I'm busy today because I get off work late. Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan had agreed in advance not to go home for lunch.
They were not short of money, and they had to take a small bath every day after work. So after washing off the smelly sweat from the bathhouse, they went to the restaurant hungry.
When the weather gets hot, people's appetite becomes less good. Why do people in Beijing pay so much attention to eating noodles in summer?
Everyone knows the meaning of "Toufu Pastry Erfu Noodles", sesame sauce noodles, fried bean paste noodles, whole cucumbers and half a head of garlic, such a big bowl is appetizing, filling and satisfying.
It's a pity that this kind of stuff can only be eaten at home and cannot be sold outside. The restaurants only have tomato and egg noodles and pickled mustard and shredded pork noodles, these two kinds of noodle soups.
If you want to come here in the summer, you will go in the opposite direction, and you will have to eat and sweat all over again.
Fortunately, Hong Yanwu remembered a scene described in a cross talk, and felt that it suited the situation, so he simply imitated it.
The two of them went to a restaurant where they often had "work meals" and ordered a slice of soft meat for 30 cents, a tomato mixed with sugar for 5 cents, and a liter of real beer for 40 cents.
In addition, he asked the restaurant waiter, who was already a mature man, to ask the chef to bring each person a half-pound bowl of white noodles.
That's why if you don't come here, you won't be taken care of anywhere else.
As soon as the dishes were served, they drank the dishes first, and then as soon as the noodles came, they picked up the plates and divided the remaining pork slices in wide sauce into two. There were cucumbers and fungus in them, which was perfect for mixing.
Eat noodles.
Okay, it’s less than a dollar, and it’s delicious.
Even the waiter in the restaurant praised him and said, "If you have money, you must know how to eat. Today I have met a real eater."
The wine and dishes are all gone. After eating and drinking enough, I have to take a nap when I go home.
According to Hong Yanwu's plan, it would be almost three o'clock before he woke up again.
I have already agreed to take my nephew Hong Yun to the cinema, have some cold drinks, and watch a movie. After everything is done, I will send the child back, and he and Chen Liquan can go meet "Tang Xin Er" in the evening.
Unexpectedly, the arrangement was very good. Just when they were taking a good nap, there was a loud "boom" outside the house, which woke them up.
Hong Yanwu and Chen Liquan both sat upright, a little confused, and thought that the gas tank in the kitchen had exploded.
Thinking this, they were so shocked that they ran out of the house without even putting on their shoes.
Well, it turned out well. When I saw Hong Yun hiding behind the corner, his half-face suddenly disappeared.
Looking at the scraps of paper left on the ground and smelling the smell of gunpowder in the air, it looked like this brat had lit a marron in the courtyard.
This was probably because the kid was anxious when he saw them sleeping, so he suppressed this bad trick.
Hong Yanwu Xin said, he is only six and a half years old, but he still has the same demeanor as I did back then...
But before he could find this kid to have a seizure, an even more troublesome thing happened later.
Just this sound shocked everyone in the west courtyard to come out.
The neighbors asked angrily what was going on, saying that the windows of their home were banging, the bottles were falling over, and the whole west courtyard was buzzing and shaking, and they thought there was a bomb.
In addition, the child in the Shui family who had no parents was also frightened and cried so hard that he could not be comforted.
Next door to the Chen family, a neighbor also discovered that the glass on his window had been penetrated by a stone blown away by Mareko.
What can we do about this? It’s our child’s fault. He should be glassed in. If he should apologize, he should apologize.
But don't forget that for the first time, Hong Yanwu provoked the old ladies in Xiyuan'er because of the Shui family's affairs. Now that they have reason to deal with it, how can they be forgiving?
Even though it was Hong Yun who committed the crime, they still contacted Hong Yanwu.
It's also because Hong Yanwu was so unsatisfactory when he was a child. There were so many things he did to pull out garlic seedlings secretly that it was difficult to even think about it.
Therefore, almost everyone agrees that the ladies from the West Courtyard occupy the peak of public opinion.
