his back before the meal started, hoping that Master Yu would add a "fire" dish to the meal.
But Master Yu's body was bent down, and when he was about to sit on the chair, his body surprisingly stopped in mid-air.
Needless to say, the ending. In the end, Yu Ye's butt was not burned, but Hong Yanwu's own butt was almost cut into eight petals. The red lips on the butt could not be removed for a week, and it was basically the same as a monkey's butt.
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Of course, no matter how wise Mr. Yu is, he can't predict everything. Some of the little traps laid by Hong Yanwu still succeeded. But what's even more surprising is that even if Mr. Yu falls into the trap, these calculations make ordinary people headaches and grinning.
It can't hurt him at all.
For example, one time Hong Yanwu secretly placed a large flowerpot on the door. But when Master Yu pushed the door, the flowerpot just fell down and was pushed away by Master Yu with a wave of his hand.
As for the broken glass that Hong Yanwu had hidden in his shoes, it was okay for Mr. Yu to step on it with his bare feet. When Mr. Yu noticed it and took off his shoes to hit him, Hong Yanwu saw with his own eyes the sharp glass that he had stuffed into his shoes.
The broken glass has long since turned into powder.
The most amazing thing is that Mr. Yu is not afraid of the "foreign assassin" hidden in his clothes by Hong Yanwu. You know, that thing is something that everyone is afraid of!
Not to mention the stinging venomous hairs all over the insect's body, which can sting the skin until it becomes red, swollen, and painful. Even after being stung, it is quite difficult to remove the thorns stuck in the flesh. The thorns must be taped immediately with tape.
Wherever it reaches, you need to tear it off, stick it on, and repeat it several times before removing it. Then you have to clean the injured area with soapy water and apply ointment.
But Master Yu, when he was stung on the back of his neck, he acted as if nothing was wrong. He removed the bug with just a flick without showing any sign of pain.
All of this puzzled Hong Yanwu, and his self-confidence was increasingly depressed with each failure. He really didn't know which grave the demon came from, and it seemed that he was born to be his nemesis.
, making him feel scratchless for the first time.
At the same time, Master Yu finally became impatient with Hong Yanwu's endless pranks. So when he had time, the old man simply told Hong Yanwu that all his harmful tricks were just childish.
, if he really wants to play tricks with himself, this "weasel" like him will probably have to practice for another five hundred years.
When Hong Yanwu heard this, he curled his lips and frowned, making a look of "seven dissatisfaction and eight dissatisfaction".
Master Yu also knew that he didn't believe it, so he didn't beat around the bush at all and just told the facts one by one.
First of all, Mr. Yu mentioned the last time Hong Yanwu sprinkled croton powder. His attitude towards this matter was quite contemptuous. He said that Hong Yanwu was simply doing nothing, because let alone croton, even if he was exposed to sweat medicine or the fragrance of five drums and five drums,
He is not uncommon in his life. If you want to drug him, you will be asking for trouble if you don't have any special abilities.
Then, Master Yu talked about Hong Yanwu sneaking into his bedroom late at night, and the stove cover placed on the chair. Master Yu explained that he had been practicing "burning the body" for half his life, and he could detect dangers and ambush in advance.
, murderous malice is not a problem at all, as long as people come within ten meters of him, he will feel it immediately. He can't sleep with anyone, he will wake up as soon as someone looks at him, let alone such a hot stove cover. This
This is what I practice in martial arts.
As for those bugs, flower pots, broken glass, etc., they are even more unruly. Mr. Yu said with disdain that these broken things can hurt people.
As long as there are people who have "Pai Da Kung Fu", there will really be no one in the world willing to practice this Kung Fu anymore.
After listening to what he said, Hong Yanwu was completely depressed, and all the energy he had spent in struggling was suddenly lost.
He is not stupid. Through his experience during this period, various performances can prove that Master Yu is not just bragging. And now that he understands that he and the "Baimao'er Great Immortal" are not at the same level, who is willing to do this again?
What about such a thankless task? You know, every time you try it, there is a price. He didn't know that he had been beaten for it.
Hong Yanwu, who had a great enlightenment, felt that he was the most stupid person in the world. He squatted on the ground in frustration, lowered his head to dig at the mud with his fingernails, and thought about what to do in the future. As he thought about it, he squeezed his eyes and returned it.
I shed two tears.
If nothing else, he suddenly felt the unexpected instability in his life. In addition, he was also a little confused despite his grief. He didn't know whether he should admit his mistake to Master Yu right away, or delay compromise until tomorrow for the sake of face...