For example, if the top beam is not straight and the bottom beam is crooked, and there is a nephew for every uncle, this has become an inescapable crime on Hong Yanwu's head.
Everyone said that this kid Hong Yun is now a naughty and bad guy, and he is nothing. He looks very much like Hong Yanwu when he was a child, and he was completely kidnapped and ruined by Hong Yanwu.
Hearing this made Hong Yanwu so angry that he would have breathed his last in his previous life.
The most irritating thing was when he and Chen Liquan were done with everything. They went to the glass shop to buy glass for the neighbor and installed it, and the old ladies had enough of their sarcastic words. Hey, Hong Yun came out at this time.
Although he could see that he was a little embarrassed, he still approached Hong Yanwu with a playful smile. He still pestered him shamelessly, "Third uncle, it's time to take me to watch a movie..."
Hong Yanwu's face was livid, and he slapped his nephew on the neck. "Are you still watching a movie? I should slap you!"
Hong Yun said "ouch" and quickly admitted his mistake.
"Uncle, I was wrong...why not if I can't come back next time? Just take me there..."
"Don't think about it! Let me ask you, why are you running away..."
Hong Yun acted as if it was natural.
"The glass is broken... You would be a fool not to run away..."
"Bah! You're such a loser! I'm telling you, if a person makes a mistake, he doesn't say he's worthless. If he doesn't dare to admit it, he'll only run away on his own. I beat you because I hate you for this. You want to
If you don't run away and admit your mistake honestly, I won't hit you. That's called taking responsibility. Besides, if you can really run away, you don't have to go home. You ran away for a while, but now you're back? It's just aggravating the crime.
Wait a minute, do you think you are smart or stupid?"
Hong Yun stared, making wild calculations in his mind.
"Ah? Then...I understand...I won't run away in the future, and I will be responsible..."
After saying this, he seemed to really understand, and his eyes rolled again.
"Then...Uncle, will you take me to watch a movie today? You promised me. If someone wants to talk shamelessly, isn't he pretty worthless? Don't you take any responsibility?"
"Hey, you brat! You still try to bully others with your words... You should be beaten if you use strong words!"
Hong Yanwu said and gave Hong Yun a hard slap on the butt.
This time the attack was indeed a bit heavier, causing Hong Yun to jump up with an ouch in pain.
"Third uncle! It's a good thing you're not my dad. You're much more ruthless than my dad, and this one is worth ten..."
Hong Yanwu waved his hand and slapped him again.
"It's a shame that you are not my son. If I didn't beat you half to death, it wouldn't be finished. Even if you scream in pain, it will be of no use. From now on, if you are here with me, the more you scream, the more you will be beaten. Remember..."
Fight after fight, pain after pain. Hong Yanwu did not break his promise, and finally took Hong Yun to watch a movie.
Even after the show ended, he spent 30 cents at the bathhouse cold food shop next to the Caishikou Cinema and let the kid eat two croissants filled with artificial cream and a large bowl of pink bayberry juice shaved ice.
The boy was so beautiful that he shook his head and said that only his third uncle was good in the world.
However, Hong Yun felt bitter when he got home.
Because Hong Yanwu said that the matter could not be settled today, he first took away the other two marlezi in his pocket and forced him to catch local turtles starting tomorrow.
This was to ask him to sell the country turtle to a drugstore and use the money in exchange to pay for the glass. He also said that otherwise he would not take him to the movies or buy him glass balls, little people's books, and grasshoppers.
Sugar beans, big jujubes.
On this matter, Hong Yanwu was not confused at all. One is one, and the other is two. Loving his nephew and punishing him go hand in hand. They are distinct and must not be confused.
It should be said that he learned this from his personal experience when Chen Deyuan asked him to choose the thread.
It can be seen that in life, being able to meet understanding people who truly care about you has great subtle benefits. It can even benefit your descendants a lot.
As for Hong Yun, although he was beaten today and had to do another hard job, which made him grin and complain, he neither dared to resist nor bear grudges, and he followed the instructions obediently.
Because although the child is young and does not understand any big principles, he is the most emotionally sensitive. He can distinguish between malice and kindness, and he can also feel true care and love.
What's more, he admires and loves this third uncle so much! How can he be so embarrassed to disobey?
There is no water in this statement at all.
First of all, Hong Yanwu was really kind to him on weekdays. He would eat and play with his third uncle and buy him any good things.
Secondly, he likes to listen to Hong Yanwu's talk about "how to ride the No. 40 tram in vain without paying a ticket" and talk nonsense with those ghosts, fox fairies and other nonsensical gods.
In his opinion, since his third uncle came home, he has had two ways of living, a normal family life and an exciting third uncle's life.
In family life, I have nothing to do and cannot do anything. I have to listen to the elders in the family. Apart from sitting around waiting for food and drinks, I can only learn arithmetic, write big characters and memorize ancient poems.
But in Uncle San's life, it's different. He can do anything, and it's all exciting.
Buying him food and drink was secondary. The main thing was that his third uncle taught him how to catch birds and trap cats, led him to catch dragonflies, catch "season birds" (in dialect, cicadas), and distinguish various insects.
The third uncle also told him storytelling stories and taught him how to use uppercuts and stumbles to defeat the "king" in the kindergarten class and usurp the throne.
Naturally, he likes the life of his third uncle. He regards his third uncle as a true hero who is extremely urinary.
Even in terms of words, he felt that his third uncle's level was far higher than others.
The third uncle would say that no one dared to say it, and he couldn't think of how to say it, and he would say it with much more energy. With just a few words, he could let out all the sadness in people's hearts, just like letting go.
It's as exciting as a firecracker.
For example, this day he was naughty in the kindergarten, so he was scolded by his aunt and even sued his parents. What words should he use to relieve his frustration?
Third uncle has a good idea - "Fuck!"
These three words can make people happy. As soon as they are spoken, the hatred is relieved. It is so easy and convenient. There is no need for another word at all, so naturally crisp and powerful.
Of course, Uncle San's language is not just simple. There are also many very complex, yet catchy and very interesting jingles. Those are even more unknown to ordinary people, and they are countless.
"An old man and an old woman were going to Beihai. The old man was carrying the old woman on his back. They fell and couldn't get up."
"High-end cream and high-end sugar, a high-end old man living in a latrine, there is no paper in his trouser pockets, and his hands are full of shit when he touches his buttocks."
"The big-bellied grasshopper is king all over the world. He ate 400 buckwheat buns and drank two cans of buckwheat noodle soup. When he touched his belly, he still found a bursa. Wang Xiaoqiang, the rice bucket champion, ate two baskets of breaded buns, drank two cans of egg and vegetable soup, and had a big excrement.
Pull both sides."
"The first-grade beanbags will jump high one dozen at a time, the second-grade small tea bowls will be opened one dozen at a time. The third-grade students will have enough to eat, the fourth-grade students will load bullets, the fifth-grade students will open fire, and the sixth-grade students will all get out."
"The silly young man crossed the road, shitted his pants, picked up a candy wrapper and wiped his butt. The more he wiped it, the stickier it became. The police came and spanked his butt, and the more he spanked, the more comfortable it became."
"A man and a woman were laughing, and quickly picked up the camera. There was a click sound, and the two were together forever."
"There is a place where clothes are never worn, and that is the bathhouse. Men are on the left, women are on the right, and there is no wall in the middle."...
Hong Yun really learned a lot of these jingles, and he could remember them much faster than the ancient poems his parents arranged for him to memorize. When he got really bored, he would face the wall and secretly entertain himself.
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In fact, in his eyes, Hong Yanwu was much more knowledgeable than Hong Yanwen, who went to university.
Because the poems written by his second uncle are simply incomprehensible, and only his third uncle’s vivid expressions can be considered a great poet!
Alas, poor Hong Yun really lacks the ability to distinguish correctly.
How should I put it? He was like a sponge, absorbing everything good and bad in Hong Yanwu as if worshiping him.
If we start from the point of "learning well is not easy, learning bad quickly", although Hong Yanwu had no knowledge of this, and it was definitely not his intention, the charges placed on him seemed... not entirely innocent.